#eat your dice

[bigboyhammerhead]

Everything Brennan does is cute but the moments when the PCs make him eat his dice and he does a sassy retort but it’s fully coated in “I love all these people and I’m glad they’re happy and I don’t actually mind”? That’s the good shit right there!!

[thesezombiestastelikeashes]

[citrina-posts]

my favorite character in dimension 20 is real life siobhan thompson, who is always ready to throw hands with real life brennan lee mulligan

[jadeinretrogrde]

[chungleallthewaydown]

[ghostofaminaanima]

you shouldn't actually eat dice but you get my drift

[realmarysue]

I think the most illustrative exchange that perfectly encapsulates Siobhan Thompson is on Fantasy High Sophmore Year where Siobhan sweetly goes, "I got you a present, Brennan! Candy dice!"

And then............

[m0e-ru]

guys i need a new header

[teddie-laundrybear]

Dance with the Fates!

A collection of sketches of the cult of the fates

[lizardcatcreations]

listen, i know they look tasty and you want to cronch real bad. i'm right there with you. but for the love of all that is good in the world and out of sheer obligation and concern for your safety *big inhale*

do not eat the shiny clickity clackity math rocks

this has been a PSA

[akkivee]

a good burger and fries for the birthday boy!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💛💛💛💛💛💛

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

so you being part of the Fatui y'know? smart, strong, not quite at the level of a Harbinger or anything but you're reliable and that's what matters. you're assigned under the Eleventh Harbinger Tartaglia and the two of you become friends pretty fast- or acquaintances, at least. a lot of the Fatui "don't have friends", which you never understood. either way you're both Fatui and have a decently amicable relationship. over time you get even closer and form a deep friendship, despite sometimes not seeing each other for weeks while Tartaglia's deployed in some nation or another.

one day you're walking around the base when the Harbinger Dottore pops out from his lab and asks for your assistance. you hesitate, because you're not a scientist and Dottore isn't the Harbinger you're assigned to, but he is still a Harbinger so you go in anyways. you're immediately hit with the scent of blood, which on the battlefield isn't uncommon, but the Tsaritsa prefers the halls to be clean and tidy so it unnerves you. Dottore asks you to hold a few objects while he walks over to a table- it's got a body on it and you cringe, still uncomfortable with the way Dottore is humming so lightheartedly. he tells you to stay while he fetches something, and you're left alone with this body, which you're beginning to realize is most definitely not human.

not with those horns and claws and height, at least. you can only see it from the side since you refuse to get closer, lest you want to gag from the scent, but even from this angle you can still see purple and black and red and some peculiar, star-dotted texture, all splashed with dark-colored liquid. you shudder and tap your foot, almost wishing Dottore would return despite how much he unnerved you.

then the thing on the table turns its head and looks at you. you stumble back with a strangled yelp of surprise- the creature's face is entirely covered by some odd mask-ish structure, broken only by a pearlescent blue eye, cracked and clouded with tears. it struggles desperately in its restrains when it sees you, opening its mouth as if to speak but only pained wheezes come out. you're backing away in fear, still holding Dottore's tools, when the thing coughs violently, a voice finally emerging.

"h-help me-e"

you go rigid with shock, just in time for Dottore to burst back into the room, a bundle of sickening cheer. the creature screeches, terrified of the mad doctor and vehemently crying out in an attempt to call you back as Dottore scoops the tools out of your hands and shoves you out the door before slamming it shut. you stand, petrified and eyes wide, body trembling with horror, because you're certain the voice that you heard in there was the Eleventh Harbinger Tartaglia.

[moonssugar]

i swear queer people who love being assholes will see other queer people enjoying themselves online and in a weeks time will make vague posts about the other people on why their whole identity is a farce and that we should bring back the word poser and cringe culture and then get angry when theyre asked if theyre normal about certain trans people

[jadeinretrogrde]

Zac 'Fucking GOT EM' Oyama

Zac 'Does That Work?' Oyama

Zac 'Hey Them's The Breaks' Oyama

[ohsilverplease]

they are almost done with my bathroom! like they are cleaning up all their supplies now and when they leave today it will be the last time! unless the sink leaks which apparently is pretty common with pedestal sinks until they settle and the p-trap seats itself or smth! tonight i am gonna order pizza and dust everything and tomorrow i am gonna vacuum everything and go to target to get the cutesy little things i need for my ~new space~!

[aq2003]

aelwynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :(