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boulderingbarista · 9 months
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fagsex · 2 years
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sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch
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inkskinned · 7 months
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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junotter · 8 months
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in-between moments
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hyunpic · 1 month
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hyun.e’s holiday ep. 8
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the-punforgiven · 2 months
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Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.
We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't
Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account
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shima-draws · 3 months
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Hi all!! My medical bills and other various expenses are kicking my ass so I'm opening emergency commissions!
It says so on the google form as well, but additional characters will cost 50% of the base character's price, so please keep that in mind 💕
I'm not doing slots for these, so don't fret if you don't have the funds right now. These will be open for a while, so take your time if you can't afford it right away :")
If you have any questions at all, you can DM me or contact me through my commissions email (which you can find on the carrd site that is linked on the form!)
Link to fill out the commission form is below. Thank you all so much for your support!
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Oh lord have mercy I’m fighting Rhode Island and some white haired Liberi just screamed “My blade will cleave the tides,” and launched herself 20ft into the air before shooting my entire squad 20 times each. We’re in the Middle of Sargon this godforsaken desert in land locked what are you talking about!?!
Please send back up immediately 25°17'03.4"N 14°26'18.4"E.
USE THE EMERGENCY COMM LINE NOT MY BLOG???
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boulderingbarista · 1 year
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bamsara · 9 months
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Also why did July become of the most busiest, hottest and most expensive month of my life
I need August to become boring as shit. No more shit happening to me, no more emergencies, no weddings, no birthdays, no health scares, no more heatwave, no more social obligations, no nothing I just want to stay home, make stickers for my life blood aka patreons and write fanfiction in an air-conditioned space PLEASE
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flightrising · 1 year
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Update: Emergency Maintenance
Friday, March 31, 2023 19:14 Server Time
Hello everyone! We have another update for you regarding today's emergency maintenance.
This was an attempted XSS attack. We were able to interrupt the attacker while they were in the middle of probing for vulnerabilities in our site's defenses. At this time, we have no reason to believe that player or employee information is compromised by this attempt.  If you are concerned about financial information, Flight Rising does not store any of your financial information. All gem purchases are handled by either Paypal or our credit card processor, Braintree.
In the interest of the security of the Flight Rising website and our employees' well-being, we are keeping the site in the emergency curtains-down maintenance overnight. It's important that we monitor the site when we come out of maintenance and it's currently after 10 pm for much of our team. Tomorrow we will have more information for you about what happened today, along with an update on the Mistral Jamboree extension.
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Breakfast burgers!
(As always click for better quality)
I’d like to think that Damian is visiting after his Robin shift and they’re getting in some supersons hang out time before school
My emergency commissions are still open with everything 10% off the final price!
Version without lighting effects (+coloured lines) and zoomed in version under cut;
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yukipri · 4 months
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Only a few hours into 2024 (in my time zone), and Japan has experienced tons of earthquakes followed by the most urgent tsunami warning since 3/11.
I am terrifed.
I hate 2024 already. Please take it back.
For those concerned (and know Japanese), here's the livestream I'm watching. Rn it's essentially, "flee for your lives, while you still can!"
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If you for whatever reason are living along the affected areas of the west coast of Japan rn and are bumming on tumblr instead of listening to the news, evacuate, NOW.
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suncaptor · 1 year
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Hi, unfortunately, I am making a donation post! I've had some difficulties recently due to health, sudden bills, and huge living inflation that have made me have no financial stability. Anything including reblogging this post is truly greatly appreciated.
Here are some places to donate dm me if there's any other platforms!
Pay Suncaptor using PayPal.Me
(dm if you need my personal/non business one!)
revolut.me/remsun
ve.nmo: remnova
I am actually making a donation post while things are genuinely unstable as I had a lot of sudden issues I could not have predicted come up. I want to be able to safely get through this quarter and find a place to live so I can then try to get back on finaid in March and finish my degree up within the year.
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ravenxbones · 9 months
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🦇 Pi’s Commission Info 🦇
Hello everyone! I am no longer in an emergency situation so these are my updated commission prices to reflect the time and effort that go into each piece! Please consider commissioning me or reblogging this post if you like my work!
Cat Commissions
fullbody drawing of your warriors oc, real life cat, or non-warrior cat oc! pencils are traditional unless requested otherwise, whereas lineart & colors will be digital unless requested otherwise!
Pencils/Sketch Only: $10
Clean Lineart: $20
Colored: $25 (comes with a simple background, like in examples #3 and #4)
Shaded: $30
additional characters are +$2 each for kits and +$5 each for adult-sized cats!
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Human Commissions
fullbody drawing of your human/oid oc or chosen character! these take me considerably longer than cat characters, so they are priced accordingly! pencils are traditional unless requested otherwise, whereas lineart & colors will be digital unless requested otherwise.
Clean Pencils/Sketch Only: $20+
Clean Lineart: $45+
Colored: $55+ (comes with a simple background like in example #4)
Shaded: $60+
for bust/halfbody pieces, prices will be lower and based on the complexity of the character, pose, etc. likewise, backgrounds can be requested as well, for additional cost. additional characters are $10+ each, again depending on the complexity of the design and pose.
feel free to DM me to discuss what you’re looking for and I can give you a more accurate quote on a price!
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LPS Customs
commissioned LPS custom of your OC, pet, or a fictional character of any kind! price varies. bases are selected by the customer and an appropriate link to purchase the base must be provided or the customer must have the base sent to me so i can customize it.
price varies by custom as price may include base price of being purchased by me, + shipping, + hourly rate for time customizing.
customs will be painted in acrylics, any sculpting will be milliput or sculpey, and sealed with matte or satin acrylic gloss + glossy varnish on the eyes. currently all my eyes are handpainted and i am not doing resin eyes.
(more examples here)
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if you’re interested in something different, such as a complex illustration, experimental style/something more painterly, or something you’ve seen on my blog that i haven’t listed here, again, feel free to message me and we can talk about it!
all payment will be through Venmo (preferred) or PayPal. DM me here on tumblr to discuss the commission process and get started!
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translestatdl · 1 year
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Have we really considered the impact that Assad and Jacob making out on screen is going to have? Like if we get to see Louis and Armand's first kiss? I just don't think we're being realistic about our ability to withstand an event of that magnitude if I'm honest
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