#drunk uncle

[c-monthecob]

Mikey Headcanons

⚝ Draken and Emma have to hide their kid's snacks from him—especially those Gerber baby banana chips.

⚝ Is in every single wedding photo. Hina and Takemichi, Draken and Emma, Pah and Yumi. Even if it's just a bit of his elbow in the frame or the back of his head—he's just there.

⚝ He's got keys to everyone's homes (Half of them don't know that he does)

⚝ He's on the emergency contact list for Emma and Draken's kid and takes full advantage of it. Nephew/Niece wants to be picked up early? He's there. Everyone is at work and he's got no one to hang out with? On his way to the school.

⚝ Horrible wingman. Because of him, Shinichiro was rejected 28 times instead.

⚝ The kids call him Uncle Mikey.

⚝When he gets drunk he'll yap about time leaping—though nobody takes him seriously, Takemichi has to count his drinks so he doesn't spill too much. (His limit is 5)

⚝ When Emma and Draken's kid was first born, they FaceTimed him to show him the baby, and instead of saying that the baby was cute, he asked what was wrong with them. (He didn't know babies look a little odd when they're first born)

⚝ Mitsuya asked him to babysit Mana and Luna once. Never again.

⚝ Adapted to the annoying little brother role for Izana pretty quickly. He'll walk into his room, open his blinds, knock something over, and when he leaves he doesn't close the door.

⚝ Broke Izana's guitar once and tried to blame it on Shinichiro.

⚝ Multiple people will come home to find him in their houses. Walking around in their bathrobes, eating their leftovers, and telling them they should fill their fridge. (He ate everything)

⚝ When he was little, Shinichiro usually found him asleep on the toilet.

⚝ Emma banned him from their home for a month after he passed his sickness to their kid.

⚝ When Baji graduated from vet school he was cheering the loudest, louder than Baji's mother, and kept going even after he walked off the stage. (He had to be escorted out)

⚝ Once slammed the freezer too hard and heard something break inside, he left it for the next person to deal with. Izana did not like having a frozen chicken slide out then onto his foot.

⚝ His PR team is ALWAYS working overtime.

⚝ Agreed to dress up as Santa for the kids at the orphanage. He was supposed to come through the door, but he wanted to make it extra special for them and tried to come in through the chimney—the fire department had to be called.

[giffypudding]

Every year my uncle gets his nog on

[colinkellyjost]

[ontheidiotbox]

[spankymerve]

My Favourite Albums of 2024

I didn’t have as much time to listen to music in 2024 as I would have liked. By my count, I only got through 115 new LPs, 24 EPs and mini-albums, and one rerecording of a previously released album. (What are you doing, Incubus?) But it has been a tradition for many years to run down my annual top 20, so that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Continue reading My Favourite Albums of 2024

[selwyngrimm]

It's wild how often my cousin does this.

[kujolin12-official]

I just danced with my drunk uncle ☠️ and it felt like this (gifs)

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[fcaruana]

Alex: Franco explained to us what an argentinian Christmas was like earlier today James: How does it work? Franco: It's- Alex: This is a 45 minute answer by the way Franco: NO BUT-

[the-witchy-boi]

"Who the fuck is that?" - OC comic (I wanna do more with this but later, I got too much shit to do 😅)

[secretarysong]

posting this at almost 8:30pm but it's never too late for Buuunk! Bed! Junctioooonn! here are a few things from the past 1.5-ish(??) months or so. there are more maydays and zukes where these came from but i'm saving those for later on ... i hope you enjoy 🤤

[kacievvbbbb]

I love how extreme found family is in one piece. Like they took supernatural line of "Family don't end in blood" and actually made good on it. Because it's not just that the crew found each other even before that only really very briefly Robin, Usopp and Luffy could say that anyone biologically related to them raised them.

Like Luffy had Garp and that's his grandpa but he also had Makino and Shanks and the red hair pirates and they were a family unit and he also had Ace, Sabo Dandan and the bandits and they were a family as well and it's never who mattered more to Luffy or who actually raised him cause they all did. It'd be hard to put him in a nuclear family structure because so many people fill the same roles in his life in different ways and that's great like Kung Fu panda said "that doesn't mean less for one parent it just means more for Luffy"

And that's the thing I think sometime fandom can get very obsessive with trying to pin down who is whose surrogate father/mother how do they fit in the nuclear family structure and while that's fun and there's nothing wrong with head cannon characters that way I also think it's important to remember that not every relationship needs a title or definition sometimes you are just family and that's valid too.

Ace had Luffy and Garp but he also had the whitebeard pirates and his pops same with Sabo and the revolutionaries

Zoro with Kuina and his old kendo master, that was maybe more of a rivals, mentor mentee relationship than whatever Mihawk Zoro and Perona had going on but it's all family none the less.

Chopper with Hiririluk and Kureha. Perona and Moria, Usopp with the little village boys and Kaya. Shanks and Buggy with the Roger Pirates. They might not all have had defined roles with each other but it was still family.

Just like Sanji, Nami, Franky and Law and their more defined Surrogate familes

And people like Vivi Robin Usopp and Shirahoshi who had/have their biological parents/family that love them and raised them.

It's nobody that I've just mentioned properly fitting squarely into any of these categories because it's all complicated family is complicated and its messy and it's big and everyone in your family might not have even met but it's family and it doesn't end in blood and for some people it never started there either.

[causereyna-artie]

Just incase you're having a bad day, I want you to know that in some universe Fleamont Potter is probably throwing it back Desi drunk dad style at a jegulus wedding

[tapeworrmart]

Yankton Trevor

[weirdraccoon]

Constantine opening a portal to the batcave, shoving a white haired kid into Bruce's personal space telling him that "you're way better with kids than I am".

The kid just blinks at Bruce and waves before floating to the computer, talking about a friend who'd love this tech and threatening air to not posses the very obvious very expensive tech.

Bruce.... Introduces the new kid to the rest of his kids and they don't even blink when the kid suddendly disapears. "It's okay. Take your time!"

Danny wonders in what kind of world he ended up in if a bunch of people just roll with him as if it was another Tuesday....

[gimpxmetal]

Christmas gift from Mengele <3

merry Christmas,, lol,, i hope you all enjoy this because it took me a little while,, based on a photo of marilyn monroe!