#emperor idiot

[crowlyne]

based on this post : https://www.tumblr.com/rarepears/740169255226638336/a-nearby-country-just-had-a-new-monarch-ascend-the?source=share

i love this au sm i cant resist to draw it,,,

sy as an emperor is such a funny concept

[jeeaark]

last shirtless silly I swear- Friendship power ref and Sexy pjs ref

I always thought it was a glitch when Halsin and Jaheira appeared in this scene, but maybe the tadpoles are getting stronger. Or maybe even tadpoles are capable of character growth and are now considering non-tadpole people part of the tadpole gossip family???????

Love how it was the ol' folks of the team that the tadpoles snitched to. Maybe they were all awake at the time. Having a 'back in my day' or 'kids these days' chat.

So part 2. USUALLY. I try to separate my patch 0 play to any patch 5+ plot-hole fixes. Because when nobody said ANYTHING after the tadpoles snitched on Greygold's ass, I had to play the rest of the game while going on a whim of my own interpretation of that WTF moment.

Had to surmise that maybe squid buddy somehow convinced everyone it was 'just a dream', so nobody wanted to talk about it. So. At least I wasn't too far off???

But, after hearing officially that the Emperor did a 'you-didn't-see-that' jedi trick, I thought of a funny so. I made an exception.

[bnnywngs]

Wei Wuxian had noble blood, although not many liked to remember, so using it to their advantage both the Jiang clan and the Lan clan signed a contract for a arranged marriage between him and their second young master so their claim to the emperor's throne would be stronger after the fiasco with the first young master and his "friend".

He did not know his newly wed husband, haven't seen his face outside of paintings and rumors. The maids and servants around him all treated him with the utmost respect, so unlike a year or so ago when he was considered one of them even though he lived as a young master himself.

They dressed him in luxurious red wedding clothes that felt too heavy and tight on him, with a veil to cover his face and only to be lifted at his wedding chambers by his husband's hand. Everyone told him what to expect and what to do at this important night, even so far as hiring someone to teach him how to care for his body in case his husband turns out to be one to be rough.

But that ended up being futile, his husband has not visited his chamber, even if Wei Wuxian waited the whole night awake, sitting politely on the red cushion between the table with, by now sour, tea and the red bed, veil still on his head and staining everything he saw in the same color as every fabric around him.

Feeling wronged and humiliated, Wei Wuxian dumped the tea on the steps in front of his chamber, deciding to wear his veil until his husband lifted it, with the intention of humiliating the Lan clan back and securing a good divorce if needed.

After the awkward and full of tension breakfast with his new family, Wei Wuxian decided to stay in his chambers reading whatever book he found around, asking for more to his personal servant.

When asked why he wouldn't leave he would say the same thing, "I have no official duties in this household, that means my husband does not need me. I should act accordingly and keep myself away from his eyes."

That went as long as some months, almost half a year, until his husband had enough and finally visited him himself, and did not send someone else.

And, oh, his husband was as beautiful as he was told, although still cold and stubborn.

"You are still wearing it." Lan Wangji said, ignoring the tea in front of him "Why?"

"Why, you ask." Wei Wuxian chuckled "Only a husband can lift a wife's veil, during their wedding night and before consuming it. My husband neither visited me nor wishes to consume our marriage, there are no reasons for me to lift it with my own hands."

Lan Wangji tried to lift it, but Wei Wuxian wouldn't let him, no matter how many times he tried.

After long weeks of meetings and having verbal fights disguised with flowery and poetic speech, Lan Wangji finally lifted the veil and saw his husband's face.

Who would know that love could bloom between them?

[ll33c0ji1]

Three idiots. Goofy ahh mfs

I genuinely believe Sabo is deranged. Ace is the only one who came out alright and that’s saying something from how he grew up and who his father was.

Luffy is Luffy and that’s all he’ll ever be <3

[qcoded]

[SHADOW COLLECTOR -> HUMAN COLLECTOR]

I made these purely because I'm so mad we didn't see them both interact in their respective 'human' forms. The closest was when Belos was possessing Raine (which, was enough for me because I was actually screaming over that scene...)

[padawansuggest]

Sometimes I remember that Lukas’s own headcanon is that Vader’s power was finally unsuppressed and became a full fledged 40k (meaning that 28k was supposed to be a suppressed number somehow no idk how I just know it’s his own thoughts on it and I accept that because that’s a boss idea okay, it lives in my brain) and therefore when Obi-Wan beat the shit outta Vader by throwing rocks at him he literally beat up one of the most powerful beings to ever exist and I’m like 👁️👄👁️

[novelist-becca]

How the fuck did Belos not go blind from looking directly at the eclipse on the DoU

(This is a joke btw)

[keefechambers]

RABBAN + the south

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

So new headcanon is that the Emperor enjoyed playing tricks on other psykers just because he could.

Background: in my current DnD session, we are randomly followed by the equivalent of the Emperor. Bro is our ally and will poop out of nothing just to see what we're doing. We have one wizard with us, and she can see magic - so she can understand when someone is a magician like her or when an object is magical. She can literally see the colors and lights of magic.

Basically, last time we were surrounded by a lot of stuff, many of which were magical objects so she wanted to have a better look. The Emperor0.5 noticed and literally released his aura so that she could only see light everywhere - in the end she could not say which object was magical and which one wasn't.

[tagedeszorns]

Okay, that's it. I snapped.

I'm following the Lucius the Eternal-tag, as one does. And the last few days have been a living hell.

So I am forced to post a metric shitton of assorted pre- and post-Heresy Lucius pics, to cleanse my palate and the tag.

[kindercelery]

[grellios]

here's some old art i never posted

click for better quality!

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I know I’ve rambled a lot about how Marie Louise was a bad mother

And she was.

But, I just want to say…if she was a bad wife?

Whatever.

Seriously whatever.

She was forced to marry Napoleon against her will. She signed up for none of that shit.

And she tries to be loyal to him! She does! I think she did love him very much, actually.

But you read things in her biographies like, “her Austrian family tried to turn her against Napoleon by telling her that he had cheated on her.”

And, it’s like…

They’re not wrong?

Napoleon did in fact cheat on her all the time.

“Her Austrian family told her that he had welcomed his mistress to Elba, just so she wouldn’t join him on Elba!” Cool cool. But did Napoleon, or did Napoleon not, welcome his mistress to Elba?

Exactly.

I hate on Marie Louise for being a bad mother.

But in regards to her being a bad wife?

That’s literally queen behavior.

Empress behavior.

If Napoleon hadn’t been a sack of shit husband maybe she would’ve been a better wife to him.

[wolframpant]

[hyakunana]

Desperate Measures

idk if the video embed will work out, but  👀

[corpium]

My idiot paladin Tav was thrilled to meet Minsc and Boo bc “I too have a small space creature I carry around with me who tells me what to do!”

The real reason Emps didn’t want Minsc was because he was like “Oh gods another one”