it’s really funny my boyfriend is all “parasocial relationships can be dangerous and i need to maintain an obvious distance from my fans so as to facilitate a healthy online community” and then there’s me who has been seriously considering introducing a patreon tier where patrons get to decide my pronouns for a month
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Plz explain then the travesty that is love and thunder
A trainwreck directed by an egotistical six-year-old in a leech of a man's body who thinks he's a screenwriter and still plays pretend with his uwu self-insert OC.
.... real talk, though, in short:
The real travesty of Love and Thunder is that Thor is already made of love and thunder, and simultaneously Jane is the love to his thunder, and the MCU, through taika wai-feck-off, decided he can be neither of those things, and have no nice things. Thor is the most tragic character in the ENTIRETY of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and yes, I do think more tragic than Wanda.
He has lost :
his entire home planet
his people
his entire family of four (no hela does not count he was not connected to her and should have been odin's sister)
before which he lost his brother (his platonic soulmate, to boot) a total of 3 times emotionally, two of those physically
he lost his ENTIRE friend group because his half-sister murdered Volstagg, Hogun and Faendral; he never reconnected with Sif
his only good mentor/parental figure (heimdal) was stabbed through the heart in front of him
he lost his dignity, his crown, his birthright (voluntarily and otherwise)
he lost his self-worth, his sense of direction (bc the writers legitimately thought his arc was about stepping down from the crown instead of making it his own and growing into it in his own way, by his own merits, at his own pace and gave it to some literally no-name side character that showed up for one movie and never respected thor in the first place to even earn his title from him smh)
and taika's idea of rectifying any of this .... is to give him some random child he doesn't know, that he doesn't care for, and manipulate him into taking her under his wing not because of the kindness and limitless love of his own heart even after shutting himself down post!endgame, but because jane asked him to as her dying wish — and then say that THAT is his happy ending.
Tell me why Thor, the longest standing of the Big Three, the king of the stars, the hero who is by all respects the embodiment of love, gets no companionship, no friends, no home, no place to belong, when Tony got a hero's send off and Steve got to be with an alt!dimension Peggy.
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Non- sonamy (and even haters) using the excuse (based on ignorance) that all sonamy fans are "cishet" as a way to downgrade/use as insult an entire community when majority of us are part of the LGBT community shows they are just blinded by their hate and show a significant ignorance
Hating m/f ships as a way to praise f/f and m/m ships is not as good/progressive as you think it is✨
Definitely this won't be the first and last time I would see these type of comments around tumblr
But I feel calling out these behaviours can made us realize the hypocricy of many people on internet were they ask for respect and tolerance for their m/m or f/f ship but shit and despise m/f ships and expect there's won't be consecuences or think that's how things should be (? 😮💨
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madison ranking sydney and robin on the same tier as morgan im crying…why…….
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Ya ever just have your cat curl into the teeniest tiniest space next to you so they can be super close and just melt? 🥹
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In the aftermath of the raid of people trying to kill Manny, I discover that one of the enemies had a Doomsday Rocket Launcher and thankfully didn't get to use it.
The colony wealth is like $160k right now. What the fuck Perry.
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