#explicitred

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Pantalone Headcanons - (Male Reader)

June 10, Post 6 of the "30 Days Fanfic Event"

Pantalone, a man who is obsessed with mora, is more possessive of you.

One who tries to sneakily grab one of his mora, is in for a rough time. Meanwhile, you could grab handfuls of his mora in front of him, and only earn a pleasant and genuine smile from Pantalone.

He was greedy for Teyvat’s currency, but was greedier for you, savoring each last touch you give him.

Pantalone took care of everything and anything he could for you, eyes averting with blush lightly coating his cheeks whenever you praised him in response.

By now, your room was full of untouched presents, stacking all up to the ceiling from him buying more and more presents for you every day. So many presents… and yet Pantalone’s still buying more gifts at this very moment?

…Ah, perhaps asking Pantalone to get a separate room for presents will do?

And meanwhile he starts working on your request, let's start spending a couple of hours opening a small percentage of his presents.

There was a time you could recall when Pantalone had stopped for a bit to stare at a ring, before smiling at you.

Hmm… Is he thinking of marriage already?

Oh, dear mighty god, won’t you give him a vision of your love for him? (lol, get it? You kinda need to know a small fact about his lore to understand)

Money man is very cash money for us :D ❤️

[sjweminem]

can someone send me inspo for some rreally self-indulgent horrendously explicitr me strahm/me fic every drunk cell in my body is telling me to write rn

[lone-wolf-nergiganos]

Here's a list of my pals:

@4mzie

@lyra-the-astalos-gaurdian

@duexdub

@explicitred

@monster-hunter-stories2-lover

@thatonegaytheaterkid

These guys are very supportive of my work as much as I am supportive of their work, they also write similar stuff I write for so please check these guys out for me, please? 💙

[geoffsocks]

https://www.explicitr.com/members/geoffsocks/

I will still be posting here on Tumblr but please Go here for my more explicit stuff to beat the censors.

Apparently,Me in my socks is somehow sensitive. But other sites show raw bareback sex without a flag? 🙄

[fatalquiiete]

Per tutti/e coloro che vogliono mettere in mostra le proprie grazie senza censura alcuna c’è questo: https://www.explicitr.com Fateci un giro, magari fa al caso vostro. Se volete ricondividere, per conoscenza...

[jooshthepunished]

@support My blog is stuck in explicit mode, I can’t get it out of explicit mode, and I’m basically done with this whole bullshit. Fuck you, and fuck your parent company @verizon. Slip on some ice and break your coccyx, I hope it hurts. 

For anyone interested, I’m on Minds.com as jooshbag, Twitter as jooshbag, I’ll see about an instagram, and might enable Snapchat on my phone again, I’ll post that when I figure out my information. 

Might also check out Explicitr and move there if it’s hospitable, if I do, you’ll likely find me under jooshbag. 

I have no designs to delete my account here, so I’ll update this with my other social media info when I find something new that isn't over-controlling. 

If ever I had any notions of moving to Verizon as my cell service provider, those notions are now completely dead. I advise you to change service providers if you’re as pissed off about all this as I am. They’ve sacrificed this whole platform so they can advertise, they might as well have just made it an ads and coupons page from a newspaper because they’ve stripped away our individual control over our own content in the process. Not even SFW content is safe for Tumblr, because the puritanical IdiotBot algorithm can’t tell fine art, cats, elbows, roller skates, pants, hands, pencils, news articles, pictures of empty rooms, and even historical photos from actual pornography, which is its only target. It can be beaten with a #sfw tag. Seriously? 

And people are saying if we report the errors, the IdiotBot will get better at its stupid job. Fuck that, I don’t went it to get better, I want it to die. I want Verizon to give up on this fucking MarketQuest and give Tumblr back to the users, you know, literally the only reason it’s there. For the users. To use. To make use of. 

Sincerely, Fuck Verizon. 

[simonthechaste]

Hello, all you soon to be Tumblr refugees. Anybody here on Explicitr? Look me up!

[loveandkissescollection-blog]

Explicitr went monthly rent. I refuse to pay. Does anyone know someplace that will show some respect for my gallery of friendship?

[abdlnz]

Anyone tried any of these ?

[leam1983]

Flag this, while you’re at it.

All my Tumblr filth’s gone, and the Safe Mode toggle was blasted into orbit on all platforms!

Also, don’t you dare look at me like that. We all had our sources of smut down here, I bet most of you were smart enough not to Follow them openly. If you were a smart cookie, you figured out how to duplicate smartphone app installs and had an account for NSFW nonsense and one for pedestrian content.

S’what I did, at least. I’ve at least got my Unplugged Hard Drive of Sin to fall back on in a pinch.

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Love at First Sight

Childe x Male Reader

June 20, Post 16 of the "30 Days Fanfic Event"

(This takes place when Scaramouche is a Fatui harbinger)

HARBINGER READER Ft. Scaramouche

It was love at first sight, the way his eyes looked at you when you passed by in the cold hallways of the Zapolyarny Palace.

One could see the hearts in Tartaglia’s eyes if they focused.

“Hey, are you even listening!?”

An annoyed voice spoke, freeing Childe from his trance. Tartaglia flinched in surprise, his eyes slightly widening.

“Who was that…?” The ginger inquired, seemingly uncharacteristic of his tone.

“What, you don’t know them?” The Balladeer speaks in a rude tone, scoffing afterward at Childe’s lack of knowledge.

Tartaglia forcibly and awkwardly laughed irritably, “No, I don’t know them.”

Scaramouche sighed, eyebrows narrowing, “The one who just passed by was Y/N, a Fatui Harbinger.” The Balladeer’s scowl furthered, realizing that there was now a new addition to the competition.

After learning who you were, Childe kept an eye out for you. 

Being interested in you, Childe sent agents to get information on you, learning what you liked and disliked.

You suddenly find presents and gifts at the door frequently, all signed by the code name, Tartaglia. 

Paperwork, fighting, duties of a Fatui Harbinger. When doing your mundane and interesting tasks of a Harbinger, Tartaglia’s eyes often bore into your head.

Whenever you turn your head, enough to see him in your view, Childe’s head immediately turns to the side, looking at something else with a badly hidden panicked expression, kind of looking like a tomato.

For such a powerful and influential Harbinger who is so aware of everything, he doesn’t realize that you always catch him staring at you with a blush coating his cheeks, does he?

[crazydeersoul]

Uncensored!!!

[rawloadstaken]

New locations

- Tapblr has my blog pulled over - Uploading it to Sharesome as soon as the archive is downloaded - New accounts created on Explicitr, Libertine, and Swarmer We’ll see where things go from there, aye?

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Dottore's Experiments

June 17, Post 13 of the "30 Days Fanfic Event"

Dottore x Male Reader

I TRIED DOING A KISSING SCENE FOR THE FIRST TIME GUYS

(mentions of experiments, kissing scene, almost caught?, dottore on our lap, suggestive??) highest voted in Dottore's Headcanons poll

Mad crazy scientist who involves you in his experiments

Of course, he wouldn’t put you into harmful experiments on purpose to hurt you.

Oh, no. He would take extra precautions and ensure your safety.

But alas, these “experiments” are not exactly what you are thinking.

Pushing you into a chair and straddling your lap, Dottore's hands held onto your shoulders.

“Hm, now what is this ‘experiment’ about, this time?” You inquire, as your hands find their way to his hips. 

He slyly smirked, “Well, why don’t you find out for yourself?”

Dottore took off his mask and quickly smashed his lips against yours. His half-lidded red eyes slowly started forming hearts in them.

He moaned in the kiss, panting afterward for air.

Your hand found itself in his hair, pushing him against you for another round of kissing.

Prodding his lower lip with your tongue, you silently requested him to open his mouth.

Dottore’s lips slightly parted, allowing you access to the inside of a wet cavern.

Just before exploring his mouth, two knocks were heard on the door.

Dottore stood up while you were still sitting, walking to whoever ruined his time with you when it was just getting exciting.

He frowned as he answered the door, clearly unpleasantly displeased and angry.

“What?” Dottore spoke in a harsh tone, causing the Fatui Agent who knocked to be scared.

“U-Uh, sir. T-The Ts-Tsaritsa needs y-you…”

“Scram.”

"Y-Yes!"

The agent quickly fled.

Dottore sighed and began fixing his disheveled hair, “Let's finish this another time, dear.”

hehe:

“What?” Dottore spoke in a harsh tone, causing the Fatui Agent who knocked to be scared.

“U-Uh, sir. T-The Ts-Tsaritsa said th-that she could h-hear you a-all the w-way from t-the basement...”

“Bro, I was trying to f-"

"S-Sorry!"

The agent quickly fled, traumatized.

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Diluc Headcanons - (Male Reader)

June 5, Post 1 of the "30 Days Fanfic Event"

As the owner of Dawn Winery and Angel’s Share, man’s gives you all the drinks that you want

You want an apple cider? Got it. You want a Sparkling Berry Juice? Got it.

You want a… um… live lizard in your drink??? Oh, uh, okay. It’s alright, Diluc loves you so much he’ll do it just for you! (Diluc freaking out internally lmao)

(stop giving him weird drink orders lol)

Regardless, if you want something, just tell him! He’s quite rich, so anything you desire shall be yours.

He would do anything to please you, use this mindset of his to do whatever you wish.

You know his idle animation (for his 5 star skin) where he gets a bird perched on his arm, and receives a letter or scroll? 

Whenever he’s missing or longing for you, he sends letters using his messenger bird, before cracking a smile at the thought of you writing back to him.

(Kaeya definitely saw him smile and teased him. Somewhere in the midst, you can hear someone shouting, “RETRIBUTION!” Hm, weird. Oh well, whoever they’re screaming at must be okay, right?)

Oh, but make sure to not look into his office’s desk drawers. You wouldn’t want any spoiler of the thousands of letters he plans to give you, do you? After all, he spent many nights and hours writing each letter and plans to give them to you on specific days or whenever he feels seems fit. hehe

Hm, no wonder why you receive so many letters…

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Cyno Headcanons - (Male Reader)

June 7, Post 3 of the "30 Days Fanfic Event"

As the official King of Invocations and an avid TCG player, Cyno loves battling against you in a duel.

After finishing his duties as the General Mahamatra, he will quickly come to you to excitedly play.

Furthermore, he had recently mentioned wanting a custom TCG painted card of you. Thus leading to spending a night trying to paint yourself on a TCG card alone, wanting to give Cyno the painted card as a present.

When morning arrived, you were finally done with the card.

Cyno smiled softly, cherishing the card that you gave to him. 

He now shows off the present that you gave him to everyone whenever playing TCG.

Ah, Cyno told this person about the present already? Doesn’t matter, hear it again peasant.

No matter where you are, you can never escape the jokes that Cyno has for you.

“Someone asked me if I saw a fungi today, and I said that I saw one in the mirror this morning.”

“...?”

“Get it? Because I’m a ‘fun guy’ with my jokes.”

“...My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”

(Tighnari facepalming in the background)