#exept math

[mechanicalred]

//a weird form of being robotkin for me is completing tasks.

//right now doing the dishes, organizing the house or laundry makes me feel like i'm fullfilling my function.

//not in a "i need to do this else i'm usless".

//more like "this is exactly what my coding was made to excel at".

//like my model was to be the ultimate house husband.

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

Personally I think 8 hour exams split over multiple days should not be split into three hour and two hour sessions. Maybe it should be in 2 and one hour sessions, even if it means you have 2 sessions a day so you get a fucking break instead of three fucking hours at once. Like, you know THIS EXAM WAS LAST YEAR

[fuzzy2846]

i need a teacher like this

[simplyabsurd]

I hate my french class cuz like all the reading compression shit is like "écrit dix mots que vous devez chercher afin de comprendre," and I'm like "j’ai seulement trouver deux mot que m’a donné la merde est ils ont pas des facile traduction anglais parceques les différence en 'slang'" and I can't put that cuz that's not the assignment but like what the fuck else am I supposed to write cuz that's the truth and I'm not putting my self on the same level as the guys who I watched snort kool-aid powder with a French level that has them unironically saying "mercy buckets"

Anyways get bitches

[evilchildeyeeter]

every time i have a pe lesson i lose a tiny bit of my will to live

heads up i kinda started venting in the tags so if you dont want to put up with that just scroll <333

[catinc]

Oh, yea, by the way, im only 12 but I have an IQ of 381 AND I'm completely self educated. I can tell whether a Photon is a wavy or not by just looking at it, I have over 30 digits of pi memorized, AND I can tell you the ph level of something by just drinking it. Also I have 87 degrees already.

[makahimetenshi]

Ok so this is a AU where Dipper is a pantologist of 40 years old, he lives in the Mystery Shack after the Standford dissaparence.

When Dipper and Mabel was 16/21 they fall in love to each other, having a sucesfull secret relation ship, the twins left highschool with very good grades but they dont really wanna study anything, Mabel try it studying art but she gets bored easy and she started to sell her things online, believe or not she makes good money.

Dipper doesnt know what to study, he is good at maths but because he hates them and he wanna finish the most quickly possible, maths are not his thing. He actually wanna study something related to paranormal things, but nothing really exist or the title is important so is time to be a writer! Things doesnt work for a very long time, he was getting frustated but Mabel was here to cherish him enought. When Dipper published his first novel he become a famous writer, not because of the first, the second one was a book about paranormal things, third one an enciclopedy about paranormal creatures and more novels, he was really happy at that time.

Mabel convice him to open a blog and he become a very famous blogger of paranormal, with the years the Mistery Twins gets more experience finding paranormal things, even in their own city Mabel found a lot of creatures. For some reason, nobody in Internet believes the creatures was real, so they call it “The Mistery Shack Effect”, the girl think they dont believe the creatures she put in front the camera are real because they are like super real, and Mabel is a crafter so everyone thinks she makes them, and cosplayers really make good jobs at this time so everything is fake, everything, even Mabel big boobs.

Dipper writes articles and ocassionaly he appears in front of the camera, and Mabel was a full-time video-blogger.

When they broke up their relationship everything was sad and horrible but they ended it fine, because before lovers they are siblings and best friends, nothing cant broke up with their friendship. They mover together (it was strange for both but they have enought money to move on off their parents house) to Gravity Falls, near to their uncles. So they fuck everyone in there, Mabel has a lot of boyfriends and Dipper, only ocassional mettings, he dont wanna start a relationship because he was bussy writing and working in paranormal shit with Standford

Until he fall in love with Bill when he magically apears in front of two of them talking about be a good dorito, Bill move on with Dipper and becomes Mabels best friend, really gay shit around her so Dipper doesnt matter about it, after all they become boyfriends and he fucks him everynight.

In a travel Mabel meets a really sweet guy named Georgie, Dipper loves him because he was a geologist so Mabel was going to be fine, and thay guy was the choosen one, she was really happy around him and even Bill notice he is cool, Mabel married him when she was 27 (she has a long record of boyfriends), the party was awsome because Bill magic, the best part of it it was no secret, Georgie was okay with the magic and paranormal shit, and with the demon boyfriend of the sibbling of his wife, he trust Mabel a lot and Dipper was one of his best friends.

At 30 Mabel gets pregnat, Dipper and Georgie were like, the most happy mans on earth and they become Mabel servants by their own will, by that way she and his husband move on to New York but Dipper travel all the weekends to spend with his pregnat big sister, Georgie doesnt really have problems with that, Dipper was cool. Standford and Stanley scream his souls out of their body when Bill found out she was going to get siblings, all in the room were screaming and crying, exept Bill who doesnt give a shit about it, to him it was just mutant semen.

The siblings born, it was a really happy family moment, Mabel doesnt have any problems so everything was perfect.

When they started to grow up Mabel started to take the siblings to her travels on Gravity Falls and they love Dipper and the place, The new Mistery Twins were really exited about fairys and gnomes, because Dipper doesnt let them go to dangerous places. At 33 Bill and Dipper broke up, their relationship doesnt simple work, Bill was too childish and jelous, and also evil and manipulative, so Dipper cant take it anymore. Fights, curses, problems with enchanted people atacking his magic protected house, but after a while these things stop, Dipper know it, just because of that he doesnt do anything, he knows Bill enought, such a waste because it was a 8 years relation shit but Dipper grows up and Bill not, he cant take the jelous teenager rages anymore. They where absolutlly bullshit.

Dipper didnt fall in a depression because he started to study paleontology, he graduates with honors and everyone were proud of him, that party with Mabel and Georgie was crazy. He felt really happy that there are so much people around him in that important moment.  At 37 Standley dies by a heart attack, something that the family was really especting because he was smoking a lot and having really bad habits, but it was a hard hit for the family in general, especially to Standford, who after the funeral dissapear in a portal, leaving the Mistery Shack to Dipper with all his things, everybody was super confused and pretty mad but Dipper and Mabel behind all their worrys understand him a lot, they cant even think how the life would be without his sibbling.

Mabel ask Dipper to find Standford but he refuses, he know it, Standford doesnt dissapear to seach Stanley or anything, he just wanna be alone and he is gonna respect that. And the secret job Standford left it behind is gonna help Dipper in his own research about Anomalys in Earth,  the mark boy move on to Mistery Shack and start living in there.

At 38 Mabel gets really upset because she wanna travel around the word finding exiting things, but she is a mother now, she cant just leave his kids with her husband. Dipper ofers himself to care the kids in summer and gave them the life that Mabel and he has when they were kids so she can go with Georgie. With the insistence of Dipper, she accept the offer but for no more than a week or two, or in the summers. Georgie doesnt know it but she and Dip still has the spark between them and their contact are a little incest.

So at 40 Dipper is studyng the misterys in Gravity Falls taking care of their nephews sometimes, that childs are a light in his life.

[lucillexe]

Some little shit I drew yet again (in math, as always)

So do you all remember purple panther?

Exact. Same. Plot. Exept that thoses two are doing shit in the background the whole time

@rinirinisbestu was reason n*1 for Goldie not to fall

[ladymirdan]

Spoilers! (for an 8year old book but still)

I am reading “The Heraclitus Effect”, and Honsou is once again a fucking idiot (affectionate)😂.

The book overall is very very good exept for the plot twist. The characters are a absolute delight. Honsou’s entire warband is chockfull of fantastic chaosy boys doing chaosy things.

But I want to take Honsou’s head, put it in bread, and call him an idiot sandwich.

The entire plot is, Honsou want to fuck things up for Ventris. So he destroys the planet that is Uriel’s biggest failure and gives him his helmet back.

Tarsis Ultra is a propaganda project that Ultramar is pumping massive amounts of money i to to make it not look like a shit show. Honsou just saved them a shit ton of money by exterminatusing it 😭

BAD MATH! Is this an Iron Warrior thing? Is the reason Perturabo didn't get to build the Imperial Palace that he can't keep within a budget?

[jules32sthings]

some Men and girls here asked me what were the things i struggled the most as i acceped the patrichat and rejected feminisn.

here are some of the things:

*to shut up when Men are talking

that was something i struggled alot because i thought i had something important to say which was equale to Men

*obeying orders from Men

from work to my freetime. i thought too much for myself and thought i know better which was sooo wrong

*focus more on the Men in my life

it was very hard to get ride of my selfish behauvior

*stoping to comped with Men

i thought i need to be good with stuff. but thats not true at all. the only things which realy matter are how good i look, how obeydiant i m and how i make the Men in my life happier.

*focus on the things which are suited for me

i did many things which arent realy good for girls from the wrong sport to how i spend my free time. this took realy realy a long time till i get used to it.

*exepting my boundarys and dont try to go behound them

from education, to my job and many other things

i can read and write and with help easy math thats more then enought. i dont need to know more and focus on other things. i dont need a promotion. its better when people tell me what to do. i cant lead and its even dangoures when i try it.

thats some of the things i struggled alotvat the beginning. some i still do

[sadpuppetsworld]

Do you have any Pirate Percy headcanons?

Hey, thanks for your ask! I wanna apologize if this si late but I had a lot to deal with recently so now I'm back at it again :)

- Percy is horibly anxous and probably wouldn't want to go on moast of the missions if others didn't drag him in

- He is defenetly an older bother figure to Janice. I feel like he would read her storyes before the bed or sing to her and that kind of stuff

- Also I think since he is so afraid of certant people or situations that he really loves animals. (Cats specificly :P)

- He defenetly has insomnia and can't sleep half the times since he is afraid something is gonna happend to him. In fact I'm 100% sure he is scared to fall asleep

- I don't know why but I feel like he would be a good baker. Spesificly in sweet stuff like cookies or cupcakes

- He is defenetly tea over coffie kinda guy

- He is amazing listener and (sometimes) advice giver

- He loves music and besides flute I think he would be pretty good with guitar (After a lot of practice)

- I can't get over that old part of the wiki that said that he is basicly nonbinary, I would like to add that he gaves me pansexual energy as well

- Even tho his father is dead he still has daddy issues and whats to make him proud no matter what he does even tho he is dead

- I think that if Candle Cove was to continiue he would eventualy become braver and has character development sarounding his anxieties and insecurities

- This is totaly rendom but in another life he was a butterfly

- I feel like Percy don't give a fuck about Milo. Like yes what Milo puts him trough is horible and probably leaves a few scars, we always see how Milo is pissed but Percy just doesn't have a reaction (Exept that one time he frowned at the screen because of that song Milo sang to him)

- I'm not sure if he knows that Thade and Skin-Taker are the same person, but if he were to find out I feel like he would be in strong state of denial and all the flashbacks of them together when they were in Tarantula crew would eat him alive

- Again super redom I think he would be very good at math and his favourite number is 4

- Even tho he is scared to death of everything half the time I think he loves to learn about new things

- Loves flowers. Just any kind of flowers he appreceates them

- He is afraid of metting new people but when he warms up to someone I think he would treat you amazing and would trat you like Janice

If anyone has any more questions ask away! I'm open to anything. Love yall ♥️

[katty-vol2]

30 day challenge day 12/30

Hi everyone!♡ It's another day another slay. I feel like next time my challenge will be 75 hard. But right now let's concentrate on this challage. Evetythibg went sloothly exept sleep. I have so much truoble with falling a sleep and going to bed earlier. That's also why I'm posting today so late. Nevermind-I hope you had a great day and wish my luck on sience test and maths exam tomorrow

~Kitty

[greenflamethegf]

I love d&d and more so pathfinder, because math you use it to play is extramly simple. Most of the time you are adding and end up with number under 100.

However, it can go so much deeper. For example expected damage is an avrage so we have do divide stuff. With a bonus of playing with probably distribution when compering a d20 to 3d6.

Of course, that's far from the end of it. How do you evaluate power attack. You can substrack up to 5 from attack roll and add the same number to damaged roll. Great, how you have to account for hit chances if your calculesion.

Simularly with a +2 weapon vs same weapon but a +1 flaming. Exept now there is added caviad that the bonus damage is typed damage.

By the same you can compered Dazzling Display to Cornugon Smash you done way too much math. That's to say nothing compering enthier builds or even lasses against one another.

Then someone takes Sacred Geometry and you find yourself writing python script to prove how hopeless broken that thing is.

And after all that, you sit around the table and make a mind goblin joke.

[fuzzy2846]

blahhh redesign of my of jaqueline!!! im also probably gonna change her name,,, i was honestly a bit in happy with her old design and concept, as i made it right when i got back into the fandom during last summer, and so i just want to make somthing i actually thoroughly enjoy!! ^_^

so basicly her amulet can posses anyone/anything as long as the thing she is possessing is dead, but eventually over time the possession will wear off and the vessel she was using will be a corpse again, if she wants to permanently posses somthing, or more of, have a main vessel she posses, you have to embed the amulet into the body, when you do this, she will still be able to posses things, but once it wears off she will go back to her body that the amulet is embedded in!!!, when she is possessing a vessel it acts like a normal body, she must eat, sleep, drink, ect, EXEPT for one thing, she cannot die, it dosent matter if you crush her, stab her, shoot her, anything, as long as she is possessing a vessel, it cannot and will not die.

things that used to heavily effect her vessel will effect her as well, let’s say if her vessel needed a cain, she will also need one. if her vessel needed glasses, she will also need them, if her vessel had adhd or somthing of the like, she will also have it.

before her consciousness was attached to SCP-963 the amulet was dull and grey, but the moment her consciousness was attached it lit up with colors that were constantly swirling and and changing.

and now some fun facts about her/her main body!!:

she’s flat chested!!

she loves bright colors, she loves to wear them, dye her hair them, accessorize with them, she just love bright/neon colors!!!:3

she’s gender-fluid but typically prefers more feminine terms like “pretty, girlfriend, daughter,” etc!

she’s got AuDHD (same girl same‼️😞)

she’s a nerd, just in general, she’s not a “science nerd” or a “math nerd” she’s a everything nerd

her fashion style tends to change a lot!:3

and uhhh that’s all i can think of for now!! ^_^

bonus doodles:3

[jesterthestar]

☆ | author's note : have absoluetly no ideas of what to write and im so sorry about that :(( Writers block hit me like a train omg. OK BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS , in russia we celebrate smth called teachers day , usually we gave our teachers some cute small presents or smth like that and i HAD TO write this with the kny academy AU.

♱   | warnings : none

Shinazugawa Sanemi

( math teacher )

Don't get me wrong , i think Sanemi would be a great teacher , i think despite his fiesty behaviour everyone would understand him almost instantly and if anyone DID have question he'd just frown and answer it in a more obvious way. But despite that everyone despises him / is scared of him.

Math is absolute shit , and when the teacher is angry almost half of the time it only makes it worse but no one voices out the hatred because they are afraid of being hunted down like a witch.

AND TRUST ME SANEMI KNOWS IT. He is a fiesty , strict motherfucker and he knows it but he's not backing away , atleast most people understand his subject ( wink wink ). So he didn't expect ANYONE to give him a gift for teachers day ... so just imagine his astonishment .

You didn't buy anything too special , it was like some kind off tea in a pretty box and some punny cup.

This man didn't show his exctiment but believe me his soul was screaming.

And one day YOU SAW THAT HE ACTUALLY USED THE CUP , that was even more shocking.

(Academy Sanemi ily )

Obanai Iguro

chemistry teacher

Ok so i think that his story is not really different from Sanemi. He would probably be a great teacher but too fiesty for someone to like him.

( he is just a bit better than Sanemi but he would still be really strict.)

Everyone also hates him because he doesn't let anyone retake tests and other quizes.

As the lesson you took out the gift and came up to Obanais desk handing it to him . It was two matching scarfs ( one of them for Obanai and the other for Kaburamaru )

( how did i even come up with this 💀💀 )

He wasn't so good at keeping his composure , his eyes widned , it looked like he didn't get a gift for years.

He mumbled out something like 'thank you' , he was actually pretty happy.

You didn't see him wear the scarf in school but he did use it , he just didn't want you to see so you wouldn't get so excited.

Uzui Tengen

art teacher

Now .. Tengen is a whole different story.

Art is an easy subject and the teacher is just a tease. His lessons are more of a comedy club or a circus and Tengen is the clown. His attitude in not teacher like and i think he far morr understand teenagers / high schoolers always making them cheer up and / or relax.

(He's deff the kind that let's people sleep during his lesson.)

So alot of people got gifts for him , come on the mans a sweetheart !

You weren't an exeption , of course ! You bought him nail polish and some cheap jewlery.

Tengen was more surpirsed because you actually didn't buy something boring like flowers or candy ( in a good way of course )

Really does wear the jewlery you bought him and also uses the nail polish !

[annahmiraculousmillenium]

tagged by @steffen-dilfrael

yo sorry im late

Are you named after anyone: nop unique name here i think.

When was the last time you cried: .... a monthnago i think... sadness, homesickness, havent eatent ginger since new year...

Do you have kids: nop.. doesnt plan to

What sports do you play/have you played: Oh boy! a lot in order of favoriteness: pingpong, volleyball, swimming, biking, basketball, football, badmington, tennis, walking, and my least favorite running.

Do you use sarcasme: rarely (on the net and IRL)

Whats the first thing you notice about people: first impression if they're nice or not.

Whats your eyes color: very dark brown

Scary movie or happy ending: HAPPY HAPPY HAPYY

Any talents? : people say i sing great, my friends say i draw great, but i thik my talent is eating.

Where were you born: Tamatave

What are your hobbies: reading fanfiction, procrastinating , drawing, playing old pokemon rom (hack), guitar, singing, writing?

Do you have any pets: not curently (does my four cats and one dogs living an ocean apart from me count?)

How tall are you: 1.70 on my ID ..... okay buts its 1.69 ...

Favorite subject in school: MATH!!! ok no it was Art plastique and Music

Dream job: Math Professor.... (exept now i have doubt about it hmmmmm... idk)

so now ill tag other pepole: euh... @miraclechatbug, @briselegeredansletemps , @leechysmile, @joeytaylor, @venus-vulpes, @anonymous-lizard, @gem-zed, ah.... everyone else who want to!

@amimiamimiamimi, @stgcookie99, hmmmmm.... , @,