#dsmp matchup

[n04hfiction]

Im adding more thanks for telling me

Hobbies: Anything to do with art accept using willow sticks I refuse to use that Satan spawn, Playing Minecraft and building huge builds that I usually give up on or forget about then go back to, I enjoy playing, singing, and listening to music, and I do theater and enjoy musicals

Personality: This ones hard but I'm going to try my best, more of a dark humored person that will take anything the wrong way and point it out if I find it funny or the right time, I'm usually stuck being the mom of my friend group and I talk a lot but sometimes I just want to be left to my own businesses, I am also extremely social online but have extreme social anxiety in real life situations, I will also break down in tears if I get yelled at for "Discipline reasons" or I will cry when I can't figure shit out or it gets too hard

Appearance: I'm around 5'6-7 feet tall with straight brown hair that goes a tiny bit past my shoulders with bangs, I have blue eyes and generally clear skin

Also random thought I should probably put in I am a chocolate ADDICT like, the past 3 birthdays have been straight chocolate cake

hey hey!! i ship you with alex (quackity)!!

he loves playing minecraft with you and killing you he loves making builds with you and sometimes he’ll finish em if you forget about them, he also makes surprise builds for you :)

and he likes to sing with you!! like he’ll sing the spanish version and you’ll see the english version, and he’ll play guitar while you guys do <3

sometimes you have to basically parent him because he’s a man child sometimes, but you love him so yk it’s fine lmfao

he also begs you to draw him and he’ll even pose if you want him to!! he’ll probably do some kissy-fuck boy face with the lip bite xD

he also feeds you a bunch of mexican chocolate :3

[stinky-fuck-swag]

Aaand here's the brackets!

Wacky ass formatting, i know- Matchups under the cut, polls will be starting soon!

(note: i know nothing about like. 80% of these characters. if their names or where theyre from is incorrect, just lmk cuz i have NOO IDEAA) also i am fully aware of every mistake made in this bracket. whoops

BRACKET A, SIDE A

Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Normal Oak (Dungeons and Daddies season 2

Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Stink (Epithet Erased)

Anders (Dragon Age) VS Isabela (Dragon Age)

Deandra the new girl (Most Popular Girls in School) VS Peach (real life)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

Stunky (Pokemon) VS Stinkeye (Yo-kai Watch)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)

Moonbeam McSwine (Li'l Abner) VS Marc Spector (Marvel Comics)

Link (BOTW) VS Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Yoda (Star Wars) VS Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Dob the Half Orc Bard (Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons) VS Caleb Widogast (Critical Role campaign 2)

Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3) VS Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)

Gyro Zepelli (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Guido Mista (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Tokkori (Kirby right back at ya) VS Jotaro Kujo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Elon Musk (real life. sadly) VS Berdly (Deltarune)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) VS Susie (Deltarune)

BRACKET A, SIDE B

The Great Mighty Poo (Conker) VS The Poop Smith (Homestar Runner)

Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s) VS Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Manjoume Jun/Chazz Princeton (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) VS Datz Are'bal (Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) VS Humans in general (Star Trek)

Captain Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS King Micah of Bright Moon (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Frank Gallagher (Shameless) VS Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

The Riddler (Batman: Arkham Knight) VS Power (Chainsaw Man)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) VS Every Dog (real life)

c!Technoblade (Dream SMP) VS c!Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Submitters Brother (real life) VS Prosperity Redding (The Dreadful Tale of Prosper Redding)

Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) VS Goobleck (Just Roll With It)

Enoch O'Connor (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children) VS Smores (real life)

Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) VS Erik (The Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber musical & movie))

The Voters (Tumblr) VS Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Rotten Apple (Showvember) VS Loki (real life)

BRACKET B, SIDE A

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) VS Smudge (Cascão) (Monica’s Team (Turma da Monica))

Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Stink Bomb (Skylanders: SWAP Force) VS Slugcat (Rain World)

Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)

Dr. Iceberg (SCP Foundation) VS Dr. Alto Clef (SCP Foundation)

Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) VS Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359)

Estinien Wyrmblood (Final Fantasy XIV) VS Alphinaud Leveilleur (Final Fantasy XIV)

Raphael Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Gobber (How To Train Your Dragon)

Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Bill Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) VS Stinkor (Masters of the Universe)

The Sewer Urchin (The Tick (1994 Animated Series)) VS Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Barfbat (Ward (Parahumans series)) VS Kevin (Synthesizer V)

Yellowfang (Warrior Cats) VS Big Mac (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)

Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls) VS Linus (Stardew Valley)

BRACKET B, SIDE B

Jeong-Jeong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Pigpen (Peanuts)

Beelzebub (Good Omens) VS Stinkfly (Ben 10)C

Hiravias (Pillars of Eternity) VS Chell (Portal)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Bacterian (Dragon Ball)

Captain K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) VS Kimchi (Chowder)

Stinky (Moomins) VS Stinky (Animal Crossing)

Mitchell Shephard (Hunt Down the Freeman) VS Melly Plinius (Identity V)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yato (Noragami)

THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR BANNER (my banner lol) VS Harold (Fallout 1, 2, and 3)

Barik of the Stone Shields (Tyranny) VS Samuel Gladiator (Yandere High School (minecraft roleplay))

John Hart (Torchwood) VS Orochimaru (Naruto)

Dung Defender/Ogrim (Hollow Knight) VS Zane (Borderlands)

Pumbaa (The Lion King) VS Enki (Fear and Hunger)

Goro Majima (Yakuza) VS Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)

Finn Mertins (Farmworld) (Adventure Time) VS John Doe (John Doe / John Doe+)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ed Sheeran (ginger people fandom)

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

Round one will be:

cubfan vs theorionsound

mysticat vs sandiction

bekyamon vs reddoons

ashswag vs zombiecleo

karl jacobs vs krowfang

k4yfour vs goodtimeswithscar

planetlord vs captain puffy

sapnap vs georgenotfound

feinberg vs jjkay03

branzycraft vs gutsluvr

aimseytv vs ggAcho

dropsbyponk vs the eret

quackity vs clownpierce

technoblade vs wilbur soot

itsoasis vs tubbo

shubbleyt vs reignex

itzsubz vs sherbertquake

ivorycello vs nihachu

renthedog vs boosfer

couriway vs wolf

rae vs connoreatspants

tommyinnit vs pjzza3000

falsesymmetry vs aax

jojosolos vs ranboo

the egg vs ariana griande

Polls will go live at some point in the next 2 days!! Tell all your friends!!

[eyzoa]

Hiiii

We did a bit more research on match-up things so we have a bit more in-depth thing nsmsms

I am generally kind but very reserved and distant from others. I tend to be very loyal to close friends. I am pretty lazy and passive but always have my guard up. When I am determined I will focus on that thing until its done, but if I get it wrong the first time I will stop it immediately and lose interest/hope. My mind is active, I'm pretty analytical, imaginative and have a doubting nature. I am a pretty relaxed person, I think I can get irritated easily but it never really gets stronger than that. I have low self esteem and confidence, I view myself as weak and selfish. I have trouble asking for help from others and try to do everything on my own. My love languages are gift giving and touch.

I Match You With... C!George

NOW PLAYING: Practically Imperfect by The Narcissist Cookbook

George is not very good at expressing his feelings, his past experiences with dream and sapnap have left his view of relationships and what it means to care about people... unique, to say the least.

He doesn't see you as weak, but he always notices when your struggling, empathises alot with your inability to ask for help and accommodates you in a way where you won't have to, whether this is good or bad is up to you.

He's similar to you in a lot of ways, you both have the same guarded disposition, it took a while for you both to put those walls down, but when you did? It was worth it.

There are some differences, things George actually admires alot, your creativity, your kindness, and your analytical mind are all things he looks up too, and are things he wishes he himself had.

You cuddle ALOT, like, you're always touching each other, holding hands, standing beside each other, what can he say? He wants to be near you.

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Match-up Request for Bungou Stary Dogs, Dream SMP, and Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood.

Pronouns She/Her or They/Them. 18+ bisexual. INTJ-T and Ennagram 5. Aries Zodaic. Biggest physical traits is a large birthmark on neck, tall [6'0], short straight hair, glasses, and a bunch of random small scars all over you wouldn't really notice unless looking.  Known to wear a locket as biggest accessory with a sling bag with them.

Strangers describe as a eccentric and sometimes vulgar person. Someone who is highly reserved but very polite and seems old fashioned. Moderately close people would describe as someone who is blunt and tends to take a straight forward approach and likes people to be up to date and informed. Also as someone who they do not want to get in a verbal or physical fight with. Highly and creepily observant. Close friends describe as insecure, a great listeners, caretaker person, and big thinker. Easily read facial feature where you get the gist of what they're thinking.

Self described as probably person who prefers to keep to themselves and a tight-knit inner circle. Doesn't really care what people think about them. Takes time to get to know people and develop trust to become friends. A devoted person to loved ones, and they are the center of their world. Is a philosophical thinker and enjoys learning about all topics. A more logical than emotional person but loves artistic works as well. Someone whose worst traits are their bluntness, anxiousness, and anger.

Spends a lot of time learning and reading new things. Not a shenanigan starter but will totally join in or watch if amused. Hobbies are martial arts, doodling, and singing. Top three places are at home, library, and cafes at low bussiness hours.

Career path in psychology. Love language is touch, actions, and words.

Looking for a more dependable partner in life. Someone who has some similar intrests and can accept my quirks. Probably prefer a more eccentric partner and interesting person who will have discussions on various topics with. Doesn't mind physical touch and is okay with cuddles. Not picky in the looks department.

Hi! Thank you for your request! I haven't written for the Dream SMP before so hopefully it turned out okay! I hope you like your matchups!

In Bungo Stray Dogs, I match you with...

Dazai is definitely more on the eccentric side and has so many interests, he's definitely the perfect match for you!

Dazai's super clingy and affection so he's glad you don't mind physical touch. If he ever gets too overbearing, just let him know and he'll try to reign in his affection a bit.

Loves reading with you. He doesn't mind what your both reading, as long as you can both enjoy each others presence while enjoying your books.

There are plenty of shenanigans for you to join in on when you're hanging out with Dazai. Whether you're also with the Armed Detective Agency or it's just the two of you, there will always be something interesting happening.

Your logical thinking balances out Dazai's eccentricity so Kunikida loves having you around. You mellow Dazai out a bit and that makes all the difference sometimes.

Thinks you're very clever for your knowledge of psychology. But he would appreciate it if you didn't look into his head too often. He's got a lot of issues that he's not quite ready to unpack yet. He'll tell you things when he's ready.

In Dream SMP, I match you with...

I think Sapnap would be your best match from the Dream SMP as, even though there are more eccentric people, he's probably the most mentally stable, while still being eccentric.

I see Sapnap as being touch starved so your fondness for physical affection is a big win for him. He gets all the hugs he wants, and you get a happy Sapnap.

Please teach him some martial arts skills! He'd love to learn and would pick up on what you teach him pretty quick. He also thinks you're very cool for knowing martial arts.

Likes that you have a bit of a temper sometimes. He can be a hothead too so he gets where you're coming from. Finds it easy to get angry along with you so if there's something (or someone) that's annoying you, the chances are high Sapnap's annoyed at it (or them) as well.

Loves talking with you. He may not seem like a good listener at first glance but once he gets into a conversation, he'll pay close attention so he can make an appropriate reply.

In Fullmetal Alchemist, I match you with...

Ling is by far one of the more eccentric people in Fullmetal Alchemist! He's got his quirks but he's also very loyal to those he cares about.

A surprisingly great listener. He's practicing for when he has to listen to the complaints of his subjects when he's emperor. So please ramble all you want about your interests.

At the same time, Ling greatly values your attention when he needs to talk. He has a lot of things on his mind so having someone he trusts to talk to means a lot to him.

There are always shenanigans when Ling's around. When Ed's there are well, they get doubled, but Ling on his own can still cause a lot of trouble.

He loves it when you join in on his shenanigans. He's so used to Lan Fan and Fu telling him off when he gets into trouble, he thinks you're great fun to hang out with!

Values your knowledge in the field of psychology. He'll need to understand people when he emperor so please teach him as much about how people think as you can. He's a good student, especially when the topic interests him, and you're the one teaching him.

[antimony-medusa]

Technoblade Duo Bloodbath

Rules:

This is a MCYTblr poll. Bribes, propaganda, and voter fraud are all allowed.

If you tag a post with #TDB Propaganda I’ll reblog it. 

The bracket has been seeded based on a combo of a preliminary poll, fandom prominence, and amount of time spent together in lore. This means that some of the matchups will be unfair. I’m sorry. 

This is a character-focused poll. Keep your focus to character actions that took place on DSMP and during DSMP lore, not origins, smpearth, or real life. MCC is dubiously canonical so I’ll allow it, but I’ve got my eye on you.  

I called it a bloodbath because blood for the blood god, but let’s remember our guy was always an excellent sport. If you are mean to each other in the tags, you will make me sad. Please remember the real people on the other side of the screen. Actual threats in my notes will result in a block.

[pinkcharacterchampionship]

Heeyyy, Hiya! Quick question do you know what a majority vote is? Do you wanna decide the best pink character of all time? Then this brackets for you!

╰┈➤ Rules

┈➤ No real people

┈➤ For the photo submission please use official art

┈➤ No Harry Potter or DSMP characters

┈➤ Pink characters can be characters that are literally pink, wear pink, have pink hair, or all of the above

┈➤ If you submit a character with pink they must have it consistently (ex. no Kaoru Hitachiin)

┈➤ Please submit Cherry Blossom(sk8) and Nao Egokoro so they can make it into the bracket/hj

┈➤ Submit as many characters as you want but don’t submit them multiple times

┈➤ Submissions end may 5th (changed from may 12th)

╰┈➤ SUBMISSION FORM!

inspired by:

@blue-character-brawl @autismswagsummit @il-torneo-italiano @transcringecompetition @mixed-race-matchups @mostpatheticlittleguy @redcharacterbracket @greencharacterbracket @character-of-all-time @emoboybattle @pinknredbracket and like 50 more

[mcytsexyblogging]

ROUND 3 MATCHUPS I'M MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO AND WHY

Scar v. Schlatt - look, we all know Scar is gonna win, no question, but the schlannies came in clutch late in the game last round, I'm interested in seeing how much Schlatt loses by and whether the results shift later in the poll again.

Scott Smajor v. Jimmy - probably one of, if not THE, most popular non dsmp ship in the mcyt community and I for one cannot WAIT to see the flower husbands shippers tearing themselves apart. I predict Scott will win however due to him being literally everywhere, so far more recognized throughout the community. Jimmy's loser boy swag will not hold him up this time unfortunately.

Pix v. Slimecicle - two very different communities being pit against each other, it'll be interesting to see how it works out and I suspect will be a glimpse into where former dsmp fans migrated post dsmp hayday. many went in the hermitcraft/empires direction and many stayed a bit closer to home with ranboo, aimsey, and slimecicle types. I'm genuinely not sure how it'll turn out but I think mcytblrsexymanpoll has more empires type followers so I'm guessing maybe Pix?

Sausage v. Quackity - for similar reasons to Pix v. Slimecicle. additionally, these two have both been the victim of severe sexymanifaction at the hands of tumblr, I'd say Quackity has probably had it worse/longer but Sausage has definitely leaned into it FAR more. Again, not sure who's gonna win for this one, Quackity fans came in clutch last time but idk if it's gonna happen a second time.

Pearl v. Phil - look, look, I just, Pearl is my favourite, I love her. I know logically Phil has suffered far greater sexymanification but,,,, Pearl,,, I want her to win even if Phil probably deserves it more. Plus a Pearl v. Cleo matchup next round would be funny.

Cleo v. Eret - They both have similar girlboss appeal- they're both monarchs, they're both (sometimes) evil, they have both been made to look far more competent than they actually are. I think Cleo is gonna win based on how nominations were looking (and cause they deserve it) but I'm interested in seeing if it's gonna be close or if I'm completely wrong.

[enderwalking]

c!Ranboo Duo Ranbracket Showdown

We're jumping on the trend with another duo bracket! Seeding was based on fandom prominence and preliminary polling.

Thanks to @regicidal-optimism for the poll graphics!

Round One matchups are:

Ranboo & Techno (1) vs. Ranboo & Sam (16)

Ranboo & Wilbur (8) vs. Ranboo & Niki (9)

Ranboo & Dream (4) vs. Ranboo & Foolish (13)

Ranboo & Aimsey (5) vs. Ranboo & Connor (12)

Ranboo & Tubbo (2) vs. Ranboo & Karl (15)

Ranboo & Phil (7) vs. Ranboo & Fundy (10)

Ranboo & Tommy (3) vs. Ranboo & Quackity (14)

Ranboo & Slime (6) vs. Ranboo & Eret (11)

Rules:

This is about character duos specifically as they exist on the Dream SMP. Keep your focus on DSMP lore only when making your pitches for your favorite guys!

Propaganda, bribing, and voter fraud are legal. Go crazy. Tag will be #ranbracket propaganda. I can't promise to reblog everything in a timely manner, but I will reblog everything.

Hype up your faves all you like, but anyone being rude or mean about the opposition in any way--characters or CCs--will be blocked.

Round One goes live at 7 PM EDT.

[oopsalldadsderby]

The contestants have been finalized! Here's the bracket lineup!

So how this is going to work is, there's going to be 8 polls a day, starting tomorrow, until we hit semifinals. That means we'll do group A, B, C, D, then side AB, then side CD, then all the quarterfinals together. I'll update the images whenever we hit a new round.

Plain text Round 1 matchups under the cut:

(As a reminder, groups are formatted as [Dad name] & [Kid name]. So if there's multiple of either dads or kids, they'll use the word 'and.' Think of the ampersand like a separator.)

Group A

Bruno & Team Bucciarati (JJBA:GW) vs. Kanan & Ezra (SW Rebels)

Tony Stark & Peter Parker (MCU) vs. Lin & Asami, Mako, Bolin, Korra (LoK)

Balsa Yonsa & Chagun (MGotS) vs. Thancred & Ryne (FFXIV)

Aizawa & class 1A (MHA) vs. C!Philza & crew (DSMP)

Sojiro Sakura & the Phantom Thieves (Persona 5) vs. Tommy "Big Man" & Gus (Sweet Tooth)

Finn & Leif (FE) vs. Sandor & Arya (GoT)

Axel/Lea & Roxas and Xion + King Mickey and Riku (KH) vs. Artemy & Sticky and Murky (Pathologic)

Joel & Ellie (TLoU) vs. Darkwing Duck & Gosalyn Mallard (Darkwing Duck)

Group B

Pyrrha & Nona (TLT) vs. Kelsier and Vin (Mistborn)

Fukuzawa & Ranpo (BSD) vs. Miss Honey & Matilda (Matilda)

Jack Wynand & the Little Sisters (Bioshock) vs. Scar & Mei Chang (FMA)

Eda Clawthorne & King and Luz (TOH) vs. John Silver & Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)

Logan & Kitty and Jubilee (Wolverine) vs. Geralt & Ciri (Witcher)

Donquixote "Rosinante" Corazon & Law (OP) vs. Rouxls Kaard & Lancer (Deltarune)

Sully & Boo (Monsters Inc) vs. Simon & Marceline (AT)

Din & Grogu (The Mandalorian) vs. Bobby Singer & Sam and Dean (SPN)

Group C

Welt Yang & March 7th and the Trailblazer (Honkai Star Rail) vs. Jim Hopper & Eleven (Stranger Things)

Ingo & Irida and protagonist (PLA) vs. Gregor Samsa & Emil Sinclair (Limbus Company)

Nanami Kento & Itadori Yuuji (JJK) vs. Meta Knight & Kirby (Kirby)

Phoenix Wright & Trucy (AA) vs. Shirou & Michuri (BNA)

Yuugo and Lucas & 50 kids (The Promised Neverland) vs. Stan Pines & Dipper and Mabel (GF)

Date & Mizuki (AI:TSF) vs. Peabody & Sherman

Cabalena and Jowd & Lynne (Ghost Trick) vs. Pigsy and Tang & MK (LMK)

Kiryu & Haruka (+others) (Yakuza) vs. Tenmyouji & Quark (Zero Escape)

Group D

Silco & Jinx (Arcane) vs. Guts & Schierke (Berserk)

RGB & Hero (TPoH) vs. Father Garcia & John (FAITH)

Sam and Max & The Geek (Sam and Max) vs. Tom Wachowski & Sonic (Sonic movie)

Rei and Kazuki & Mira (BD) vs. Daud & Billie Lurk (Dishonored)

Chongi-re, Numeri and Butler (TRPC) vs. Jacob Holland & Maisie (The Sea Beast)

Reigen & Mob (MP100) vs. Maedros and Maglor & Elrond and Elros (Silmarillion)

Jean Valjean & Cosette (Les Miserables) vs. Loid & Anya (Spy x Family)

Batman & Robins (Batman) vs. Kurogane & Syaoran (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle)

[martin-matchup]

Hi, hello, and welcome to the Martin Matchup, where you will decide which Martin deserves to win and become the Ultimate Martin.

The Martin Matchup is currently: Processing submissions!

Rules:

Nasty people go away. Terfs, proship and standard dni criteria fitters are not allowed here.

You can submit several characters, even from the same source, but please don't submit one character several times/spam.

Variations on the name Martin are welcome!

No: real people (unless it's really funny), DSMP/Harry Potter/Attack on Titan/vivziepop/South Park/other shitty source characters. Also no Homestuck. 

Propaganda is welcome! Feel free to tag me/send an ask/submit a post. I do ask that you provide descriptions (image/video/audio) for these either yourself, or ask me for help.

Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives will automatically be included. He was the reason I created this in the first place and I'm the mod so I can do what I want! This doesn't mean you shouldn't submit him though as I still need good reasons he should win other than mine :'-)

May the best Martin win!

[n04hfiction]

hi, if you don’t mind could i get a romantic matchup?

i’m 5’2 and i’m pretty average when it comes to weight. i have messy medium auburn/black hair, it’s kinda wavy, and i wear glasses. i don’t think i have a specific style, i’m definitely very eclectic, but i think i definitely dress more masc. the same could be said abt my music taste it’s definitely all over the place as well but i definitely listen to indie and kpop more than anything.

i love love love anything that’s horror related, best believe if a new horror movie is abt to come out i’m going to see it, i also have a strange interest in bats, jellyfish, sharks, and ferrets. i’m very into reading and writing, though i’m too self conscious to share any of it, and i love singing. i’d consider myself an ambivert but i’m more on the introverted side of things. i’m usually really quiet and i don’t speak much, i enjoy sitting in silence w the ppl i love. it takes me a while to warm up to ppl but once i do the whole quiet thing kind of just disappears and i become very loud.

my main love language is physical touch and i absolutely adore hugging ppl but i am very picky w who i touch and who i let touch me. i’m also a sleepy person so i’m constantly whining abt how tired i am or i’m just constantly sleeping. i can be really cold one second and really sweet the next, it’s kind of a hard thing to control. i’m genderfluid, bisexual, and i’m pretty sure i fit somewhere on the asexual spectrum (idk yet i’m trying to figure it out 😭).

i’ve been super into psychology for abt six years now, so i’d say it’s a special interest atp. i love learning languages and even though i only know two at the moment i’m trying to learn portuguese and italian and hopefully i’ll be learning more. i absolutely adore stuffed animals especially when they’re soft enough for me to sleep w. i’m very big on iced coffee and anything spicy. i also really enjoying anything that has to do w hair, be it dyeing or cutting, just anything.

hopefully this is enough bc lord knows i’d keep going, thank you!!

hello!! i ship u with karl!!

yall will watch a horror movie and he will cling to you the whole damn time xD but when you ask him if he’s scared he’ll be like “what what are you talking about :3”

encourages you heavily to share you creative works to like the internet or smth, he loves giving his feedback :)

cuddles with karl are just sjsjsjjs. especially cuz your like 9 inches shorter than him xD

[cupidstwin333]

Heyy, can a request a matchup for BNHA or OHSHC? Any fandom is good tho, just not black butler or obey me cuz I know nothing about them.

My name is Kasper but you can call me Kaz or kasey ( He/They) if you’d like. I’m 19 and a guy, I’m also gay mlm. I’m just going to give you a list so it will be easier to read.

I’m tall, I have a buzz cut thats bleached blonde, I’m have honey brown eyes, I shaved my eye brows completely off, I have an anti eyebrow piercing and snake bites, I’m pretty lanky too but I’m trying to build up muscle, I’m black and Italian, I have a lot of scars from a lot of things, and my aesthetic are Punk/Emo/Y2K. (Also I’m trying to grow out my beard a little bit, but not too much at all)

I’m an INTP, I’m an Aquarius, I’m protective and explorative and I can be an asshole sometimes.

Likes: I like politics (Punk, leftist, feminist, Activist, etc. not any alt right politics), volleyball, working out, metal, death metal, nu metal, rap, cars, Nascar, Rioting, protesting, skateboarding, exploring abandoned places, exploring in general, gaming, horror, and scary things.

Dislikes: Posers, people on the alt right, boring things, dsmp, people who strictly follow the rules, cold water, thunder, school, that’s about it.

Extra: Rn I’m a bouncer for a club but I’m working up to start bartending. I really want to keep working for clubs, bars, and casinos. Also I have NPD and Depression. I’m also a pot head and a partygoer ig.

Romantic or platonic, either is fine. thats it I think, thanks

After a long time of thinking 💭 your match is...

Ritsu Kasanoda

Background:

You worked at a private club in Tokyo as a bouncer, you were competent at your job and you enjoyed it. It was a normal evening and you were standing at the entrance until your supervisor told you to get inside and guard the V.I.P section. “We have a few special guests coming and I need you to make sure nothing happens to them.” You nodded and stepped inside. The V.I.P section was still empty, so you had some time. You headed to the bar and talked with the bartender. You two were close. One time after your shifts ended he heard you wanted to start working behind the bar. He taught you how everything worked and how to make a few drinks. However, you accidentally knocked over a bottle of whiskey and your supervisor got so mad and started yelling. The two of you tried not to laugh at how ridiculous his face looked. I mean there was no need for him to get that mad over a bottle of whiskey.

“Kaz! Hurry up!” your supervisor called out. With an uninterested face, you turned to see your supervisor. You sighed and walked over to the V.I.P section. “Good luck, Kasey.” The bartender said as he made another drink. Once you got there your supervisor started nagging again and you fought the urge to roll your eyes at him. He was annoying but that was all he was. He wasn't scary or intimidating he had all this talk but couldn't back it up. You looked inside and saw what looked like a Yakuza meeting. You were curious to see who the leader was so your eyes wandered to whoever sat in the middle. To your surprise, it was a young guy who looked around your age. Your Supervisor entered the room and said "This is Kaz and he will be here to cater to all your needs." He glanced at you and gave you a sweet smile. You knew exactly what he was doing. "I am not a waiter, ask someone else to do it," you replied with an annoyed look. Your supervisor came closer and whispered something in your ear "if you do this, you get a bonus immediately after your shift, they are willing to pay a lot." You needed the money tho, so you sighed and said "if there is anything let me know." You stepped outside to guard it. Until the red-haired "leader" spoke up "you have worked here for quite a while, right?" His voice was deep and raspy, it was attractive. You tried to ignore your previous thought as nodded and waited for him to continue, while you analyzed his features. He showed you a picture "Have you ever seen him during one of your shifts?" He asks and you shrug "Not that I recall" you stated. He hands you a piece of paper "Here is my number, call me as soon as you see him, he will come to this club." You accept the piece of paper and return to guarding the V.I.P section.

How it started:

Despite your vastly different backgrounds and lifestyles, you and Kasanoda found yourselves drawn to each other. You two would spend hours talking about your passions and beliefs, even if you two didn't always agree on everything. You loved how Kasanoda was willing to stand up for what he believed in, even if it meant going against the law or defying societal norms. And Kasanoda was fascinated by your strong convictions and commitment to activism.

Despite your busy schedules and dangerous circumstances, you and Kasanoda began dating in secret. You would steal moments together whenever the two of you could, sneaking off to abandoned buildings or dark alleyways for a stolen kiss or embrace.

Your love for exploring and your affinity for scary things proved to be a perfect match for Kasanoda's adventurous spirit. You two would often spend your free time exploring Tokyo's abandoned places, seeking out the creepiest and most chilling locations.

General headcanons:

💘Kasanoda loves to cuddle up with you on the couch and watch movies, resulting in you two falling asleep in each other's arms.

💘Kasanoda loves to dance together, often slow dancing with you in your living room to your favorite songs.

💘The two of you often cook together, trying out new recipes and experimenting with different flavors and ingredients.

💘You guys always support each other's dreams and goals, encouraging each other to reach for the stars.

I'd appreciate it if you'd reblog this, and I hope you enjoyed reading this <3

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

Round 2 will be:

theorionsound vs mysticat

reddoons vs ashswag (I’m so sorry)

krowfang vs goodtimeswithscar

planetlord vs sapnap

feinberg vs branzycraft

aimseytv vs eret

clownpierce vs technoblade

itsoasis vs shubble

itzsubz vs ivorycello

rendog vs couriway

connoreatspants vs pjzza

falsesymmetry vs ranboo

and whoever wins the redemption vs ariana griande!

[gaymerasmus]

OMG UR REQS R OPEN!

Can I request a tf2 matchup pls?

I apologise in advance, this is a long one.

Physical appearance:

- I’m not tall [*cough*like5’1*cough*] | I’m a bloody stick, some average meat but I’m still a lanky lil shit.

- Short undercut brunette hair with [somewhat emo] right-sweeping bangs, they naturally sweep left but look fluffier when swept right.

- I am in fact, whiter than sour-cream with very-very light freckles on my face, you gotta be CLOSE to see them.

- I have weird, blue-ish/green-ish/grey eyes. I swear I’ll never know their real colour because they pull a one-two-switcheroo depending on lighting.

- I wear big, thick-lensed, thin black-frame glasses and due to my rapidly declining eyesight I am practically blind without them.

- My right eyebrow has a slit cause I got bored, but I like it and it’s staying (and a piercing bc I can)

- I have size 10[?] gauges [/stretchers, whatever you call the things that stretch your earring holes], I plan to go bigger.

- I tend to wear a lot of black clothing and I have a very punk/alt/emo/grunge style. That, or I’ll look like a dad in cargo shorts and an over shirt thats given up.

About me:

- Trans guy | He/Him pronouns | Preferred name is Corvinn | Gay

- Aussie, very prominent accent, have been mistaken for a Brit because of ‘how I speak’ [I cuss more than a sailor]?

- Diagnosed with A.D.H.D., anxiety, depression and high functioning A.S.D. [that’s the main shit, the combination also causes insomnia lol] | Excess stimulation causes overloads and makes me temporarily non-verbal | My brain gets overly bored if there’s a lack of stimulation | I don‘t know SL because I started having non-verbal episodes in 8th grade. I’ll communicate using my phones notes app, tts or a very confusing game of charades | Stims include; flappy hands when emotionally overwhelmed, rapid leg bouncing when I’m anxious/focusing/listening to music, playing with my/the ear lobes of a person I trust for comfort | I twitch on occasion, I don’t think it’s serious; just painful-ish head/neck/shoulder jerks and non-painful leg/arm jerks accompanied by a grunt/verbal tic [I mainly squeak]/strained face | I have a bad habit of apologising/excusing myself after I twitch | Mental health is poor but I’m trying to get better and I think I’m heading in the right direction.

- Extremely self-conscious of my voice [think it’s too high] and height:(

- Self-taught aspiring artist of 8/9 years now | I do both digital and physical art | Tend to be more digital | When I do physical art it’s mostly sketching and watercolours | Plan to become a body artist in future.

- I’m easily excitable, but I’m told it’s annoying so I try not to but then that kind of leads to me not showing any outward emotion which also upsets people.

- I can sew and I own a sewing machine | Fun fact, I wanted to be a cosplayer when I was younger. Settling for a show-off in my textiles class [friend of mine’s a model/influencer and I’m gonna turn them into dress-up doll lmao].

- I was raised on shit like Korn, SlipKnot and LimpBizkit- I gotta fight to stay awake when metal is playing in the car.

- Favourite colour is all of them.

- I wanna get more piercings; left lower-lip, septum, and venoms.

- My Dad doesn’t think I can sing but a bunch of people have said otherwise. I’m currently at the point where I have no stage but I must sing.

Interests:

- I’m interested in textile practices.

- The Walten Files

- Marble Hornets

- Creepypasta

- Slasher films

- Hazbin Hotel/Heluva Boss

- DSMP

- Horror and paranormal shit

- ARG’s [I suck, but I enjoy watching others]

- FNAF [here since 2016, will cause physical altercations if opposed]

- All of animation YouTube

- Video essays on weird and obscure shit.

- Beloved YouTube blorbos include; CJ the X, Grayson projects, HarleyTBS, Izzzyzzz, Quinton Reviews, Chad Chad, LS Mark, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Goodeen, Mama Max, Nexpo, Manlybadasshero, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Neytirix, Noah Finnce, The Click, Sagan Hawkes, Pagan Valley, Wendigoon, Strange æons, Super Eyepatch Wolf, TFIL, Game Theory, TomSka, Pyrocynical, and many more.

- True crime

- Current main hyperfixation; MCR.

- According to 2021’s Spotify wrapped, my top genres were; #1 - Emo | #2 - Otacore | #3 - Metalcore | #4 DreamSMP[???] | #5 - Indie Pop | I think my music taste currently lies in punk/punk rock, modern rock, metal, emo, ska, and a lil bit of vocaloid.

- I love animals. I used to have a pure black cat, he ded now tho:(

- Video games.

Dislikes:

- Seafood

- Rumours

- Twitter drama [unless someone like TRO is feeding it to me in form of a video essay], if I have to hear about one more person being cancelled by a random group of 13 year old white girls over literally nothing I am going to flip my shit😀

- Country/opera/classical music [to be fair, I’ll listen to classical but it just sends me to sleep, it’s too slow for me, sorry]

- Trolls [I’m fine when it’s harmless and all in good fun but when it gets toxic is where I draw the line]

- And a lot of fandoms I refuse to name because they are really toxic and will stop at nothing to find me🚪🏃‍♂️💨🧍‍♂️

Sorry this is so long, hope it’s okay. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, no pressure! Anyway, it’s super la- early. I’m going to bed. Have a nice [insert time here]. Also, thanks and remember to take care of yourself!

Hullo hullo welcome and thank you!! You are paired with...

Demoman!!

Honestly this one was a really close call, but when I really thought about it I couldn't get Mr. Explodey Man out of my head. He sees you as super passionate and well rounded, both qualities he can appreciate! This man comes from a very straightforward and strict upbringing, so having your radiant personality and look nearby is honestly pretty refreshing for him.

I can see your dynamic including a lot of hurt/comfort influences, as well as some partners in crime and like a little friends to lovers vibe. He's very much an optimist and loves keeping your spirits up! He understands a lot of what you're going through (*coughs*t4t*coughs*) so expect a lot of advice and validating comments. Definitely tries to get you into some mischievous activities when bored, trouble is this guy's middle name (it's actually Finnegan). That's not to say he doesn't mind lounging about the house, learning about one of your interests through videos you watch or just listening to you ramble. He might fall asleep on you if you're not careful tho.

Demoman is also a very adaptable man. He's been around and seen a lot in his time, so he comes perfectly prepared for nearly everything you may need from him. It does surprise him at first when exposed to your stims and tics, but only for a moment! He finds stims that show your trust endearing, and certainly doesn't mind getting anything you need if you're having a bad day. He definitely seems like the type to catch on to what the different stims mean pretty quick. If he notices you're getting anxious he may subtly rest a hand on your leg, or lead you away from an area until you're no longer overstimulated. Once he learns about your non-verbal bouts he always keeps a pen and notepad nearby. Just very subtle and gentle things that shows he cares because he really really does.

He also adores your music taste!! Very chaotic instrumentals and throaty singing gets him all kinds of hyped. He tries to pass that hype on to you and it works about 99% of the time. When you're both bouncing with energy he'll gladly take you out somewhere to burn energy (and cause trouble). The best thing about Tavish is that this man can make anything fun. Simple things like taking out the trash, running errands, even going on a quiet walk end up becoming your most cherished memories with him. He always hums a tune from songs you like when he picks up on you smiling more.

Expect to meet his mother!! I have a feeling he plays it a bit old school when it comes to relationships, so he'd absolutely insist upon you meeting her. He also just really loves his mom. When you're both ready he invites you to his (fucking huge) house for tea. He's very confident you'll hit it off right away! It starts slow, but once you mention your experience with textiles she beams. Having experience herself; she happily shows you some pieces she's made for her family and for her. She asks that you update her with anything you make in the future, so I think you can safely say she likes you. It makes demoman very happy to see you getting along.

To summarize; he absolutely adores your presence in his life. He'll try his absolute best to make you happy, and loves laughing with you about anything and everything. I hope you liked it!!

[sardonic-the-writer]

hey sard! merry christmas snd happy 2k! you’re such a talented writer and cool person and im so happy for you :) i usually don’t send in requests but this sounded like fun so here (asking for a dsmp matchup)

im omnisexual so any gender is fine

im extra extra talkative and expressive around people i know and trust but shy and introvert around people i dont

i have trouble talking to people without rubbing off as as awkward

im extra extra clingy to ppl who show me the slightest bit of kindness

i like: music, singing and shopping

a hobby of mine is drawing though im not the best at it

i dislike: loud places, idrk what else to put 😭

my love languages are physical affection and words of affirmation

do what you’d like with this information, thank you so so much <3

Those compliments meant the world you me thank you so much!!! And I think I ship you with—

C!TOMMY!!

(Runner up: Foolish)

• After everything Tommy's been through he really needed a good friend to cheer him up when things got rough

• Good thing he had you!!

• After you had gotten used to him, Tommy was pleasantly surprised to see you were just as rambunctious and spunky as him. It reminded the blond of how he and Tubbo would act during Lmanburgs peak without dredging up any bad memories. Something he really appreciated

• Your senses of humor really mash up well too, often not even having to speak, only catching each others eye before bursting out laughing

• He's patient with your awkward enegery seeing as he has the same problem

• On top of all the laughs Tommy is greatful to have someone by his side that he feels won't leave him at a seconds notice. And he returns those feelings, making sure to watch your back in any sticky situations without a second thought

• Wants you to teach him how to draw, and compliments your art while putting his own down—but stops when you get onto him for it