#dumb monkie bois

[axtonorian]

Newest TSAMS episode hurt me (I LOVED RUIN AND IM SO USPET 😭😭😭😭) so instead of finishing the EP I went and rewatched S4 of LMK and drew some Monkies :DD

[nico00235]

Im normal about him and his design i swear---

[tallphonse]

two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

[wu-kongs]

slippin n' slidin

wordcount: 10.6k rating: g for geveryone relationships: macaque & bai he / wukong & bai he / macaque & wukong / also shadowpeach if u squint

a/n: rockin' n a rollin' slippin' n' a slidin' over the horizon what can it be looks like it's going to be a new lmk fic writer

"Mister Macaque? Um… Do you… have stuff you're scared of?"

read on ao3

[llumetesdellums]

I just realised why Mk it's a delivery boy, one of Sun Wukong principal jobs on the Journey to the West was to search for food for Taprikakka and go search for help when they need it.

He was a delivery boy.

I feel so dumb, Omg, you can't do this to me, please, monkie kid writers, please stop.

They can’t get away with this.

They did, good for them, I'm proud.

Also NO--

[great-hon-equal-to-pot-pie]

So I've been thinking about the "monkey-mind horse-will" philosophy and the way it perfectly applies to MK and Mei all day today SO I NEED TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

So I feel like it's extremely common knowledge that Wukong is an allegory for the mind in jttw and this allegory is still somewhat present in lmk, especially in aspects of MK's character. The whole concept of the fluid, ever changing thoughts in his mind. The whole "I try not to think about it", "I play dumb to lighten the mood". Him saying "There's nothing MINDless about me" in the season 4 finale. THE WHOLE THING WITH SMARTIE KID/BIG BRAIN BOY? These are just some examples off the top of my head there's definitely so much I've missed. But yes, MK has this as a very noticible motif of thoughts and mind rooted in his character.

Mei representing the will- or as I like to put it - the heart is less apparent, but hear me out. The whole "she acts before she thinks". The whole "she puts her family and friends first", and the "she's a protector" vibe of her character. She puts her HEART first. The contrast between this and MK is admittedly slight but still visible.

Monkies and horses have had other connections in eastern history too, I'm sure most jttw fans are familiar with keeping monkies in horse stables to wear off illnesses (Wukong's role as Bimawen is a reference to that :D), but besides the duo can also represent great success and fortune and have ties in the Chinese zodiac. So I feel chosing Mei specifically to be MK's bestie was done on purpose.

ARGH I don't know just the concept of MK and Mei being the "Brain and Heart" IS JUST TOO GOOD. The fact it isn't the regular route of "he's smart, she's sensitive" but a lot more subtle and nuanced is just taking over my brain. I love the whole "MK and Mei will become the Hero and the Warrior" theory but imagine that the finale message is that they are equal and there is no point in overshadowing one another (I like both versions of the theory, I'm fine with both Hero MK-Warrior Mei and Hero Mei-Warrior MK) because "mind and will" are both equally important. Like? How they're both capable of greatness and need each other's support. LIKE??

AAAA I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING FOR

[baxndaid]

Hii, can I please order sweet mushy cheesy red son headcanons?? Mb like jealousy and comforting... Or him getting blushy at gn reader!

redson x reader

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 ! established relationship // this ask is so cute xx i love annoying ass mfing characters like him this tsundere looking freak ANYWAY

✧ you are a relatively social person, like you can get chatty once your up and going

✧ because of that, you’ve been able to make friends pretty quickly, including MK and co.

✧ red son doesn’t like it when others get all buddy buddy with you

✧ like he’ll pretend he’s like fine with it, crossing his arms and staring somewhere else that wasn’t at you and MK chatting up a storm

✧ and he gets so snarky with it too LMFAOO pipe down

✧ “ermmm NO?? there isn’t anything WRONG, how DARE you even think that” 🤓 typa mf

✧ it’s so obvious 😔

✧ he tends to overthink your interactions with others, it’s not like he doesn’t trust you, he just doesn’t trust other people

✧ though after a while he’ll snap out of his pity party, his arrogance shining through his eyes as per usual and the cycle would continue

✧ one day, you had enough of his weird behavior

✧ you see, you and Wukong were yapping about something, something dumb, as Redson would say

✧ Wukong flung an arm on your shoulder while laughing at a horrific joke you made and the minute Redson SENSED the monkey’s hand on your shoulder he saw red, it’s over 😔

✧ he dragged you away from the great sage while mumbling to himself, you looked back at Wukong with an confused, yet amused expression

✧ you held his hand once the two of you got to a quiet area, and you could feel him sweat at the contact, his ears already reddening

✧ by anger or embarrassment???? who tf knows 💯💯

✧ or maybe he’s about to burst into flames let’s be real

✧ you turned him around, his body as stiff as a board and gave him a quick kiss on the nose

✧ then you demanded why he was acting like a fiery weirdo all of a sudden 🙏

✧ “i dont like it…” he hesitantly started, you cocked your head to the right, encouraging him to keep going

✧ “i don’t like it when you talk to that annoying NOODLE BOY and that horrendous APE!”

✧ dang

✧ it took all of the energy in your body to stop yourself from snickering at his blushing, enraged face

✧ you failed, flop ass

✧ “WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!”

✧ you choked out a few apologies before bringing him into a loose hug and playing with his vibrant red hair

✧ you placed your head on his shoulder as his stiffened at the feeling of your breath on his ear and neck

✧ you whispered reassurances to him as you felt him melt into your embrace, his body growing warmer

✧ you pulled away, enough to see his tomato-esk face, his eyes looking at the ground behind you, and a small pout on his lips

✧ you leaned in and planted a kiss on his lips while playing with his hair

✧ you pulled away, he froze for a few seconds, before completely shutting down

✧ like dead the mf is DEAD goodb ye 🔥💯

lego monkie kid masterlist

[magician-kitty]

Dinner Interruptions

Context: Takes place during “The First Ring” Reader is a mute girl who’s having dinner with Red Son. Too bad it gets interrupted. 😓

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(Regular Speaking)

(Mute Speaking)

Out in the middle of the hot, hot desert in China. MK and his friends were in search of the Samadhi Fire, and on the run from the shadow simian, Macaque. It seemed they’ve been walking for days and searching for a place for shelter, food and water.

Mei: “Dumb Macaque…dumb desert!”

Mei panted out of exhaustion, using her jacket to shield her from the sun’s rays.

MK: “Don’t worry guys, hopefully we’ll be able to find shelter soon.”

MK panted out, but truth is the heat was starting to get to him as well, getting weaker and weaker by the minute.

MK: “As we walk through this desert forever…and ever…and-“

The intense heat has finally caught up to the Monkie Kid, alongside Mei and Sandy, all of them passing out on the hot sand.

The last thing MK heard was the sound of an engine revving, blearily looking up at the face of an annoyed Red Son.

MK: “Red Son?”

Red Son: “Ugh…Noodle Boy.”

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Back at the Bull Palace, Y/N was waiting patiently at the dinner table for Red Son to return. The two of you were enjoying a little dinner date since his parents had stepped out earlier, so it was just the two of you alone. Apparently their was some sort of breach out in the dessert and he had went to go check it out, he assured you he would be back later.

Red: “Dearest, I’ve returned!”

Y/N gasped and pulled him into a hug, she cupped his cheeks into her hands, squishing them.

Red Son: “Hey, w-what gives dearest?”

Y/N: “I was worried about you, baby.”

Red Son blushed in embarrassment and stammered. He couldn’t admit it, but he enjoyed it when you worried about it.

Red Son: “Please, my dear. As if mere heat could harm the likes of me, Red Son.”

Y/N: “Whatever you say, Firecracker~ What happened at the desert?

Red Son: “Oh, that…Well, it would seem we’ve got unwanted company”

“Huh?”

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MK and the rest woke up eventually and started digging in messily. Red Son watched with a blank and disgusted face while Y/N also had a disgusted look on her face. Perhaps now you were starting to understand his frustration towards the Monkie Kid and his pals.

Y/N: “Well so much for time for ourselves then.”

Red Son: “ Do not fret dear, I’m sure they’ll leave eventually.”

MK: “Ah, that’s the good stuff”

Red Son: “You’re welcome by the way” he sneered.

Mei: “Thanks, Red Boy. You the man”

The Dragon Girl said with her mouth full of food, accidentally throwing a piece of meat onto his face. Y/N started giggling while He stood up in anger, shaking the food off him

Red Son: “It’s Red Son! Ugh! I should have just left you all to the vultures.”

MK looked around at the place, he had to admit their new fortress is pretty sweet. Their were all kinds of booby traps and weaponry.

MK: “You’re new crib is toight! Very nice acoustics too”

His voice echoed through the place. He clapped his hands to start an echo again, he accidentally stepped on one of the booby traps, activating it. Luckily Red Son saved him in time before it could hit him.

Red Son: “Would you please stop being so annoying?!”

He tossed him back into his seat where the others were.

MK: So, what’s been going on with you, Red Boy?”

Red Son growled, he was about to burst into flames again until Y/N placed her hand on his shoulder, calming him down. He sighed and sat back down with his arms crossed, head turned.

Red Son: “Well if you must know, I was enjoying a quiet evening until you all had to ruin it”

MK: “Oh yeah? Who’s your new friend?”

Red Son gulped, his face went as red as his jacket, he glanced over to Y/N who was sitting next to him grinning.

Y/N: “Aren’t you going to introduce me, Red Son?”

Red Son: “Uh, this is Y/N, She’s my…”Lady friend”

Lady friend? Oh so its like that huh, Y/N knew he was starting to get embarrassed by the others; she found him even more cute.

Y/N: “Aww you’re too much, firecracker~”

Mei suddenly gasped and went starry eyed, quickly wiping her mouth and setting her bowl down.

Mei: “Lady Friend? You mean, as In Girlfriend~”

she asked in a teasing manner, wiggling her eyebrows.

Red Son went all red faced, hair flamed up and studded in embarrassment. Y/N couldn’t help but watched in amusement as he became flustered.

Red: “WHAT!? I mean-she’s kinda-“

MK: “You have a girlfriend!? That’s awesome! So how long you two been seeing each other?”

Sandy: “Aww, young love is truly amazing”

Red Son sighed and rubbed his face, taking his glass of water in his hand and looks at them.

Red Son: “Don’t change the subject. You four aren’t even supposed to be here, So I’d appreciate it if you finished up went about whatever obnoxious business you were in the middle of before I saved your pathetic, meaningless, lives”

He said be before smashing his glass cup into pieces. Y/N gasped as she quickly checked his hand for any left-over glass that could be in his skin.

MK hands him another cup of water, much to the bull prince’s annoyance.

MK: “On it boss, you’re wish is our demand”

Red Son grumbled, rubbing his eyes before taking off his glasses.

Red Son: “Just what were you noodle brains doing out there anyway?”

Mei: “Oh, we’re looking for the Samadhi Fire.”

Red Son immediately spat out his water, which splashed on Y/N’s face. She gagged and wiped her face, smearing the makeup she had on.

Red Son: “The Samadhi What!?”

He was cut off by a low rumbling noise and behind the dinner table is the lava fall that opened up to the Demon Bull King. He goes up to them with an intense, imitating aura around him, scaring the others.

DBK: “The little thief returns”

Red Son sighed and slumped into his seat. Great, just great. All he wanted was a quiet dinner date with his beloved.

This date was a total disaster he’ll definitely remember.

The End.

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(Alternative Ending)

Red Son: “You’re leaving, already? But I still had lots more planned for the two of us.”

Y/N nodded and gathered her things. Unfortunately it was getting late and she had to return back home.

Y/N: “Im afraid so, dearest. It’s getting late and I gotta head home.”

Red Son sighed in disappointment, he knew it was indeed too late and her family was Is probably worried about her. If only this day didn’t turn out the way it was.

Red Son: “I understand, I do apologize for how today went. And I’m sorry for, you know…splashing water on your face.

Y/N chuckled as she cupped his cheek into her hand and gave him a smooch on the cheek, leaving a lip mark on it.

Y/N: “Not really. I really had fun today. Perhaps next time we can do this again soon. Farewell, my little firecracker~”

Y/N stepped back as she soon disappeared in a puff of blue smoke. Red Son sighed and rubbed his cheek where her lips were. He then turned around and noticed the others were staring at him, giving him sly grins.

Mei: “So ….how long you two been seeing each other?”

“WILL YOU BE QUIET ALREADY!”

[zexal-club]

Here's a skit I made with @yukii0nna , a crossover between @anxious-twisted-vampire 's Principal Karlheinz AU and one of my spin-off AUs

Trigger warning - Psychological torture, non-consensual kissing, mentioned parent-child incest

Yuma peacefully minds his own business

Laito: Hello, runt.

Yuma: Oh, it's you.

Laito: I need-

Yuma: What? What could you possibly need from me?

Laito: A favour.

Yuma: And what would that be?

Laito: Give this to 'Yuya'.

Yuma: What is it?

Laito: A note.

Laito gives the note to Yuma. He looks at it and pales in horror.

Yuma looks down and is silent for a couple seconds

Laito: So

'Yuma' suddenly looks up, smiling creepily. His face looks like a dark shadow, with his eyes and mouth bleak and neon red

'Yuma': Hahaha, you really shouldn't have done that.

Laito: Huh?

Yuma flies up and goes all shadow-y, the room goes dark, and Yuma moves around, softly laughing (Think like Macaque's powers in LEGO Monkie Kid)

'Yuma': Ha ha ha ha!!! Congrats, bowler boy. It takes a lot to really push us over the edge like that! The last person who could trigger us like this was... eh, that doesn't matter. This is about YOU.

Laito: Please-

'Yuma': It's been a while since I last came out, and I gotta say, I've heard quite a few things about you, mommy f%cker.

Laito: Like what?

'Yuma': For starters, what an absolute perv you are. My, I wonder what mommy dearest would think if she found out you were trying to run off with others in her absence?

Laito pales

'Yuma': (Bill Cipher laugh)

Laito: What are you?

'Yuma': Something your puny little s£x obsessed mind couldn't understand, unless maybe you try thinking with your brain inside of your 1 inch d/ck for once. (Changed this one a tiny bit)

Laito: Hey!

'Yuma': I'm just saying~. I mean, seriously, you're too dumb to understand that Yuya is a BOY

Laito: Sh-

'Yuma': Come to think of it, why are you so obsessed with him anyway? I didn't think he'd be your type. After all, (gets in his face) last time I checked, Yuma's hair isn't purple, and his eyes aren't green

Laito glares

'Yuma': Let's make this more interesting, shall we? (Fades into the shadows)

Suddenly, 'Cordelia' emerges

Cordelia: Laito?

Laito: Mother?!

'Cordelia': (Smiles and cups his face) It's been a while, hasn't it my dear?

Laito: *Pales* Y-yes

'Cordelia': (Sadly) Long enough for you to forget about me. How could you try to replace what we have with some random girls? Don't you care about me?

Laito tries to back away

'Cordelia': (Grabs his wrists and pulls him back) Please, tell me you'll leave them. Say you're heart only belongs to me!!

Laito: Mother please....

She puts her face closer to his

Laito: Mother.......

'Cordelia': Promise me that you'll leave that other person and will only have eyes for me!!!

Laito: She..... mean..

'Cordelia' kisses him

Laito tries to move

'Yuma': (Laughs maniacally) Oh, you should see your face right now! Priceless!

Laito: .......

The fake Cordelia disappears

'Yuma': You really get like that at the sight of her. What a loser!!! Ahahahaha!!!!

Laito: Dude what the f/ck?

'Yuma' still grins creepily

Laito runs away

'Yuma': Pssh, what a weakling.

Done! For proper context, the spin-off AU in question is an AU of Zexal Club where Shadow Yuma ended up becoming a split personality to Yuma. So when Yuma went all creepy, he switched to Shadow Yuma.

@yukii0nna @marrondrawsalot @anxious-twisted-vampire

[monkiebois]

OH BOI STELLA I HAD ANOTHER ADORBLE DUMB IDEA

Okokokok so remember in the first episode we see a billboard of MK with lipstick?

That but he had red "help" him pick out which color he liked best.

MK from another room: hey red, come here a second mei and I need another opinion.

Red who's chilling (or trying to at least kinda hard cause of the three way third degree he's getting) in the living room with the monkie dad's and gremlin brother

Red:'oh thank Buddha' coming.

3 minutes later he walks back out dazed as hell with mei following behind snickering. His hair glowing and fluffed and his face red and covered in two colored lipstick marks.

Swk: uh wha-

Mei (who's there to make sure no one tries to jump him): MK need help deciding which lip color he wanted to model for that cosmetic brand. Hes decided to go which the red boy~

(yes Im am saying the color name of the lipstick is called red boy. It's stupid dumb but I love it and you can't change my mind)

AAAAAAAAAAAA THATS THE BEST THING EVER

OHMYGOD I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH

HONEY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS THATS ADORABLE!!!

[ghostshadowmx]

Mmm not particularly proud of this but it's not like. Burn in a fire and never look at it again level bad. So I'll live.

Have some Theatre Kid Duo. I didn't write this with Shadowpeach or Spicynoodles in mind but you're certainly welcome to take it that way if you get more enjoyment out of it that way.

I would refine this more but it was kinda meant to be a rough draft anyway so. Have. Lemme know if I should throw this on Ao3 as well.

Inspired by @pumpkinspice202's prompt. I kinda detoured from it a bit (whoops) but meh. Hope it still works.

   Red Son sat down in his “secret lair” with a huff of annoyance.  “That – little –!”

   “Kid beat ya again?” Macaque’s voice startled Red Son out of his seat with a yelp.

   “What the – what are you –?” Red Son cut himself off with a growl of annoyance and sat back down, resting his elbow on his desk and his chin in his hand.  “Unfortunately.”

   Red Son felt the uneasy prickle up his spine of Macaque’s eyes on him as he glared ahead.  The silence stretched out an uneasily long time, feeling physical enough Red Son felt like he could grab it and crush it in his hands.  Fire caught on the edges of his hair, emitting a small warmth that did not match the burning annoyance threatening to burst from his chest.

   Finally, Macaque broke the silence.  “Y’know, usually you’re not so glum after losing a fight.” Macaque rested his arm on Red Son’s shoulder, completely ignoring the glare Red Son sent his way.  “What happened?”

   Now, usually, Red Son was above dumping his issues on a stranger.  Usually, when the flames burst, they burst out in waves of bright hot fire in place of his hair, and irritated insults he could barely push past the thickness of anger in his throat.

   But this time, he couldn’t sputter out an insult or relatively empty threats, because his annoyance was from the Noodle Boy, and the Noodle Boy wasn’t there.

   “It’s so dumb!” Red Son snapped as he slammed his fists down on the table with a small thump and the click clacks of a couple plastic bottles vibrating against each other.  “He’s just so –“ Red Son hesitated as his fingers curled, struggling for words.  “S-stupid!”

   “Stupid, huh?” Macaque asked with a grin. 

   “You’re enjoying this too much.” Red Son muttered flatly as more annoyance bubbled in his chest.  “Yes, stupid!” He clenched his jaw and groaned softly.  “He runs right into danger, and he still wins!  Does he even know what impulse control is?”

   Macaque laughed softly.  “Sounds like someone I used to know.” He sighed and shook his head.  “Thought everything would be fine, as long as we were together.”

   “But he doesn’t understand that it’s not fine!” Red Son groaned.  “These things take planning, and time!”

   “But he thought he didn’t need to, because –“

   “’I’m the Monkie Kid!’, ugh!” Red Son growled.  “I hate his endless optimism.” He grumbled as he shoved his face into his hands.   “It’s going to get him killed.”

   “I hated how carefree he was.  I knew it would get us in trouble.”

   “I hate how he kids around mid-fight.  Like he’s never taking these things seriously.”

   “I hated how light he always kept things.  Like he never cared about danger.”

   “I hate how he’s always ready to run into fire to help his friends.  He never thinks about the danger!”

   “I hated how far he would go to protect the ones he cared about.”

   “I hate how he refuses to give up on anyone even if they’re beyond gone.”

   “I hated how stubborn he was.  How he’d never give up, no matter who he was against.”

   “I hate how he lights up the room just by being there.”

   “I hated how he always knew how to lift us up.”

   “I hate his stupid laugh.”

   “Dumb smile.”

   “The way he jumps around when he’s figured something out.”

   “The flip he does when the first firework goes off.”

   “The doodles he does.”

   “The paintings he did on the walls.”

   “His grin when I agree to hang out.”

   “How he lights up when I handed him the last peach.”

   “How his face softens when he’s really relaxed.”

   “The warmth in a genuine smile.”

   Red Son smiled.  The burning annoyance in his chest melted away to a softer warmth.  A warmth that came with seeing the Noodle Boy’s eyes glow when Red Son stayed a little longer.  A warmth that came with watched Noodle Boy hum contently as he doodled his family.  A warmth that came with seeing the soft smile, the joyful smile, the determined grin, every angle of every little type of real smile MK gave.

   And Red Son couldn’t help but find even the parts that annoyed him a bit endearing, too.

[lara-legomonkiekid]

Ep.6 The Great Wall Race

{Fourth part}

(The contestants are at the start of the Great Wall Race.)

Commentator: We're now just minutes away from the start of the race as the drivers make their final preparations! (MK crashes in and joins Mei at the start line.)

MK: Oh, hi, Mei. Didn't see you there.

Mei: You're really gonna do this? You're really gonna try and race me?

Jin: Yeah! And so are we! Monkie Kid! It's your worst enemies, Jin!

Yin: And Yin!

Jin and Yin: The Gold and Silver Demons!

Mei: You don't even know the track!

MK: I've got Monkey King powers! I think I'll be fine.

Red Son: Can you peasants be quiet?! I'm trying to get in the zone.

(Suddenly, a huge dump truck arrives. Everyone except Mei, MK, and Red Son runs away, screaming.)

Yin: Oh! It looks like we've got some last minute scratches as DBK and Iron Fan join the race.

Jin: Yeah, and, totally unrelated, we're the new commentators. And, to spice things up, we've gone ahead and altered the race track!

Mei and MK: What?!

Yin: That's right! Here's your start line. Here's your finish line. Get there any way you like.

Jin: On your marks!

Mei: Hold on!

Yin: Get set!

Red Son: Wait, what?

Jin and Yin: Go! (DBK blows past the others.)

Princess Iron Fan: Sorry darling! We'll meet you at the finish line, hmm? (She laughs.)

MK: (He drives off.) Yeah. I'll... see you at the finish line! (Mei and Red Son take off afterwards.)

Red Son: Get back here!

Yin: And it's become immediately apparent that some drivers are better than others! (MK and Mei squeeze in a turn.) Oh! That is a very sharp corner!

Red Son: (He laughs at his parents.) My victory is assured! You're never going to make this turn!

Demon Bull King: I turn for no one! (He slams down on the pedal and drives straight into the mountain.)

Jin: Ooh... They are literally driving through the mountain! It's a bold move.

Yin: Very ambitious. So... I guess we'll catch up with them... On the other side of the mountain?

Red Son: Get out of my way, noodle boy!

MK: Never! (Mei and Red Son zoom around MK.) Hey! No fair! Here comes... Monkie Kid! (His tuk-tuk slows down and collapses.) I'm so stupid! "Ohh I've got Monkey King powers. I think I'll be fine." (He sees the staff.) Oh wait! I'm the greatest racer ever! (He uses the staff to launch himself up into the sky.)

Jin: And at this point, the only way Mei's not going to win is if some sort of flying fool were to crash into her from above.

Mei: Huh?

MK: Argh! Look out! (They both scream as he crashes into her.)

Jin: Yep. As I said, that's... (Tang and Pigsy sob but Lara[Lilith] keeps watching.) just really, really unlucky.

MK: (He falls off his tuk-tuk.) Oh! (Red Son races around him, leaving him coughing.)

Red Son: Victory is mine, peasants! (He races off, laughing.)

MK: No!

Mei: MK! What did you do?! (She gasps.) My bike! Ugh! What is wrong with you?! I thought you were my friend!

MK: Okay! I did bad! I just... I really wanted that peach, and I guess I got carried away. Eh, you know how much I love stone fruit. (He sighs.) I was never gonna win though. You're the racer. Not me. I'm sorry.

Mei: Yeah, I know. Just ugh... (She playfully punches his arm.) Don't be dumb next time. Okay?

MK: All I can do is try! (He sighs.) I can't believe Red Son is gonna win.

Mei: Um... You do have Monkey King powers.

MK: Eh? Oh yeah! Here comes Monkie Kid! (He uses his staff to build the Cloud Roadster.)

Jin: Red Son has a commanding lead now.

Yin: Well, with all the other drivers basically out of the race...

Demon Bull King: This mountain will crumble before our will!

Princess Iron Fan: Oh baby. You have had such bad experience with mountains. (He roars and slams down on the pedal. A POOT emerges as they come out the mountain. Jin watches DBK sob on the monitor.)

Yin: Yeah. It looks like Red Son is going to win.

Red Son: (He laughs before something causes his vehicle to jolt.) Huh?

Yin: Oh! Looks like Mei and MK are back in the race!

Red Son: What!?

(They crash into Red Son. MK uses his staff to fix the car.)

Yin: It is all over!

Jin: Mei and MK win!

Pigsy: Oh, they won! They won!

Lara[Lilith]: Big brother won!...

(Mei and MK hold up the trophy.)

Red Son: Noodle Boy! You insufferable... That peach should be mine!

MK: Ha! You're never getting this fruit!! (He bites on it and falls off the pedestal, wincing in pain.) Ah... Ah. Ow. I don't think it's ripe yet.

Mei: Umm, it's just a trophy! We don't really get a peach of immortality.

MK: What? But... But... But the poster says—

Red Son: It says right there on the poster!

Mei: (She laughs.) It says you get immortality by having your picture projected on the great wall. (Their signature picture is revealed.) Duh! (She continues laughing.)

MK: Oh. So... The peach is a metaphor? O... kay.

Red Son: I knew that! You think you're so... Peasants!

MK: Wait. But what about the real peaches. Where are they?

Mei: I don't know.

_______________________________________________

(At Flower Fruit Mountain, Monkey King is eating a peach.)

Monkey King: Ah, stone fruit. If these didn't make me immortal... they'd literally kill me. (He belches.)

[Start] - [Next Chapter]

[violetjedisylveon]

Starshine

Summary: Eda and the kids go star gazing with Datura.

Word count: 1.8k

Warnings: This chapter is pretty safe😊

A/N: So maybe the idea of more than one chapter a month was over reaching��... I have a new hyperfixation and it's lego monkie kid, also Ahsoka is coming out in a little more than a month and that'll be epic so my attention is sufficiently divided.

So you get a shorter chapter while I figure out how to get back to the therapy plotline cause oh boy does Enzo( and Eda) need some therapy. I am taking suggestions on how to do that(pls help)

Eda raises two gods AU link here.

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"Daura, you are crazy!" Eda shouted at the Werebeast.

Datura purred and ignored her protests, she couldn't really talk with King hanging from her mouth.

The crazy old Werebeast had the brilliant idea of climbing the ancient, powerful, sacred and seemingly sentient tree. She had sprung the decision on them and by the time Eda had processed her words, they were already climbing up the gnarled roots.

Enzo and King both cheered as Datura lept a considerable gap between two branches. At least the kids are enjoying this. Eda huffed.

Datura paused on a particular wide branch, her tentacles remained firmly wrapped around them. The Werebeast glanced around at the other branches, Eda saw that there were carvings engraved into some of them, and she had been seeing ancient stone tablets hanging all over the tree. The writing was in various ancient languages and dialects, and she had no clue what any of it said.

This is the sort of shit Lily would love. She snorted.

She and her sister had once found a couple old stone tablets with a fairly odd language around their family home and Lilith had truly been in her happy place whenever she was investigating the dumb rock… she vaguely recalled reading some article about a young genius Emporer's coven initiate making a huge discovery in the realm of deciphering ancient languages and subsequently began working on translating a whole mess of ancient records. Twenty years old and Lily discovered several whole ass languages.

Ah Lily, you would've loved this place. Eda thought.

A small pang of longing twisted in her heart. She hadn't talked or seen her sister since… well… since she'd been home. She'd heard the odd tail or so about the Clawthorne rising through the ranks of the covens, but most Clawthorne rumors quieted in her presence, which she was fine with, as long as her sister wasn't dead, what else mattered?

She didn't actively seak out any official news reports but she'd definitely know if Lily got killed on the job. Hell, her mom would tear her door down if that happened.

She knew Lilith was doing just fine in that dumb coven she had always been so obsessed with.

She pushed aside thoughts of her sister as Datura paused her climb to survey their surroundings again. She caught a glimpse of something faint and wispy at the edge of her vision, but it was gone when she looked, and Datura was moving again before she could get a good look. There was a small splash of white against the dark wood of the tree.

Datura's tail suddenly snaked around her eyes, effectively covering them. Enzo squeaked, so they had gotten a similar treatment. Whatever Datura wanted them to see, she sure was being secretive about it.

The Werebeast finally stopped and placed them down on something flat and wooden. The sound of Datura's shift and a hand replacing the tail were followed by a deep chuckle.

"Now you can look."

Eda opened her eyes to the bright, sparkling tapestry of the cosmos on display above her. Now, she had seen some pretty impressive views in her time, the knee was widely known as one of the best places to see the stars and she'd been there plenty of times before, but this was something else.

She could clearly see the snow capped knee from the massive tree and the ice sparkled in the star light.

It was a moonless night, the stars went unopposed.

"Whoa! Pretty!" King squeaked.

"Yeah." Enzo agreed.

"Best damn view on the Isles." Datura said.

The Werebeast laid down on a thin mattress that had been nailed into the platform they were standing on. The fur and scales scattered around spoke to who had used this space before.

"So that's where you snuck off to." Eda said, nudging the Werebeast's tail with her foot.

"You were out with your songbird, kit." Datura shrugged.

Eda managed to avoid turning the color of a Solanum berry until Enzo piped up.

"Songbird?" Enzo echoed innocently.

Eda turned away from the glowing night vision eyes of the kid and fanned her flaming face. Datura hummed in amusement, her tail swishing back and forth.

Titan! Please make her shut up! Eda groaned internally.

"I think I've embarrassed your mom enough, Owlet, there will be plenty of time for stories later," Eda felt green eyes burning into her skull, "They're bound to notice sooner or later anyway." The Werebeast cackled.

Enzo was thankfully satisfied with that answer and flopped down onto the mat to look up at the stars. The little stargazer quietly started pointing out the constellations to King, who was curled up on their chest. Eda took her spot next to the kids and joined in the relaxing fun.

Personally, Eda couldn't make heads or tails of any constellations most of the time, but the kids could make a lot more sense of it than she could.

The sounds of nature were far off and faded, the top of the tree felt like being in an entirely different world.

"They've changed." Eda glanced at her mentor, green eyes still fixed on the night sky.

"The stars, they've changed since we first climbed up here." There was a subtle wistfulness Eda rarely heard in the Werebeast's voice.

She did not talk much about her life before the covens, she'd talk about how it was in general, and reluctantly concede that some things had improved, but never about her own life. Eda's eyes found Datura's scar all too easily. The Werebeast seemed to be thinking the same thing, one of her tentacles brushed along the scar tissue.

"A lot has changed since we first saw these stars."

For a moment, Eda could swear her mentor was tearing up, but the beginnings of tears vanished as quickly as they started.

"But that's just the way of things, the only constant in life is change anyway. Live long enough and the entire night sky is different." She smiled and glanced at Eda with a mischievous grin.

"Wanna know what Chusi and I did up here?" She asked with a suspicious look in her glowing eyes.

Eda glared.

"Is it child friendly?" She asked

Datura's grin widened before Eda slammed her hand over the Werebeast's mouth.

"Don't. I'm not ready for that conversation." She whispered urgently.

Datura chuckled but didn't elaborate on the subject. Eda eased herself back down and listened to the stories Enzo was telling King.

"That one there is Blumenthal, the flower deer, she ran away to the sky to escape the first boiling rains, when the rains stopped, she came back down, she found all the lands dead and barren, so she got help from a Titan friend to sow the seeds of new life into the land. You can see her with her friend there in that one, the Titan was fine during the rains, they don't burn easy- oh! And that there is a great big owl, it came down from the sky and made a bunch more owl creatures before flying back up, Este would say it was supposed to come back to collect its children one day…"

The kid rattled off story after story late into the night, eagerly explaining each myth and a handful of their favorite variants to the equally eager to listen King. They talked until they couldn't anymore and both kids were asleep.

Eda ran her hands through King's fur as the two slept, picking out the odd twig or leaf here and there.

Datura suddenly spoke.

"Those aren't stories anyone remembers anymore."

Eda winced, she had noticed it too. A lot of the stories had been somewhat similar to the ones she had heard of, but there were things that she had never even heard of before included. Datura, being the collector of stories she was, had been bound to notice more than she did. Another benefit of the whole Werebeast long life thing was an incredible memory any witch would envy.

"There's no beating around it, Kit, your Owlet is old. Old enough to remember those stories the way they were first told. Old enough to have seen a lot of shit in their life." Datura said.

She sat up and rested a hand on Eda's shoulder, a serious, worried expression on her face.

"Take it from me, the older you are, the more you have seen. If you really want to help them, you have got to understand that they have possibly seen things you can't even begin to imagine. Age brings tragedy, it brings trauma." She paused, glancing at the sleeping kids, "And Owlet has certainly been through it."

Eda nodded and squeezed Datura's hand.

"How old do you think they are? Do you have any idea what they are?" She asked.

She needed any information she could get.

"They may be as old as the Isles, older maybe, there's no real way to be sure. As for what they are, I've got a few theories, but I'll need time to research and test those theories." Datura sighed.

"The one thing they are for sure is a child, a very damaged child, one who needs you." 

"Way to lay on the pressure." Eda huffed.

"Don't be like that kit, you're doing a wonderful job." Datura told her.

"My kid got stabbed! How is any of that a good job?!"

"You didn't panic and you brought your child to someone who could help, that's what you're supposed to do with any child. Trust me, kit, you're doing just fine." Datura rested her hand on Enzo's head, careful not to disturb Nibs.

"Owlet is lucky to have you." She said.

Eda smiled at her mentor, a warm feeling bubbling in her chest as she watched the pair of siblings peacefully sleeping.

"If you need any tips on getting your kid into therapy, I'll be happy to help." Datura said.

"Thanks I- wait, Datura they aren't my kids!" Eda whisper shouted at her mentor.

"Keep telling yourself that, kit." Datura rolled her eyes.

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"Welcome back! Hoot! Hoot! I see you got all fixed up little guy! Hoot!" Hooty's overly enthusiastic greeting was a bit too much for Eda, Enzo could tell with the way her eye twitched she was tired.

"And do you have snacks? Hoot hoot!" The bird tube craned his neck to see the bags they all carried, stacked with goodies and gifts from Datura, including some gifts for Gailine and her mom, which was really nice of Datura.

"Yeah! She gave us some for you too!" Enzo held open the box of specially made treats for Hooty.

"Oh? I never get any gifts!" Hooty cheered.

"She didn't want you to be left out." Enzo said.

Hooty started crying and eating the treats he'd been given. He was a little weird.

"C'mon Starshine, let's get this stuff inside and take a nap." Eda said, holding the door open for them.

"Coming!" Enzo raced inside the owl house.

The owl lady and the star child both missed the faint, transparent figure that lingered around the edges of the owl house.

And both missed the single, bright white flower that bloomed in the window box.

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Oh spooky~

Welp, the fluff and comfort is done, time to traumatize Enzo again😃! What do you think will be the tipping point for Eda to actually get Enzo to consider therapy?! Feel free to guess(or suggest ideas pls)! I'll probably mash a bunch of em together tbh.

I hope you all have a good day, whatever that is for you!

VJS Out!

[arn9tails]

Have some really dumb doodles I did last night out of pure mental exhaustion. I tried to stylize all the slugs so they would be recognizable just via silhouette. It was really easy with spear boy since his tail is so odd, but monk I had to resort to him having an extra long tail like monki

[random-bi-writer]

You've finished Monkie Kid! What's your opinion on the characters?

I love them. I love this show, it's like The Owl House but Lego which basically makes Lego Eda canon.

Okay, here's my opinions. I'll only say the major characters.

Mk = Baby boy, really self aware that he has issues but hasn't gone to therapy but for the love of god get therapy, abandonment issues. Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass. He gives off Demiboy and Gay vibes.

Mei = She's so chaotic I love her. Also needs therapy. Will kill without hesitation and I love that. I really thought she and Mk are related but turns out they aren't? She gives off Demigirl and Lesbian vibes.

Pigsy = Mk's dad. So grumpy but he really loves his family. So protective, I stan. The moment I saw him the first thing I thought is; He's Bi.

Sandy = Himbo. Baby but Adult. Hides his trauma through kindness. He gives off AroAce vibes, but I respect people who ship him with the spider from his flower episode.

Tang = I was so sure that this guy was the bio dad of Mk and Mei, but they're not??? He's still a dad though, goofy and always hungry. His infodumping and fangirling over artifacts reminds me of some people in the Amphibia fandom. The moment I saw him how he acts towards the Spider Queen on her debut, I knew that this man is Gay.

Sun Wukong = Mk's dead beat dad. At least he tries to be a dad but sir stop fueling your son's abandonment issues. Trans and Pan.

Macaque = I was so sure that he and Wukong are biologically brothers but everyone says they're not??? I was so confused when I saw shipping art and fics of them. The cool and bastard uncle. He's like Louie from Ducktales but he has more issues. Pretty sure he's a dad now but so busy so he asks Pigsy to care of the child for him and makes sure he visits. Nb and DemiAce

Red Son = Chaotic Zuko. Major Daddy issues. If he ever dates Mk, he and Mei would annoy each other a lot. Trans, cause no sane person would ever name their son; Red Son. He's also Gay.

DBK and Princess Iron Fan = The only straight people in this series. They're suprisingly wholesome with each other and their son. Iron Fan has witnessed Red's transitioning and supports it while DBK didn't and is so confused but at least tries.

Spider Queen = First thing I thought is that she's a Lesbian. At least she has standards when it comes to villainy. I'm not really sure if she and her henchmen are still alive.

Jin and Yin = Love their dumbasses but I will never forgive them for making Mk and Mei straight in their debut episode. Pretty sure they don't care about gender and romance.

Ne Zha = Petal boy. He's so serious, sir take a break. I think he's Aro? I don't know, he gives off the vibes.

Bai He = Apperantly, this is the LBD's host's name. Good god, she's younger than I thought, I thought she's the same age as Mk. She needs so much therapy and hugs. And Also Macaque being her dad. I want to say that she's questioning her gender and sexuality since she's a kid and all.

Lady Bone Demon = Means well but wrong way to do it. Every time I see her I keep thinking; Mk's mom, and I hate it. Bisexual.

[magician-kitty]

The Little Girl

"MK! You're late, again!" Pigsy's shouting was the first thing MK hears when she enters the restaurant. MK groans, even though it was late she'd managed to deliver her items and now just wants to go on her break.

"I just had to do a double shift at the shop," Pigsy growled at the girl, getting up all in her face. "And you show up late, Again!"

She glanced around trying to come up with an excuse. "Uhh...I was busy doing hero stuff?" She grinned nervously.

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"NOODLE GIRL!" came the shout from the redheaded demon. "Step out from your dingy vehicle and battle me!"

Ugh, him again. Why can't he leave her alone already.

"I've got noodles that need to be delivered here. Can't you wait you're turn like all the other demon boys~?" She asked in a joking manner hoping that he'd leave her be.

Red Son appeared confused at her response. "No, it cannot! Not when I— Wait, others!? There are others?!"

Okay, so apparently he doesn't know sarcasm that well.

"For the love of—alright fine!" MK cut the demon off as she steps out of her Tuk-Tuk and summoned her staff. "But you're asking for it."

"Get her!

Red Son sent his army after MK. She dodges the swing of his bull clones, swerving behind it to jab her staff through its back. With a grunt, she rips out its circuitry and it falls to the ground.

It took less than 15 seconds for her to break the rest of the robotic clones.

MK panted in exhaustion, wiping the sweat off her face. "Had enough yet?" Her eyes widen when Red Son landed ahead of her, chuckling and grinning menacingly.

"Never..." Then, with a flash, he furiously attacks her with a barrage of punches and kicks which she luckily managed to blocked them.

"Red, come on, What? You're not still mad about what happened with the Weather Station are you?"

Red Son scowled at her, "It was such a good plan too! And you just had to ruin it with your dumb staff and...slightly beautiful face." He muttered the last parts quietly.

"Well I-" MK felt her face flushed at his response. The brunette looked straight at Red Son, her chocolate eyes lit up. "Wait. You really think I'm beautiful?"

Red Son stands there, trying to process what he just said, his face upgraded to a bright red and his hair fully aflame. "WHAT!? D-DON'T BE ABSURD!" He flailed his arms around. "As If I, Red Son would find  someone as the likes of you, gorgeous!!"

MK giggled, her face getting more red. "So I'm 'gorgeous' now, huh?" She cooed, batting her eyes at him.

"AURG!" With an angry yell, Red Son teleported away, along with his discarded army of clones. MK hummed in amusement before sauntered off back to her tuk tuk, and drove back on the street back to work. Hopefully she wouldn't have to deal with Red Son for a while.

But she was unaware of that pairs of eyes were watching her leave from afar.

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"Is that right?" Pigsy raised a brow, eyes narrowing. "Then try explaining that to this poor kid there." He pointed to the seat behind him.

"Huh?" She looked over his shoulder to see a little girl sitting at the counter eating a bowl of noodles. The little girl has shoulder-length black hair, a scar on her right cheek and bangs. She is noticeably shorter than MK.

The girl wears a beige long-sleeved jacket over a black shirt, with a pink skirt and black leggings, and white shoes with little black cats on the side. She wears a pink hairband.

"Oh, hello there!" She greeted the kid, sitting down next to her. "What can I do for you?"

The little girl finished her noodles, looked up towards MK, a bright smile on her face. "Hello! You must be MK, The Monkie Kid, right? I'm Bai-He. I've been dying to meet you."

MK gasped, "How did you..." She was about to ask and the little girl, known as "Bai-He" chuckled.

"Everyone knows about The Monkie Kid. How you defeated The Demon Bull King, it was the most amazing thing ever!" Bai he grinned excitedly, eyes sparkling.

MK got all teary eyed, She couldn't believe she had a fan already, and here she is wanting to meet her.

She's happy, way too happy.

"Awww! Thank you! If you like, I can tell you everything." MK said, bouncing in her seat excitedly.

"Really!" Bai he asked, bouncing in her seat too.

"Yeah! Let me tell you something, DBK didn't stand a chance against me, at first he had me over the ropes and I was able to..."

Pigsy sighed, shaking his head as MK rambled on with her story. "Great, Just what she needs, a bigger ego." He muttered, went back to making noodles.

Bai-He cleared her throat, fiddling with her fingers. "Um, if I may. Would it be okay if we were to...hang out? If that's okay." She asked.

MK gasped with sparkling eyes before nodding her head excitedly.

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Soon they were at an arcade. MK laughed has she pulled out her phone and she and the kid took a selfie. "Anti-Gravity Arcade!"

"Alright!" MK laughed has she and Bai-He had fun floating around and playing arcade games.

"It's so fluffy!" Bai-He hugged the plush toy MK had won for her. Next, they visited Sandy's boathouse and drank tea and played with the cats.

Then Mo jumps into her arms and mewled. "Aw, kitty!" She cooed, nuzzling Mo.

Next on the list was...

"Noodle Girl!!"

Red Son materialized from a puff of smoke and fire, grinning evilly. "Finally! I will have you this time!"

"Who's the whiny guy?" Bai He asked, confused by the red guy wanting to fight MK.

MK sighed, "He's just one of the demons I fight."  said, her voice having a slight hint of irritation.

"Hey! Why don't you just leave her alone!" Bai He yelled, marching over to the demon, ignoring MK's protest.

"Child, Id move if I were you..." Red Son threatens, hoping the little mortal would back away.

"Oh yeah, dunderhead, why don't you make me.." Bai-He grinned, which made the fire user mad.

"Why you little-Aaaahh!!" She raised her leg up kicking him between his legs.

"Ooh!" MK winced as the demon fell over, crying and holding his lower regions. Bai-He huffed and flipped her hair.

Wow, the kid's got some moves.

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After spending the entire day together, Bai-He noticed It was starting to get late. "Do you need a ride home? I'd be happy too." MK offered.

"No that's okay, I know my way home, it Ms Monkie Kid." Bai he smiled, shaking her hand. MK chuckled, rubbing her head awkwardly.

"Aww, you can just call me 'MK' kid." MK ruffled her hair playfully, making her laugh.

"Bye then, MK!" Bai He waved before taking her leave. Once she looked back to see MK was gone, slipped into an alleyway, checked to see the close was clear.

"That was easier than I thought." Bai-He opened her hand to reveal locks of MK's hair. She had managed to pick son of her hair the entire time they spent together.

"All I need is to make some alterations and Bàba's gonna be so proud." The little girl grinned, a portal opened beneath her feet and she sunk in.

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Later that day, MK was cleaning up around the shop, mopping the floor. She's humming and tapping her foot into the beat while spinning the mop around, using it as a microphone.

I'm on it

I got it

I can do anything

What you need

Got your back

Just say the word I'm there

If you find your world is caving in

You can bet your gonna need a friend

Someone to take those fears Away

Away

Awaayy!

Say the-

"Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

She was cut off by someone screaming outside, confused, MK runs out the shop to see everyone running away. "What? What the heck is going on?" She questioned, she suddenly felt a huge gust of wind behind her. She turned around around to see...

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A giant Clone Monster....Of herself?

"What the fuu...." She shrieked and dodged a giant fist, she made a ran for it. She glared angrily at the viewers.

"What? Don't look at me like that! I didn't make any clones today! I got rid of them last episode!"

She pulled out her staff and jumped towards the creature, but it wrapped one of its tentacle-like things around her. "Eek! Eww gross" she struggled to get free from it's tough grip on her.

"Dammit! Can this get any worse?" She asked herself.

"Hey! Leave her alone." A female voice shouted, MK looked down to see the same little girl she met earlier. "What the? Bai He?" She said in disbelief.

What the heck was she doing here?

"Quick Bai-He, get outta here! It's dangerous!" She grunts, trying to break free. She shook her head, standing her ground.

"And leave you to clean up my mess, No way," She closed her eyes, and when she opens them suddenly glowed purple, She summoned a staff that looks just like Monkey King's but it has spikes on both ends and it was a light purple.

"What the?" MK stared in disbelief, she couldn't believe what she was seeing. Did that kid just summon a weapon like she does?

The creature was about to attack until Bai-He uses the staff to attack the monster, slicing off one of it's tentacles releasing MK.

MK yelped as she fell but quickly landed on her feet. Bai He rushed to her side. "Are you okay?" She asked.

"I'm fine kid," She dusted herself off, crossed her arms. "Now tell me what the heck is going on? Who are you?" Before she could answer, The clone monster let out a ferocious roar.

"Look, We can talk later, we need to run!" Bai He grabbed MK's hand and they both run for it. They ran back into the shop, sealed it shut.

"Okay we should be safe in here." Bai He said, looking out the window, not noticing that MK was looming over her.

"Good, care to explain yourself kid?" MK demanded, crossing her arms, tapping her foot. "How do you know that creature? How can you summon a weapon like that? What the heck is going on?!"

"Enough! I'll tell you, okay!" Bai He exclaimed, covering her mouth to silence the brunette. She sighed and sat on one of the stools. "It's my fault, i was just trying to prove myself and, it just got of control." She lowered her head as her eyes shadowed.

"What are you talking about?" MK asked her.

"Well, Meeting you wasn't really a coincidence. I knew I'd find you here at this noodle shop, I was dying to meet you—Buuut, it was also to steal your hair DNA." She said, rubbing her arm awkwardly.

"And to think I settled this crap already."

Bai He looked up at her confused. "Huh?" MK quickly corrected herself for swearing in front of her. "Uh, nothing, please continue." She cleared her throat.

And so the little girl continued her story.

"So anyway, after I took your hair sample, I attempted to use the power you had gained from the Monkey King to create a clone. Something to impress my...Bába. But, I dunno what happened. Something went terribly wrong with the spell, a-and the next thing I knew the clone grew and grew and—!" She sobbed, burying her face in her hands.

"Hey, calm down, I'm sure everything will-" MK tried to calm her down but was cut off.

"I swear I didn't mean for any of this to happen, I-I was just trying to show that I could be, you know good enough. A-And that that maybe-"

MK immediately pulled the kid close to her side and shook her head, "Kiddo, Stop. It's okay, I get it. You wanted to prove to them that you were good enough," MK said, rubbing her back in a soothing manner. "And that you're good enough to live up to their expectations, but..in the end, you're just you." She muttered, a frown on her face.

Bai He stared up at the delivery girl, blinking her tears away. "You know how I feel?" She asked, confused that she understood how she's feeling.

MK nodded. "Oh yeah, totally. If I'm being honest this whole "Monkie Kid" bit is all still new to me. Every demon is constantly after me, trying to take my powers and my life." She shuddered. MK stepped then placed her hand on Bai He's shoulder before speaking, "But Hey, your heart was the right place. Besides everyone makes mistakes, the important thing is learning from them." Bai He smiles at her, but that turns to a frown at she spoke next, "But we still need to fix your mess."

Somehow, in a strange way MK understood her pain, that they were the same. She wanted to live up to be the Successor for Monkey King and this kid the same.

"C'mon, I'll help you. I promise." MK said smiling, holding her hand out.

Bai He sniffed, wiping away her tears. "Thank you..." She took her hand, smiling bashfully.

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"Hey, giant version of me!"

The giant monster stopped it's rampaging, turning around to see MK and Bai He standing on the roof of the noodle shop, both their weapons ready.

"So how do you make a clone vanish exactly?"

We can make it dissolve but we need to hit it with everything we can throw at it, think you can handle that?"

Bai He nodded, looking confident as she gripped her staff in her hands. "Yes, ma'am!"

The clone monster then began dashing at the pair, but the duo met it halfway. Both jumped back, then started hitting damage the clone, hoping that would weaken.

"Here...Comes...Monkie Kid!/Girl!

MK and Bai He shouted in unison, they charged towards the monster, destroying it causing a huge explosion, which MK ran over and managed to cover the kids from the debris.

When it cleared, MK stepped back and looked to see that it was gone. "Heh, we did it Bai He—" She stopped, looked around to see the little raven haired girl was nowhere in sight.

"Bai-He? Where'd you go?" She looked around, worried that she was hurt in impact. All of a sudden a piece of paper flew in her face. "Hey! What the?" She snatched it out of her face, taking a look at it.

Thank you for helping me, Next time I'll think twice before tricking you and to clone something again. Hope we can still hang out again.

Signed, Bai He.

P.S: I think "The Monkie Princess" Suits you better than 'Monkie Kid'

MK sighed, dusting herself off. She had the strangest feeling that she would see her again, sooner than later. She turned to the viewers.

"Oh well, at least everything's back to normal!"

"MK! What the hell happened to my shop!!" Pigsy's voice shouted, MK flinched groaning.

"Aw man...."

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Meanwhile, Bai-He was sitting at the park bench, Bai He hung her head sighing in relief. "Sigh...Glad that's all taken care of.."

"Oh, I wouldn't count on that, sweetheart..." The little girl froze at the dark eerie voice, a they looked down and shadow looming over her.

"Eek!" Bai-He shrieked, the look of fear on her face.

"And just where have you been all day, Hmm?" The Monkey King asked, crossing his arms.

"Um, Well I was here in the park, having fun?" Bai He grinned nervously, hoping he'd by the excuse. "Yep! Totally! Here the whole time!"

However, he wasn't buying her little lie. The great sage frowned, narrowing his golden eyes. "You are so grounded, young lady."

"Aw man..." She slumped in defeat.

"And don't think I'll tell your Dad about this when he comes home." Wukong said as he pulls the child up on his cloud and soars away.

"Noooooo!"