#explicitly

[optimisticlucio]

Guys. If you’re gonna make a post about Israel or Gaza, and just Israel or Gaza, can you get off the #jumblr tag

That’s a tag for Jewish tumblr. Yknow, Jewish stuff. Mezuzot, stories from the mikrah, converts talking about the process. The politics of one Binyamin Netanyahu and his cronies is a different topic and for the love of god I want to get a break from this shit sometimes.

Imma start blocking people who do it istg

[scootersscooter]

kaziver works because their friendship is super fucked up and they're codependent. by the way.

[chekovs-merkin]

here’s your friendly reminder that wanting your ship to be canon is a cool motive, but still bi-erasure

[cylo]

broke: Wyll is transformed into a tiefling!!! woke: Wyll's physical transformation is not that unto a tiefling, his stats are unchanged from human. the point of the punishment is to hurt Wyll socially. the features Wyll gains cannot be found in the character creator for tieflings. they are explicitly different. it's because they are devil features. it differentiates him from both humans AND tieflings leaving him with no one else to turn to but Mizora. in this essay i will--

[godtierjune]

"you bet your ass it's gonna be big"

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

"and he, he, he, always him and me an extension of him"

"Let her get used to waiting, than women’s life is waiting, always waiting."

"I fell into his arms as if I was throwing myself into the sea."

"I was a woman like any other, even more of a woman than any other, because the feminine attributes of resignation, affectation, falsehood, sweetness and meekness surpassed those of other women in me."

"I don't want anything from you, I don't ask you anything, I only demand my freedom. My absolute freedom."

"If she were a boy! But she is a woman, and her life will be like everyone else's, a constant sacrifice."

"I had few sympathies among the male group. Men always saw in me a strange being, not very feminine, whom they liked to humiliate as if they suspected some ridiculous rivalry in me... I did envy them! Their freedom, their clothes simple, strict, without any fantasies, their right to behave naturally, without affectation..."

“Fall into his arms! Did you say that?” / “Yes” / “I rather I throw myself off the balcony!"

"spitting in my face all of male's contempt for the female."

"Just remember that I'm enough for myself, that I don't need anyone, that I don't want anyone's affection, and that I don't want anyone either. Anyone!"

-Hidden Path, by Elena Fortún

[puppypilled-sheep-wife]

Not to be a huge homo on main

but

I think it would b very sweet to wake up in a bed full of girls, sneak out to the kitchen before they wake, an then wake them all up /w coffee and pancakes

[starzzarehere]

QPR is platonic op. It's in the name itself: queerplatonic relationship. QPRs are basically friendships that go beyond the limitations of traditional friendships. Just an extra layer of emotional intimacy there lol

i'm not aro but i find it so annoying whenever i see a well-written, tight-knit friendship & people immediately jump to "they're dating/poly/qpr" like NO. they are FRIENDS. are we familiar with that concept? and it's getting to the point where i am genuinely afraid to write complex friendships because i don't want people to be like "oh this relationship is Too Meaningful to just be platonic" like no??? it's meaningful because it's platonic. ugh

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[hauntingyourself]

Do you think they ever pieced together what happened or were they always like “wow that was a weird shared dream we both had” ?

[stemmmm]

one more one more

same au thing as last time

[finalbiohazard]

succumbed to a redraw trend on Twitter

[a-method-in-it]

You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

[voicebones]

still dont quite know how to draw odysseus but take this

+blank ver under the cut because bro pisses so many people off i cant make all the possible versions of this on my own

[specsthesecond]

Imagine how hard it must be getting out of bed in the morning with your massive orc husband passed tf out on top of you.

Snoring in your ear, arms slung over you to pull your back into his chest, his leg over yours too. You're not going anywhere lmao.

Feeling all his dead weight on you makes you realise how gentle he is with you when he's awake.

You have to shuffle around quite a bit before stirring him, even then he only digs his tusks into the crook of your neck and mumbles some sleepy gibberish.

Asking him to let you get up will get you nothing but a grumble as he brings the sheets up over your shoulders and traps you in a cozy prison.

The only possibilities for escape are:

1. Telling him you have to pee, in which he'll begrudgingly let you go. He follows you to the bathroom door, blanket around his shoulders, waiting for you to do your business. He'll then snatch you up the second you open the door and carry you back to bed so you can make up for lost cuddle time.

2. Waking him up with a morning fuck. Just grind back on him and he'll hum lowly, kissing up your neck, his cock waking up as he grinds back on you. Emptying his balls in your hole seems to be the best way to get him up and going for the day. Afterwards, you'll be fucked out in bed while he walks around the bedroom, all awake and cheery while getting dressed, making the bed, asking you what you want for breakfast and what the plans are for the day.

[mofsblog]

"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status

"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞