#dsmp gf au

[calamari-minecraft-corner]

This is Con!Cala and c!Sam in the con au at some point

(Original comic by @/boxheadpaint uwu)

[brick-a-doodle-do]

i am LATE because i was going to upload this when i hit 100 followers but now i have more than that so i can’t say that this is for that milestone anymore but STILL have this giant foster oneshot that was initially going to be a random h/c oneshot but for some reason turned into fanfiction of a fanfiction lmfao

also it won #2 in the forms so legally i have to post it /hj

ANYWAY,,,,,

this is frommm @oh-i-need-a-name’s giant foster au but i’d be surprised if you didn’t know what that was by now dsjfhdnf /lh 

don’t fall

words: 2002

tw: swearing, panic, mention of death/injury

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He had been looking forward to getting a good night’s rest in a bed that was fit for a giant rather than a human, even if he wasn’t looking to express his excitement. But, now, as Tommy stared at Wilbur, he greedily came to the conclusion that sleep was entirely out of the picture at this point. The blond hadn’t moved from his spot on the nightstand yet, though he was unfortunately coming to terms with the fact that sitting atop the wooden surface would not be an option for long, for it was both uncomfortable, and a terrible place for him to attempt sleep. Besides, he’d need the help of a giant to shut the lamp behind him off, he’d never be able to reach the switch.

Sighing heavily, almost grumbling, Tommy shifted his gaze down to the pillow resting beside the one Wilbur was leaning against. He stared at it for a long while, debating whether or not he’d be making the decision to soak up the comfort of the white fabric, carelessly sinking into the pile of covered feathers. He wanted that, for sure, but he also didn’t want to risk a conversation full of retorts with the brunet.

Again, Tommy looked to his “brother”.

Then, back down to the pillow.

Fucking hell. It was Phil’s fault – if he’d simply let Techno share a bed with Wilbur, or perhaps had Wilbur share a bed with himself, then this entire affair could’ve been completely avoided, and Tommy would be soaking in the warmth the pillow offered, with a hand he trusted safely draped over his body as he finally got the sleep he’d been so eager to experience.

Unfortunately that was not the case, and he very much had an unfamiliar giant sitting next to him.

As Tommy studied the man for a while longer, taking in the bored expression he displayed while staring at the white hue of his screen, Tommy realized that perhaps he’d be able to get lucky. Maybe, if he found his way down onto the bed while Wilbur was distracted, then maybe he’d get a dialogue-free trip. He fucking hopes so.

Tommy only waits a few seconds after having that sudden thought. He shifts up, eyes never leaving the brunet. He keeps a steady gaze on him as he makes slow, brawny steps towards the edge of the nightstand. From there, Tommy breaks his stare and directs it downwards, where he nervously runs through every worst-case scenario in his head.

And, suddenly, yet another thought occurred to him. 

This asshole of a brother had decided from day one to be a complete, utter dick to him. From yelling, to taunting him, to doing whatever the hell else he managed to do in order to traumatize Tommy in the short amount of time they’ve known each other, Wilbur certainly has made a negative mark on his small form. So much so that every little decision Tommy finds himself coming across, he has to stop and decide which route to choose, simply because a certain brunet might be right around the damn corner.

Perhaps he shouldn't let that fear continue. And…hopefully he won’t die this evening because of this change of mindset.

Tommy huffed, sitting down at the edge of the wooden table. He let his legs dangle as he peered down to where he hoped to land. In between the two pieces of furniture was a small gap. Small for a giant, that is. For a human, it’s a ravine that’s far too high a fall for him to walk out of with little but a minor injury. In fact, he’ll be lucky if he wakes up.

Logically, Tommy knew that the best, and decidedly the safest thing to do would be to ask a giant for help. However, Tommy didn't see that as a good enough reason to wake Phil and Techno up, so he decided to take matters into his own hands. 

He stared down a while more, silently calculating his plan. The only thing he really could do was push himself off and hope for the best, but it still helped his unorganized mind. Kind of. 

Tommy sucked in a breath, looking down one final time before finally pushing himself off of the night stand, falling to what he really fucking hopes to be the mattress. 

But, it seems he overestimated just how far said mattress actually was. Tommy realized this immediately and went into panic, hopelessly grabbing at open air as he descended closer to the ground, closer to death. He let out a gasp of air when his hands finally collided with something that stopped him from falling any further. His knuckles turned white as he gripped onto the sheet blanket, taking rushed breaths while he tried to pull himself up. His lack of strength cut this plan short, though. He yelped as he slipped, the material burning at his hands. 

“Wilbur!” 

Tommy mentally froze at his own words. There were people in this room that he cared for much more than Wilbur, and yet in an act of panic he’d still foolishly called out his name. Tommy let out a string of curses, preparing for the worst as he called out again, “Wilbur, help me, please fucking help me!” Tommy released his grip on the sheet to adjust it higher up, and as he reached with the other hand to do the same, he felt it slip, leaving him dangling by one arm. He put his legs against the mattress and tried to climb that way, and got as far as managing to rise half an inch before the slickness of the bedding undid his insignificant progress. “Wilbur!” he screamed out the brunet’s name. Only a moment later, Tommy was looking down while he subtly watched the large shadow cast over him, and soon after his weight was being shifted onto Wilbur’s hand. He leaned back into the skin, waves of relief crashing over him tenfold. He flexed his fingers out, laughing quietly to himself while listening to his pounding heartbeat in his ears.

As soon the man’s hand stopped moving, though, Tommy was as alert as ever and scrambled up, now having to deal with the fact that he’d willingly let himself be in Wilbur’s grip. Anxiety built back up inside of him. Wilbur shifted around, now sitting where Tommy’d hoped to sleep for the night. “Tommy, you need to be careful,” he murmured, clearly everything but concerned for the tiny, but instead rather mad over the fact that Tommy couldn't help but end up falling, and the only reason he did fall was because he feared Wilbur. 

Suddenly, the movement stopped, and Tommy found two brown eyes settling on him and him only. He scooted back, trying to calm himself by being as far away from that dick as he can be. They stared at each other, both of them too afraid to move. Together they sat in an awkward silence, simply gazing at each other’s features. Tommy noticed the gentle shake in Wilbur’s hands, like he was the one who feared Tommy. But, it was the other way around, very much so. In fact, when he felt that this had gone on long enough and the feeling that the brunet was going to try something, he did the best thing he could: swear. 

“Fucking put me down, don’t stare at me.”

Wilbur sighed, something of irritation showing on his face now that the human had spoken up. Something in Tommy told him that Wilbur might take the words personally and defend himself with more than words, but he tried his best to ignore it. He just sat in the man’s palm, patiently waiting for anything to happen. And, eventually, he felt the world move again as Wilbur’s hand made slowed movements towards the pillow beside them. 

Once Tommy was close enough, he stepped onto the pillow and took a long step away from Wilbur. He watched the brunet subtly roll his eyes and shuffle to turn the lamp off. The two of them remained quiet while they got situated. Tommy eventually found himself reluctantly sitting down despite his undying urge to stand in case something happens, while Wilbur huffed harshly and pulled the covers over him, his back facing the human. Tommy’s eyes slowly adjusted to the dark. They begged to be closed for the night, but he was too aware of everything Wilbur did to even consider sleeping. He simply sat with legs folded, eyes boring into Wilbur’s back. 

He didn’t know how much time had passed, but soon enough his mind was also buzzing with tire. So, he laid on the cool material and tried to find it in him to fall asleep. However, he couldn’t get past doing something as easy as closing his eyes before they were snapping open again and he was returning his attention back to the man. The brunet shuffled in the bed, eventually stopping only when he was no longer facing the rest of the room, but instead Tommy. His eyes were closed and he looked to be sleeping, but Tommy knew that even if his face looked the part, the giant’s mind was still planning the next “little” thing he’d do to Tommy. It was night, and more importantly dark, the rest of the family was asleep, and Tommy couldn’t easily be seen. Everything seemed to unintentionally go perfectly. Not for Tommy, but for Wilbur.

“I’m not going to hurt you.”

Tommy tensed, his brows furrowing while his heart rate picked up. He fucking knew Wilbur was awake. But, those words were some he wasn't expecting. Not that Tommy believes them, definitely not; it’s going to take a lot more than a lousy sentence to truly convince him. “What?” he replied quietly.

“I know you think I’m going to. I don’t like you, but I don’t want to hurt you again, Tommy,” Wilbur mumbled, his eyes now opened and staring at Tommy. The blond huffed in amusement, “I don’t know what you’re trying to do, but I’m never going to fucking believe you.” 

Wilbur sighed and shrugged, only this time seeming much more relaxed and less irritated than before.

The brunet seemingly drifted off again, and Tommy let himself try to do the same.

But, yet again, his attempt was disturbed. 

His eyes opened then widened when he realized that maybe Wilbur’s words had a bit more meaning than he’d thought. The giant’s hand was draped over him, providing warmth that should’ve felt nice against the chilly air but instead made him feel trapped. His eyes landed on Wilbur, who remained “asleep”. 

“Wilbur, stop,” Tommy tried, but all he got was the hum of the air conditioner; the brunet remained quiet and unmoving. Until of course the man decided to curl his fingers around Tommy’s small form and pull him closer and closer to what he could’ve sworn was his death. However, instead, he was simply tucked gently under Wilbur’s chin, feeling oddly comfortable in the loose fist he was in. Sure, yes, he was in the hands of a guy who’d mentally tortured him for weeks among months, but everything felt so suddenly quiet in the moment that the past slipped from his mind completely. They didn’t say anything for the remainder of the night, especially not after they finally managed to both drift off for the night.

And, Tommy would never admit this, seeing as he still had a facade to hold up and a lingering fear of Wilbur, but even though Techno and Phil weren’t there, he still managed to get the sleep he came there for. In fact, even now as the sun was high in the sky, he still had yet to release the brunet’s forefinger.

Wilbur would never admit this either, but it warmed his heart to know that Tommy cut his fear off short, even if it was just for the night, so he could soak in the comfort of his almost-brother.

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[sethdomain]

Twt doing dsmp x gf au and tumblr is just doing yaoi

[apoli-meow]

My gf is watching spop and pointed this out.

Thx M, now I can't unsee it.

Don't ask why I was gone for so long. I swear the hs woy is coming, I already wrote wander's post I'm just not in the mood to draw woy rn.

Idk why but the whole time I was just drawing my dsmp college au designs........ Don't ask why. Selective art block.

[filliestboyhere]

KADE’S INTRO ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

hii! my name is kade! i’m burmese (and part chinese). i love drawing, writing (sometimes), and reading (sometimes). i like comics, pizza, and movies. im 14 years old also my bday is on oct. 18, 09. my mbti type in intp. im definitely a trans boy but my gender expression changes,, idk abt my sexuality but i have a gf

i like any kind of music but i’m leaning toward indie music. i listen to mitski, alex g, pierce the veil, my chemical romance, the smiths, beabadoobee, insane clown posse, etc etc!!!

i like all the scott pilgrim franchises (specifically the comics), tmnt, mlp, fnaf, and a lot more. it’ll probably show if my old interests resurfaces. also a little disclaimer but i’m not rlly into any mlp gore or stuff like that (including the infection aus)

dni list!!!

dsmp stans i think my reasons r obvious

proship/comship or if u ship illegal stuff ur gross

bigots

zionists/ israel supporters

other than that, all people are welcome here ^_^

my instagram;; https://www.instagram.com/insanepone?igsh=bWJuYmczM3R0MTB4&utm_source=qr

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my straw page;; https://kadeeznuts.straw.page

OKAA BYE BYEE !!!!!!!

[purpleglitch]

lo único bueno de igualar a cdream con bill en ese gf dsmp au es de los drantis basicamente diciendo que cdream es tremendo tumblr sexyman

[wolame-o-ccx]

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Hihi I'm Dan! (Or Sam, depending on where you know me from or how)

I draw, write and edit! (occasionally) and I'm very nice :)

Welcoming, safe space! Let's be weird and cringe together 😋❤️

My sideblogs! ;

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* MUSICALS ; HAMILTON , HEATHERS , BMC , DEH , 21CS , T...T...B! , ETAJ , MATILDA , BJ , SIX , MAMMA MIA , PROM , ITW

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ROCKY HYUGA (H&L) , ERASERMIGHT (MHA) , TSUKIKUNI (HQ) , KINKAGE (HQ) , KUBOSAIKO (SKK) , LOKIUS (MCU) , TWORIDDLES (DCU) , FWHIMMY (ESMP) , JEARMIN (AOT) , TENYUKI (A3!)

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[teethkid67]

just found your block party fic and now picturing like small neighbor move ins: like c!aimsey is canon from the bear smp so I'm just imagining c!aimsey moves in and he's basically the played straight character tm like in canon. except they're just fucked up differently.

"What the fuck do you mean people regularly revive here? That's insane!" vs "Yeah, I did meet God he kinda reminds me of that guy over there *points to tubbo* also I met this alien who was my gf I think but she died :/"

this is a silly can i be so real aimsey was never considered with bp :( most of our like aubuilding cuts off after tommys prison death slash revival bc of how havok & i were consuming the Actual dsmp . the only thing i know about aimsey is that tubbo kills xem i think so thats fucking awesome im proud of him

the closest to a played straight character i can think of is connor because the au was initially based that way lol. secret lore

day one block party musings

which i guess isnt really played straight hes more like just cant give a fuck. but hes fun

id like to expand bp to include more things i think but the End is yet to be figured (if there is one) and havoks out there being a big boy teaching little kids to shred on violin. so wish that guy luck and maybe with a little time and hope we can get more of the freaks in on it . also theres the slight problem that we never figured out tubbos nuke situation

[fghniki]

Images description: A two-page comic depicting a conversation between Schlatt and Connor, characters from Dream SMP in a modern setting alternate universe. Connor is sitting at a reception and is waving at someone, saying "Here's your card. Enjoy your stay at the library!" and getting "tnx" as a reply. Schlatt is standing behind him in a Sonic hoodie and is drinking what looks like a smoothie.

He leans to Connor, asking "Who was that?". Connor replies with "Uh, an Underscore kid." "Like, from Nuke's family?" Schlatt says, visibly confused. "Oh, yeah-" Connor says, "She was your gf in highschool?". Connor continues talking ("apparantely she got prgn… around time… left for law … her … fa… tic… but … i'm … not … with her… though, … different … and … what … about"), but his monologue is barely heard as Schlatt is doing mental math.

Eventually, he has what looks like a horrible realization, and says, shocked, "holy shit". Connor, who looks rather annoyed, replies with "Does the perspective of playing board games terrify you this much." End of images description.

okay here's a stupid ass and very low effort comic for a dsmp modern au i've been brainrotting. now goodbye for 10 000 years until i feel like doing something with this au again

[augustrambles]

im gonna be honest

my favorite trope is streamer AUs

either if its reader being another streamer, the streamer's roomates who the streamer's viewers love, or the streamer's biggest fan.

ive seen so many streamers aus and i love them all and i CANNOT STOP thinking of streamer stan w reader being his biggest fan and sends him like 10 dollars and hes like 😱

"i- damn [insert ur user], thx for the donation!!"

AND WHEN THERE'S SCENES THAT SHOWS WHAT THE CHAT IS SAYING OHH I LOVE THAT

eric997cartman: LMFAO SIMP

LIKE I ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SEEING THOSE

i remember forcing myself to read wattpad stories of DSMP or corpsehusband just so i could see the streamer au and be happy cuz there wasnt any ys or dr ones

i do remember seeing a mha one, but im no longer in mha because of the fandom n the episodes js sucked. it was only good in 2020 and 2021, even 2022 a lil bit. but 2021-2020 ws my danganronpa phase.

oh danganronpa.

i promise you if you told me in 2020 that i would forget a character's name i wouldve laughed in your face, i still love danganronpa just not as obsessed as i was before

i mean now i have south park

i think in the future ill probably laugh at my south park interest rn LMAO id be bullying myself

i still bully my quarantine phase, but i ws srs going insane in quarantine tbh, developed severe anxiety i was pulling my hair out and doing unmentionable things for attention

tbh i still do #HPD

but of course nothing i'd get cancelled over i hope.. either way i was not in the right state at those moments so i dont really care

ive changed a lot either way lmfao, i used to say nya.

i have a screenshot of me and my ex-gf talking in 2020 and i used "uwu, nya" all that and it makes me cringe so hard.

my ex gf ws so mean tho, her name was savannah, she was 2 yrs older than me, i remember i had a boy best friend named jacob and he had a bf whos name ws i forgot so lets call him axel

and turns out savannah was dating axel behind my back n then axel SHOWED jacob ss's of him cheating on him like broo😭😭 proud for coming clean ig but dude.....

i met them on a roblox cafe so that makes sense

thank you for listening to me rant i love you

anyway yes im writing😓😓

i just havent found the right ideas to get me the lil boost i use to write everything

i recommend requesting⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥

[mothzarellaman]

hi dsmp fandom. a while back me and my gf made an entire superhero au for the dsmp but i kinda wanna reboot it into its own thing, so i ain't gonna share most of it, but i will share the supernames because they rocked.

For the 'protagonists' we had: Tommy - Vigilante name was Recordbreaker. get it. because of the discs being records, and also the whole actual meaning of recordbreaker. that was fun. everybody also had greek code names. tommy was icarus.

Tubbo - Vigilante name was Biohazard. Because nukes and bee theme. Code name was Aristaeus.

Purpled - Vigilante name was Parsec because it was cool and I stole it from another fic lmao. Codename was Orion. just because its neat and i think it fits.

Ranboo - Xeno, latin for other, was the vigilante name, and we never made them a code name lol. might've just done lethe or styx. would've been boring tho.

Villians:

Dream - Metamorphosis, and code name was Kronos.

George - Exploit, and code name was Endymion. also. the dnf shippers missed an opportunity big time. the whole gist is this dude, endymion, right, is super pretty. i can't remember if hes a king or a shepherd or smth. so the moon, right. Selene. she sees this cute dude sleeping everynight, and kinda gets a crush on him. so she goes to zeus right. she's like 'hey there's this hot dude, and i wanna kiss him but he don't know me :(' so zeus puts endy to sleep eternally. something like that. *shakes georgexd shippers* y'all had so much potential.

Sapnap - Hellfire. don't think we got a code name for him.

Supers:

(yeah they're mainly SBI, shh)

Phil: Altitude, with tantalus being his code name. yes i know it wouldn't make sense in the au itself but god i could go on a tangent about how making phil like icarus or something is a waste of potential. tbh i disagree with most greek assignments of the sbi.

Techno: The Blade of Utter Justice. most people just call him Justice tho. its a lot easier. wilbur likes to mock him and call him utter. greek name was achilles. because super strong man who's great at fighting who's really close to one dude. minus the gayness.

Wilbur: ok him and tommy have my fav names ngl. ok ok so. first off, wilbur's code name is Lithium. (because its both flammable and an anti depressant, I believe.). to tie in to OG L'manberg, he's a drug dealer on the side. most commonly dealing 'blue' and 'blaze powder'. one time he gets caught high off his own product by civilians, and the super company freaks out. understandable. so they yoink wilbur out of the lime light, and put him on the bench until the drama dies down. they rebrand him in the process. they call him renassiance. get it. because revivedbur, and renassiance can be seen as another word for revolution? it was so fun. he's also called sisphyus because oh my god y'all been sleeping on it. sisphy literally has the whole thing of cheating death to stay alive. he literally gets revived. *gestures vaugely*

anyway those were the main dudes we gave thought to. here are some bonus names tho.

Eret - Archon

Puffy - Armada

Sam - Collateral

[voiceless-people]

I've had a little crossover thing sitting in my mind for a while and I thought I'd just list all the characters in it? I've always called it the kinhouse but they aren't really kins? Just some of the characters I've fixated on over the years

They're separated based on the other characters I usually pair them with

Lab rats

Roguefort, CROB

Tord, EW

Revivebur, DSMP (I DO NOT SUPPORT THE CC)

Bill, GF (just the au version of him I made)

Critters

Daisy, TMA

Ranboo, DSMP

Petra, MCSM

Stanley, TSP (Narrator too)

Dave, HS

Wukong, LMK

That's an animal

Cinderpelt, WC

Fidget, DAET

Jambo, Jschlatt

Corner of shame

Castiel, SPN

Yeag 💔 this is kind of a call out post to myself BDBBDBXBZBJXKXB

[osmpalliumduo]

Officially dawned upon me that Michael can very much be Waddles

[bitechnoblade]

a conspiracy theory filled with more crack than the first l’manburg independance war:

wilbur soot = william “bill” cipher

[seaofghouls]

DSMP FALLS! <1>

Ah! Summer break! A time for leisure, recreation, and taking her easy.

..Unless you're me.

A pair of triplets crash through a billboard with a go-kart. "AAAAAHHH!" Being followed by a monster of unimaginable horror. "It's getting closer!" One of the triplets cried. My name is Y/N. The boy to the right of me about to puke is my triplet brother, Tubbo, while the boy to my left screaming profanities is my other triplet brother, Tommy. You may be wondering what we're doing in this situation. "Look out!" Tubbo cried. "Agh!" Y/N screamed. "This monster is such a bitch!" Tommy cried. "Tommy!" Tubbo frowned. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation!

... Let's rewind. It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. They shipped us up to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay with our great uncle in the woods. "This attic is amazing! Just look at all of my splinters!" Tubbo cried. "..And there's a fucking goat on my bed." Tommy sighed.

Tubbo walked up to the goat.

"Hey, new friend! Yes, you can keep chewing on my shirt!" Tubbo giggled. Y/N giggled as well. Tubbo and Tommy seemed to look on the bright side of things. I, however, was having a bit of a harder time getting used to our new surroundings. "Boo!" "Aagh!" Y/N jumped up from their spot from under a tree. An old man took off a mask and started laughing. And then there was our great uncle Schlatt. That guy. Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap called the Mystery Shack. The real mystery is why anyone came. And guess who had to work there? Y/N sighed, sweeping the floor. Tubbo reached out to touch something in this gift shop before Schlatt slapped his hand away.

"No touching the merchandise!" He said. Tommy snickered and touched it anyway out of spite. It seemed like it was going to be the same routine all summer, until one fateful day.

"Alright, look alive folks! I need someone to go hang up these signs in the spooky part of the forest." Schlatt said. "Not it!" The triplets said at the same time. "Also not it." Ranboo said. "Nobody asked you, Ranboo." Schlatt said. "I know and I'm comfortable with that." Ranboo smiled. "Niki! I need you to put up these signs!" Schaltt said. "I would.. but I can't.. reach." She trailed off. "I'd fire all of you if I could." Schlatt sighed. "Okay, let's make it eeny, meeny, miny, you." Schlatt pointed at Y/N. "Yes!" Tommy and Tubbo exclaimed. "Awe what? Gruncle Schlatt, whenever I'm in those woods I feel like I'm being watched." Y/N said. "Oh, this again." He rolled his eyes. "I'm serious, something weird is going on! Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out beware!" Y/N said, showing schlatt their arm. "...That says bewarb." Schlatt said. "Look kid, the whole monsters in the forest thing is just a local legend. Drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that." Schlatt pointed at a guy distracted by a schlatt bobblehead. "So quit being so paranoid!" Schlatt said. ... "Ugh, Gruncle Schlatt. nobody ever believes what I say." Y/N groaned as they hammer signs in the forest. They hammer another tree but stop when they hear metal. "huh?" They hit it the hammer again in curiosity. Finding a secret door with a machine inside, they mess with the buttons for a bit before something opens up behind them. "What the.." Reaching into the hole, they find a dusty old journal. They brush it off and start reading. "Woah.. trust no one, huh?" Y/N mumbled. "Hello!" Tubbo exclaimed. "What are you reading, some nerd book?" Tommy asked. "Uh-uh, it's nothing!" Y/N exclaimed. "Uh-UH IT'S NOTHING!" Tommy mocked. "What, are you seriously not gonna show us?" Tubbo asked. "..Let's go somewhere more private," Y/N said. ... "It's amazing! Gruncle Schlatt said I was being paranoid, but apparently, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side!" Y/N exclaimed. "WOAH!" Tubbo exclaimed. "SHUT UP!" Tommy pushed Y/N with a grin on his face. "Get this! After a certain point, the pages just stop! Like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared!" Y/N exclaimed.

The doorbell rang. "Who's that?" Y/N asked. "Welp, time to spill the beans! This guy's got a platonic date!" Tubbo grinned. "Platonic??" "Date??" Schlatt walked in as Tubbo came back in with someone. "Hey family, I want you to meet my new platonic boyfriend!" Tubbo exclaimed. "Sup." He said. "Hey." Y/N and Tommy said. "How's it hanging?" Schlatt finger gunned. "We met at the cemetery. He's really deep." Tubbo smiled. "..What's your name?" Y/N asked. "Normal.. Man!" He groaned out. "He means Norman." Tubbo giggled. "..Are you bleeding, Norman?" Tommy asked. "..It's jam." Norman said. Y/N stared at him in suspicion before Tubbo dragged Norman away. There was something with Norman that wasn't right. I decided to consult the journal. Y/N read the journal out loud. "Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes.. these creatures are often mistaken for.. TEENAGERS?!" Y/N exclaimed. "Beware Gravity Falls' nefarious ZOMBIES?!" Y/N gasped. "Zombies??" Tommy gasped. He was sitting there with Y/N. "Tommy, outside!" Y/N exclaimed. "Oh, no! Tubbo!" They both yelled. Norman lurched towards Tubbo, grabbed him, and put a flower crown on him. "Daisies?? You scallywag!" Tubbo gushed. "Is our brother dating a zombie or are we just going nuts?" Tommy muttered. "It's a dillema to be sure." Charlie said. "Agh!" Y/N jumped. "I couldn't help but overhear you guys talking to yourselves in this empty room." Charlie explained. "Charlie, you've seen Tubbo's platonic date, right? He's got to be zombie!" Y/N said. "Hm.. how many brains did you see the guy eat?" Charlie asked. "Zero.." Y/N sighed. "Look, dudes, I believe you. I'm seeing strange thing in this town all the time. Like, the mailman, I'm pretty sure that guy's a werewolf. But! You gotta have proof, or else people will think you're a major cukoo clock." Charlie said. "As always, big C, you're right." Tommy said. "My wisdom is both a wisdom and a curse." Charlie said. "Charlie! The toilets are clogged again!" Schlatt called out. "I am needed elsewhere." Charlie took off. Y/N and Tommy decided to work together to get some evidence. Throughout their studies, Norman certainly had strange behavior, but not enough to convict him of anything supernatural. "I'll talk to Tubbo, don't worry, sib!" Tommy said. "Alright." Y/N nodded. ... Tommy walked into the triplets' shared room. "Tubbo, we've got to talk about Norman." Tommy said. "I know! Isn't he great?? Look at this smooch mark he gave me!" Tubbo turned his head to show a large red area on his face. "Egh!" Tommy cried. "Hah! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leafblower. That was fun." Tubbo laughed. "No, listen, Tubbo! I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems! The journal that Y/N found!" Tommy insisted. "You think he might be a vampire?? That would be awesome!" Tubbo gasped. "Guess again, big T! A zombie he is!" Tommy said. "A zombie?? Not funny, Tommy!" Tubbo frowned. "I'm not joking! Y/N can agree, it all adds up! The bleeding, the limp, he never blinks! Have you noticed that??" Tommy exclaimed. "Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking." Tubbo suggested. "HE'S GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS, BIG T!" Tommy shook Tubbo. "Tommy! Listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date tonight and I'm going to be adorable! He's going to be dreamy! And I'm not going to let you and Y/N ruin it with another one of your crazy conspirices!" Tubbo kicked Tommy out. "Ah man.. what am I gonna do??" Tommy slumped against the door. Someone sat down next to him. "How'd it go, bro-bro?" Y/N asked. "He's refusing to listen.. He kicked me out." Tommy sighed. Y/N frowned. "Not surprising. Hopefully he'll come to that realization in his own." ... The two out of three triplets were sitting on the couch, looking over the footage. "I guess we don't have any actual evidence, huh?" Y/N sighed. "Yeah.. I guess we can be kinda paranoid sometimes-" Tommy stopped. In the footage clip, Norman's hand fell off and he put it back on. "WAIT WHAT?!" Tommy and Y/N exclaimed. They leaped off

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couch in a hurry. "WE WERE RIGHT! HOLY SHIT!" Tommy exclaimed. Racing outside, the two tried to find their uncle. "GRUNCLE SCHLATT! GRUNCLE SCHLATT!" Y/N called out. Schlatt wasn't paying attention.

"Wait! Niki has the cart!" Tommy suggested. "Good eye, Tommy!" Y/N grinned. "Niki! Niki! We need the cart to save our brother from a zombie!" They ran up to her. "Try not to hit any pedestrains." She winked, giving them the keys. "Alright, Tommy! Let's go save our sister!" Y/N grinned. They backed up before Charlie stopped them. "Dudes! This is for the zombies." He handed them a shovel. "Thanks." Y/N grinned, "This is in case you see a pinata." He handed them a bat. "..Thanks?" Tommy said. "Better safe than sorry!" He called out. Tommy and Y/N sped off to find their brother. They heard screams and drove to the direction of the sound. "LET'S GO!" Y/N exclaimed. "Get his arm there, Steve!" Tubbo was struggling against several gnomes. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Tommy exclaimed. "Tommy! Y/N! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total assholes!" Tubbo cried.

"Gnomes..? We were way off." Tommy mumbled. Y/N flipped open the journal. "Damn.. no weaknesses." They sighed. "Hey! Hey! Let go of my brother!" Y/N demanded. "This is all one big misunderstanding. Your brothers not in any danger! He's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our king for all of eternity!" The lead gnome explained. "Give him back right now, or else, prick!" Tommy demanded. "You think you can stop us, child? You have no idea what we're capable of!" The gnome went on a tangent before Tommy scooped him up with the shovel and tossed him to the side. Y/N used that chance to free Tubbo, dragging him back to the kart with Tommy. "GO GO GO!" Tubbo exclaimed. "I wouldn't worry about it. See their little fucking legs? Those pricks are tiny." Tommy smirked. Tommy stopped when they heard the noises of a creature. A giant gnome creature, to be exact. "Damn." Tubbo said. "MOVE! GO GO GO!" Y/N screeched. The giant creature chased them through the forest. Gnomes launched onto the kart. "Agh!" Tubbo exclaimed. "GET OFF MY FACE!" Y/N cried. "I got you, sib!" Tubbo punched the gnome, while also accidentally punching Y/N several times before the gnome let go, revealing new bruises on Y/N's face. "..Thanks bro.." They winced. "Look out!" Tubbo cried. They crashed into the back of the Mystery Shack. They were officially cornered. The triplets hugged each other in terror. "W-where's Gruncle Schlatt??" Y/N asked. "It's the end of the line, kids! Tubbo, marry us before we do something crazy!" The lead gnome ordered. "There's gotta be a fucking way out of this.." Tommy muttered. "I gotta do it." Tubbo decided. "What?!" The other two triplets exclaimed. "Tubbo, are you crazy?!" Y/N asked. "Trust me." Tubbo said. "..What??" Tommy gasped. "Trust me, just this once, guys." Tubbo said. The two hesitated and then nodded. "Alright, Jeff. I'll marry you." Tubbo stepped forward. "Hot dog!" The lead gnome climbed down to Tubbo. "You may now kiss the groom." Tubbo said after the lead gnome put a ring on his finger. "Well, I don't if I do!" The lead gnome grinned, puckering up. Tubbo took that chance to hit him with the leafblower that was left outside. "Agh!" The gnome screamed. "That's for lying to me! That's the breaking my heart! And that's for messing with my siblings!" Tubbo shot the gnome off into the forest and the rest of the gnomes scattered away. As the triplets walked back into the Mystery Shack, Tubbo stopped them. "Hey, Y/N, Tommy, I'm sorry. You two were really just trying to look out for me." Tubbo sighed. "Oh, don't be like that! You saved our asses back there!" Tommy smiled. "I guess I'm just sad that Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes." Tubbo sighed. "Hey, look on the bright side! Maybe the next one will be a vampire." Y/N giggled. "You're just saying that." Tubbo giggled, punching their shoulder. "..Awkward triplet hug?" Y/N suggested. "Awkward triplet hug." Tommy and Tubbo said together, the three of them in a hug. ... "Yeesh, you three get hit by a bus or something? Hahah!" Schlatt laughed. The triplets ignored him. "Hey, um,, I accidentally overstocked some items, why don't you three take something?" Schlatt said. "What's the catch?" Y/N raised an eyebrow. "The catch is do it before I change my mind, now go!" Schlatt said. The triplets grinned at each other. Tubbo picked out a grappling hook, Tommy picked out a music disc, and Y/N picked out a a hat with a bat symbol on it. ... This journal told me that there was no one you could trust. But when you go up against an army of gnomes with side by side with two people, you realize they probably got their back. "Tubbo, can you get the light?" Y/N asked. "You got it, sib!" Tubbo shot the grappling hook at the light. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" Tommy rolled his eyes. Tubbo and Y/N giggled. Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town, but who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked? -------

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has kristen or phil ever mentioned if kristen is okay with being headcanoned in the lore or used in fanfic? /gen

like i know there’s a bunch of really cool fics that are like if kristen is the goddess of death because phil is the angel of death, and they’re super popular so i feel like if she was uncomfortable with it she or phil would say something, but i cant recall either of them ever saying anything