#even my dad’s adoptive dad is dead
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“when you think about it, who needs lungs? or an esophagus? or even a ribcage?” — this cold that started as allergies before becoming a head cold that settled in my chest
#also my grandma died#and one of my best friend’s dogs died#ITS BEEN A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it’s been a decade since i saw my grandma for [mumbles] reasons#it’s kinda weird though that all of my grandparents are dead#even my dad’s adoptive dad is dead#anyway every time i cough my lungs feel like they’re gonna pop#and breathing fucking burns#im on antibiotics now but jeeeeeeesus#i am literally the only one in my house who’s sick and also the only one who WFH#how did this happen
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This scene is so cute I'm gonna throw up
#when you adopt a cringefail 20-something little lesbian at the end of the world#christ Tara is so me it's not even funny#that's just me from like a year ago#oh shit and (s9) Rick also reminds me so much of my dad#ougbhjbkj wait ;_;#I love tags I treat them like diary entires for all to see. watch me think thoughts in realtime 💀#twd#the walking dead#rick grimes#tara chambler
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#this is his vogue cover shoot title hottest man with the fullest lungs#how i overcame tuberculosis and an even worse disease my adoptive dad#arthur morgan#arthur morgan rdr2#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 photography#arthur morgan photography
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giving my ldb a daughter. embarrassing for all involved. mostly me
#her mom is an orc and her dad is a wood elf so she's going to be a very pointy orc. angular#like ok i suppose i leaned a little heavy on the elf features but also shes 12. she'll develop more orcish features. Not My Fault 😐#mimiart#weird little girl who pretends to be a wolf -> actual werewolf pipeline#elder scrolls#skyrim#shes sooo sweet and smiley :) idk where that comes from. not either of her parents. neither a point for nature nor nurture#calling her Khara for now. might change idk#re: my caption its only embarrassing because of who she had the child with. he fucking sucks#but so does she which is why they get along and they make each other worse. but also sometimes better#whatever. they love each other and their weird kids#at first they said “no kids absolutely the fuck not” then they decided to adopt alesan because like. hes already pretty much self sufficien#like he had a job and everything right. this will be a breeze hes already pretty much a fully formed human we can just help him out#by letting him sleep in our house right. and then like not even a full year later uloth gets pregnant oops 😬#does anyone here know how to keep a baby alive. thankfully uloth has amassed basically a small village of followers/friends/housecarls#some more responsible and knowledgeable than others. so dw the kids are okay and not dead#they just keep the necromancy and shady black market trading and unethical experiments OUTSIDE THE HOUSE#tes#ocs#oc#khara has only broken her dads finger once. orc grip you know how it is
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“Hancock is bad with kids” “Hancock is bad with Shaun” no, well, maybe, but where I was getting at was, the objectively funniest dynamic there that I can think of is that Hancock does, indeed, not know what to do around kids BUT Shaun is super curious because of that and will not leave him alone. Hancock will be looking at sole like “I can’t handle this, i don’t know what to do, get your kid” and Shaun is just like “why do you dress like that? Do you still get sunburnt? Do you like lazer rifles? I like lazer rifles.” Like a cat that sees the person ignoring them and goes up to them for attention. And the funniest response from sole is something like “the sunburn question is rude, Shaun” and then they continue doing whatever they were before saying that.
#emma posts#fallout 4 oc#this is their dynamic. i have decided that#especially because his mom did something similar when acquiring a new dad#and also curiosity obviously runs in the family#I am building on these characters where canon left gaps#especially synth Shaun. obviously#I am not ignoring my youngest child 😤#or my eldest but he’s dead now and it’s complicated#wait. is codsworth her kid? she made him and sees him as family#that feels different though#the mathison way is just pestering someone (especially with questions) until they at least tolerate you#well. not with EVERYONE. just people they find interesting enough#sort of. i don’t actually know how to explain who his mom decides to befriend/adopt#or reverse adopt. nick is her new dad and it’s not optional#she imprinted like a duckling. she’s in her 20s? doesn’t matter#Hancock is like ‘you’re a parent though and I’m not good with kids. should you really settle for me?’ and she’s like#Shaun will be great with you! the question is will you adapt’#‘shouldn’t it be the other way around?’ ‘no. you’ve seen me with nick. this family adopts. even when adopted’#he possibly feels some dread and she continues with ‘we’re family when we decide we are. But can the people we declare family handle us?’#she is of course saying this increasingly ominously because she finds it funny. it is true though. everything she said. it’s true.#and it’s okay if he doesn’t see you as a dad. just that he accepts you as my partner. at least it’s that way to him and i. I know my kid.’#her knowing her kid also makes her constantly concerned about him getting into something for having questions. She knows she has.#that’s how she met Hancock in the first place. Piper. I found something crazy. Piper I want answers#and piper was probably like ‘wtf is this blue?’ and sole was like ‘a story’#so they got in over their heads trying to solve a mystery… sort of?#those two get into all sorts of shit that way#her imprinting was probably part (mostly) trauma. but it happened regardless#I’m making this reblog able now because people find it funny apparently and if that’s all i don’t mind
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Look I love a good ‘dick aged down so he can have more of a sibling relationship with his brothers’ story but I desperately need more ‘canon ages and dick getting made fun of constantly for being old as dirt’ stories
#look jason and Dick canonically are about five years apart minimum#as the older brother with a four year age gap I’m practically retirement agr#Jason should be bullying Dick relentlessly the second he hits 20#and should keep it up once he’s back from the dead#(even though dick would’ve been barely 20 when Jason died)#Tim though? Tim’s got a 7-8 year age gap. same with stephanie#they’re out for lunch and the waiter asks if they’re siblings and steph goes “’He’s practically old enough to be my father!’#Dick can’t even complain that much because then steph just points out Bruce’s age when Dick was adopted#‘I was way too young to be a dad when you were born!’ ‘and how old was Bruce when you were born?’ ‘…point’#dick pulls a muscle on patrol and Tun sends him a list of retirement home#let’s not even get started on Damian#when they go out people sometimes assume dick is his bio father and dick has a crisis#man is suffering from ‘in my mid-late twenties’ disease#dick grayson#batfam#once again flooding my tags with more content than the actual post
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I'm a few pages in and this is the best storyline literally ever why have I not seen any mention of this.
#jason todd is 12 years old. his parents died like a month ago (eaten by crocodiles) he got adopted by batman and NOW#the manbat is trying to forcibly adopt him. what a life he lives. hes not even robin yet#jason: batman is like a father to me#manbat: FUCK batman and becasue you said that im your dad now. time ti take you to my clocktower and sleep while holdijg you upside down#at least hes seems like hes been a pretty good dad. minus kidnapping thing#were-bat jason au when?!#its up to me to make the content i wish to see in the world...#sadly i will go a more werewolf route than how actual manbat <-doesnt know all that much about how manbat works <-werewolf enjoyer#dc#dc liveblog#<-ive gotta start getting more on top of these tags...#what is manbat up to these days. i feel like i haven't seen any modern apperances of him in forever#i read through the whole comic while making this post btw. the tags are my liveblog#manbat was literally gonna give jason the same syrum. hello. hello. please. werebat jason please#no clue why he thought his actual child was dead though? tad confused by that. mayhaps something happened before i tuned into the comic#this is so many of my favorite tropes/story things. aughauaaughhhh. it reminds me of that carnage ep from that spiderman series.#and let me tell you i was a big fan of that story too
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Most recent episode of Outlander I watched was low key so funny at the end
Fuckin Marseli was like "listen, so... doctors take an oath to do no harm. Good thing I'm not actually a doctor" and killed that bitch. Jamie walks in to her freaking out because she killed someone and just goes "damn that sucks. But shit happens."
#Obviously this is paraphrased but this was the vibe#What she actually said was a bit more badass to me#Something along the lines of 'mistress Claire took an oath to do no harm. I've taken no such oath' or smth like that#I love her she's perfect#outlander#Damn last time I posted about outlander I was talking about Marseli constantly calling Claire a whore. And now look at them#No because Marseli's reaction to Brianna saying she was gonna leave. 'Youve become like a sister to me' IM OKAY I PROMISE#my posts#Also unrelated but the fact that Fergus' kid calls Claire Grandma when Fergus still doesn't call Claire his mother. Like he sees her that#way obviously but please I need him to call her his mother#Fergus and Marseli's kids have only one grandfather not because one of the parents has a dead father but because they share#an adoptive father. Which is.... Yikes.#Jamie is her step father and his adoptive father#One of the little French fraser kids: oh yeah red Jamie fraser is my grandfather#Someone else: really? Is he your mum or dad's dad?#One of the little French fraser kids: Yes. Unfortunately .#Also! Brianna finding out she has a little brother killed me. Because she'll never get to know him as her brother!#Because he'll never even know that she is his sister.#Jamie and Williams interactions kill me every time though I NEED him to find out he's Jamie's son#Anyway there's your outlander post for today
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As a wealthy-er person (I could like. Get cancer and not become homeless I think) I find it hilarious when people pretend to be poor as if being wealthy isn’t the most hilarious lore drop you could give
#I treat it like#Fred#from#big hero six#bh6#someone mentions student loan debt#and I for the first time mention my dead adopted great grandpa#or even better I drop my weird dad lore#it’s punk to have a running gag of “littering money#in ur friends cars when y’all carpool#nothing is more funny than throwing money at friends and running away#I love paying for gas and meals and having dinner at my place and spoiling friends
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look i know i’ve talked about these two before but like
idk i just really love that dimitri and seteth seem close
like he has a cute little friendship with flayn
but seteth is kinda like, you know, dad #4
and seteth really enjoys working with dimtiri! they have a mutual respect and they care about each other! i also love that three hopes finally let seteth be more involved in the war councils this time since he got a little sidelined in azure moon (though i understand that since seteth basically had his own route with all the main attention on him and azure moon would’ve wanted to give more attention to rodrigue and gilbert!).
my only sadness for their relationship in three hopes is that they didn’t get supports. ;_;
#Three Hopes#Seteth#Dimitri#claude at dimi in ag: u should learn 2 trust more#dimi: i do trust. i trust my dead dad lambert my adoptive dad rodrigue my pretend dad gilbert and my acquired tactics dad seteth :)#also something else i LOVE abt these two is that both dimitri and seteth admit to not even being devout#and it's them specifically who are closer than dimitri is to the other ppl at the church who ARE devout#it's like they're the two awkward leaders in the corner like lol this devoutness is kinda bullshit but okay#which is funny bc like seteth knows the truth and he still ain't devout#so he just hangin with dimi who is like the goddess would not reach out a hand to help us#and seteth rly just there next to him like u rite tho
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if i had the time or brain juice i would write a series of one shots set in a modern day au for hsr where by some circumstances bronya ends up in serval's care
like serval and cocolia are exes who had a bitter break up after college or something but cocolia still put serval as bronya's godmother or something so when cocolia dies (under mysterious circumstances) a teenage bronya shows up at serval's door
it would include bronya learning more unsavory sides of her mother from serval's left over bitter feelings (that she tries to hide but fails) and trying find a reason behind cocolia's death and bronya also coming to terms with the fact that her mother had a past gf
also bronya dealing with going from some kind of rich private school in a high class city to a middle/lower-middle class public school in a less-to-do city where she naturally meets the punky loud girl seele who she decides is Bad but secretly starts to crush on her, so there's that to deal with too
other main ships would be gepard/sampo (gepard is a police chief who is always chasing petty thief sampo, who flirts with him all the time which gives geppie Weird Feelings that he shuts away in a box), lynx/pela (college freshies who are bffs but big sis serval can see pela's crush a mile away when they come visit for spring break; they're also roommates), and serval/natasha (an almost blooming relationship between serval and a clinic doctor she meets by chance; there's subtle flirting but neither are sure they're fit for a relationship due to work or past experiences)
and on the side is platonic foster parents himeko and welt who take care of march (a sweet girl who came to them a few years ago with no memories of where she came from) and dan heng (a mysterious boy who showed up recently and they figured needed a home) but there's also stelle (who march brought home like a wet stray dog one day) but she has a "family" (her adoptive mom kafka, who is very enigmatic and ends up having a strange rivalry like relationship with himeko)
idk how silver wolf, blade, and any of the other characters would fit in tbh but this idea keeps haunting me
maybe i'll write someone for it in the distant future when i have a fully working laptop lmao
#honkai star rail#idk how to tag this#it's very self indulgent lol#like i wouldn't want anyone else writing it bc i feel like it wouldn't be how i'd want it but i don't want to write it myself you know??#prob would include light danstellemarch either platonic or romantic#idek how cocolia dies in this she just has to be dead lmao or maybe she's actually alive but faked her death for some reason??#idk man this is most likely never going to be written#i just gotta get this out of my head#pom pom is there probably as march's esa bunny or something#also himeko and welt are not marries even for tax purposes bc they're so platonically married and have known each other for so long#*married#welt is march's dad and himeko is dan heng's mom in this too#idk if just foster parents or actually adopted
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Okay but one time when I was playing clangen and had the mass extinction thingy on, I lost ten cats (my deputy, seven warriors, including two that LITERALLY GOT THEIR NAMES THAT MOON, and two kittens) in one moon, and it just told me „yeah lol they disappeared into the night“
#You know what was also a hard blow?#My deputy‘s mate and one of his baby sons were part of that group.#Their other kids just straight up lost both fathers and a little brother in one night#The kitten even had a littermate#Gosh that felt awful#The dads were even part of my founder‘s group.#They joined as kittens#And then they were just gone :(#I was really sad#(The leftover baby was adopted by the mom of the other dead kit)#His name is Thistleswoop and he is wonderful <3#clangen
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I am being so mean to one of my Splatoon OCs. Sorry Chirp I just keep putting you THROUGH it.
#mfw when my father gets eaten whole by the giant sea serpent that killed my best friend#mfw I realize that sea serpent is my science experiment brother's adoptive dad#mfw i realize that brother being alive means i threw a fetus off the side of a boat#mfw i realize that i may have thrown multiple off the side of a boat#mfw my best friend's ghost appears to my brother and the kids that come into the store i work at but won't appear to me#miles mumbles#mfw i get hashtag sanitized in the bad ending#chirp will be fine. her father is dead (good thing) she has closure on her best friend's disappearance (good thing)#and she has a younger brother who cares about her even though he is a little shithead#i promise i'm not like this to every oc
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Pre-Established Relationship | ACCEPTING
send me a ✿ and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.
@kingspuppet said:
✿ || Since we're talking about building up their relationship!!
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other
#[ 🌹 | this better be worth my while { ASK } ]#[ thank you for sending this in!! ]#[ i say opposites attract bc on the surface especially pre-third semester they look like TOTOAL opposites ]#[ and probably would be opposites attract until they get close n realize theyre actually that one spider man meme ]#[ im also open to shipping them if either one of these two stops being so emotionally constipated ]#[ hence why awkward is bold FDERFVFDVF ]#[ familial relationships i just... cannot see as of rn ]#[ particularly bc both of them have such deeply rooted familial issues ]#[ and also scarlet is only 6 months older than him so anything Official like adoption would be off the table unless its an AU FREVF ]#[ antagonistic tho could Also be interesting. i can definitely see these two as a force to be reconned with if they teamed up as well ]#[ or if anyone happens to get in the way of their respective vengeance against father figure plans ]#[ tldr im open to pretty much anythin but familial bonds would take a much longer time to develop if its even possible FDRFVF ]#[ these two just. got dead moms. shitty dads. red eyes. and repressed anger. let them Bond ]#kingspuppet
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Personally, I think El should have gotten to just bite Angela, as a treat. 💕
Violence isn't the best answer, but as soon as you insult somebody's dead parents, it's on sight.
#stranger things#stranger things spoilers#eleven#el#jane hopper#violence tw#tw: violence#no sympathy for angela...if anyone humiliated me and insulted my dead adoptive dad? I'd have done so much worse#like based off my historical records I probably wouldn't even have given her the chance to apologize#it would have just been like 'ANGELA' (bam) and presto roll credits bye bye angela
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I can't believe this silly movie broke my heart so badly that I put on one of my biggest comfort movies and that I'm staying on the couch to sleep...
How do you just f*ck over your own fans like that?
Derek deserved to be finally at ease and happy.
Derek deserved better but so did we.
I'm truly heartbroken cause they didn't need to do that. They said this is for the fans but then pull that... Wow
#teen wolf movie#I can't believe I have to resort to one of my coping mechanisms from my darkest times#I know how stupid that sounds#Look#I didn't even hate the movie#But then they just fucking slapped us with that ending and I'm not ok#Derek Hale means the world to do many of us#He and Eli were the reason I watched#Arguably also Jackson cause I knew he'd be hilarious#And he was#And the Sheriff cause he's the best (grand) dad ever#Idk I know we all didn't trust JD#But that's just next level on his evil scale#I mean yeah Derek probably isn't dead#Not really#But still#This was cruel af#And for what#To have Scallison being the hero cause they adopt Eli#No#Derek was the most traumatized character of them all#And how the sheriff said he always got back up#He deserved to be happy#But of course#Kill off the heavily traumatized character#He didn't deserve that#We didn't deserve that#How can you just fuck over your own fans so badly#The ppl who made this all possible?#derek hale
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