#edward the captain

[hotchocolatelovesyou]

well great I finished Distant Shores and now I'm fucking crying. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ALL THOSE SHITTY BOOKS ARE GETTING SEQUELS AND TREQUELS BUT NOT DISTANT SHORES

[soapbubbles511]

👀👀👀

[queeraspirates]

Our Flag Means Death season two bts of Taika Waititi and Mark Mitchinson

[captainsvscaptains]

Battle of the Captains

Round 3 Part 4 Poll 2

Propaganda

Ed's a master tactician! He's a terrible flirt! He's got the eyes, the beard, the fit, and the sexy lil voice! Tummy and arm! He's gay and has daddy issues! What more could you want from a man???

Jonny's the self-proclaimed captain of the starship Aurora (though everyone else calls him the first mate), and one of the lead singers in The Mechanisms, a spacefaring cabaret of immortal pirates with lovely voices and extremely gray morals. He hails from New Texas, he's got a heart made of metal, and he likes to play the harmonica and shoot things.

[crab-boy-blues]

They are so important to me

🥹🥰🫶🏼💖👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[alasforher]

I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it

[meep-meep-richie]

´´ Besides a ship only has one captain. ´´

[kr-yoongi]

S2 Ed scribbles <3

[spineless-lobster]

My three girlfriends (and yes, they have depression)

[sugashook]

✿❀❁✾✽

[a-noodle-doodle]

Hear me out....

Redraw of this panel from Robin (1993) #64

(I'm sorry if this sounds too demanding, it's only supposed to be a suggestion)

I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS A CROSSOVER COMIC WITH THEM??? HELLO?? THEY'RE SO SILLY??? 😭😭

[rooka-uwu]

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

never in my entire life will i recover from the fact that this is not ed coaching stede on how to be a better pirate captain, this is ed trying to help stede feel more like a pirate captain.

ed has full faith in stede’s captaining abilities. one of his favorite things about stede is that his leadership style is something completely different, something that inspires loyalty out of love and compassion instead of from fear and awe. ed has zero criticisms about stede’s capabilities as a pirate captain.

but stede is saying he doesn’t feel like he’s the captain. and ed’s strategy to help stede feel more like a captain is to get stede to boss him around in a commanding voice.

and then, after sowing the seeds of his own sexual torment, ed says he wants to TAKE IT SLOW????

eddie. babygirl. my beloved. why are you doing this to yourself.

[abrahamvanhelsings]

listen i don't think edward little was actually a bad first lieutenant. when we see him in the first episode he's calm and confident. he does not say much but he's amiable enough. crozier likes him, and i don't think crozier would like anyone he doesn't think capable in some way. generally he's dependable and knows what he's doing. however unfortunately for edward he has these qualities because he has a major case of eldest daughter syndrome, which means he both wants to please his mum (crozier) and has an overdeveloped sense of responsibility for his younger siblings (crew), so when they get stuck in the ice and crozier starts going (more) alcoholic, he enables his mum bc he doesn't want to disappoint her even if he doesn't agree with her, and he has to pick up the tasks and care for his siblings she's not doing, but he can't let his siblings know about their mum's situation because they'll get worried and restless. and like a true eldest daughter he has to bear the brunt of mummy's anger for being a disappointment but he also doesn't want to seek refuge with the man she divorced (fitzjames) because that feels like a betrayal. also while this is going on there is a giant bear who hunts his siblings for sport so they're dying left and right and also a changeling master manipulator who's making his siblings mad at their mum and who wants to fuck said mum before eating her like some sort of praying mantis. anyway i think i would start being miserable and anxious too.

[y2jenn]

Hello, my old heart.

(Apologies for being away so long. Life got, and still is, very heavy for me right now. But they give me joy, so here’s a new piece. 🧡🏴‍☠️)

[edsrosetattoo]

Stede Bonnet sex god confirmed!