#dumb moments

[the-night-assassin]

POV: You were in my English class when we did informative speeches. (Sorry if any of y'all see this–)

[your-sweetest-nightmares-blog]

I hate it when I forget what certain acronyms mean. I go, “Assigned WHAT at birth??” before remembering that it stands for “All Cops Are Bastards”.

[cpanther]

I seriously hate when I go looking for an info dump only to learn I never made one up. bangs head on wall Because of course I started writing the series before I was doing the info dump docs and never bothered to switch over. bangs head on the wall some more

[bixels]

fine, me too.

[aprilthemonth11]

today i had a virtual appt with my doctor at 1pm so i was ready around 12 BUT THEN i remembered i moved to city an hour ahead of my doctor so the appt would actually be at 2pm for me BUT THEN i double checked my confirmation email and the appt is TOMORROW

howwwe i check that email so many times but still thought it was today 🤦‍♀️ i spent like 2 hours just waiting…

[fireflykittyhatesusernames]

I feel like more people need to know that I used to think the boston tea party and the boston massacre were the same event just named differently like how the union and confederates couldn’t agree on what the battles were called

[redest-mask]

Felt bad for Ruined Monty because he has no legs, then remembered Shattered Monty didn't either...

[drevyed]

I accidentally deleted my main account, I thought it was my sub account 💀

Yet I still slay 💅🏼

[hajihiko]

💕

[princessfroslass]

Oh I got weak in the knees all of a sudden.

[cordycepspog]

There’s something horrifyingly beautiful about Tess’s final moments. In the midst of the most dire chaos, as she waits for her death to come rushing past so she can blow it sky high and give cordyceps a big fuck you one last time, one of the infected stops. It looks at her, really looks. Her own mortality is personified in this infected. It’s death that’s looking at her, and it sees her. She looks her own death in the eye, and the suspense is so high as it approaches. But then, it doesn’t bite her throat out like we all expect it to.

It kisses her. What’s more, it kisses her gently. And I think it was a brilliant choice on the writers part, because it reminded me that the infected aren’t supposed to be evil. Sure, they’re scary as hell, but really, they’re just trying to survive. They’re connected to one another, they can feel each other from miles away. They seek out and want to be close to their own kind, just like the human survivors do. And when they do find each other, they kiss hello.

And after so long apart from a loved one, someone you know and trust with every instinct in your body, wouldn’t you want to kiss them too?

[manderleyfire]

cooper howard & lucy maclean + the definite contrasts, the striking similarities (aka ghoulcy foreshadowing)

[gemharvest]

beep boop bap

words of wisdom

[avianii]

spot the difference difficulty: impossible

[birdy-babe]

On the other hand

They’re everything to me

[aprilthemonth11]

i was just reading something on my phone and there was a word i didn’t know so i went to go look it up but i couldn’t find my phone. after searching for it i realized that i was holding it… i- how???

hahah i’m actually pretty h!gh🍃💨