#elf polycule

[iron-sparrow]

POLYAMORY WEEK 【第 7 天】 RELAXATION

I want your belly and that summer feelin' Getting washed away in you ⸺ ♪

I don't know if I could ever go without ♪

feat. @nolanel-corbeaux and @guillotine-of-the-snake

[elf-luthiel]

Runaan you are forever polycule husband. you and Ethari and us 4eva

[druizard]

"Do you know, wizard? How special you really are?"

UrsaThunder: Aislyn & Rolan

[dark-elf-writes]

Percy Jackson with four parents

Poseidon, god of the sea earthquakes and all the authority issues ever

Sally “murdered her ex husband” Jackson

Clint “son of Apollo and actual fucking superhero” Barton

And Paul

Excuse you put some respect on Paul “killed a monster he couldn’t even see due to his Theatre Kid Skills™️” Blofis’ name

[fallowhearth]

My eyes skipping right over the fuckable old man and the hot buff elves in Dragon Age 4 to land on

I simply must fuck that skeleton

[erstwhile-elster]

It really is bullshit that bg3 was like "yeah you can be poly!" And the "poly" relationships were having a foursome with prostitutes and Halsin

[sandygarnelle]

We stay silly

[huntersnightmare]

10 billion Tav/Astarion/Halsin images and Zero Tav/Shadowheart/Halsin images how do i Fix this

[rielzero]

These three having purple and black aesthetics is a mood :V Anyway I finished my comfort doodle :D I'm still working hard on the comic in the meantime.

[creepyscritches]

It's very funny the more LOTR type shit I have in my immediate circle bc like. Truly. I don't care for the series. I'm slated for an extended edition, strap-me-to-the-couch, GRONDGRONDGRONDGROND-type re-watch w my friends and I honestly hope I like it this time lmao....i haven't seen LOTR in like? 14 years?? Idk I like gimli I think? Man that'd be a good name for a guinea pig. We almost named Pippin Smeagol/Gollum but you gotta earn that name. Her full title is Pippin the Peepin Peepee Baby. Her signature move is filling your palm with a small puddle of pee. Did it within 3 seconds of the vet googoogagaing at her. Maybe she should be smeagol. Anyway my LOTR knowledge is peripheral and purely for comedy - - look at my little girlies hairy hobbit feet. Look at Frodo's bright pink toes.

[iron-sparrow]

I can only say these things to you while you're sleeping I hear the sounds of the morning creeping I lie awake and pretend you can hear me ♪

feat. @nolanel-corbeaux and @guillotine-of-the-snake

[art-bit-me]

a noble, a drow, and a vampire walk into a bar

[arlathen]

last night my dm introduced a 7 foot tall elf wizard prince and i all but said "step aside losers this one is mine"

[dark-elf-writes]

All of Percy’s camp and college friends coming to see his shows (because he looks hot as a mermaid) but also to cause chaos bc Percy is affectionate

(Some people do come genuinely to support him but some just think it’s funny)

It’s doubly funny for those whose godly parents are there trying to flirt with Percy. Chris, Connor, and Travis have an understanding with the Apollo cabin (among other tbh) where at least one of them (or if no one else is available Nico) is at every show to head off their dads.

Apollo and Hermes are seething as every show without fail Percy walks right past them to hang off of one of their kids.

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

how’s bg3 going? 👀

It's going so well, I am having a blast!

I just finished my first save last night & I have so many emotions about my Tav/Mardora. She saved the world/stopped The Grand Design, she got everyone a good ending, she was friends with nearly everyone, she has a hot alien wife who loves her. Truly my little dwarven cleric is living the dream; even though I never imagined (& she probably never imagined) she'd fly off into the astral plane to free the githyanki people from Vlaakith's rule with said alien wife. Like...she was supposed to romance Gale & then I accidentally fell into Lae'zel's route & I am a Lae'zel girlie now. Mardora is going to live in my brain forever btw, I am Altered™️.

I have my first Durge/Aerea spiraling through the ups & downs of "I fell from grace but I want it back, corruption arc time, oh no I miss grace I need to claw myself back up." She was supposed to go full corruption arc, she & Astarion were going to make each other worse...and then she accidentally made Shadowheart turn from Shar (yes, I fucking said on accident. I'm stupid sometimes)...and she can't betray her girl bestie's character development! So I guess she & Astarion are gonna pull each other up out of the hole of corruption now since Shadowheart gave her so much to chew on.

I have a silly little tiefling bard (Guemarir) who I think is going to romance Wyll or Halsin, but honestly who even knows. If I can accidentally romance Lae'zel because she steamrolls past any scenes Gale tried to start, then who's to say I won't accidentally romance someone else with my dumb (affectionate) purple twink? Either way, I am hyped & I am having fun!

Maybe one day I'll do an actual evil save without it getting sabotaged by my own "what does this choice do?!" Who tf even knows, but I will probably post about it

[mistwood]

well bend me over and fuck me sideways