I cannot believe I have experienced what the orange man dealt with in politics
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"What's a Christmas tree without a little light?!" -Heisenberg, moments before spontaneous tree combustion
I'm giving up and calling this done. Happy holidays, everyone!
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crossposting stuff again but i’m having a Wind Waker emotions attack and did you know that WW ganon actually took the time to wrap tetra in the blanket she was sleeping under before hovering up to the top of the tower with her under his arm like a soccer ball. it’s such a tiny thing but the fact that he thought to do that at all. i cant i cant
hewas really like ‘Get Bundled Idiot!!!’ like he had adoption papers ready to go. he was dead from the moment he decided he’d rather take care of her than kill her
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yuki not even showing up to fight the older sister team when his contract hangs in balance and there's 3 candidates for 2 cars in the alpha tauri, and max getting no penalties for impeding ahahaha what an ontologically evil team 🥰
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it’s all yibo featured in chanel’s ig, youtube and official website. that’s the power of online engagement and the people who showed up for him during the show. even before it started, some antis and yxh have been trying to discredit him, from the vip treatment at the airport. to his clothes, where he was seated, how he was treated etc. maybe it will come up again at some point but the truth is — that don’t matter. the brand sees his value.
i don’t understand why people were so fixated on what season are his clothes from. it’s so different i guess, cause internationally, we mostly prefer archive pieces. and as long as he looks good in it. i swear, people were just looking for anything to mock him with.
i was cackling cause while those low-life antis were scrambling for something negative to trend, yibo arrived at the show all smiles and waving to the crowd. same thing with his getty images close-up, they thought they could find flaws and criticize his visual — they came up with nothing. he looked amazing. living his best life honestly. 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 meeting friends/acquaintances at chanel and even had time to play tennis. our unbothered king!
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One day, they will reconcile, but that day will come when Vale realizes it wasn't some master plan. Marc was just a kid with only half of his frontal lobe fully developed, acting just like him in his 20s messy and chaotic on the track. What happened at Sepang and Valencia was partly his fault, too. If Vale hadn't made that press conference, calling Marc out and expecting him to crumble like others had, Marc wouldn't have decided to follow him around on the track. The same goes for Valencia. With all the rumors and personal attacks, how could Marc let him win, especially when that person had broken his heart? There are two people responsible for what happened in 2015, and one of them was the older wiser one
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIR GEL!!!!!!!!!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO BAD.. I HAVE A PRESSURE HOSE READY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS!!! HAUGHHH!!!!! GET OVER HERE LET ME REMOVE THE HAIR GEL!!!!!!! HAUGHHH
-EVIL HAIRDRESSER ANON
You think a little water is going to stop me!?
You think I, Alex J. Mullner, star gridball quarterback, would EVER let my defenses down!?
BOOM! TRASH CAN LID!
GIVE IT UP.
AND MAYBE I'LL LET YOU KEEP YOUR DUMB GLASSES.
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mildly embarrassing confession: so i’m obsessed with no rolls barred plays blood on the clocktower and i don’t watch nrb outside of it but i really like the cast and it’s a fun vibe. (also watched a bit of noobs on the gooftower and tpi official vods) there were some standouts cast members when i first watched them last year but this time i’m generally enjoying everyone and liking everyone’s different play styles.
then in my sleep deprived state i start to become slightly obsessed with this one regular. just slightly. like i start hoping he gets big plays and screentime and funny bits. but i also want to see him mess up spectacularly and blow shit up for his team because he always gets stuff comically wrong and idk 💥💥💥 i don’t know why i picked him out of everyone but whatever, it’s just a 2h long game, cool to pick a bias for absolutely no reason, and i enjoy everyone regardless.
then one day it hits me like a truck. it’s because this guy reminds me of martyn. not in the sense he’s like martyn but he has the same effect martyn has on me. inexplicable whimsical fascination and wanting him to explode while giggling and twirling my hair. it’s ALWAYS a witty british man who’s good at improv and also has a WIFE. i can’t fucking stand myself 😭
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Probably Alcina's POV with smol Cassandra:
Turned around for a minute and she put sand in my coffee. Have kids it's fun they say.
Revenge. Smol Cassandra would certainly do this for revenge because she got grounded and doesn't think it's fair.
Like-- She's smart and always plotting something. Alcina can easily get into her own head thinking 'Yes, this is the child I don't have to worry about, the world should fear her' Then she realizes that this applies to her too and she spends years trying to figure out how to parent this child and give her clear boundaries and structure while also giving her the space to express herself.
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this is stupid and i feel like i’m losing brain cells. totally a joke and an attack most of us have anticipated. it’s the same song & dance. just as he dominated PFW — the yibo vs jennie HS pops up & now awards season is upon us, some people are getting so anxious once more cause wyb is gonna trample everyone else.
i really didn’t want to make a post about it cause of how absurd. the hs in the morning did not have his name on it, it just said #wigconcert and the comments were clarifications. but as of writing, the hs already has his name and on #1 in entertainment. It’s not WYB himself who refuted, it’s the fan club.
i’ve read a good comment that said these “rumors” spread about wyb always have no hard evidence, but catchy enough for people to click. for passerby to second guess and have doubts on his credibility. remember he also did that break dance promo for hangzhou asian games so positive talk about him was on the up & up. another thing that is being implied here is he did it so he can be with his previous female co star.
the fact that yxh are acting like the concert was something very recent when it was actually last 8/25/2023. Last night, the video was cut and purposely made out to be this rumor that is now being passed around.
I feel sorry for the girl caught in this, who looks like a staff member of the artist.
• Where is the protruding adam’s apple that is wyb’s defining feature?
• The shoulders? Hmmmmmm.
• The small hands? Lol. Yibo fans know that his hands are bigger than his face. 👋🏼
the height too. the venue has this moshpit kind of thing and they are supposed to be standing. Does this look like WYB’s height to you? he is known as someone who stands out wherever he is no matter how much he covers. there is also about how this “girl” was walking, i won’t even upload it here cause it’s obvs not yibo.
i know it comes with his position as a celebrity, a formidable & talented one at that. plus how freakin shady c-ent is as a whole. but like, give him a break.. it’s not his fault that he effortlessly puts everyone else to shame.
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