#ex model

[themancorialist]

Tib Street, Manchester.

[tusecretadmirer2]

This model was extremely lean! Looks like he chose eating over modeling 🥵🥵

[bumbleinmyrums]

EX model gunperry is so goated I love it so much

[well-hello-hi]

God. I would rather pick shit, piss and blood up off the ground than suck cock for cash.

I would rather work 73.5 hours in one week again, walk 70,000 steps in one day again, would rather pump tires and inspect cars again than desperately resort to fucking rich elites, photographers and oligarchs. Im an ex fashion model and i deserve the right to vent abt this shit without industry hookers lying and claiming im slut shaming when IM NOT.

Queue all the angry hookers who are either gonna be like “ItS ApArT oF ThE JoB” or the other bimbos who are gonna be like “ZOMG R U TRYING TO MAKE ALL MODELS LOOK LIKE WHORES UR JUST JEALOUS”

Im not saying all models are whores, youd be a fucking bimbo cunt for saying prostitution doesnt exist in the industry. Prostitution/sex work shouldnt be a hidden requirement to be a model.

I fucking hope we go to war just so the military will have a fucking waiver for anything. Would rather die in a hole than sexually serve the patriarchy.

[what-i-want-shitpost-vent-idklol]

Brief life story abt why i went from modeling to custodial and i love it. Its an honor.

I have ADD. School was a constant battle, a constant competition to outperfom myself in subjects my brain is just not hardwired to do. I fucking hated constantly being enforced to fit a standard. I hated it.

Now, i also have a psychotic control freak obsessive narcissistic mom who was obsessed with finally having a beautiful daughter. She grew up ugly. So she tried living the experience of being beautiful through me. She would always enforce me to wear hideous clothes she loved, always forced me to wear makeup, always forced me to dress, act, and look a certain way. So im enforced to live up to a standard at home, and at school.

Now, i became a model out of highschool. Literally the same situation as my mother pretty much. Except now the modeling industry polices and controls every fucking facebook and instagram post i make. All political views and innocent opinions are repressed heavily or i would lose modeling jobs.

And ofc bcus im outrageously hot, i had a fucking horrendous paychotic boyfriend who would police and control every fucking thing is did, he would accuse me of cheating if i didnt respond to a text after just 5 fucking minutes, he would send me hundreds of texts per day. Awful. Hated him.

So now, i just pick fucking trash up. No one micromanages me. No one enforces me to look a certain way (although im still outrageously fucking hot) no one follows me around all day and accuses me of cheating on them if i stop giving them attention for 2 fucking seconds. No one enforces me to live up to an intellectual standard. I work with ppl who are more retarded than me. Its fucking awesome. I just fucking love it. Im literally the hottest custodian.

So anyway i guess i highly recommend this job to abuse victims, victims of narc mothers, victims of add, and victims of generally controlling industries. I dunno. I just think its funny. Haha.

weird post i just dont want on my public socials i dunno. Hahaha

[ewwww-what]

They’re super okay and friends and totally on good terms guys you have to believe me

[exiledsummer]

Their height difference gives Larry quite the view.

[idlerin]

nonsense — epilogue: 43. utterly nonsensical

masterlist — previous | fin.

✦ fun facts !

oikawa does make sure that he proposes when [name] leasts expects it (and in clothes she would approve of)

its been two years since the final chapter, by this time, [name] already has a stable job as a screenwriter while oikawa’s acting career is still booming.

[name]’s friends know oikawa has been wanting to propose for months.

nonsense ! an oikawa tooru social media au

synopsis. you were oikawa tooru’s #1 fan, until you became his #1 hater. you hated him so much you went viral on twitter (accidentally) and literally became known as “the oikawa tooru hater”, doesn’t help that he keeps fueling the fire by subtweeting you. everyone is all in for this new drama. what isn’t known to the public, is that this particular drama’s been on hold for three years (him being your ex and all).

a/n — 3/3! i don’t even know where to begin, nonsense has been an integral part of my life for around 2-3 years, even before i began posting the story on tumblr, before it was even called ‘nonsense’. it’s been on the back of my mind for ages, and when i started this story i didn’t even think it would take me this long to finish it. there has been a lot of times where i lost motivation in writing, and i never forced myself to create because then i just know the content i would put out wouldn’t be the same. so i wrote when i felt like it, when i wanted to, because i think you should never force yourself to continue something if you don’t feel like doing it anymore.

i’m also the type of person that would persist when i love something, and i really really love nonsense. i love this little world that i created and i hope other people loved it too. it’s funny how nonsense began as a silly little thought just because i ran out of smaus to read, and i really did not know how to even make one! i just relied mostly on my gut and thought to myself what i would like to read :). nonsense is very dear to me because it’s the first smau i ever made, i started this last year and i think the story grew with me!

i would just like to thank everyone who read, liked, commented, reblogged, interacted, and spared time for nonsense. i can never say enough how every single one of you mean the world to me, you guys were part of the reason i kept coming back and finishing what i left of. motivation is really the key problem i have, and i can say what motivates me is my love for the story, haikyuu, and you guys ❤️

i love all of you so so so much, thank you for being part of this story and hopefully reading nonsense had made you smile or even made your day.

now, onto my next work! (that i will most likely procrastinate on too, bare with me my darlings)

taglist is closed ! + (1/2) @kawaii-angelanne @ceneridiankaa @kittycasie @rukia-uchiha-98 @polish-cereal @kellesvt @rockleeisbaeeee @kashxyou @imsoluvly @jjulliette @tooruchiiscribs @littlefreakjulia @gomjohs @qualitygiantshoepsychic @mellowknightcolorfarm @konzumeken @migosple @kuroogguk @sangwooooo @katsu-shi @wolffmaiden @rijhi @2baddies-1porsche @yeehawcity @aishkaaa @crueldinasty @renardiererin @yyuiz @llamakenma @penguinlovestowrite @princelingperfect @hearts4faey @yoonabeo @pantherhappy @julia-1901 @godsbiggestmenace @angel-luv-04 @noideawhothatis @bethbat @natsvmie @luna-mothii @lylovw @apinu @leave-rae-alone @kamikokii @bananasquash @eitaababe @minimari415 @hanabihwa @nilopillo

[rene-spade]

some smau! memes for my new fic

sneak peek 🤗

fic is out! here is part 1

Ren

[harbingersecho]

finally played thru the infamous if demo and had an excuse to make a goth guy. with Facepaint and a coontail and everything. so here's Dane aka Lacuna of Dead Rat Society

[tusecretadmirer2]

This model

This model got addicted to the beer and tacos on vacation those habits have spilled over into normal his normal life. He is just now realizing you can’t out exercise a bad diet when you are always traveling and can barely find a gym. I wonder if any of his friends have teased him and poked him in his gut yet. That lower belly is really starting to poke out 🥵🥵

[editfandom]

Nathan - Ex Machina, 2014

[well-hello-hi]

When i was a model i fucking hated the cunts who were all like “omg ur skinny and cock drippingly gorg how dare u modeling should only be for fuck ugly fat cunts bcus fuck ugly bitches help me cope with not being pretty enough and skinny enough to be a model”

Those bitches are the same kind of bitches as bitches who say this “omg modeling should only be for GOOD PPL and not hot bitches who are also prob good ppl but i like pretending theyre shit ppl kuz it helps me cope with being fuck ugly”

[karmaspidr]

Axis Saves Frisk

[thirstyvampyr]

#growth 🌱

[toastedkiwi]

So Riley did a tour essentials video for CMT and ya know, I think there would be some added stuff with certain readers soooo lemme tell you what I think would be brought:

Kelce - he pulled out a diaper and a pack of wipes. He explains “can’t forget about diapers and wipes with a little one on board. And it always seems like I get on the bus just in time to change her diaper.”

Shy - he sat his son up on the table and said “this is my son— The Little Duckman. I’m very lucky that him and his mama join me on tour. I can’t be more grateful for them to be with me while I get to travel around performing. Plus they’re great company especially this little guy with these chubby cheeks.”

Ex Popstar - he holds up a tshirt with his wife on the front. “Travis Kelce might have friendship bracelets but I got tshirts with my wife’s face on them. Y/n wears my merch and I wear hers— actually she steals my clothes… so do the kids. But I pack extras when they come along.”

Model - slaps down a pair of jeans. “I bring an extra pair of jeans in case something happens like a spill or a klepto-mania-ac- is that the word? kleptomaniac world renowned model decides to take a pair. I’ve never met a girl who could wear my jeans. It’s a first for me.”

Robertson - he shows a duck call and said, “my girl actually made me this. I bring it with me everywhere. It’s my good luck charm.”

Bachelorette - he pulled out a framed photo of her. “Can’t forget what she looks like. And yes, I did this myself.”

Deaf - he shows an ASL For Dummies book and said “I’m still tryin’ to get better with my signin’ skills when there’s down time. There’s a girl I wanna impress.”