Man, this Keanu Reeves dating sim is fantastic.
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me remembering that rayla has only apologized for the way that she left and not that she left
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when you need a secret identity but creativity isn’t your forte:
[ID: a cropped picture of a page from Book 8 ('Sir Tristram de Lyonesse') of Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur. The highlighted line, spoken by Sir Tristram in disguise in Ireland, reads: 'my name is Tramtrist'. End ID.]
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fíli: bilbo is choking! i need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
kíli: quick, turn it upside down and use the 6!
fíli: genius!
bilbo: *briefly stops choking* what the fuck?
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just read chapter 5 :D it was so very cute and adorable and nice, especially the parts where crowley is emotionally devastated at the fact("fact") his romantic love is unrequited! like wow buddy aha! y'sure know what you're talking about not looking into things so that you don't make an utter twat of yourself in front of the love of your life, hmmm? haha? haha. haha :(
gee wow crowley you sure seem to know a lot about this kind of thing despite being “not the expert” HM
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I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME. I want someone to casually sit beside me and nudge me every now and then to get my attention. I want someone to pull me into a side-hug because they've been laughing about a joke of someone and want to share that joy with me. I want someone to carefully take my hand into theirs and look at my fingers or perhaps the lines on my hand just because they can. I want someone to look at me absentmindedly while they're thinking of something. I want someone to sit quietly beside me when I'm feeling down and just take my hand and squeeze it to tell me I'm not alone anymore.
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Question: do the Wise Ones know how to Travel or did Aviendha panic so hard she reinvented Traveling to get away from her big gay feelings for Rand?
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poor Grogu, baby is trying to speak for the first time and they are looking at him like he's having a stroke
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Relationship Snippet Tag
this is actually such a fun idea thank you for tagging me @ceph-the-ghost-writer
Rules: Share a few lines or a snippet the sums up the main relationship(s) in your wip
y’all already know who this will be about (it’s amon and hya pff)
Hyacinthus hissed sharply through his teeth. “Shameless.” He breathed, threading his hands through still sleep mussed hair.
“Isn’t that one of my best qualities?” Amon quipped.
“You don’t have any qualities I would deem “good”, let alone “best”.”
“One of these days you’ll have to admit you love my horrible personality, Hya.”
“Your insistence to call me anything less than ‘Your Royal Gods Above’ is your worst trait yet.”
“Oh heavens above! My sincerest apologies, my lord.”
i hope y’all feel the sarcasm lmao
anyway i’ll tag: @calicojackofficial @jezifster @kudzucataclysm @henrike-does-writing-sometimes @magic-is-something-we-create @writing-is-a-martial-art & anyone else who’d like to do this
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