#emmett answers

[true-grn-medic]

*Scott knocked on his door softly as he waited for a response. fixing his collar*

"really dunno if this heres a good idea..."

- @ask-that-radiohost-engie

There's silence for a few moments before the sound of someone grumbling can be heard. Emmett opens the door, staring at Engineer a tad bit confused.

Scott? It's quite late, is it not? I mean, you signed off on your station already.

[worldsbestpredators]

𓌏 Axe - directed to the log harry potter was chopping (for emmett)

Send Me 𓌏 To Throw An Axe At My Muse!

Vampire reflexes are a wonderful thing. Not only did Emmett hear the axe flying in his direction, he also had the time to either catch it or dodge it. Neither of which were options he chose to take. Instead, he moved so the axe would hit him directly in the forehead, then fell over to play dead.

@swanandpotter

[ohyoudosmellgood]

who tf is bella playing twister with? 😭

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

continuation of this comic! part 2 coming soon

transcript bc my handwriting is very inconsistent:

DOC: -and now I appear to be some sort of cross between man and canine. MARTY: Man and canine... MARTY: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. So you used some of Einstein's DNA to turn yourself... into a werewolf? DOC: Well, that's one way of putting it, yes. And seeing how I'm not quite sure how this happened, I'm afraid I may be stuck like this for the forseeable future... MARTY: Future? How future are we talking, Doc, because this... ah... MARTY: ...this looks pretty permanent to me, from what I can tell. You sure you can reverse it? DOC: Oh I'm certain. I refuse to believe that this- [he angrily gestures to himself] ...highly inconvenient form. will be the one I spend the rest of my days in. After all, you can do anything if you- MARTY: -if you just put your mind to it. Right. DOC: Precisely. DOC: Luckily, my mind appears to be unaffected by this transformation, although I suppose only time will tell the complete effects this will have on my mental state... MARTY: Can you talk to Einstein? DOC: ... DOC: What?

[lau219]

The boys from loudest to quietest in bed? And what do they prefer from their partner?

Hey there,

So, these are answered in the typical order in which they usually are (rather than as a ranking), but hopefully it’s still what you were looking for. Answers below the cut.

Cillian: May be revealed in an upcoming chapter of a certain story, so I’d prefer not to spoil it beforehand. I mean…what? 👀

Emmett: This boy loves to get vocal. He loves lots of dirty talk, both speaking it himself and hearing you talk. He’s urging you on, teasing you, and releasing plenty of grunts and groans, and the further along you two get and the closer to climax he gets, the louder in volume he becomes. He loves hearing you talk, too, teasing him back as well as begging him, and when you gasp, whimper, and are saying his name, he’s absolutely feral.

Leonard: Not very loud as far as volume, but he talks a fair amount and loves praising you and encouraging you. “That’s it, baby,”, “Thats my girl”, “Yeah, come on”, and all other similar expressions are coming from him when you two are together, and he absolutely loves hearing you gasping his name, agreeing with him, and saying that you’re his. He wants to hear you moaning and softly whining, and as soon as he sees you on the brink of climaxing, he’s urging you on with a few final sexy, possessive words of encouragement.

Neil: He enjoys some talk for both of you, but pretty minimal in terms of number of words. Instead of full sentences, it’s usually just one or two words groaned or whispered at any given point. Think along the lines of “More”, “Right there”, “Yeah, baby”, “Faster/slower”, etc. You’ve come to adopt the same behavior, especially because it’s all you two need to say to know what the other wants and needs. Outside of that, it’s plenty of wordless communication with just the sound of your moans and whimpers back and forth to each other, but hearing those noises from you is the hottest thing of all, in Neil’s opinion, outside of when you whine his name.

Robert: Doesn’t talk much at all, and doesn’t necessarily seek too much talk from you, either. Not because he dislikes it, but because it’s just never something you two have ever really needed, as you mainly communicate through looks and body language. Your eyes and your movements tell him everything he needs to know, and his do the same for you. He does, however, love to hear your noises, and outside of your moans and whimpers, his favorite sound is when you breathlessly pant his name.

Tommy: Isn’t a big fan of talking during sex. Can’t deny that he loves hearing you say his name, but beyond that, he prefers minimal talking. The only talking that occurs is when he’s telling you what to do/how to position yourself, if he’s cursing, or the occasional bit of praise he gives you. Minimal talking doesn’t mean he’s unhappy, though — it’s the exact opposite, in fact. But he just prefers to get lost in what you two are doing and not talk much.

Raymond: No talking from him at all. He’s going to express himself completely through action in the way he holds you, guides you, and responds (non-verbally) to you. He does, however, love to hear a few words from you, though, especially when you sound desperate and needy. Nothing too wordy, but hearing you say “Please”, “More”, or “Oh, God” gets him so hot, and it’s when you’re gasping his name and fisting your hand in his hair or sinking your nails into his back that he breaks his own habit of silence and is deeply groaning in pleasure. Occasionally, he’ll also let a “Fuck, baby”, or a grunt of your name escape him along with his groaning when he comes.

Jonathan: He enjoys a very generous amount of talking as foreplay and build-up, getting you hot and bothered, and he loves to see you get embarrassed and bashful. He encourages you to voice your desires and fantasies, and he demands that you speak clearly as you tell him everything. As you two continue, you’re talking a bit less, but he’s still talking you through everything and getting you to speak. Of course, he loves to hear you lose control and beg him, and he’s intentionally doing and saying things that he knows will get him those reactions from you.

Jackson: This boy may as well soundproof his apartment, because he is LOUD, and he wants you LOUD, too. Shouting, loud moaning and groaning, lots of whining and gasping, nearly constant swearing, and tons of dirty talk, much of which consists of you two insulting each other as well as encouraging each other. There are also plenty of echoes in the air of strikes and smacks as he slaps your ass and hips, which is like music to his ears. He loves it when you get so hot and desperate that you can’t argue with him anymore, though, and then he’s got you where all you can do is comply and beg, and he’s commanding you to practically scream for him.

@ennui-whimsy-and-me @breakthestereo @newbarrel

[ch3wy-cheez]

Emmetttttt plus Speedy

[planet-shmanet]

Since you asked for some characters to draw.. Can you draw Cody from total WAIT nevermind how do you feel about drawing the drama brothers… drama brothers music video…? Or you could shoot me dead that’s okay too 🌠

Can you tell it’s my first time drawing most of these idiots (I gave up when drawing Harold 💔) WEEEWOOO

[ennui-whimsy-and-me]

Hello, my lovely!

I’d love to request a headcanon for Emmett: what’s his idea of being romantic for Y/N? How would he execute a romantic night for her?

Hey~ babes! Thanks for the request, I hope you like how it turned out! ����

𝖤𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗍 𝗑 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖧𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇𝗌

• Emmett is a simple and, more often than not, practical man. He’s not fancy or over the top with things like “just because” gifts and dates. No, anything from him comes from the heart - not the wallet.

• When he decides it’s been too damn long since he’s spent quality time with his girl - without the boys being involved - he gets to work.

• The first thing he does is make sure that your schedules are clear for a weekend. Because this man isn’t going to be satisfied with just one night with you.

• The second thing he does is send his boys off for that weekend, so they won’t walk in on interrupt the two of you. Luckily his parents volunteer to take them, his dad offering his sons a trip to the lake.

• Again, this man does not do fancy or expensive. He’s not cheap, just practical. He’ll save a date to an expensive restaurant for your anniversary or another special occasion.

• What he does do is he comes home a bit earlier than usual and gets to work. He starts by cleaning up around the house, making sure toys are put away, counters are clean, floor is swept, etc.

• And personal maintenance. It’s nothing major he needs to do, the man’s not a heathen. He just tidies up his appearance a bit - takes extra care with his nails, showers, shaves, and puts on that cologne you got him.

• He’s already informed you that you have the house to yourselves all weekend. He thought it might startle you a little to come home and find the boys gone.

• So when you do get home, the lack of two noisy boys isn’t want surprises you.

• It’s the fact that the house is practically spotless, brand new jars of your favorite scented candles are burning, there’s music playing somewhere, and a mouth watering aroma is wafting from the kitchen.

• After you’ve changed and Emmett has set the table, he pours you a glass of your favorite wine and the two of you sit down together.

• It’s nice - really, really nice. Emmett doesn’t cook a lot, but what he does cook it’s always so good.

• So you sit there, eating and laughing and enjoying each other’s company. And it feels so amazing to spend time together like this, just basking in each other’s presence. Relaxed.

• The entire night, Emmett looks at you like you are the sun, the moon, and every star. Because to him, you are. He knows that’s cheesy to say, but it really is true. And he tells you that throughout the night. How much he loves you, appreciates you, and adores you.

• He really wants you to know how much you mean to him.

• He also really wants you to know how much he wants to spread you out on that table and

[asterthemegadisaster]

Would you do headcannons Cullens x reader and how they would react if you broke up with them as a prank?

Okay, honestly doing a full-fledged fic would be a LOT of brainpower, and today's a minimal spoon day (sorry I tried to do it in a day and I just couldn't lmfao), so I'm just gonna format this as a textpost with reader's breakup message and then how I think each Cullen would react.

I'll work on a part 2 with the Cullen women at some point, it may take me a bit though. But for now, here is how I think the Cullen men would react to you breaking up with them as a prank

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As you stand in front of your lover, you fight to push down the smile threatening to reveal your farce, instead trying to evoke tears to make your words believable. "I think we should break up," you say, a dramatic tear rolling down your face; trying to imagine it's real, more tears begin to fall as you continue, "I haven't been happy for a while now, and I don't want to hold you back. We can coordinate exchanging our things later, but right now I think I should just go." You stand there, tears streaming down your face, waiting for their response.

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Emmett: He paused, thinking carefully over your words, a small smile formed on his face as he said, "I don't believe you. Nice tears, though!" "How did you know??" You cried, not expecting him to see through you so easily. His laughter boomed as he doubled over, holding his belly. His voice took on a mocking tone as he said, "I dOn'T wAnNa HoLd YoU bAcK," he stuck his tongue out at you, "you would never say something like that, plain and simple." He paused once more, "It's also April 1st," he said with a smile.

Edward: "I knew a monster like me could never be loved," Edward said to you, tears running down his face rapidly. You reached out to him, but he was gone in a flash, leaving you standing there, jaw dropped and stunned to silence. Edward didn't return for a week and wouldn't talk about where he'd gone off to when he got back, only that after Alice had texted and called him countless times, he relented and came home. You slowly walked up to Edward, your eyes filling with tears, "Oh, God, Edward," you said, rushing to his side and taking his hand, "it was just an April Fool's prank." You stroked his smooth cheek gently before continuing, "You know I love you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you so much." Edward met your eyes and spoke softly, "I deserve this pain, you're too good for a soulless demon like me."

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Carlisle: Carlisle just stood there, unmoving for a few moments, as if he was unsure of what to say. When his eyes met yours, they were sad but set; his response came gently and level-headedly, "If that's your choice, who am I to stop you? Would you like anything before I take you home?" You stood, unmoving for a moment, the sight of a single tear rolling down Carlisle's cheek broke your heart in two, and you couldn't help but confess to your facade. "I love you, it was a bad prank, I'm so sorry," you said, your words blurring together as you tried to get them out before the tears spilled out of your eyes. "A prank?" Carlisle said in disbelief, "How could you be so cruel?" And in a flash, he left the room.

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Jasper: Jasper just stood there, unmoving, the glaze over his eyes making it clear he was overwhelmed by the smell of your blood. His frame relaxed as you moved to the couch on the other side of the room. He took a measured breath before he responded, "I can tell you're lying." He met your eyes as he continued, "Why are you saying this?" "It was just a prank, it's April 1st," you replied, ashamed of your actions. A wave of calm washed over you, no doubt caused by Jasper. "I'll get you back for it later," he said with a small grin.

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[true-grn-medic]

There was a knock at med bays door. A figure steps in fully clad in a lead lined hazmat suit. Eyes stared froward from the gas mask. Kholer, the old green pyro and current teams liquidator. They were an intimidating figure to say the least. It stared for a long moment before signing with bloodied gloved hands.

"Hurt. Please help."

@liquidate-and-melt

Emmett jerks up a bit at the sound of the door. He clears his throat as he stands up, straightening out his outfit. He was in a more casual look, only wearing his camo pants and his button up.

Kohler, I wasn't expecting you to visit me today. I thought you weren't going out to the old base today?

Emmett pulls on his gas mask, more of a habit than a necessary action. He motions to one of the medical beds with head as he puts on his gloves.

Where are you injured Kohler?

[itworksitworks]

was doc stray like. inspired by/named after doc bttf perhaps bc why they look like the exact same

YES!!!!! DOC STRAY WAS INSPIRED BY DOC BROWN! SEAMUS WAS INSPIRED BY MARTY!!

NOT ONLY VISUALLY BUT BEHAVIORALLY ⬇️

stray!doc’s apartment is filled with clocks just like doc brown’s lab (with a time related puzze 😊)! stray!doc’s zurk weapon, the defluxor is named after the flux capacitor!!!! stray!doc pronounces gigawatt as “gigowatt”, based off of doc brown’s “jiggawatt” . it also needs 1.21 “gigowatts” which yk. 1.21 jiggawatts

his appearance as u noticed is also inspired. the goggles and the lab coat and the “hair” seamus is a lot less behaviorally like marty as seamus is grieving the “loss” of his father by drinking heavily and marty is Not Doing That. but he’s named after marty’s ancestor AND !!!

his appearance is based off of marty mcfly!!! the puffer jacket is the same as his appearance in 1985 and the hat is from his 2015 look! this is all i can remember hold on there’s more

[saighdaer]

MEMES

@racointeur ASKED: ‘  i  feel  like  we  should  stop  him ,  but  then  again  i  also  just  kinda  wanna  see  what  happens .  ’ / edward

IT'S TERRIBLE they're terrible . edward's right . they should stop him , but damn him if garrett doesn't want to see it play out too .

❝ well - - - i mean how much damage could it do REALLY ? i'm sure he'll be fine . . . . right ? ❞

[lau219]

How are the boys with a partner who's very cuddly and affectionate? Who lets their partner drape herself all over him and cling like a koala?

Cillian: He would enjoy it very much in private, giving you the same attention, but he’d ask you to keep it to a minimum whenever you two are out in public, so as not to call even more attention to yourselves than you already get.

Emmett: Would hands down love it and be just as affectionate back. In fact, there have been multiple occasions where the two of you have had sex in a public place because the affection you were showing each other got a little too…inspiring.

Leonard: Also enjoys it very much in private, and even a decent amount of PDA is A-ok with him. But he draws the line at you clinging to him in a whiny or childish way. He loves giving you attention but still wants you to behave tastefully and maturely, especially if you’re at a work function with him.

Neil: He actually insists that you “cling to him like a koala.” If you two are together, then you’re constantly touching and being affectionate.

Robert: It would take some getting used to for him, as he’s not familiar with a lot of affection. He does crave it, though, and so once he got used to it, he’d absolutely love it and he’d definitely reciprocate it. Does also ask you to keep it tasteful/mature in public, though.

Tommy: He alternates between craving your affection and wanting space, and you’ve learned how to read what kind of mood he’s in. When he’s in the mood, feel free to be his koala bear. When he’s not in the mood, a simple kiss on the cheek or a gentle hand on his shoulder is all he’ll want.

Raymond: He very much resists it at first and will only be affectionate with you during sex. He’s not used to being touchy-feely or expressing much beyond seriousness, and he also doesn’t like to appear sappy or weak. But eventually, he’s showing you more affection, even outside the bedroom, but he still likes to keep it mostly behind closed doors.

Jonathan: Is actually quite a big fan of affection and PDA, but in a more subtle way. A hand on your waist or back, leaning in close to graze his lips over your neck, kisses on your forehead. He keeps it pretty subtle in public, but in private, you two are affectionate freaks. But he likes to keep that as a special secret just between the two of you.

Jackson: He only allows you to get clingy and super affectionate with him when he’s in the mood for it. Otherwise, he’s telling you to get the fuck off him.

@ennui-whimsy-and-me @breakthestereo @newbarrel

[wastheheart-arc]

Emmett wasn't much for sappy stuff, but during a recent thrift store haul he'd found a pretty, delicate antique vase. It had all but screamed Esme's name at him: something she'd love to have around the house.

Now the vase is full of wildflowers, arranged with care. There's a card tucked in amongst the petals, and written on the envelope is 'happy birthday mom!’

uwu

😭🥺😭🥺😭 @writtenrotten (thank you!)

Esme never expects anything for her birthday. They stopped being relevant about forty years ago, but the vase is a lovely surprise and as Esme gets closer, she spots the card with familiar handwriting.

It's always bittersweet getting things from her adopted kids when she missed out on such things from her own son, but she's so happy to have this family— to call Emmett her son in their own sort of way.

The vase is absolutely wonderful, but the true star of the show are the flowers. Esme is a sucker for flowers and she's surprised that Emmett of everyone in her coven has taken note of her favourite wildflowers.

To be noticed that way means more than the vase itself, but again, the fact he saw it and thought of her was just another reason to be grateful.

It was delicately placed as the centrepiece on their dining table, and Emmett was greeted with an all her might Esme hug when he came through the front door.

[stratfordsandthestars]

guess who's back on her legally blonde bullshit!