#express fella

[sapphiel]

New bonus characters for Express:

The bartenders, Guy and Lady, and their 9-year old son, Fella! If Fella seems familiar to you, well that's because he's actually the very same face that greets you when you first boot up Express~

[artsy-splat1]

Express: Derailed Edition/j

This is a mega art gallery of April fools art/edits/whatever that's based off the Cookie Run Shroomie Shenanigans (these took me a while)

THERES MORE TO COME (aka noisebox, mr. radio, klaus, bublin, stovik, and levi-)

So in the meanwhile- take these abominations/j

[helldritch6211]

Its not that i dont ship mel and jayce its just the fact they both deserve so much more than each other….

Like LOOK at them i love them so much… but Mel deserves someone who understands and supports her goals and jayce… well he clearly wants something else?? Whatever he and viktor are nobody knows but them.

[superklutzkent]

god snyder has done irreparable damage to superman/clark i fear. so in this new trailer you've got him expressing genuine emotion in the scene where he allows lois to interview him, as supes — with lois saying “i would question myself and consider the consequences” and clark, frustrated that he's being questioned for trying to help people, because he's been raised to believe it's the right thing to do, replies “people were going to DIE” — he's not meant to be superman in this scene. he's supposed to be clark kent. and clark? he's not superman, not in the sense that others see him. he's human, he was raised human. superman may be kryptonian but clark kent is unquestionably human and that's part of him some people always seem to forget. even questioning his actions it's clark who believed that in stopping a war, helping people, without consultation or need for approval was the right thing to do and it makes sense that he'd be rightfully frustrated that he's under fire for it.

but everyone brainwashed by snyder's adaptation is angry at this because clark is expressing emotion. he's acting human. whereas in every snyder film, to me at least, it felt like there wasn't really even clark it was all just superman. calm, collected, stoic, perfect superman. but now we've got a different adaptation where he's allowed to show that human side of him, to express emotions people have daily and some people are suddenly against it and questioning it. but man idk about you but personally i think it's refreshing we get to see a supes like this, one who's a little more clark and not just the symbol.

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

💥 oh boy, here comes trouble! 💥

[livvy-art]

finished watching my best friend play this game and wanted to sketch some of my fav siffrin faces. i tried to do them justice!

[royaltea000]

oooh fruitieee!!!

[originalwinnerfanfish]

Some funny caboose things)))

[pinksilvace]

he's going straight onto the babygirl list

[mckittyarts]

HAPPY ECHOES OF WISDOM RELEASE DAY!!!!!

[sleepy-bear-tm]

Sylvain~

[sapphiel]

Yooo, Idk if you still do Express-related content but, could we mayhaps get some facts about Guy and Lady? we haven't gotten any for them...

Guy is the trains' bartender, and has quite the massive amount of knowledge concerning alcoholic beverages.

Coming from a poor family, he used to be a hardcore drug addict, but through sheer grit and will, he managed to curb his addictions.

He's a very experienced gambler, all stemming from one fateful night where he got incredibly lucky at a game of poker. After cashing in his winnings, he decided to treat himself at a local club, and that's where he got to meet Lady.

Because of his experience and knowledge in gambling, he doesn't seem to care about cheaters. In fact, he even somewhat encourages them to face him, for as long as he doesn't catch them in the act of cheating, any victory against him is something he considers impressive and admirable.

He loves it whenever Mr. Radio is on-board. The two would go on a loooong and deep discussions on just about anything, as they share very similar interests. However, Mr. Radio has not, and will not, play against him in any sort of gambling game. Ever.

Lady is not actually an official worker for the Specter Express, and is only a regular patron whose ticket is always paid for by her husband, and hangs with him at the bar. Specter doesn't mind this, really, as in his eyes, her helping Guy out makes her a freely hired and voluntary employee who pays him.

Her head-to-body connection is a sort of "spiritual wireless" type, with her head being the energy source. Her head is free to move wherever and however it pleases, but if it gets too far, her body will collapse and stop moving, but it will regain function if her head returns.

Her cigarettes are not tobacco, but are actually herbal, and smells of fragrant flowers. She actually hates true smoking.

The "fire" coming out of her neck has no temperature, and it only seems to designate how "strong" the connection is between her head and her body; The closer her head is to her body, the bigger the flame. The fluid dripping out of her head too seems to be inert, and it evaporates mere seconds after leaving her body, never truly attaching to or blending with anything.

She's all for style and showing off, and occasionally dances for Guy from time to time when the two are alone at the bar. She's also quite a great singer.

Fella is 9-years old and, in SplatJack's words, "is kind of braindead".

He's a bit of an instigator and is very easily entertained. Being a creature of mischief, if one is alone with him, do NOT, under any circumstances, take your eyes off of him. Ever. ...at least not for more than four seconds.

His head is literally hollow, and is occasionally seen "caving in" due to bumping into things. This doesn't seem to hurt him, though.

He's immune to the plot, and very regularly breaks the fourth wall.

He's been friends with both Bridgette and Madmask, and sometimes the three go on lil adventures together~

Wear your fucking headphones, dipshit.

[shelfperson]

this too is yuri

[thatonechocogirl]

some headshots of bear boy :]

[psalmsofpsychosis]

Me: yeah no i can cook gutwrenching Batman headcanons

Gotham TV: baby Bruce curls besides Alfred's hospital bed after Alfred gets stabbed in the heart, never leaves his side for one moment to the point that Gordon has to bring him food, he's red faced and hicking up all the time, whispers to Gordon "i can't lose him; he's all i have," and after Alfred comes back to life he brings books from Wayne Manor and softly reads horror bedtime stories to Alfred during the day until Alfred eases down and falls asleep

Me: god nevermind

[n3arell-art]

he did say to look for the spymaster, or should he have said the spy master ?