#exploding coffee

[helenvader]

The whole exchange between Havelock and Leonard is such a gem that one might use it as one very long quote... so here are at least two tidbits.

Vetinari shook his head ruefully. It often seemed to him that Leonard, who had pushed intellect into hitherto undiscovered uplands, had discovered there large and specialized pockets of stupidity. What would be the point of cyphering messages that very clever enemies couldn’t break? You’d end up not knowing what they thought you thought they were thinking …

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‘Tell me, Leonard,’ he said. ‘Has it ever occurred to you that one day wars will be fought with brains?’

Leonard picked up his coffee cup. ‘Oh dear. Won’t that be rather messy?’ he said.

Vetinari sighed again. ‘Not perhaps as messy as the other sort,’ he said, trying the coffee. It really was rather good.

[snek-eyes]

So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.

Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:

Mama, ooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:

Until Aziraphale says:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

He sure did!

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

Of course you are, bud.

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro

History jokes!

Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲

And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)

Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄

[samarecharm]

Love that Ann and Ryuji both love food and bond w Akira over food…something about it is so sweet to me. The ramen shop, the crepes, the hotel buffet, the afternoon diner hangouts, the attic hotpot…Ann making the hotpot suggestion; Ryuji showing u his favorite hole in the wall restaurant…all the thieves enjoying the local restaurants and food in strikers; Akira making the leblanc curry and coffee for teammates, and Akira getting volunteer help to cook restorative food for the team….i just love it alot. I want you to eat bc i want you to be well, i want us both to be well.

[madmutts]

HELPHELPHELOPGRLPHELPHRP HELPELP HELP

[mawu-yama]

chocoffee in the year of the lord 2024? more than u could think

[maudiemoods]

Little doodle before I go to bed yayyyay

I think dancing in the kitchen while your food is cooking is the best experience ever

[taichouu]

A quick Bushwick cowboy for @luxielovesparkles and @mywaywardcupcake because you two have kicked me into my natural habitat again (Western AUs). It looks so natural on Jou despite his city boy roots.. mysterious.

[crystallizsch]

a thunderstorm woke me up and now my veins are running on pure caffeine and (unfortunately) i have jamil on the mind.

so now i'm thinking about what if yuu has an extreme fear of thunder

imagine there's a thunderstorm in the middle of the night.

you've just been weirdly anxious, and when jamil inquired, you begrudgingly admit that you're afraid of thunder.

it's embarrassing. why would you be scared of thunder, they're just loud sounds. it’ll pass.

jamil had to stop himself from making a judgmental remark. even if jokingly.

he’s deathly afraid of bugs, he literally has no place to make fun of you for it.

at least with bugs you can get rid of them, but you can’t just fight the weather unless you’re a powerful mage.

so the least jamil can do is to comfort you.

maybe listening to music sharing headphones.

or make you focus on his voice instead so you don’t pay attention to the loud noises. either by chatting or reading a book together.

of course, maybe he could also use snake whisper on you so your mind would effortlessly cease those fears.

jamil would if you asked. but he’s not going to offer it himself.

(besides, it’s a bit weird if he’s using his unique magic on you again, considering whatever your relationship is at this point.)

and it’s not like that idea would even cross your mind when all you could think about was the agonizing dread of oncoming thunder.

plus it kinda sounds crazy knowingly asking someone to put you under mind control.

every time thunder boomed you found yourself clinging to jamil's clothes. burying your face in his chest. as if you were holding onto him for dear life.

he'd laugh if he knew you weren't deathly afraid of it. so he'd make soothing gestures instead.

the thunder was still unbearable, but eventually you found comfort in jamil’s warmth.

it really helped to drown it out. at least mostly.

this seemed to be a better outcome anyway than forcing you to just forget about it.

and it would’ve been easier, sure. but how many times could you get the chance to cozy up to jamil

and on the other hand, jamil kinda wanted this moment to last. how many times could he have an excuse for "relaxing" with you.

as much as it makes you suffer, him wanting this moment to last longer meant wishing for the thunderstorm to last longer as well.

jamil hopes you can forgive him for being selfish in that regard.

[smalltimidbean]

I finally finished Bugsnax

[askblueandviolet]

What is your favorite food ?mayor

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[peachysorrel]

His house now

[red-might-be-dead]

thirsyt……….

[muckyschmuck]

what a fortunate height........foryou to be (projecting hard onto u lotttie

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

if the marauders survived, they would’ve peaked in the 80’s.

yk what else peaked in the 80’s…

lycra, leg warmers, and aerobics.

my brain is now consumed by the marauders slaying this.

[54625]

It's been fun everyone we had a good run, but I'm pretty sure qFit is going to fucking die of a caffeine overdose

[maudiemoods]

I have a weak and sensitive heart