#eliasfucker

[oh-how-i-love-my-fandoms]

I want to compliment a former fwb by comparing him to Elias, but I’m afraid that might just require a ton of background education first.

[cupidsbed]

New chapter posted to my au fic!!

More Elias content because I love him <3

[nineraeix]

[PLEASURED EXHALATION] freak.

[msbdoodls]

King of a ruined world why not ruin me instead...🤤

[future-crab]

You like him because you think he’s cool and sexy. I like him because I think he’s a bizarre little freak. And not cool and sexy. Sometimes I think bizarre little freaks are cool and sexy. Often, actually. But not in this case.

[em-r-sun]

THIS IS A TAG?????

[asterdeer]

full offense but the only people who were enjoying tma correctly were eliasfuckers. the show is so much better like this

[elias-rights]

as an elias enthusiast. are you an elias fucker or meerly and elias Observer

Considering his proclivities, it all comes to mean the same thing, doesn't it?

[marmolita]

honestly mag 98 is peak sexy Elias!! looking at the lines alone is one thing but

the delivery of "drink it" is just! so dark! we go from oh, Melanie has brought coffee, to suddenly understanding she's trying to poison him with just two words, and he's got such a commanding tone of voice? "Drink it" shouldn't send a shiver up your spine but it does when he says it like that. (A scary shiver, I mean, but, also a sexy one.)

He's so condescending here but in a kind of way that's like.... like you get the feeling if she said "actually why don't you teach me the proper way to poison someone" he'd happily say yes. Like oh, you poor thing, you don't even know how to murder properly. And yes I know I said this is peak sexy Elias and no I cannot explain why this condescending tone of voice is so hot but it really, really is.

The condescension ramping up to 11! The discipline. The THREAT. He's absolutely going to follow through on this and you know he is.

I can't express adequately why this combination of put-together, condescending, and dangerous hits all my buttons but gosh it sure does!!

[crustaceousfaggot]

Elias Bouchard for the character a bingo (I must know if you’re a sexy Elias truther)

So many conflicting opinions on this guy. I wanna fuck him I don't want him within a 10 km radius. He is a sexy dilf he is a slimy smarmy old man. The fandom worships him too much the fandom should absolutely bully him more. He is overrated he is underrated I hate him I love him he is The Eye's Second Favourite Child and I am dousing him with milk and chucking him at a fence.

[itchyeye]

ALL OF YOU LEAVING TAGS ON MY MAG 127 POSTS YOU ARE INVITED TO MY GARDEN PARTY.... PLEASE COME HAVE A SEAT

[oh-how-i-love-my-fandoms]

I am trying so hard not to be horny about this new Magnus development, but it’s been too long and I need my Elias fix.

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

EVERYONE DO YALL HAVE GOOD HOT JON FANART I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE ERROR AND ACCIDENTALLY INTRODUCED MY FRIEND TO TMA BY WAY OF ELIAS BOUCHARD AND I NEED THEM OUT OF THE ELIASFUCKER CAMP RIGHT THE HELL NOW

[bifrosted-flakes]

https://uquiz.com/quiz/9CiiiG?p=1047246

I plead the fifth

[harimenui-forever]

The unfortunate reality of an eliasfucker is that he, as a character, is not someone who is very impulsive by nature, he's not someone who acts out easily, most of the time he has ways to avoid direct confrontation, and when it comes to it he can get himself out of it without using physical force.

And although him traumatising people with his powers is fun (and hot), unfortunately, he's at his hottest when he acts out and is out of his depth and is using physical force to solve the problem named Jurgen Leitner, which happens ONCE in the entirety of this fuckin podcast!!!!! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM DO SOMETHING SIMILAR IN A FIC BECAUSE THE POINT OF IT IS THAT IT IS SO UNCHARACTERISTIC OF HIM AND THE CIRCUMSTANCES HAD TO BE JUST TERRIBLE ENOUGH FOR HIM TO DO IT!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN???!!!

[joeyclaire]

they took my vitals and i tested positive for being an eliasfucker