#eat shit CN

[marblescorner]

Just 2 dudes chilling

[pommancy]

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

BDG voice: I swear I’m not using hot sauce as a catch-all, but it does work as a catch-all.

[plsleafmelon]

ah and now im accidentally back as a translator for a manhua

[celamoon]

inspired by Addy's post of her fav alkaid moments here's an extensive list of cael fun facts I stole from Douyin and noted from his card tales bc I am down horrendous for this man I should be euthanized

takes super good care of his hair (says he like takes care (raises) it in chinese)

his hair is supposedly white??

knows how to bartend but never told MC bc he didn’t want her to drink

his speciality is western food (European) but also knows some Asian foods (mooncakes etc.)

dumbass has no concept of money he prefers bartering

STARTED LIKING MC DURING FATHERS DAY????? (JAIL)

started dating on 5/20

he assigns all of MC’s friends a number (confirmed in his wedding card)

his birthday isn’t his birthday it’s simply the day he first met MC

he curses people but calls them a “pest” at most

likes touching fish?? 摸鱼 he likes fish ig (I think it's go fishing) (jk not fishing he likes slacking off)

he has a favorite writer 博尔赫斯 (Borges)

hates socialization but puts through with that shit for MC

likes eating things lighter on the palate

likes cold drinks (leaves them half-drunk if he doesn’t like it)

doesn’t like fried foods

doesn’t like grilled veggies (?)

doesn’t answer calls at night (he sleeps early)

INFJ personality type on the cn wiki, INTJ according to global

he likes chinese new years the best out of all the holidays

horseriding, dancing, ski r all part of his skills

modeled for a newspaper

he only wears earrings on earth he doesn’t wear them while on duty

he changes the single bed in the RV to a double after he starts dating MC

has a fucking HUGE collection of earrings

mc doesn’t listen to him as much since she’s older but he still likes her the same

doesn’t like his hair being played with (but MC gets a pass)

he’s actually pathetically down bad when he starts dating MC (mc calls him and bro goes “you want to hear me talk? Ofc baby”

HE GETS JEALOUS EASILY. SO EASILY. Someone was trying to get him to tell MC his feelings and Cael summed up a 5 minute confession into two sentences lol

Also REALLY likes hugging MC

He remembers nothing abt his past or birth as a result of (spoilers)

can’t sing but will sing a lullaby for MC (against his will)

doesn’t do well with spice

his eating slows if he doesn’t like a certain dish

picks support when playing game so he can help mc out more

likes not super sweet desserts

really fucking good at dance but hates exercise

likes ice cream

bungee is a punishment to him

likes playing in the water with Mc

[enden-k]

random question! wich va is your favourite for Alhaitham and Kaveh in game? :D

-🍉

tbh im a big cn dub enjoyer in general bc i just genuinely hate paimon. im sorry. i srsly cant take her voice, pls give me a volume slider

anw i love hthms cn voice (yang chaoran) sm. cn haitham is so soft spoken and low and calm and nice to listen to, it makes it even more hilarious when he deadpans. he also sounds very logical, its so so fitting for his character.

but i also rlly love nazeeh and bens voices so its actually both equally good to me (cn and english kvh and hthm). i just love the lecturing tone in nazeehs haitham and the way he drags out kavehs name. also i swear, all the shit he says but the way he said "whatever do you mean?" all fake innocent when you approached him before the final cutscene in the sumeru event is forever stuck with me, i love it sm, im OBSESSED with it, im.....gonna....eat haitham fr.....some day......loml.....

anw i also absolutely love how dramatic bens kaveh sounds akjbck.

i think some ppl just confuse haitham as arrogant or condescending bc of the way nazeeh voices him/emphasizes words that it ends up sounding condescending in the end (which speaks against haithams character since he doesnt look down on others) - compared to other languages he sounds like a cute little shit <3

so yea, if that was the question i love both english and chinese VAs. they do such an excellent job

[ad-hawkeye]

i'm compiling moments to showcase my favorite trait of alkaid's - being a menace (affectionate)

this whole entire phone call

affinity conversation 18. in its whole.

from the end of his white day story.

his love day sr if you choose to have mc take the scenic photos instead of the ones of her and alkaid.

the white day huggy bear origins

alkaid's awakening route. lower on the menace scale, but still a wildly random and hilarious observation to make.

private vacation event. not pictured: alkaid's shit eating grin during this whole entire conversation.

private vacation event...2! involving sand painting.

and finally, this involves cn art spoilers for alkaid's third birthday event, but...

Bubble Popping Menace. also in the pv his chibi has this silly little laugh after he does it. attacking him.

[natsmagi]

I hate to be rude but do you know how to draw body fat or are you just gonna make tsumugi a stick with boobs over and over

THE "I HATE TO BE RUDE" AHAKGSQKG3KWHQJSUANSHDNGN PLEAAAAASEE ANON DONT LIE TO URSELF U KNOW DAMN WELL THIS WAS WRITTEN WITH CONDESCENDING INTENT LMAO but to answer ur question; yea i do! admittedly im not the best at it as i lack experience (i dont draw nudity very often so the opportunity barely arises) but i do have a general understanding of how its meant to look and yes i will continue drawing tsumugi as a stick with big boobs over and over! because this is the body type i headcanon her with and i think it suits her. i know boob sizes arent that deep, but a figure like hers carries a more "motherly" vibe to it (theres a reason we say "mommy milkers" n shit after all) plus it adds to her "hot klutz anime gf" energy. theres a Reason this portrayal is so common in the broad enstars community (including JP/KR/CN/etc artists too). when coming up with femstars portrayals my priority is not in giving you representation (that was never even there to begin with); it is to try and translate what made the character good in the original and keep that energy in this new version. now, sometimes adding a larger bit of diversity DOES help translate over the characters energy, and its a win-win for all! it just simply is not how i picture tsumugi in my head (but this does not mean i eat up those different portrayals of her any less!!! i think its super fun to see and she will always be absolutely gorgeous!!!!). if you disagree with my headcanon of her you quite literally do not need to consume my art. no one is forcing you to look at what i make. Pick up a pen and draw the tsumugi of your dreams yourself

and before anyone brings it up: yes!! skinny ppl can have big busts!!!! crazy, isnt it?? ud never expect it from the way yall discuss it! boob sizes are determined partially by fat, yes, but also genetics and if uve undergone pregnancy (the mommy milkers.....) so its INCREDIBLY weird to see people constantly talking about how those of us who draw tsumugi like this "dont know how women look" when yall dont even research the shit you spew. the reason "big boobs skinny waists" is something we've been fighting against in media portrayals is because there was a time where that was ALL THE PORTRAYAL OF WOMEN WE'D GET. THAT IS UNREALISTIC. women come in ALL shapes and sizes, and to dictate what women Can or Can't look like is fucking misogynistic and i cant believe you people dont realize this. i cant believe you dont realize the harm in what you say. alot of skinny people with big busts end up getting breast reduction surgery because 1. those mfs are heavy and 2. everyone sexualizes them!!!!!!! their bodies are viewed purely as something pornographic!!!!!! and no one wants that!!!!!!!! which shit like THIS (something being wrong with having big boobs) perpetuates. often times they hide their busts by wearing baggy clothes, which hides their figure and they end up looking a few sizes bigger just to avoid being viewed as an object. its sad!!!!! and now theres a new wave of people BODYSHAMING THEM??????? and for what??? because men think big boobs are hot???? why can women only exist in contrast to men???? why must women always think about how men will react to how they look or behave?????? why cant women of all body types just EXIST. why must there ALWAYS be someone we punch down at???? bodyshaming isnt suddenly cool just because youre shaming something men get off to

so, i have a question for you too! genuinely, what is wrong with drawing tsumugi like this? what is the harm? theres like 6 characters out of the 49 in enstars that i hc with big busts, so its not like im reducing women to this body type, and its queer people and women who are my target demographic. so whats wrong with it? im genuinely curious

[valkyrayn]

CN SERVER SPOILER

YELLING SCREAMING THROBBING FUCK excuse me while I unleash all the horny here before I scare off the people on twitter

i can’t believe we got injured and bleeding ljh. and on top of it being angst IT’S ALSO SEXY. the tension holy shit i’m eating it all tf up

mind going crazy rn i really wanna know how he got here. like who hurt him. and those legs are definitely rosa’s and this has to be some kind of roleplay probably to fool the bad guys

but god the way she pushes against his chest with her heel. the way his heart rate went up. the way he’s SMIRKING. he’s enjoying this a bit too much—it’s probably even turning him on (somebody said there’s a reason why his arms are covering his crotch lmfaojdjs)

mind is now full of him being submissive. kneeling for his queen. putting his life (his pleasure) in her hands. her body is his place of worship—

brb while i run laps around my house to get this out of my system. absolutely insane i am feral unhinged and all of the above yes

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

I just read chapter 14 of CN when I came to a realization, Ajax is Kirby. He looks cute and soft, he is cheerful, impulsive and cares about his loved ones. There are also times when he loses the shit out of him and he's ready to fight god and then eat him when he's done.

your brain is so huge and you are so right

[im-gonna-squeet]

Donnie burnout fic

Donnie is exhausted and finds themself unable to do the tings they normally can, and knows one person that can always help.

ao3

Donnie was having a bad day. A bad week– a bad month, even.

None of their projects were going right, their joints were acting up, they couldn't sleep properly, they'd gotten injured on what should've been a fairly easy mission, and now, they hardly had the energy to eat or talk.

It wasn't fair. They could usually work for days or weeks uninterrupted — with the exception of sleep and snack breaks, of course, their siblings wouldn't let them neglect themself like that, and they could never turn down Angelo's cooking — and be fine. They could make anything he wanted. So what was different this time?

What had changed?

Why couldn't they do this?

What was wrong with them? And how could they fix it?

Donnie didn't like change, which made such a drastic pivot in their ability all the more distressing (which, in turn, made them feel worse, feeding the cycle like an ouroboros).

Logically, they knew that rest would be the best thing, and they honestly wanted nothing more than a nap, but they couldn't when they were this stressed because they had so much to do. And none of it was going to get done. Because their stupid brain couldn't just function correctly!

There wasn't even that much to do. They ENJOYED doing these things! What was the point if they couldn't even do the one thing they were good for!?

They slammed their newest failure on the desk, breathing hard.

"shit." They winced and rubbed at their watery eyes under their glasses. Closing their eyes, they tried to even out their breathing, snapping them out of that all too familiar spiral.

This wouldn't help. It would only make it worse. They needed to not be alone right now. So they grabbed their phone and texted the first person they thought of.

ctrl + c

Don-Bon: Cn i cme sit w u?

Don-Bon: yes pls, ly

Nardo: yea im in my room

need a portal?

Nardo: ly2

Moments after that last text was sent, a small, vibrant blue portal opened up right in front of them.

They reflexively lowered their third eyelid to shield themself from the brightness.

Once they stepped through, they saw Leo sitting at the corner of his bed, leaning against the wall with one knee to his chest, controller in hand.

Donnie said nothing as they flopped next to their twin, leaning against him with their legs folded over Leon's, softly butting his head with their own.

Returning the headbutt, Leo reached down and pulled a weighted blanket out from beside his bed, wrapping it around his twin. "You okay, hermana?" he asked, not removing his arm and resting his head on top of Donnie's.

Donnie relaxed, glad to have their twin as company. They hesitated slightly before shaking their head, manifesting a small teleprompter screen in front of them. ‘bad. cant talk rn’, it read.

“ok, that's alright, I'm just gonna finish this game and then we can watch something, yea?” Leo rubbed their arm before removing it to continue gaming.

Donnie nodded, slumping further into Leo's side as they watched him play.

~~~~

After Leo finished his game, the twins wordlessly agreed on watching The Great British Baking Show, calm but still fun. Leo grabbed his laptop with one arm, wrapping the other around Donnie before shimmying them both into a lying position.

From there they shuffled around a little, finding the optimal snuggling position, then positioned the laptop at a comfortable angle for both of them.

"This ok?" Leo asked.

Donnie nodded.

After a few minutes, Leo spoke up again, "wanna talk about it?", he ventured.

Donnie took a breath, fiddling with their hands as they deliberated on how to word it.

The teleprompter re-appeared. 'it feels like nothings going right recently. And logically I KNOW that it's not my fault, but I can't help but blame myself, y’know? Im supposed to be the genius, the one that fixes everything. If I can't do that then what CAN I do?'

Leo took a moment to process the message, absentmindedly running his hands over Donnie’s neck and shell in soothing motions. "Tello I know you find this difficult to believe, but you are absurdly intelligent and so good at so many things, i mean you created ACTUAL, SENTIENT AI and are raising him better than our dad raised us, you're incredible in so many ways but you're working yourself too hard, you're burning the candle at both ends and it's unsustainable. Burnouts like these are going to happen when you do this to yourself.”

And Donnie knew these things, of course they did, but it was really really nice to hear it from someone else, especially someone they cared about so much. 'I know and I want to stop but I don't really know how? like i've been doing this for so long i don't know what else to do'

Reading this, Leo leaned over and kissed Donnie on the head, staying in that position whilst he talked, "im proud of you, Dee, we're all so, so proud of you, and we'll help you figure it out. All of us."

At this Donnie felt the prickling of tears in their eyes as their vision blurred. They didn't try to stop a quiet sob from escaping them, 'I love you'

"Aww, Dee, I love you too" Leo wrapped both of his arms around them, holding them close. They stayed like that for a while, Donnie quietly crying his frustrations into Leo's chest as he softly told them how loved and cherished and valued Donnie is to everyone they know.

And after a while, Donnie calmed, and Leo asked a question he already knew the answer to, "Do you wanna invite Apes over for a movie night tomorrow?"

Donnie nodded, already thinking about what movies to watch and meticulously going over every detail.

"Good, but for now, how about we watch some idiots bake and you can tell me exactly what they're doing wrong?". Donnie grinned, wiping the stray tears from their face as they prepared to make Leo regret ever suggesting that.

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[undead-merman]

Day Eighteen: The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

Beta read by @quietmageuietmage on but we both don't know internet lingo, so we used a translator.

Contains Kylar stalking, terrible internet slang, sexting, and masturbation

Ding!

The noise never failed to startle you, ever since you got a cell phone the ring always scared the shit out of you. Tonight though, that sound sent a flood of arousal right through you. Kylar made sure he was your first contact and message. He was insistent on it. You felt bad for everyone else who fought to be in your contacts, but the poor lad didn’t have anyone in his. So right at the top, you saved his name with a little heart.

Now, you're face to face with that heart and a little message.

I miss u ur hom ryt? I cn ’t w8 nmore

You reply as you settle down onto your bed and unfastening your pants with a shuffle of your hips.

Ur alone ryt? In ur bed?

Yes yes YES! You're sure he can feel your desperation with your message. A damn shame you couldn’t call, but with walls so thin and with how nervous Kylar was, you weren’t about to call and the others were too fucking nosey. Plus, as much as you love him, you knew he’d only breathe heavily and squeak as he masturbated.

Another ding and a photo came up. Kylar's leaking uncut cock. It was hard to see with how dark it was, the blackness creeping in and making it somewhat grainy. It was almost funny in a way. Your hand dipped down into your pants and started idly groping.

I din touch lk u asked.

You let him know what a good boy he is.

Pls cn i c u?

You fumble around with your pants pulling them down to your mid-thigh. You were leaking just as much as he was. You let your juices collect on your fingers and pull it away just enough to leave a strand, snapping an artful photo. You gently play with yourself, waiting for a response. You really hope he hasn’t cum yet.

Ping!

Ur so prfct. ru thinking abt me? I kept thinking abt u. U touching urself.

Not the best, but he’s getting there. He’s too cute. Maybe getting him worked up will net you something good? You tell him every little detail about one of your fantasies. A quick send and a hope for the best.

I cud do dat. I'll hld u dwn n watch u squirm. Tie u up so u cn ’t run. Leave ur mouth open tho so i cn hear u. I <3 ur voice. So ns. ur clothes r ns but tey ’d luk btr cut off small scraps and u while yer nakd on my bed in front of me. I'd cum u ova n ova til u couldn’t move. All we'd do is fuckk, we'd eat while still pressed against each other. u won’t be able to leave me ever, forever.

Right after he sent a video of his small fingers digging into the meat of his cock and rubbing it with vigor. It looked somewhat painful with how hard he was gripping himself, but in the haze of lust it made your stomach tingle. He was that excited for you? It only made you want to match his pace. Fuck, he was too cute. His freckled shaft, messy pubes, painted finger nails with chips all over digging into the crown of his cock, his stubby finger digging into the tip.

How desperately you’d like to have that in your mouth, or even desperately slamming into you as he tried to keep his eyes focused on you, but was twisted up from the tightness and pleasure you offered him. He was too cute for his good. You pushed your fingers inside yourself and tried to find the depth of Kylar when he was inside and tease that spot. Imagining him above you now.

You tell him what you are doing, even send a video back of your fingers pushing into your hole, all close up just like he enjoys. You swear you can almost hear him squeak with delight.

But then you hear another noise, muffled but surely there now. You weren’t about to have someone from school taking photos or listening in. You frown and throw your phone onto the bed and move to your closet. Without a missing a  beat, you rip it open, and you see Kylar’s tiny form in a makeshift nest of your clothes. Hands still on his painfully hard cock. His eyes wide and his mouth open with a bit of drool still slowly creeping down his face.

You really should be shocked. You're not sure if it was the force of adoration you had for the little, scruffy man, or the lust still had buzzing over your flesh. Maybe it is the fucked up combination of both? You grab his shirt, and he lets out a string of apologizes filled with dread as his phone clatters to the floor and he holds his arms up to protect himself.

You press a heated kiss to his unguarded lips, you can feel his body go limp

Calmed instantly by your love. He kisses back, lowering his arms and peeking at your expression before latching on with desperation, grinding his cock against your bare leg, and he messily sucks you into his mouth. Tongue and all. He takes a long moment to get an aftertaste of you and your toothpaste before pulling away, tongue still peeking out of his chapped lips.

“Y-your not mad?”

How could you be when the object of your desires is now right there in front of you? You tell him just that and his face flushes even more and you can feel his cock twitch against your thighs. You yank him over to your bed and tumble over, pulling him on top of you with a smirk on your face.

You don’t need any more words. He understands your silent tango and dives in to taste you.

[snobgoblin]

anyway heres what I wanted to talk about before I kept distracting myself so ok look at this sequence in Humility

he grabs their basketball, he pops it, he looks sad when the players get upset with him

before I interpreted this scene in a couple ways and I won't elaborate because it would TAKE TOO LONG and for what and anyway my new interpretation of this scene is- this is just another case of Ace fucking with people and hating accountability. he does this a lot in the show! he'll bully people then when he gets caught he goes "I can explain" or "the boys put me up to it honest" or something along those lines BUT YEAH THIS SCENE IS WONDERFUL because it captures an important core aspect of Ace's character without him even saying anything: he's a little shit that gets scared when he faces the consequences of his actions. affectionate btw. can't believe it took me 4 years to interpret this scene in a way that actually is probably the intention and not uh, whatever garbage I was spewing

AND AND it's also wonderful that we get confirmation he's still a little shit. I love that about him. he has improved in a few areas ("please can you get out of my way" note the please. and also Noodle describes him as having a good heart, 2-D describes him as nice but you know this is compared to Murdoc, and Murdoc describes him as lovely and genuine. also i guess sending the band a christmas card could be considered nice) BUT this isn't the only time we got to hear about him being a little shit we know he snuck off with Seye to have a drink with him after CN specifically said Ace could not have alcohol and we know he stole 2-D's toaster and he carries around brass knuckles so we know he's getting into some fights and its implied he eats cigarettes. not to mention he grabbed Jamie's ass which I guess is morally ambiguous it just seems a bit cheeky... HEHEHEH... pun. anyway. I'm gonna go to bed now sorry if this sounded unhinged that's because it is past 1 am and my brain stopped working a long time ago

[the-demonus-aunt]

Hii! I have the best idea

Can you write a scenario with MC asking the brothers + the dateables (minus Luke) to recreate the Kim Kardashian s€x tape?

I want to read that so bad😩

I have a three-page long list of headcanon and imagine ideas and yet, you guys always take the cake. Congratulations on a truly creative request 😂

And listen, I watched that shit for you, I hope it pays off lol

Thanks for requesting!

CN nsft. Since the tape is M/F, it's kind of implied that MC has a vagina, but body parts are not explicitly stated. Only second person pronouns ("you").

How the brothers would react to you asking to recreate the Kim Kardashian s€x tape

Belphie

Recreate th- what the fuck, y/n, he's trying to sleep

The thought of having you on camera to watch again and again whenever he wants is enough to make him listen up after all

So what exactly are you talking about?

You're so weird sometimes, you know that?

Okay, but only if he doesn't have to do an impression of Ray J's cringey intro

"What do you mean I can't cuss when they don't?"

Beel

Great, you made him choke on the macaron from Madame Scream's he was just scoffing down

Did he really just hear you say that? He probably misheard you...

When you explain, he realises you're completely serious

He needs a strong Siren's Song first

Well, you did mention he could eat you out

He's not quite sure what's even happening, but he'll do it if you give proper instructions

Make sure his brothers never get to see this, though

"Can I finally fuck you for real, now?"

Asmo

He doesn't know who Kim is, but he's heard the words s€x tape come out of your mouth, so yes, he's down

When you explain who she is he wants to do it even more

But can he be Kim?

He supposes you could make two versions

He will ask to include pretty lingerie, though

Can he post it on Devilgram later?

"Oh that's so sloppy, I can do better, don't worry."

Satan

He actually knows about it

Has seen it, too

Will refuse to do the shots where Ray J just stares into the camera like "Yes, I'm the shit"

Leave that shit to the Avatar of Pride, if you will

Only does it because it seems to make you happy

And he reminds you often enough that's the single reason he's up on that bed holding the camera

"Do I have to be so cheerful about it?"

Levi

The Mountain Dew you ordered for him from the human world will spray out of his nose

He, too, has actually seen it. Only has a vague idea of who she is, though

He assumes it doesn't matter anyway as long as you'll have sex with him

He'll try some Ray J impressions, but it's just cringe

Several takes for those scenes, because you end up in a laughing fit several times

He's butthurt at first, but when he rewatches his attempts to be a macho, he'll laugh along

It'll turn out to be less sexy, but insanely funny with him

"What is this face, how does he even do that?"

Mammon

He just silently blushes

Not that he wants to sleep with you rn, but if you really want to, fine

Thinks about selling it for a second, but then the jealousy kicks in - nobody but him can see you like that

Gets too distracted to actually recreate anything, you start out with a few laughs, then just end up fucking wildly

Well, you'll just have to try again, what a shame

Cums unplanned when you suck him off. Good thing he has demonic stamina.

"Fuck this, you feel too good to hold back, fuck, fuck."

Lucifer

Pardon him, what did you just suggest?

And who is that supposed to be? Is he supposed to know what you're talking about?

By Diavolo and all that is unholy, did you even think about what you're asking of him?

Absolutely not, what is he to do if it ever gets leaked?

And who is that vulgar, arrogant man who makes these stupid grimaces? How exactly do you imagine him in his place?

He is open to imitating some scenes without a camera on, though

"That's a bit vanilla, isn't it?"

Diavolo

Oh my, this man is down for it, as soon as you give him some details

Pray that Barbatos never finds that tape, because if he finds out you're risking his master's reputation for something like this, he will choose the next best timeline without you in it

Is completely fascinated and has a surprising eye for detail

"That will be quite the interesting experience, don't you think?"

Barbatos

He knows. He knows everything.

Did Solomon's cooking make you delirious?

He doesn't say that one out loud, though

It seems to make you happy, so why the fuck not

Has trouble cumming in the end, because he's really not that into the whole situation

Will hide that tape better than his annoyance

"Sure, y/n, I'm glad to assist if it makes you happy."

Simeon

By God, Diavolo and Jeff Bezos, you want WHAT from him?

He doesn't see the appeal. He either wants to make love or corrupt you, this has nothing to offer in his eyes

If you keep begging like that, he might give in

But only if you fulfill one of his fantasies in return

"Ehm. An interesting request. May I make a counter offer?"

Solomon

This old man is up to date!

He agrees, but he will make some changes to his taste

Surprisingly good Ray J impressions??

Thinks about sending it to Diavolo and Lucifer, just to spite them

Will rewatch it with Asmo. Will receive a high five for it.

"Well, well, well, in all my years that's a first. I'm in....Literally."

[nyanyachan]

Reklindled Ties - Byakuya Togami x Reader

CN: drug usage, slight nsfw

Chapter 2: A night at the Party

„Calm down a bit, will ya? It’s not even 5 o‘ clock!“, Mondo said with a smirk. Again the usual group which consisted of Leon, Mondo, Kiyotaka and Chihiro were out again.

„Sorry.“, Leon said. „Well, no actually not sorry.“, he grinned and stopped walking with them.

„I‘m so fucking drunk! And I am 17 today!“, he shouted with a bright grin. „That’s a milestone!“

Kiyotaka shook his head. „Leon, you know that underage drinking is illegal and dangerous,“ he scolded. „We should be setting a better example for our classmates.“

Leon rolled his eyes. „Relax, Taka. I'm not hurting anyone,“ he said with a grin. „Besides, it's my birthday. I'm allowed to have a little fun.“

Mondo chuckled. „He's got a point, Kiyotaka,“ he said, clapping Leon on the back. „Let him celebrate.“

„Also, isn’t actually 18 traditionally a milestone?“, Chihiro asked.

„Well, technically, yes,“ Kiyotaka said, „but I think Leon is just excited to be another year older.“

Leon grinned. „Exactly! And besides, who needs a reason to celebrate?“ he said, before taking another swig from his bottle.

Mondo chuckled. „He's got a point,“ he said.

The group started to walk again.

Kiyotaka sighed. „Well, I hope that someone actually shows up to your party.“, he said.

„They‘ll come.“, Leon reassured Kiyotaka.

„You invited half the high school.“, Chihiro reminded him.

„All I know is that it involves my dick getting wet.“, Leon explained. The group walked down the street and stopped in front of a bar, or in particular the bar from Leon’s uncle.

The group walked into the bar and were immediately hit with the smell of alcohol and cigarette smoke.

„Hello, boys“, the bar lady named Miyuki greeted them with a smile.

„Alright, Miyuki.“, greeted Leon her back with a big grin.

The bar was empty, since it was still 5 o‘ clock. Leon’s uncle came out from the back. „Here’s the birthday boy!“, he said with a smile.

Leon looked around, seeing some birthday decoration around the bar. „Did you do all of this?“, he asked.

„Of course I did,“ Leon's uncle said with a grin. „Happy birthday, kid.“, he handed him a small bag, trying to kind of hide it.

Leon quickly took a glance at the small bag his uncle handed him, seeing it was some kind drugs. He quickly put the bag into his pocket.

„Well, see ya, boys.“, Leon’s uncle walks towards the door.

As Leon's uncle left the bar and closed the door, Leon pointed at him. „That, my friends, is what you call a legend.“, he said.

„To who, exactly?“, Chihiro asked.

"To us, of course!" Leon said with a grin, raising his bottle in a mock toast.

„I think the guy is crazy.“, Kiyotaka said.

Leon downed his bottle, before answering him. „Exactly, man! Exactly!“, he said, then turned to Miyuki. „Same again please, Miyuki.“

Suddenly the door from the bar opened and Junko, Mukuro and Y/N walking in.

Leon turned to the door. „Hey!“, he greeted them with his loud drunken voice. „Look, man. Look at that. That’s top shelf shit.“, he whispered to Mondo and clapped him on the back.

He walked over to the girl. „Guys! Guys!“, he greeted Junko and Mukuro with a big grin. Then he turned around to Y/N. „Hey, babe.“, he greeted her, playfully roughing her hair.

Y/N smiled at Leon's greeting, but couldn't help but feel a sense of unease as he playfully roughed her hair.

„I‘m 17 today, so do the fuck you like. Flush your friends down the toilet, eat grapes off each other, smash speakers over your head.“, he said grinning, he then walked over to the bar getting his next drink. „Let’s get fucking mental!“, he shouted downing yet another drink.

The group sat at a table, bored with the party more than ever.

Leon chuckled and started to clap his hands on the table. „More drinks! More drinks! More drinks, more drinks, more drinks! More drinks! Yeah?“, he chanted.

Everyone at the table boringly agreed. Leon got up to get them more drinks.

„He‘s fun.“, Junko said.

„You have no idea..“, Mondo muttered.

„He’s already had half a bottle of vodka.“, Kiytoaka sighed.

After a while, Leon came back with a tray of shots. „Tequila! Who’s in?“, he asked.

Mondo looked at the shots. „Yeak, ok.“, he said.

„Anyone else?“, Leon asked the group.

Everyone agreed even Kiyotaka and Chihiro.

Leon took a shot in his hand. „Let’s go, then!“, he said excitingly, drinking the shot.

The group cheered and took their shots, laughing and joking as they did.

„Wait, wait. Weren’t you supposed to be at this rich party Celeste is hosting?“, Leon suddenly asked Y/N. „Cause, I know that Byakuya, Kyoko and Makoto are going there.“

Y/N shrugged. „I was invited, but I didn't feel like going,“ she said simply.

Leon raised an eyebrow. „Really? You're passing up a chance to party with the rich and famous?“ he asked, sounding surprised.

Y/N rolled her eyes. „I've been to enough parties like that to know that they're not my scene,“she said, taking another sip of her drink.

Leon chuckled. „Fair enough,“ he said.

The door opened again, this time Miu was coming in.

Junko sighed loudly. „Great, it’s the pervy bitch with the foul mouth!“, she muttered.

Miu walked over to the group and sat down, smirking at them. "What's up, losers?" she said with a grin.

Kiyotaka frowned at her greeting. "That's not a very nice thing to say," he scolded.

Miu rolled her eyes. „Oh, come on. You guys know I'm just messing around,“she said with a smirk and sat down. A few moments of awkward silent pass, before Miu speaks up again. „Leon, you promised me a party. Where the fuck is it?“, she asked getting impatient. Miu expected a really loud and wild party.

„I thought this was the party,“ Leon said with a grin, gesturing to the shots and drinks on the table.

Miu scoffed. „This is not a party,“ she said, rolling her eyes. „I want to dance, I want to drink, I want to have fun.“

Leon chuckled. „Well, we can't have a dance party in here, but we can definitely drink and have fun,“ he said, pouring Miu a shot.

Meanwhile by Byakuya, Kyoko and Makoto:

Celeste opened the door. „Hi, Celeste.“, Byakuya simply greeted her.

„Togami, how lovely!“, she said. „And you even brought our classmates with you..“, she muttered a bit annoyed at the fact. She told him to bring friends and with friends she meant his private rich friends and not their classmates. Celeste was someone who always wants to be on top, but with Byakuya bringing his classmates, she felt that it was beneath her.

Celeste led them into the lavish party, where they were immediately greeted by a sea of wealthy and influential guests. Byakuya scanned the room, searching for any familiar faces among the crowd, but he didn't see anyone that he knew. He couldn't help but feel a sense of disappointment at the thought of spending the evening surrounded by strangers.

While Kyoko and Makoto were enjoying themselves, Byakuya was leaning against the walk and scrolling through his phone. He looked at the text message he sent to Y/N earlier that day.

Byakuya: Do you plan on going to Celeste party?

Y/N: No, I was never a fan of those rich party shit, you remember?

Byakuya: Oh yeah, I remember that now. I always had to entertain you, when our parents forced us to go to those parties.

Y/N: Yeah, you were always good at entertaining me.

Byakuya: I'm glad you think so.

Y/N: Anyway, I‘m going to Leon’s Party tonight. Maybe you can come later?

Byakuya: Maybe. I'm not sure what my plans are yet.

Y/N: Well, if you decide to come, I‘ll see you there.

Byakuya: Sounds good.

Byakuya appeared disappointed as he reread the chats between him and Y/N. He was attempting to revive their friendship, but it seemed that Y/N was not interested. This made him a bit furious, as he felt like he was doing it all for nothing. He was mad at himself and at Y/N for not trying as well.

As he was lost in thought, he didn't notice someone walking up to him. „Hey,“ a voice said, and he turned to see Celeste standing next to him.

Celeste smiled at Byakuya. „Is everything alright?“ she asked.

Byakuya nodded, but didn't say anything. He was still lost in thought, thinking about Y/N and the memories they shared together.

Celeste noticed his distant expression and frowned slightly. „You seem distracted. Is something bothering you?“ she asked.

Byakuya hesitated for a moment before answering. „No, I'm fine. Just thinking,“ he said finally.

Celeste nodded, but didn't look convinced. „Well, if you need anything, let me know,“ she said, before walking away.

Byakuya watched her go, feeling a sense of unease. He knew that he needed to focus on the present and not get caught up in his memories of the past, but it was easier said than done. He made a mental note to try and enjoy the party, but he couldn't shake the feeling that he would rather be somewhere else, with someone else.

He walked to a quieter part of the house and checked his phone again. He debated with himself whether he should call Y/N and ask how Leon's party was going or if he should refrain from doing so.

Meanwhile at Leon’s Party:

Miu continued to complain about the lack of a real party, and Leon was getting irritated. While the two of them were arguing, Y/N got a call from Byakuya.

Y/N answered the phone, surprised to see that it was Byakuya calling her. „Hey,“she said, her tone casual.

„Hey,“ Byakuya said, his voice a bit hesitant. „I was just wondering how the party is going.“

Y/N smiled, feeling a sense of warmth in her chest at the sound of his voice. „It's going okay. Leon is pretty drunk, but everyone else is having a good time,“ she said.

Byakuya chuckled. „That sounds like Leon,“ he said. „Are you having fun?“

Y/N hesitated for a moment before answering. „Kinda“

After she ended her call with Byakuya, Leon looked at her with a smirk. „Well, maybe we could crash Celeste Party then..“, he asked.

Y/N looked at Leon in surprise. „What do you mean?“ she asked.

„I mean, we could get out of this lame party and go crash the rich kid's party instead,“ Leon said with a grin.

Y/N hesitated for a moment, unsure of what to do.

„I don't know,“ she said finally. „I don't want to be rude to Celeste by crashing her party.“

Miu rolled her eyes. „Come on, Y/N. Live a little,“ she said with a smirk.

„You only live once,“ Leon chimed in.

Y/N hesitated for a moment longer before finally nodding in agreement. „Okay, let's do it,“ she said, feeling a sense of excitement building in her chest.

Miu grinned. „That's what I like to hear,“ she said, before leading the group out of the bar and towards Celeste's party.

„So, you‘re gonna let us in, Celeste?“, Leon asked with a smirk.

Celeste looked at Leon and his group with a raised eyebrow. „I'm sorry, but this is a private party,“ she said firmly. „I can't just let anyone in.“

Leon grinned. "Oh, come on. We're just looking to have a little fun," he said, trying to charm his way past Celeste.

Celeste shook her head. „I'm sorry, but I can't make exceptions,“ she said firmly.

Leon pulled out a small pack of drugs his uncle gave him. „I think you might want to make an exception for us,“ he said, smirking as he held up the drugs for Celeste to see.

Celeste's eyes widened slightly at the sight of the drugs. She knew that she shouldn't let Leon and his friends into the party, but the temptation of the drugs was too strong. „Fine,“ she said finally, gesturing for them to come inside. „But you have to promise to be discreet.“

Leon grinned. "We promise," he said, before leading the group inside.

As the group made their way through the crowd, Y/N couldn't help but notice how different this party was from the one she had just left. The music was louder, the people were more glamorous, and the atmosphere was charged with a sense of excitement and possibility.

Leon held Celeste by the waist, while they were walking more further into the house. „So, what’s that party for?“, he asked.

„It's just a celebration of my family's wealth and influence,“ Celeste said with a small smile. „We like to throw these parties every once in a while to show off a bit.“

Miu smirked. „Well, you definitely have a lot to show off,“ she said, looking around at the opulent decorations and expensive clothing.

„When she said ‚party‘..“, Junko started.

„You really thought she meant more of an acid-fueled sex rave without those snobs?“, Y/N asked. „It’s a rich party, obviously it’s boring. I‘ve been to those type of parties, since I was a child.“, she said, while rolling her eyes.

„God, I hate champagne.“., Leon muttered as he chugged down his third one.

„Why the hell are you drinking it then?“, Byakuya asked, who came back from the quieter part of the party.

"I thought you were supposed to be the rich kid here. Can't you get us something better?", Leon asked with a grin, gesturing to the champagne in his hand.

Byakuya rolled his eyes. „You have no taste, Leon. I hate people who have no taste, you know?“, he said, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

„What's going on?“ Kyoko asked, noticing the tense atmosphere between Byakuya and Leon.

„Nothing,“ Byakuya said shortly, turning away from the group.

Leon rolled his eyes. „He's just being a snob, as usual,“ he said with a smirk.

Kiyotaka frowned. „I don't think it's fair to make assumptions about people like that,“ he scolded.

Miu chuckled. „Relax, Taka. We're just having a little fun,“ she said with a smirk.

„Can‘t we just like.. take the drugs now?“, Celeste asked impatiently.

„What drugs?“ Byakuya asked, his tone serious.

„The ones Leon brought.“, Celeste answered. „Do you think I would really let someone like Leon in, without giving me something in return?“

„Oh, come on,“ Byakuya said with a sigh. „We're not here to do drugs. We're here to enjoy the party.“

Celeste rolled her eyes. „Relax, Togami. It's just a little bit of fun,“ she said, before gesturing for the group to follow her.

„What is it?“ Celeste asked as she looked at Leon's group of friends sniffing drugs. Even Kiyotaka was taking a small amount of it, while Chihiro looked on in fascination and a bit of unease.

Leon looked at Celeste with a smirk. „It's just a little bit of coke,“ he said, before taking another hit from the small baggie.

„Well come on then! Am I getting some now or not?“, Celeste asked impatiently.

„All in good time.“, Leon said and looked over to Chihiro. „Hold that.“, he handed him the baggie.

Celeste rolled her eyes, getting more impatient. „Fuck sakes, am I getting some or not?“, she asked again.

Chihiro looked at the small bag of drugs in his hands. He then opened the baggie and putting it in his mouth and swallowing it.

„No. No-no-no wait!“, Junko said trying to stop Chihiro.

„Hang on, what are you doing?“, Celeste asked Chihiro.

„Was that wrong?“, he asked Celeste back.

Leon looked at him in shock. „Did you just swallow my drugs?“, he asked taking the empty baggie from him.

„He’s fucking finished it!“, Celeste said angrily.

„It tastes horrible!“, Chihiro said in disgust.

The group was laughing, thinking it was hilarious that the innocent Chihiro just swallowed a whole pack of drugs.

„You’re not supposed to eat it. It goes up the nose!“, Celeste said. „What about me now?“

„Well, you can drink some of his blood now.“, Leon joked.

„My mouth has gone all numb!“, Chihiro complained.

„I‘m not surprised!“, Leon chuckled again.

Mondo took Chihiro by the arm. „Well, we‘ve done ours, let’s go!“, he said gesturing for the rest of the group to leave the small room.

Now only Leon and Celeste were in the small room. „You will get me some more, won’t you Leon?“, Celeste asked as she looked him up and down.

„Yeah.“, he answered.

„Cause if you could,“, she stepped a bit closer to him, their faces only a few inches apart. „that would be.. God, really, really great.“, she looked him up and down again.

Byakuya was staring at Y/N, while he was drinking his champagne. She was on the dance floor with Junko and Miu.

He couldn't help but feel a sense of longing as he watched her move to the music, her body swaying in time with the beat. He wanted nothing more than to join her on the dance floor, to feel her close to him once again. But he knew that it was impossible, that they were still too far apart to bridge the gap between them. So he continued to watch her from afar, content to simply bask in her presence.

„I need more class-A drugs, quick.“, Leon said as he was walking with Mondo towards the dance floor.

„Why?“, Mondo asked.

„Cause, Celeste just gave me the look.“, Leon explained.

„What sort of look?“, Mondo asked.

„The ‚I‘ll-fuck-for-drugs‘ look.“, Leon explained with a smirk. He walked to Byakuya and tapped him on the shoulder.

Byakuya turned to see Leon standing behind him, a smirk on his face. "What do you want?" he asked, sounding annoyed.

„I need your help,“ Leon said, looking serious for once.

Byakuya raised an eyebrow. „With what?“

„I need you to get me some more drugs,“ Leon said, gesturing to Celeste, who was waiting for him on the dance floor.

Byakuya rolled his eyes. „I don’t do drugs,“ he said flatly.

„Come on, every rich person does drugs!“, Leon said nudging him with his elbow. „I‘ll even help you with Y/N“

„I don't need your help with Y/N,“ Byakuya said, his tone icy. „And I'm not going to help you get drugs. You're on your own.“

Leon shrugged. „Suit yourself,“ he said, before turning and walking away.

As he walked back towards the dance floor, he couldn't help but feel a sense of disappointment. He had been hoping that Byakuya would be able to help him out, but he should have known better. Byakuya was too uptight and stuck-up to ever do something like that.

Meanwhile, Y/N was still on the dance floor, lost in the music and the moment. She felt free and alive, like she could do anything she wanted. She looked over at Byakuya, who was still sitting off to the side, and felt a sense of longing. She wanted him to join her on the dance floor, to let loose and have fun with her. But she knew that it was unlikely to happen, that he was too focused on his own issues to let himself go.

Leon walked around the party, trying to discreetly ask people if they knew where he could get more drugs. He didn't want to draw too much attention to himself, but he was getting desperate. He had promised Celeste more drugs, and he didn't want to disappoint her.

As he was walking around the party, he spotted a familiar face in the crowd. It was someone he had partied with before, someone who knew where to get the good stuff.

„Hey, man,“ Leon said, walking up to the guy. "Long time no see."

The guy looked up at Leon, a grin spreading across his face. „Leon! What's up, man?“ he said, clapping him on the back.

„Not much,“ Leon said, trying to sound casual. "Just looking for a little something to spice up the party, you know?"

The guy chuckled. „I think I can help you out with that,“ he said, before leading Leon to a quieter part of the party.

He pulled out a small baggie of white powder and held it out to Leon. „This stuff is top quality,“ he said, grinning.

Leon took the baggie from him, feeling a sense of relief wash over him. „Thanks, man,“ he said and gave him the money.

„Get it out then.“, Celeste said. She was sitting next to Leon in the small room, where they took drugs before. Leon was about to unbutton his pants, but Celeste stopped him. „Not that! The drugs, you idiot.“, she said.

Leon chuckled, he got the small baggie and handed it to her.

„Thank you.“, Celeste said and sniffed a small amount of it. She handed the bag back to Leon.

„Is that all you’re doing?“, Leon asked as he put the baggie back into his pocket.

»Yep.«

»Don’t you want anymore?«

»No.«

»Oh. Okay. So…«

»So?«

They stared at each other for a few seconds. Leon tried to lean in for a kiss, but Celeste quickly turned away.

„Okay, I‘ll see you later!“, she said and got up.

„I thought we were gonna fuck!“, Leon said.

»What made you think that?«

»You‘ve had the drugs and you gave me the look.«

»What look?«

»The ‚I‘ll-fuck-for-drugs‘ look! Now stop arguing and get on my cock.«

»What? No!«

»Blow me, then. My dick is clean.«

»I don’t care!«

»Hand-job?«

»No.«

»You got to let me have a go on your boobs whilst you’re doing it.«

Celeste leaned a bit down to Leon, who was still sitting. „Listen, I‘m not gonna let some of my classmates fuck me. There’s only one person in our class that I would have sex with. I bet you can already think who that is.“, she said.

„And who the hell would that be?“, Leon asked.

„Togami, of course,“ Celeste said with a smirk. „He's the only one who's worth my time.“

Leon snorted. „You have got to be kidding me,“ he said, rolling his eyes.

Celeste shrugged. „What can I say? I have a thing for powerful men,“ she said with a smirk.

Leon chuckled. „Well, good luck with that,“ he said, before standing up and stretching. „I'm gonna go see what the others are up to.“

Celeste nodded. „Have fun,“ she said.

As Leon walked away, he couldn't help but shake his head at the absurdity of the situation. He knew that Celeste was just using him for the drugs, but he couldn't help feeling a sense of disappointment at the thought of never being able to be with her.

Meanwhile, Y/N was still on the dance floor, lost in the music and the moment. She felt free and alive, like she could do anything she wanted. She looked over at Byakuya, who was still sitting off to the side, and felt a sense of longing. She wanted him to join her on the dance floor, to let loose and have fun with her. But she knew that it was unlikely to happen, that he was too focused on his own issues to let himself go.

As she continued to dance, she felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around to see Miu standing behind her, a sly grin on her face.

„Hey, Y/N. Having fun?“ she asked, her tone playful.

Y/N nodded, feeling a sense of warmth in her chest at the sight of Miu's smile. „Yeah, I am,“ she said.

Miu leaned in closer to Y/N. „Listen, I know you're into Byakuya, but have you ever considered someone like me?“ she asked, her tone suggestive.

Y/N raised an eyebrow. „I‘m not into Byakuya.“, she said firmly.

Miu laughed. „Okay, okay. I get it,“ she said, before leaning in closer. „But seriously, if you're ever looking for a good time, you know where to find me,“, she said, winking at Y/N before walking away.

Y/N watched her go, feeling a sense of confusion and curiosity. She had never considered Miu in that way before, but there was something intriguing about her. She made a mental note to keep an open mind and see where things went.

As the music continued to blast in the background, Y/N stood confused on the dance floor. Miu's question made her realize that Junko and Mukuro had probably gone home by now, or that Mukuro had gone home and Junko was still partying elsewhere.

She looked to the sides and saw Byakuya leaving. Y/N quickly went after Byakuya, who was leaving the party. "Byakuya. Wait!" she called after him.

Byakuya turned to see Y/N running towards him, a concerned look on her face. "What is it?" he asked, his tone cold.

„Where are you going?“, Y/N asked him.

„Home.“, he said. „It’s 2am, I‘m tired and everyone here is on drugs or drunk anyway.“

Y/N hesitated for a moment before speaking. „Do you want some company?“ she asked softly.

Byakuya looked at her for a moment, his expression unreadable. „I don't need anyone's company,“ he said finally.

Y/N nodded, feeling a sense of disappointment. „Okay, I understand,“ she said softly. „I'll see you later.“

As Y/N watched Byakuya walk away, she couldn't help but feel a sense of sadness. She had hoped that they could spend more time together and rebuild their friendship, but it seemed like he was still too guarded to let her in. She made a mental note to try again another time, but for now, she needed to focus on enjoying the rest of the party.

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I tried to make things between Byakuya and Y/N a bit difficult, because it wouldn’t be fun, if there wasn’t any problems LOL

Also I hope this chapter isn’t too confusing with all the other characters

[thefantasygirl3]

DnD alignment chart but they are all weird and oddly specific characters

LG: Girl scout who has a concerning amount of money. Her parents move very frequently and she sells cookies in each new location, the profits of which is donated to charities. Parents love her, children hate her.

LN: Hall monitor type person in college who is a huge stickler for rules and WILL enforce the law to the full extent of the law. Regularly cock-blocks everyone from getting laid and can smell alcohol like a guard dog.

LE: A lawmaker who simply got the education and job so they could write laws to inconvenience or ruin the life of anyone they don't like.

NG: Some thug guy with a tsundere complex who beats the shit out of animal abusers and takes care of the abused animal.

N: Ben from nextdoor who invites you over for pie every other weekend. Has an attorney wife and an adult son who helps you whenever your car breaks. May be running an illegal gambling business in his basement, but you just eat the pie and bite your tongue.

NE: Karen.

CG: The local beloved supervillain who tries their best to be evil. But they accidentally just solve more problems than they can cause (i.e. That one proZD sketch).

CN: Some rando who runs around and leaves pictures of memes in people's mailboxes for seemingly no reason. Everyone tolerates it because they find it sort of funny.

CE: Grumpy old man who actively tries to break every law he can because "What are the police gonna do? Arrest someone on death's doorstep? I don't fear the reaper or the law."