#eats it eats it eats it

[short-and-ugly]

Punts this so hard at you that you pass away and then shakes my thick and juicy ass on top of your grave shakira style

SHIT I WAS READING A WEB LIGHT NOVEL HELLO I LOVE VISITS FROM MAGNOLIA . MAG SWEET BABY MAGGIE. zim is far too smooth of a talker also is he wearing a hoodie. hoodie dad. mags is sooooo teensy. squishable. squashing sized i want to cup her gently in my two hands and squeeze do you understand this. she looks like she would break like soft curdled cheese and slip between the cracks of my fingers.

this is a good skoog face. top ten tier skoogs right here id reckon

zim looks smug now but what they dont show on screen here is immediately after he slips and dies. the universe needs a balance zim cannot be allowed to persist after being cool. its true sorry. we have to kill the wifey.

good honorary skoog face. i mean. she gets it from him. oh sweet baby baby hands i just noticed how baby and plump they are ohhh little baby baby

[leglessstreetlights]

Hello! I have some fanart for you if you don't mind. 😊 (I speed ran this in 1 hr)

Btw I love love love Your bois! :3

Keep up the amazing work!!!!

HGFHGHSKFJGSJDKJHFJ THIS IS SO CUTE??? THANK YOU???

[tw1nkee28]

ueueueue than k you so much ue u e eue eue ueue i adored drawing your guy because i really wanted to draw him for a whileeeee so im SO HAPPY YOU LOVE IT! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! i can't tahnk u enough oh my g

also u're right i should've given him an absolute du- i mean

i will get to that benjamin drawing one day... uhhh... *checks watch* one day is in 58859273657273 years tho (/j/j/j i will draw him soon that is a Promise. 👁👁)

*me waiting patiently for my Benjamin drawings ⬆️*

EHEHHEHE I'm so very normal and am being so so so patient I swear. But I am very glad you enjoyed drawing him! I definitely enjoyed eating your art :3

GRGRGRG I will eat you if you call me Twinkle again tho 👁️👁️ And you absolutely should have given him that du-💥💥💥💥 *explodes into oblivion and continues taking 19653728 years to answer asks*

[its-arson-time]

wow. here’s an angst thrown back at you that I wrote for one of my fics

Tubbo, who’d just looked over his shoulder, frowned. “Tommy?”

He folded up the paper. “Tubs, someone out there who looks just like me who stole a probably very dangerous virus that potentially has some very loose connections Ran. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but I sure as hell won’t sit around on my ass when shit has already hit the fan. I’m not letting any sort of lead escape me.”

Tubbo grimaced. “Look, I know… I know Ran’s death hit you hard,”

“He didn’t die.”

“…I know it’s tough, but you can’t go on some wild goose chase looking for Ran just because he wore a jacket with the same company that caught fire today because of some look-alike. It could be a complete coincidence.”

Tommy stood. “Or it’s not a coincidence.”

“Or it is!” Tubbo backed up, frustrated. “What if you go out there, and it was all for nothing, and then you get hurt? Or WORSE?”

“What if,” Tommy shot back, “I go out there and I findour best friend?! What if, I go out there, and I find out what happened to Ran, even if he’s gone- which he isn’t- because I actually fucking cared, unlike you?!”

Tubbo gasped, tears welling in his eyes and emotion choking in his throat. “You think that I don’t care? You think that I don’t wish I was out there right now, putting myself through thick and thin searching desperately for the person I met alone on the playground seven years ago? You think I don’t want to? I loved Ran. But I know what it’s like to lose someone, Tommy, and doing something like this won’t fix anything. Trust me.”

Tubbo turned away. “Do you think Ran would’ve wanted this for you? For you to throw yourself into potential danger because of some incredibly thin-strung ‘lead’ consisting of a jacket and a look-alike?”

“Yes.”

Tubbo looked back, crestfallen. A single tear rolled down his cheek as he opened the door. “Goodbye, Tommy. I’ll talk to you later, when you’re ready to listen. Stay safe.”

And then he was gone, angry footsteps echoing down the wood flooring. A minute later, Tommy heard the front door open and close. He doesn’t know how long he stood there, staring at the hallway half-expecting for Tubbo to come running back to agree to help Tommy find Ranboo.

He didn’t.

AAAAA

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[politijohn]

Source

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[fellooooowsys]

Has this been done before

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[lilithism1848]

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.