#evil librarian

[teenslib]

When that book you hate is finally eligible to be weeded

[slashingdisneypasta]

In Evil Librarian, there's a running gag that all demons just love Sweeney Todd- like, they absolutely adore it. To the point that none of them can even consider killing anyone who is currently in a production of it (When one demon moves in on the main demon's turf, a highschool putting on Sweeney Todd as their show this year, they literally have a conversation like 'okay so we'll divvy up the student body and the staff to eat later on, don't even think about touching my consort or i'll kill you, oh and they're doing Sweeney Todd'- 'oh really?? How wonderful. So obviously the whole cast and crew are off limits then' 'yes exactly, I'll get you the performance times. Anyway- get in my way and I will destroy you')-

And I can't help headcanon-ing that Inkubus is the same way XDD

[aidendh]

Projects

Sorry about not posting my stuff for a while, I'm currently working on fleshing out my Magic Mi story/characters and I'm working on a Bungou Stray Dogs AU with @abel-not-gaybel . I have a lot of stuff pilled up to post when the Gacha's / main info is done, including a bunch of Incorrect Quotes

I'll happily answer asks about these projects and even my other stuff, so feel free to ask!

Magic Mi! Hero Precure

My own original magical girl story

I'm working on reworking the transformations and adding in some Corrupted forms alongside a new villain

Amon has been heavily fleshed out, I'm also taking some of my other demons, Braham/Hesko and adding them into the story

I will be posting it after the Gacha's and Transformations/Corrupted forms are done

The story will be updated afterwords as I gradually add to it

Bungou Stray Dogs: Lost Souls

Me and @abel-not-gaybel have taken our BSD incarnates and turned them into BSD OCs and added some others

The main story is set over 11years before Cannon, with some bonus Suke, Abel (Abalynn) and Adrik around the Cannon timeline

We have merged their stories together to make an overarching plot, this includes most crossovers

Because I'm currently watching Assassination Classroom, we'll be able to flesh out Fyodor's, Nagsia's and Atsushi's backstory

So look forward to seeing the Hinata Family face The Resistance in the Gifted War of Yokohama!

:BSD Lost Souls, Crossovers:

Bungou Stray Dogs

Miraculous Ladybug

Persona 5

Assassination Classroom

Original Characters

Bnha Characters

Haikyuu!! Characters

Fake Wiki

I've been working on a fake BSD Wiki for Suke, Adrik, Aiden and Hesko. It's just for fun though and will only be updated when I feel like it. You can use the link to see sneak peaks at their stuff for both projects!

(Magic Mi is only there because of Aiden's Ability being based off of it)

[theforbiddentower]

It is so almost exactly like soaking your cuticles pre-manicure that I am half expecting Principal Kingston to whip out a nail file. Instead he glances at Mr. Gabriel and then reaches out to clamp his hands over mine, holding them in place.

- Evil Librarian, Michelle Knudsen

[newwavesylviaplath]

goodnight guys here's a generic girl blog meme to make up for my lack of cute moodboards recently

[merhelv]

another dnd oc, Esther is a hexblood necromancer who collects cursed items and is mildly unsettling as a hobby

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

John Rogers: "[The different eye colours were] a reference to each of the characters' sins.  Using references from classical sources, we matched colors to: Stone was Lust, Cassandra = Wrath, Baird = Envy and Flynn = Pride."

The Librarians S01E05 and the Apple of Discord.

Bonus Zeke:

[libralita]

Your DnD Alignment based on your Brandon Sanderson starting point

Lawful Good – Tress of the Emerald Sea, You took Brandon at his word when he said that the Kickstarter books would be good starting point for the Cosmere.

Lawful Neutral – Wheel of Time, you found Brandon when he finished Wheel of Time and decided to give his own books a shot.

Lawful Evil – Rithmatist, this is your villain origin story tbh

Neutral Good – Elantris, you’ve been a fan for a long time,

True Neutral – Mistborn, you started where everyone recommends

Neutral Evil – Warbreaker, get it?

Chaotic Good – Alcatraz/Skyward, wild children of the fandom

Chaotic Neutral – The Way of Kings, despite everyone and their mother telling you to not start here, you do it anyways

Chaotic Evil – Alloy of Law, despite this being in Mistborn ERA 2 and the FOURTH Mistborn book, you still start here.

Reckoners, you like superheroes? Idk

[wonielvr]

[12:49] – nishimura riki

"hey, mind if I sit here?" riki asked quietly. the librarian hated him anyway, making a fuss like the last time he went to the school's library for a project would result in a one way ticket to hell from that grumpy old lady.

"nope. Why didn't you answer my calls?" you asked intriguingly, yet your face adorned a funny expression. The truth is you knew he wouldn't pick them up, that's just how riki is, all over the place, the kind of guy who would look for his sunglasses for hours unknowing of the fact they are on his head the entire time.

"I'm sorry, you know me... what did you call me for?" he stumbled over his words adorably. You patted twice on the gray cushioned seat next to you, signalling him to sit next to you.

"Do you remember that absolute jerk that entitled the seat next to me I saved for you in art class?" you asked snakingly. "Well he also claimed me as a partner for that stupid assignment! that freak!"

"unacceptable! I shall now call him and announce that my dear lady fell sick, and would like to do their assignment only along with those immune to the sickness, aka only her darling of a friend, me!" he went elegantly through the words with an unnecessary weird accent that was somehow meant to mock the british.

"well guess what, I confronted him, and now I'm forever stuck along the shadow of said darling of a friend. Say hello to your new assignment partner!"

"hey! Keep quiet there in the back, you pricks of the new generation," a hoarse voice suddenly called from under the big pile of books next to the two of you.

you and riki sure did have quite a laugh on account of the grouchy blob of sadness that was that woman, but after an expected long period of not being able to work, you managed to actually finish the assignment.

"did you know that I read-" he started confidently as if he was about to reveal the meaning of life to you.

"you can read?!" you interrupted him playfully. If he didn't like you as much as he does you would probably be left with a big red mark of his hand on your face for eternity.

he gave you a disappointed look in response and restarted the sentence. "I read about how physical closeness of friends through a hug or a kiss can reflect the way they view eachother romantically."

"I am absolutely sure you're making this up right now..." your sentence dragged while he leaned into you. Even though you were sure he was speaking nonsense, he was right after all. Your heartbeat was so loud in your ears you thought it would deafen you.

all the girls in the school theorised that riki is a majestic kisser, and they were all right. You never felt so passionate yet goalless, insisting yet high on cloud nine.

"out! now, you little turds! cumberworlds!" the woman reappeared out of nowhere once again, cursing as if she was a victorian woman well in the past. well, she seems old enough to be one.

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[bookfirstlinetourney]

Round 1

She awoke to a boxcar full of corpses, which was damn lucky, because it meant she now had a one-way train ticket to exactly where she wanted to go.

-Amber Skies, @cryptotheism

So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians.

-Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians, Brandon Sanderson

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

-Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[onlycosmere]

[slashingdisneypasta]

Mr. Gabriel is standing in the center of the room, facing slightly away from us. The tables have been cleared away against the bookshelves, and a giant and disturbing shape has been drawn in chalk on the floor. Its unpleasant lines and angles form a kind of frame around the librarian, who seems to have sprouted large black bat-like wings. Also, long twisty black horns of some kind are now spiralling out of the top of his head. He is bending slightly forward, looking at the floor, muttering something incomprehensible in a low, guttural voice.

He's not dancing around, at least. So there's something.

After an eternity of standing there in the doorway, trying to take this in, I hear Ryan's voice speaking from what seems a great distance.

"You were right. I was able to tell right away."

Mr. Gabriel slowly turns, raising his head. The amount of blood spattered across his light-blue button-down shirt makes me gasp. Whose blood is that? Where did it come from? There is blood on the floor, too, I realise. A lot of it. There is so much that I think there cannot be very much left at all inside whomever it came out of.

"Oops," Mr. Gabriel says. "Thought I locked those." Then grins. It is not a comforting expression. Especially with those fangs.

"You're- " Ryan appears to be trying to think of something appropriate to say.

"John Gabriel, the new Librarian," Mr. Gabriel says brightly. "Pleased to meet you!"

"But you're- you're not- " Ryan stops, shallows, starts again. "You're not human," he says. He seems to feel it is very important to point this out. Perhaps in case Mr. Gabriel was not aware.

Mr. Gabriel's terrifying grin grows even larger, stretching impossibly across his face. He begins to laugh. Then he stops laughing and winks at us.

"Strangely, the job description did not specify that as a requirement."

- Evil Librarian, Michelle Knudsen

[aidendh]

Picrew

The last of the BSD:LS batch, Vincent! His can also work for RAU!Poe as well

[theforbiddentower]

Aaron is jumping around at the end of his tether like an overexcited dog, visibly beside himself with happiness. He's gazing lovingly at his bloody, exhausted, exhilarated fish-featured demoness with the same naked want as when she was in human form. Perhaps more. She spares him a tolerant, fond smile, which is particularly disturbing with her long eel's mouth, and I swear he almost loses consciousness from bliss.

- Evil Librarian, Michelle Knudsen

[best-childhood-book]