#effemimaniac

[shogunpenny]

are you actually a blacksmith? if so do you know wtf that tool in my bathroom is? genuine question

LMAO yeah! I think its actually a pair of hoof clippers? they are very similar to blacksmith tongs, to the point where a lot of people buy them and modify them to use as tongs, since they're a bit more commercially available than actual blacksmith tongs

[teddytoroa]

hiii teddy 💌

hiiii rosa i love your pretty hair and your swagful carabiners and how you showed me garlic chips 😌😌😌🧄

[gentle-serpent]

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SHandALiCB Weekly Dev Update #3

Saw a post on tumblr and went “Hey my blorbos would say that” and decided to make a goofy dialogue test with it.

I probably shouldn’t have made a custom text box because I need all the free common events I can get, but...like...pretty.

It’s pretty much set up and done, unless I decide to add a text log to the game. I’m debating if it’ll be necessary because there’s already an encyclopedia menu that does effectively the same thing, but summarized. Seems like extra work for no reason, yeah? We’ll see.

Dialogue based on this post!

Twitter | Ko-fi | Pillowfort

[garethschweitzer]

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

girl go to bed

. yeah

[thsummersoldier]

very strong feelings about dvds

[radiantarray]

actually both the device and the speaker remember. that's why resetting a bluetooth speaker will require you to pair with it again

profound implications for the connection you made with my girl…

[arosebyan0thername]

seething with jealousy rn

It's really a great time except for every time you hear an animal noise that you've never heard before and have to wonder if it's Beasts

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

John: hey don't cry. i went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there

Jade, puppy eyed: why were you at mad at me island :(

[incorrectringsofpower]

The Stranger: I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with

[and-stir-the-stars]

i just go through my life rolling nat 1s with an intelligence modifier of -7

[jojo-phase]

Mista + text posts 🔫🍕

[Image description: four screenshots from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo. All of these show Guido Mista, and have a tumblr textpost edited on top.

The first post is by user flameshield and reads: "a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole." The screenshot shows Mista with his face stuck to the car's frozen window.

The second image shows him confidently talking to the rest of the gang. The post, by user effemimaniac, reads:

"Cognitive Behavioral Therapy 101.

❌ Don't say: "I smell bad"

✅ Do say: "I stink good"

Like and subscribe for more epic mental health tips."

The third image shows Mista sitting at the restaurant table. The post, by user dailyquests, reads: "Be a Silly Goofy."

The fourth image shows Mista aiming his gun while kneeling on the roof of a truck. The post, by user asspostate, reads: "miss me with that 'weapon accuracy' shit. i'm shooting everything. i'm laying down cover fire. i'm shooting the walls. i'm shooting my teammates. i'm shooting myself. my accuracy is 100%, y'all just don't know what i'm aiming at".

End image description]

ID by @milanesa-enthusiast

[oxventure-text-posts]

[Image Description: Prudence with a sad expression in a flower field with dark clouds overhead. A Tumblr post by effemimaniac that reads “does prolonged loneliness have a long-term effect on you mentally asking for a friend” is pasted in the bottom left corner of the image.]

[teddytoroa]

tagged by @coprinellus-cluster !!😌🍄

favourite colour: ough its gotta be green. though pink is a very close second. also brown my beloved wife brown.

last song: pretty sure it was De Selby Part 2 by Hozier...im really loving his new direction his new album is soooo good

currently reading: I'm about to start Ugly: the aesthetics of everything by Stephen Bayley, which i read back in uni and loved bc it's about how our aesthetic tastes have been changed and shaped over the course of human civilization

currently watching: right this actual second im watching Michel Ocelot's Dilili à Paris!! It's pretty fun so far, i like Ocelot's work and his style, and the multimedia approach to this film & the overall plot & composition gives it a point and click game feel to it which probably isn't for everyone but I'm enjoying it. Also Dilili is a delightful character i do adore her and i like how explicit the film is about her being biracial and how it affects her life while not making it the focus of the story

currently craving: ohhh my god.....im literally always craving something it's one of my many curses.....right now it's smoked fish on crackers with cornichons on the side and a hibiscus lemonade, two days ago it was confit tomato on thick ciabatta toast with buttery scrambled eggs...im never not desperate for some specific as hell meal that usually isnt even accessible to me its a terrible burden to carry

coffee or tea: gotta be rooibos tea but specifically the variety they carry at tradeaid. i tried Bos brand rooibos the other day and it had this really harsh medicinal smell and taste i wasnt happy with. a good masala chai is my other love but most places dont do decaf masala chai since its made with black tea sadly

ummmm tagging @ghibli @charmophron @effemimaniac @maeonline @sunblocks and anyone else who feels like doin an ask game on this fine friday night

[schrodingers-boobs]

Hobbes based kink rating, inspired by @effemimaniac

Rank 0- never thought about it and it doesn't sound appealing

Rank 1- Thought about it, and it is a hard no

Rank 2- Not into it but I'll do it for a partner or something

Rank 3- I could have fun with this, but I'm not crazy for it

Rank 2- this is so fucked up why do I love it so much

Rank 1- I regularly use this kink

So please send me asks for kinks you want me to rate!

[meatpuppit]

tumblr opened on my foryou page but i didn't notice bc it was just @effemimaniac posts. all of them.