Sometimes.
Just sometimes.
Bruce, tired father of too many children, wished for a small break.
Just a tiny one.
He pinched his nose, cowl covering his head and expression and glared.
"I can't believe you snitched on me!" Billy batson, freshly revealed teen and sitting on his usual spot during meetings, hisses.
"If I have to get parented, so do you!" Danny fenton, also freshly revealed teenager, glared right back.
"Boys." Both their attention snapped to wonder woman, still tense and warry.
"Do you two have adult supervision, at least." Batman asks, feeling slightly more drained than before, he can feel Nightwing's stare at the back of his head, coming closer.
"Do the voices count?" Danny asks, to which Billy nodded. "Yeah, do they? Zeus has strong opinions, and many kids. He probably can parent, somewhat."
They shrugged both, like they hadn't just opened another whole can of questions.
"Wait!" Danny snapped his fingers, "what about clocky? He sends us on time missions, has his own lair, and lets us hang around. That counts? Right?"
The other teen nods in agreement.
(Knowing both are black haired and blue-eyed teens, he already knows Dick will never let him live this down. Deceived by children, for YEARS.)
(So much for being the greatest detective.)
(The text he sent to Alfred is between him and his butler dad.)
"Or—"
In the end, the two agreed reluctantly to stay around for a while. The Kents, the Allens, Diana, and the Waynes have opened up their homes to house them permanently.
Much their amusement, they declared, that to make no one jealous, they'd switch homes every other week or so.
That alone smelled like chaos.
Whatever, it was Diana's first week.
(And if the house of mysteries appeared in front of them sometimes, that's also between them and a very suffering John constantine.)
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I need you guys to understand just how hot Rose was in New Earth. Ten's FIRST episode that wasn't a special but she absolutely stole the show. She left not a single crumb. And don't get me STARTED on her kiss with Ten. That was EVERYTHING. I know that technically that was Cassandra, but we don't have to talk about that. This is in my top three episodes so far because of literally everything. Rose was SO attractive here and honestly if I watched Doctor Who when I was younger and saw Rose in this episode, she would've been my queer awakening 100%. I don't understand how ANYONE could look at her and not be like "wow, women are so incredible"
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Okay but can someone please gush with me at how fucking happy Phaya looks every time he gets a step closer to Tharn?
And it's not just this open display of joy, it's in those little smirks when they're intimate.
He doesn't just look happy, he looks like the cat who got the cream. A little smug, because he got exactly what he wanted, but also like he can almost not believe how lucky he got?
Don't get me wrong, I love all my dramatic it's-rotten-work-not-for-me-not-if-it's-you couples but there is something about Phaya acting like this that just gets me. It's not toxic positivity either. He's not avoiding conflict or ignoring Tharn's fears, he's very ready to face any problem in their way. But he's doing that while still radiating this feeling towards Tharn of 'Loving you is joy'. I think we all deserve a bit more of that.
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Billy gets super turned on when Steve listens to him. Like not in the normal way though, like to his feelings or problems and shit.
That's nice and all but what really gets him going, is the weird patronizing stuff. Like when Steve lets Billy teach him how to change his oil, or the correct way to pronounce a big word. He doesn't think Steve is stupid and he's not trying to make him feel that way to stroke his own ego, so what gives?
It's been getting worse lately. Popped a boner when he caught Steve making the same pre-workout smoothie and trying the warmup exercises that Billy does just because he realized his muscles are less sore afterwards. Let him fuck him against the table just for teasing " Damn you. You're always right."
It might be weird, but he likes knowing that Steve pays attention, not just to what Billy says but what he does, even when Billy isn't asking for that attention. And when he looks, he doesn't see a waste of space or whatever it was that made Neil decide he could never do anything right.
With Steve, somehow he's always right.
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