#expecting a kiss with tongue

[mossandfable]

random Gelphie doodle dump!

haven’t posted properly in a while but I’m mostly doodling and experimenting these days

[citricacidprince]

Everytime I see those fandom redraws of that “Never kissed anyone before | Is expecting kiss with tongue” meme I’m violently thrown back to my middle school days where that EXACT thing happened to me and I shudder in horror

[captainzigo]

this is the original i think:

[winded-wolf]

tell me i’m wrong

[swordmaid]

completely enraptured at the thought of brienne initiating a kiss for the first time and she just stands very stiff, firm grasp on jaime’s shoulder, leans in for like a very quick peck and that’s it. but her face is on fire btw, and she rehearsed that in her head 15 mins prior and she was also thinking up some lines before that like she was going for a more casual approach (“you have a little something-“ kiss!) or maybe something a bit more confident and direct (“can I kiss you? ACK…!!!!!!!!!ooouuuugghh…) but in the end she didn’t get to say any of that bc she literally just walks up to him and kisses him very quickly and she’s like 🫡 my job here is done, see ya. meanwhile jaime is stunned, completely disarmed, trying to process that HIS shy sweet brienne just kissed him so very nonchalantly and he’s like Huh..?? 🧍‍♀️ then huh…!!!!!!! 🙀😼😼😺 then he’ll just very briskly and casually just catch up to her theatrically cough like ahem AHEM. i did not know you were a thief, stealing kisses that. i thought you were such an honourable knight but you are nothing more than a scoundrel, a rogue that steal kisses from unassuming maids..!! 🧐🤨 you have to make up for what you did ser knight or else I’ll think u have no honor. another kiss, please. and he will be very delighted and annoying about it

[drakkonyan]

Shu takumi himself appeared in a dream and revealed this to me

Text: (over Apollo) "has kissed but doesn't want to overwhelm him"

(over Klavier) "has never kissed but reads shit tons of fanfiction (he learnt all the wrong things from it)

[giogiostart]

Some (of many) lawlight sketches I’ve done this past week

[witchchick1228]

did the meme with charlie and vaggie's first kiss

what probably happened instead:

[denkigami]

this meme is literally them, their first kiss would be like this

[skrunksthatwunk]

i lied kuwameshi time NOW

[plangentlyre]

Jennifer, although confident in her disposition, is just as hopeless in her kissing skills as Jessica is and they both struggle trying to find a correct angle where they can actually do the kissing part because one, Jessica's lips are shut tight and two, Jennifer has her entire tongue out as they're stuck squirming around each other's mouths awkwardly.

[soothedcerberus]

“Tracks... If you wanted a taste, you could’ve just asked ;]”  “Raoul!!”

[dunn-0]

alex and aleksa

[rosanishelios]

forced to watch this every time I want to make a sandwich

[jabberwockprince]

italy's smoothest twink and manus' most unstable femboy make out in the sloppiest style

[soldier-poet-king]

Finished r&g are dead on my lunch break I am SOOOOOO normal about theatre of the absurd and existentialism and the next person to conflate it with a grimdark atheistic nihilism is gonna fuckin catch my fists. Like. That's not the POINT. Existentialism, is a thing of hope. It is bloody and resolute determination when there is no reason to hope and nothing to hope for. Soren father of existentialism Kierkegaard would not stand for this. Even fuckin Camus is like. Anti suicide. Create meaning. 'we must imagine Sisyphus Happy' became a meme but most of these mfs don't even GET THE POINT of it and it's just

/mangled screaming/