#except in bathroom

[torturedpoettsv]

rn there's so much shit going on in my life and i've no idea what to do

[yardsards]

some people on here make Hating All Social Rules such an obnoxiously large part of their personality that you could say "it is polite to avoid farting in a crowded elevator if you can help it" and they'd call you an oppressive puritan who hates the incontinent

[zer0point5ive]

lawrence sitting at his desk, swivelling on his chair and talking on the phone. john, i told you there’s no such thing as- john will you just listen to me there’s- sorry, give me a minute i need to take something, my leg- yes it’s still hurting, cutting your foot off will do that especially without proper medical treatment .. well you could’ve at least given me something that wasn’t a rusty hacksaw, jesus christ .. yes i know .. i am grateful .. anyway, as i was saying there’s no- yes i know what that pederson lady said but just- you know what? go. it sounds great. hope you have fun

[lipt-97]

came back just to post these. okay bye

[beaft]

every time i tell my mum about a personal difficulty i've faced due to being trans she's like "well you can't complain, you chose this" and i'm like. alright. technically true, i suppose, but also not the most tactful or helpful thing you could have said in the moment

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I’ve been laughing for 5 fucking minutes about Howdy just wetly slapping on the floor with a slide sound affect after emerging and everyone just staring at him really amazed yet absolutely disgusted, I’m going into orbit

behold, the Majestic Product of Metamorphosis ✨

[derrydeer]

3d shipping but adams ghost sits in the cuck chair and watches them fuck every night. he makes comments like those old guy muppets and only larry can see and hear him.

balls deep in mark and lawrence is having a psychic battle with his demon twink ex

[aroaceleovaldez]

so in HoO we get a totally unaddressed thing about the Hephaestus cabin apparently have an underground tunnel system beneath their cabin that they’ve been excavating for almost a century and haven’t found the end to yet. We never hear about this again. But when Jake Mason is explaining it, he jokes to Will Solace that “You Apollo guys can’t have all the fun,” which implies the Apollo cabin also has secrets.

Anyways I think we should just start headcanoning random wild secret areas of each cabin just for fun.

[shower-phantom-ideas]

I want to believe danny finds it more annoying to use children swears.

Vlad uses food

Mr. William Lancer uses book titles

And Danny can say things like “oh golly this is on heck of a situation”

At first it started as it starts with any child. Wanting to test the limits of the rules and then he noticed it annoyed some adults. They can’t tell him to just swear :3. So he kept it. As he gets older he does curse like normal but not very often. Like it’s rare. Imagine his coworkers the first time he drops the “f-bomb”

Do you think they are shellshocked (thats a good handsoap) or do you think they scold him.

[radi0silenxe]

THIS WAS SO CUTE!!! especially stan's face

[dennisboobs]

the funniest thing about the macden apartment layout is that they could have very easily laid out the apartment to have another door leading into the bathroom but the only way in is through dennis' room

[white-weasel]

Before I watched Saw IV and V, all I knew about Hoffstrahm was that they had a bit of an antagonistic relationship to each other (that caused people to ship them) and there was a scene where they’re in a Saw trap together and one of them gets into a glass coffin to survive while the other subsequently dies

All this to say: I thought the whole glass coffin scene was supposed to be Strahm sacrificing himself by shoving Hoffman into the box and Hoffman watching in horror, trying to open the coffin but being unable to… and in hindsight I could not have been more wrong about any of the context of the scene lol

[alzrite]

Laptop in the bathroom

Tim Drake edition

Tim has been in the cave working on a case.

He goes to the bathroom with a cold mug of coffee in hand.

He opens the door as he takes a sip.

He chokes.

There on the bathroom floor. His laptop. No laptops. All the laptops he kept in the mannor. Piled up on the bathroom floor. From his backup laptop to his backup backup laptop to his backup backup backup backup backup backup backup laptop.

He blinks. Rubs his eyes. They're gone.

He hears a creek.

He slowly looks up.

"Damian." He hisses. There is Damian. Crouching with a trash bag over his shoulder.

The young bat narrows his eyes. And he disapears.

Screams of rage could be heard.

[knowlesian]

one of my favorite games to play whenever i rewatch the bear is “spot the very realistic health code/basic kitchen rule violations”

so far my favorite is one of the ones i’ve never seen mentioned: how often people wear their aprons outside the kitchen, which is absolutely a no-no and equally absolutely happens all the goddamned time and i am speaking from a lot of experience on that one

[zestylemonsz]

my brain has to make the specific difference between "collapse" and "faint" because iron deficiency so silly

no I did not faint. I simply collapsed. was this early in the morning? yes. was I pretty delirious from waking up? yes.

did I faint? no. I collapsed because my iron was so low and instead of being smart I decided to not stop walking (with vision that was not visioning)

and I managed to somehow collapse in a way that I had no idea how I did it, how I fell, what made me fall (probably low iron) and yeah.

anyway. lesson of the day: don't continue to move with low iron when you can barely see and walk.

[afklancelot]

stories that are inspired by House of Leaves and feature malevolent architecture and houses that change its structure in ways that’s impossible are great and we need more of it especially in horror. but let’s be real: what really cemented House of Leaves as the Book of All Time was Johnny Truant appearing every few pages to give a graphic description of some chick he banged. if a story has only the creepy architecture and does not have a mind-screwy sex scene that appears almost out of nowhere, the story doesn’t exactly take inspiration from HoL as a whole, but rather it takes inspiration from The Navidson Record.