#drunk tony

[antvnger]

[Text -> Scottster] Woub take 7966686315.79 oreas to rach the moom. We shoukd try.

Scott read the text, raised an eyebrow, and titled his head a bit. Drunk Tony was a very imaginative Tony. “I hope he didn’t play that stupid drinking game again…” It would be fun to humor him considering his line of thinking.

[Text: Tony Tone] Problem is they’d keep falling down. We’d need peanut butter to be an adhesive. But then we’d just keep eating them.

[docdufresne]

I love Rvb season 7 and I love simmons and donut interactions

[kacievvbbbb]

I love how extreme found family is in one piece. Like they took supernatural line of "Family don't end in blood" and actually made good on it. Because it's not just that the crew found each other even before that only really very briefly Robin, Usopp and Luffy could say that anyone biologically related to them raised them.

Like Luffy had Garp and that's his grandpa but he also had Makino and Shanks and the red hair pirates and they were a family unit and he also had Ace, Sabo Dandan and the bandits and they were a family as well and it's never who mattered more to Luffy or who actually raised him cause they all did. It'd be hard to put him in a nuclear family structure because so many people fill the same roles in his life in different ways and that's great like Kung Fu panda said "that doesn't mean less for one parent it just means more for Luffy"

And that's the thing I think sometime fandom can get very obsessive with trying to pin down who is whose surrogate father/mother how do they fit in the nuclear family structure and while that's fun and there's nothing wrong with head cannon characters that way I also think it's important to remember that not every relationship needs a title or definition sometimes you are just family and that's valid too.

Ace had Luffy and Garp but he also had the whitebeard pirates and his pops same with Sabo and the revolutionaries

Zoro with Kuina and his old kendo master, that was maybe more of a rivals, mentor mentee relationship than whatever Mihawk Zoro and Perona had going on but it's all family none the less.

Chopper with Hiririluk and Kureha. Perona and Moria, Usopp with the little village boys and Kaya. Shanks and Buggy with the Roger Pirates. They might not all have had defined roles with each other but it was still family.

Just like Sanji, Nami, Franky and Law and their more defined Surrogate familes

And people like Vivi Robin Usopp and Shirahoshi who had/have their biological parents/family that love them and raised them.

It's nobody that I've just mentioned properly fitting squarely into any of these categories because it's all complicated family is complicated and its messy and it's big and everyone in your family might not have even met but it's family and it doesn't end in blood and for some people it never started there either.

[tooquirkytolose]

They knew if they put severance on a network like HBO it'd be far too powerful so they had to relegate it to some nothing streaming service no one even cares about and YET it's so good it's getting attention by sheer word of mouth

[emdashbitch]

a Drunk History episode about the Howling Commandos narrated by Tony Stark years before he became Iron Man and the Avengers were a thing when no one actually believed Captain America would be found

[cage-cat-yt]

Be alone comes out today!! But here's some drawings cause I've been slacking on posting lolol. Also I'm reading the Anne Frank diary cause it seems like an educational thing to do and the school isn't gonna force me to read it. I would read Maus too but I have to go out of my way to find it first. Anyway yeah. Read Penpal :3 also I ran out of tags so oops

Stay safe and hydrate and I hope you have a good day :3

[kayvsworld]

i do still think it's like. absolutely unhinged that tony's parents died in a car accident and he still drives like he does

[erinwantstowrite]

i like to imagine that they’re required to use the bathroom right before patrol every night like it’s on the checklist. but i also feel like bruce is the type of person to make it possible to pee in the suit like tony did with his ironman suits

yeah the issue is that with all the skin tight stuff you would 10000000% see that and so im imagining Dick when he was Robin looking Batman in the eyes and saying "i will kill you" that was genuine because Bruce suggested it because he'd rather brave a public restroom every now and then than THAT

[blackros78]

I got drunk with Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler. And when I woke up, I was in Black Sabbath.

Ian Gillian

[eddiecoweyesdiass]

tony "and you can aim for my heart, go for blood" stark and steve "but you would still miss me in your bones" rogers

[manilovetumblerusernames]

White board doodlez cos my fren n i got sidetracked :P

[lalo-tellmeagain]

Not a new topic of course but I’ve never seen this still before so let’s all look at it 😍🫠

Tony in Malverde (Drunk History on Comedy Central LA- 2016)

[phoenixmetaphor]

Day 4 - Real-life Captain America

[persephonesfill]

tony and steve developing a telepathic connection post civil war a lá jane eyre...let me cook

[gay4rdj]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts & Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Additional Tags: Age Difference, Drunken Flirting, Drunken Kissing, Drunken Shenanigans, Drunk Sex, I Was Drunk When I Wrote This, Tony Stark Calls Peter Parker "Baby", Daddy Kink, Tony Stark Is a Mess, Cheating, Infidelity, Older Man/Younger Man, Song: Before He Cheats (Carrie Underwood), The Author Regrets Nothing, Fanwork Creator Projecting onto Peter Parker Summary:

"Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp And she's probably gettin' frisky Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick Showin' her how to shoot a combo And he don't know I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats"

Except it's Peter Parker.

[loumandforyou]

The craziest thing I've read for Lestat from the fans gotta be the "at least Lestat never tried to control Louis and he never kept him from leaving him"