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chubbymuffinclub · 8 months

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thighsandlows

I’m a girl who likes to eat what she wants and not feel bad about it. For years I wasted money and energy counting calories, juicing, refusing carbs, you name it. Where did it get me? Nowhere, often disappointed with failure.

Sure that means I weigh more but I genuinely enjoy my life. Treats like this make me happy. They help me cope with stress. We all pick what type of life we want to live. Mine just happens to be the kind that doesn’t follow society’s version of normal. 🍦

#anti diet #ice cream #fat babe #eat dessert first #plus size #fat liberation #bopo

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gramarobin · 2 years

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#it's ok #eat dessert first #make mistakes #take your time #take a break

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saint-ambrosef · 8 months

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saying "it is not necessary to have sweets every day" should not be seen as controversial, but i have had people go for my throat for that take. its literally unthinkable apparently not to have a sweet treat on the daily (or multiple times per day).

i'm not saying "sugar bad" or anything, it's good to enjoy a little dessert every now and then. but i think a lot of Americans are so used to having a diet high in sugary foods, and it's so normalized and what so many people grew up with, that me saying "your kids don't need to have dessert every day" is accused of toxic diet culture mindset and depriving children of joy.

and the thing is, our sweets are really sweet. you don't notice it when you grew up with it, it just seems normal. but if you travel elsewhere or go on a low-sugar diet, suddenly our ice cream and cookies and donuts seem un-appetizingly overly sweet.

anyways i'm not saying don't give your kids dessert, but i think a lot of Americans underestimate how addicted they are to sweets. if the mere suggestion to limit the intake to once or twice a week gives you a knee-jerk reaction of fear/horror/disgust, "i could never! i earned this!", there is a problem.

#occasional treats are good!! not saying no sugar ever or whatever but it is WEIRD how adamant Americans are about needing #to have a sugar fix every day #listen to me *grabs your face* you dont NEED it and you should not feel like you NEED it. thats called sugar addiction.#i promise that if you lay off the desserts/sugary snacks/etc and regulate them to just a few times per week #your palette will adjust and you will not crave it every day #also btw sometimes craving sugary foods is your body's way of telling you than it just needs more calories so like. eat some more food.#this was inspired by that tumblr post that was like 'i let my daughter eat dessert first if she wants because i dont want her to develop #an unhealthy relationship with food' like HUH???? learning basic discipline with foods is kind of a necessary human skill tho??

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kah-way-loh · 1 year

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Everyone jokes about Americans using everything except the metric system to measure things. Anyway a Furby Baby is as tall as two Snowball marshmallow cakes

Amyl acetate (AH-mill as-eh-tate) is a chemical compound used as a flavoring agent in candy, notably bubblegum! I thought it was a cool name for a Crystal Furby Baby

[Image description: Amyl Acetate is a pink Crystal Furby Baby with multicolor tinsel in her fur. She is wearing a beaded necklace spelling her name. Next to her is a pack of two pink marshmallow cakes under the branding of Mrs. Freshley's, which is leaning against a metal stand as a height comparison. End ID.]

#tj taulks #furby #furby fandom #furby community #furblr #allfurby #safefurby #f: amyl acetate #food #< for blacklist #i salvaged the eyelashes from another furby baby! it's not a perfect attempt but it's the best i could do #when i say she's as tall as two snowball cakes i am not including the wrapper in the height #a regular customer keeps buying me dessert cakes and i don't have the heart to refuse them even though i don't eat them often #most of the time i just give them to mom after work since she likes them #also yes. that first paragraph was intentionally written like that. i thought it was funny

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dragonanon · 4 months

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I’ve been into skin care lately, and I am having just the SOFTEST thoughts lately about indulging in some self care with Caine. 😩 Like he’s an AI so he’s probably never taken a bath or applied body butter before, and I just want to sit and relax in a hot bath with him whilst enjoying the scent of a LUSH bath bomb, eating some snacks, and watching Forensic Files.

#ideally the bath bomb smells like a sweet dessert #and we wash ourselves with LUSH Posh Chocolate body wash and moisturize the turmeric latte massage bar #then finish it off with let the good times roll body spray so we both smell like a cake #caine is mildly skeptical of all this at first but actually ends up really enjoying it #even though you had to tell him not to eat any of the products lol #he’s eager to have another bath/spa night in the future #bubble on the other hand is banned from the bathroom because he ate your soap lol #tadc #tadc caine #caine x reader #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine x reader

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laurapetrie · 1 year

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Godiva Six-Piece Truffle Flight

#we just received a first edition of mein kampf at work and SOMEHOW it has fallen to me to sell it #reader i am unkampf #it's sitting on my dining room table and i went downstairs today to take notes on the condition #and i was eating cookie dough from whole foods the whole time and i was like oh what a shame if this was to be ruined #*pops more cookie dough*#it's a great comfort to me that he spent the weekend in the home of a jew though #a good joke #just desserts

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snepfeathers · 6 days

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sliced turkey + kewpie mayo + dill pickle + a lil pepper is. heavenly tbh

#it's that time of night where I start eating deli meat in front of the open fridge door like an animal #storm speaking #if my to-do list were a hair shorter I'd probably doodle Zeph being a gremlin like this but alas #I need to put my drawing energy into getting these comms out of the way. I feel bad if I don't get client stuff done first #something something it feels like eating dessert before dinner. idk

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sailor-aviator · 11 months

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Made something for y'all 💛

#dhtn #don't hang'em til noon #i understand y'all wanna see them together #but you gotta have CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FIRST #EAT YOUR VEGETABLES THEN YOU CAN HAVE DESSERT OKAY??

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hydrangeyes · 11 months

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"Hey, what do you want for Christmas"

"Mm I don't know, surprise me."

"I bout you a hamster last time and you cried. Just tell me what you want."

"Mm good point"

#it was a sad christmas- he accidentally startled the pour thing when he was allowed to eat dessert first #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojo x male reader #x gn reader #not female reader just to clarify i dont write specifically female reader things #x male reader #trying to fill a self satisfaction quota

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supercantaloupe · 5 months

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tiramisu can be breakfast. if you believe

#sasha speaks #i didn't get to eat breakfast before leaving for work this morning. got in and there was a plate of desserts in the office fridge #leftover from the event last night #one (1) piece of tiramisu left among the cheesecake slices #also a single chocolate cake slice which would have been my backup #i do not like coffee as a beverage but i do enjoy a tiramisu #my first trip to italy showed me the light...#anyway it's got like. eggs and cheese and coffee in it. so that's basically breakfast right

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llatimeria · 7 months

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The most important invention of the 2020s so far is chocolate-dipped fruits that you can just buy in bags in the freezer aisle of many groceries. please for the love of god keep this up

#I think it's new anyway #Chocolate strawberries have been one of my top 5 favorite desserts since I could eat solid food and I'm not exagerrating #So I think if this was sold earlier in my life. I would have So gotten on that #but i'd never seen it until like. last year. when my life was changed forever #It also enlightened me to the idea of just . eating normal frozen berries sans chocolate #Which is honestly fucking great because they're just as nutritious as fresh fruit And really good snacks #And I don't have to rinse or cut them first. the nice freezer people did that for me #and i can have them out of season :)#Frozen strawberries sweet cherries and blueberries are all like. god tier #i didn't like the sour cherries :(

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housekeepinginfo · 1 month

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whimsicmimic · 4 months

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i have (technically) officially graduated. i am a man with a degree.

#at long last i have a paper that says im allowed to tell other white people that what theyre saying is racist god fucking bless #technically ive also got a summer class + i gotta fistfight administration on monday too but hey! i have Technically officially graduated #did not attend ceremony instead went out to a restaurant and ate my body weight in pasta + dessert #the real ceremony will be when i recieve my degree so that i can Eat It #but first. we must fight administration. because administration has to make everything a fucking nightmare #WAHOOOOOOOOOO THO

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cake-bread · 1 year

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What are you and Coda’s fondest memories/experiences with each other? I’m curious if it is the same for the both of you :3

There are many. Meeting for the first time, second, him coming over when he needed help, living together are quite close but I think the one I hold most dearly is him asking me for a feedback on a game he was in the middle of making.

Coda's answer:

The week when I got to stay over. The first made together dinner.

Those were very amazing, too. We share way too many good memories to choose from.

#davey's thoughts #Coda's thoughts #Ask #Thatstarboi #I just heated then spaghetti I made the previous day. I decided also that since he came over - I'd make some dessert.#'Make' maybe is a bit too much - I just scooped some ice creams and put whipped cream on top. He liked it though.#For a while when we could eat together I kept making that for him.#He kept adding raisins.#At first I didn't since I liked how he put them in.#After a while - 9 raisins for a bowl it was.#For the dinner we made together - we failed miserably. Coda burnt by favourite pot. But it was okay.#I think we ordered pizza later.

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gothsuguru · 2 months

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turning my spring gojo fic into a summer one… giggles

#just had the most summery dessert known to mankind (a raspberry & lemon swiss roll cake)#first time eating it and my first thought was ‘this is what summer tastes like’ and ‘satoru would LOVE this’#personal

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emometalhead · 4 months

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#having a day full of mixed feelings #I suppose this is how life goes #I'm officially done with my Bachelor's degree as of today #obviously I'm proud of myself for the accomplishment and I was excited to be celebrated today #it was a long and difficult road and there were many times where I didn't think I'd live to see it through but I made it #I'm the first person in my family to get this degree and I was really looking forward to having today be my day #I had a really lovely morning and then things kind of waned #there were a few arguments. someone I spent the day with repeatedly made negative comments about something I care about #it felt awful. I know it was intended as more of a playful jab than anything but I directly asked for the comments to stop and they didn't #it especially hurt that it was a fandom thing and the person is so invested in their own fandoms yet they felt it fair to step on mine #even though I've never done that to them #then people kept talking over me and acted like I was wrong for trying to interject to finish my own sentences #also as I said in the last post I was deeply upset by how my family members spoke of my 12 year old cousin #she's just a kid and some of our close family members have such a nasty opinion of her. she's so young and she's had a rough few years #but it seems like no one except my brother and I are willing to give her any grace #I think everyone else has forgotten what it feels like to be a kid and feel as if the world is against you #on a more positive note. I had a decadent slice of chocolate cake. it was heavenly #unfortunately I was really too in my head to fully enjoy it #literally every day for 3 weeks I've been talking about the lunch I planned to have today #I knew exactly what meal and dessert I wanted from the restaurant. it's my absolute fave and isn't available at any other local restaurant #I was totally starving by time we got to the restaurant. we were out all morning and I ate a tiny breakfast in anticipation of this meal #when we got there we found out they removed what I planned to order from the menu. I was devastated.#I know it's stupid but like this was the one part of my day that I've had planned for MONTHS and I've been thinking about it for weeks #we had a 40 minute car ride where I mentioned my excitement for the food no less than 10 times so this crushed me #also I'm just really picky in general and typically restaurants only have one or two things I'm able to eat #I offered to just eat the dessert while everyone else ordered food because they were all really hungry too but they wouldn't allow it #we left the restaurant and I still feel horrible for walking out. if I had known the item was removed we wouldn't have even gone there #it happened so recently though and I feel dumb for not even thinking to check the menu online beforehand #so we went to another restaurant and I barely ate anything and now I have no appetite for dinner and I feel bad for ruining the afternoon #even though it's my day and my celebration and I feel like I'm entitled to a slight amount of unreasonableness

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