#extreme unicycling

[dafffffodil]

i've been making an extreme unicycling game

It's called STREET UNI X and it's coming out really soon and I just released the trailer, check it out:

there's also a demo on Steam so try it if you think it looks cool and wishlist if you are into it!

[missholoska]

So just for the general crew, how do you prefer your bikes? Two wheels? Three wheels? One wheel? No wheel?

[soupy-girl]

my thoughts after watching the first two episodes of smosh vs. zombies:

brody is in love with savannah but thinks he’s in love with gracie

savannah is in love with gracie but doesn’t understand that’s what she’s feeling

gracie is in love with brody but also has an extremely homoerotic codependency with savannah

and bernardo is in love with his unicycle

[boringkate]

Street Uni X is a dope Tony Hawk style unicycle game developed by a trans hottie. For anyone looking for game suggestions.

[sukimas]

posting extremely unusual horny things on your own blog: defensible under every moral schematic you could possibly devise. well-bred. genteel.

posting extremely unusual horny things in the tags of someone else's post: well i'm not going to kill you for it but i am imagining you pedaling around naked on a unicycle in public. swangin it everywhere.

[mysticlongan]

shadowlychee hcs.. please. PLEASEEEEE I NEEEEEEEED IT!!!!!!! Please

kind regards, the shadowlychee representative, otherwise known as stitch

ShadowLychee Headcanons

I clearly don't know how to make short headcanons 😭

- Shadow Milk and Lychee Dragon both have various false identities for most of the civilizations across Earthbread (with Lychee being a shapeshifter and Shadow Milk being an actor)! They tend to marry their false identities together and as a result have had multiple weddings under different names! They tried this in the Golden Cheese Kingdom while it was still around and could not get past the gatekeeper 💀

- Shadow Milk likes kidnapping anyone who flirts with Lychee (in any form! even while they've shapeshifted) to make them an unwilling participant in a show of his... Usually, it's a competition for Lychee's hand in marriage (consisting of the other Cookie being forced to ride a flaming unicycle... while on a tightrope 500 feet in the air....) but no, it's COMPLETELY fair! /j Shadow Milk does not actually feel threatened by Cookies who flirt with Lychee, but he finds it extremely funny to pretend to be jealous and overreact! Considering Lychee is so beautiful a gaze at them brings Cookies to their knees, there's a lot of Cookies to kidnap- and therefore a lot of Cookies for Shadow Milk's game shows, circus acts, living puppet shows, you name it!

- Lychee has given Shadow Milk the power of speaking Dragontongue for... "some reason"? Since Dragontongue isn't a language that can be learned and presumably, the language needs to be granted by a dragon... Lychee has entered possibly the most extremely stupid deal ever made by a dragon (by Longan's standards). The deal? Something along the lines of "til death do us part", yadda yadda, "I do". Hmm..........

- ^ I headcanon that the dragon version of marriage makes both dragons able to use their spouses' powers, as dragontongue "contains the life force of every dragon". Technically speaking, Shadow Milk isn't a dragon, but what does dark magic do if not bend things around? Lychee could definitely dragontongue marry Shadow Milk by bending the rules of dragontongue. Like how Dark Enchantress took Pitaya's powers :]

- The Beasts had a choice of which Beast would escape the tree first with the rift being as wide as it was. They picked Shadow Milk knowing Lychee would be able to sense his presence! They're Married! Essentially, Shadow Milk is a flare gun /hj! If the heroes' team has a Dragon, the villains' team shall ALSO have a dragon! If the heroes' team has a soul jam wielder dating a dragon who they're very similar to, so should the villain team! If you ship Hollytaya

- Lychee thinks their husband was cute as a dumb scholar nerd, and if you've read The Violet Shadows Chapter 1, you might infer that I headcanon Lychee as being one of the reasons Shadow Milk turns to evil. Like someone once said, he deserves a little evil as a treat! And then it turns into a lot, whoopsies! Chapter 2 coming in 2033

These are some of my headcanons! The rest float around in my head until my amnesia floats around in a perfect bubble around them! I have the memory of an archivist goldfish! Thank you for reading :]

[ahabthetaco]

can you do another clown transformation story?

but can you do it naturally, so the character is manually dressed up in clown costume and makeup by machines or other clowns rather than something magical?

and give them a big red nose that honks when squeezed

Oh yes yes! Sorry for the delay. I had one written, but I felt it wasn't good and rushed, and I forgot to finish the rewrite! So I rewrote it again to be more silly!

How about you visit the carnival and get invited into a booth by a bubbly clown girl, who says if you want to experience what it's like to be a clown for no extra charge! And guaranteed free VIP tickets to the show tonight! With such an offer, you couldn't refuse!

You're quickly dragged into the small tent, say down on a chair as dozens of clowns come over to measure your dimensions with everything but a tape measure, and before you can question it you spin around, your old clothes were thrown aside, leaving you bare to the skin and colder than a cream pie fresh from the freezer. They stop for a moment, leaving you dazed and confused, before realizing surrounding you are a dozen clowns, all holding cream pies, all with different colors. You soon get belted by pie after pie, covered head to toe, and the sound of a burning fuse reveals a cannon pointed at you, shooting the largest pie you have ever seen.

You're left in a pile of cream, or maybe, makeup, I should say. A dozen clowns spray you with water, telling jokes to each other to get you ready, we can't have an unfunny clown now, can we. You see your skin covered in white paint; you try rubbing it off, but it is no use. They tease you with the solution to the new paint job, but as you go to grab it, it's replaced with a rubber chicken. Your push down back into the chair, as one puts the final touches of makeup, and another covers her lips with a comical large lipstick and gives you a mind-melting kiss, and a perfect clown smile~

Your chair is leaned back, right into a bucket of dyed water, a weird rainbow color, as clowns role up to do your nails, gossiping about what's happening, but most of all, talking about what acts their going to do, how their gonna do it, all while your head is scrubbed and scrubbed, melting your mind even more, letting all the nice clown thoughts to take hold...

With your nails all done and rainbow and your hair a proper rainbow, you quickly dried by spinning in your chair, drying all the nail polish and hair, scrambling your brains even more as they complement how good of a clown you'll be. Spinning and spinning, as you feel your new outfit thrown on you. A very mismatched assortment of colors, not to mention extremely ill-fitting, even for a clown. You end up looking like a Ross department store had a kid with a box of crayons, the kind with a built-in pencil sharpener, but that thought ends up with you laughing at your comedic comments.

You look at the fun house mirrors sounding you, some making you look tall, short, wide, curvy, thin, etc. You finally find a regular mirror, and see yourself, a clown in such a stunning outfit, colorful and bright, like your hair and smile, missing one more thing, the clowns kneeling before you, the head clown girl, with all her heart saying "will you, my clown to be, make me the happiest clown in the world" as she presents a box, opening it as light emits from it, revealing a red bright red nose, spherical, red, big, squeaky. All you can say is "I do! I do!" As she puts it on you, squeezing it and letting out one loud honk, sealing your fate as just another clown for the circus, but just to make sure, the rest of the clowns have lined up to squeeze it, honk after honk, giggle after giggle, letting the world know your a clown now!

*Hours later*

It's the clown's turn; the spotlight moves from clown to clown, a nose squeaking with each light, as they introduce the latest clown, you! A honk on the nose as you ride your unicycle with the others; you were always meant to be a clown; now make the audience laugh and have fun!

[loquaciousquark]

@eponymous-rose & i were talking tonight:

Wyll: regular 15-speed road bike, red, says Huffy on the side

Gale: recumbent bike

Shadowheart: one of those really elegant bikes that are fancy and have thin aluminum frames

Karlach: big bike with baseball cards in the spokes

Jaheira: old bike, extremely well kept, those weird narrow wheels that aren't in fashion anymore

Halsin: sensible fat bike with large basket for groceries

Minthara: roller derby skates

Lae'zel: motorcycle and/or penny farthing

Astarion: Aston Martin

Minsc: tricycle

Boo: unicycle on his shoulder

(Bonus Withers: heelies)

[falconarr0w]

Street Uni X | daffodil & friends | PC / Steam

If you're a fan of THPS or any extreme sports games from the 90s/00s then I definitely recommend this! Didn't know extreme unicycling was a thing until now & I can't wait to play more 😊

[distantlaughter]

‘The thrill of racing is not the speed but the feeling of driving on the edge’: Nico Rosberg

originally written 30 December 2017 by Mark Bailey for The Guardian (x)

The F1 world champion on meditation, British etiquette and retiring at 31.

My first memory is of seeing Ayrton Senna in his yellow helmet as he raced his McLaren through the Monaco tunnel. I was three years old. We were staying on a friend’s boat near the chicane and at 8am I heard the roar of the car’s V10 engine fly past during warm-up, so I ran outside. The sound was unbelievable.

My dad was also a racing driver, but my personality is closer to my mum’s. My racing style expressed that a little bit because my dad [Keke Rosberg, the 1982 F1 world champion] was a completely crazy guy in a race car, always over the limits, whereas I was much more controlled and smooth.

I like to meditate every day. It helps me grow as a human being and to learn about myself – why we are jealous, why we get angry, why we all have relationship difficulties with our parents and partners – so you can understand those feelings and act more adequately.

The thrill of racing is not the speed but the feeling of driving on the edge. The first time in the car, you think: “Oh my God, this speed is crazy.” But after five laps it becomes normal. It is more about driving so close to perfection and getting perfection out of the car. It is exciting to know you have taken a corner better than anybody else in the world.

I have always been afraid of heights. You’ll never see me bungee jumping.

When I won the F1 world title in Abu Dhabi last year we stole the pit board and took it to a disco. We had this big sign saying “Nico World Champion” at our table all night – just to make sure we kept a low profile.

My future is now a blank sheet. Retiring in my early 30s is awesome, but it is not easy after focusing on one goal for 20 years with everything dictated and planned. I now need to learn how to set my own rhythms and discipline my days.

I want to explore the world of innovation. I have always been passionate about technology and engineering. I like cars, electric bikes and drones. I am planning a trip to Silicon Valley to see what is out there and to make some connections.

As a driver I had to be as light as possible so I studied nutrition and went full-on extreme. I am committed to staying healthy in retirement. We have a little veggie garden at home. But once a week I love a margherita pizza.

I really admire British etiquette. When there is a queue you wait and nobody passes. When you are on the road someone stops 1km away and blinks their lights to politely say you can come past. It’s a bit different to where I come from.

I can ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time. We used to do a lot of reaction training to prepare for races, so that became my secret skill.

[iidgm]

Help, I am so mentally ill about the Smiling Circus AU, but I can't draw to save my life :(

Do you want to know what I can do though? I can write! and write I will! you wanted the OC, ur gonna get the OC >:) Read at ur own risk, this is gonna be a long one.

Their attentive eyes scanned the audience, hoping to find a general demographic among the crowd. Lots of children and just as many, if not fewer adults. Not enough teens to pick out individually, but they're scattered about in the ensemble of unpleasant, impatient screeches. A relatively easy assemblage to please. Loud chatter echoed off the bright yellow and red painted cartoonishly over the walls. The audience hushed up quickly as Dogday's loud voice boomed over the speakers. "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome one and all to the Smiling Circus!" Dogday announced, swinging his cane in entertaining figure eights. The audience broke into a roar of applause. Several "I love you Dogday!" 's rang through the atmosphere like the piercing chime of a school bell. "We have quite the lineup for you tonight!" Dogday starts off his set like he would any other performance: a quick teaser to the show; a few clever jokes that even get the staff cracking up; and ending with an introduction to their first act. "Our first act of tonight is a fresh one, one never seen before!" Dogday often exaggerated his announcements, which, admittedly was the reason his short act was so admirable. This crowd has no doubt seen a clown or two before. "Allow me to introduce to the stage, Funny Fossa!" As Dogday promptly made his way off stage, circus march music began to blare from the speakers as the infamous Funny Fossa began their act. A truly mind blowing act they performed as well. It began with the clown riding a unicycle, which is difficult as is, upside-down while elegantly juggling three colorful, plastic balls with their back paws. Funny deservingly earned a handful of audible gasps and enchanted "Oooo" 's for their almost acrobat-like viewing. Their platinum purple fur glistened like snow under the bright lights accentuating their, small but noticeable, golden jewelry and over-the-top clown makeup paired with a simple yet loud clown-like jumpsuit that surprisingly fit their entire aesthetic. Their act finished quickly, being their first, as they took a final bow. "Own next act is sure to twist your sense of reality, the Magnificent Bubba Bubbaphant!" Also also, here's a quick rundown of this silly

Funny Fossa Funny Fossa is the CLOWN of the SMILING CIRCUS

Is new to the environment of the circus, but adores performing nevertheless

Finds the troupe to be extremely entertaining

Despite being physically loud, they have trouble speaking and befriending others (Ironic for a clown, no?)

Do with this OC as you wish, Eiden, I excitingly await your response to my lack of artistic ability <3

OH MY GOD???? I LOVE THIS SO MUCH???

REVEAL YOURSELF ANON I LOVE THIS IM PUTTING SAFELY IN MY MOUTH LIKE A HAMSTER........ CHERISHES DEARLY..............

[petterwass]

Can I just say how much I love using the Abyssal Hunters in Integrated Strategies? They're so much fun! They take most relics apart from Spinach very well, and they're very independent Operators which is useful in this mode.

Just Gladiia and one of the others can wreck house.

Sorry Glopnik, you've been scheduled for Extreme Plushie Violence

The little fucker on the Unicycle also met with Extreme Plushie Violence, a nice payback for all the runs he's ruined. Turns out that Skadi with Gladiia doesn't *quite* outheal him, but Skadi will hold out long enough to charge and pop Tidal Elegy, and after that it's all over for him.

Lo, said Gladiia, into the pit you go

Lo, said Skadi, my Plushie hungers for your blood

Poison mist?, Said the Hunters. Surely you mean a refreshing summer breeze?

And that's the last and IMO hardest Deep Investigation done with.

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Hey do you know that episode scene from family guy? where Peter pulled out a bunch of tied scarfs out of his own mouth. Well imagine quackerjack doing that gosalyn’s party, would that be so funny?

Oh, isn't that the scene where Peter gets drunk, calls himself "Peepants the Clown" and proceeds to puke up the scarves halfway through because he swallowed them instead of doing sleight of hand, and then later accidentally crushes his dad after falling off a unicycle he tried to ride down the stairs, and also got the unicycle lodged up his rear end after falling down them?

... That sounds a bit tortuous and kind of a little too dumb of something for QuackerJack to get himself caught up in imitating, to be honest. 😅

Peter's a little too extreme, I think.

[eridude]

For ship bingo - Eridan/Nepeta (particularly <3<) or PBJ (Tavros/Gamzee)?

GAMTAV/PBJ:

as far as classic homestuck 2012 ships go, these two are essentially the kings of it. i'm a big old gamtav fan, out of all the pairings with either of these characters i think this one is my favorite! i think they're extremely silly and stupid together and boys who are silly and stupid together fucking STAY together. the fluff potential with these two is insane you guys. tavros is a guy who really deserves some love. and gamzee is just so unabashedly fond of him. it will forever make me sad that they never got to just. be boyfriends. it makes me wonder how murderstuck would have gone if tavros didn't die :P

this is another character combo that i think would have an absolutely batshit insane living space. yeah sure come to gamzee and tavros's house and its an absolutely chaos disaster. disemboweled plushies from games of fidusspawn? check. floor littered with faygo bottles and random horns? check. why yes that is a unicycle leaning against the wall. wall covered in fairy posters? yep. karkat comes over to visit sometimes and is always absolutely appalled.

[loumauve]

thanks for tagging me, @novastellaris

Were you named after anyone? accidentally, not on purpose. very much to the dismay of my mum. (my dad forgot that his mother's middle name is the same as the name they picked for me)

When was the last time you cried? earlier today, or maybe late last night? been crying a lot lately, ever sínce my other grandma passed away. I'm always glad when I end up crying over a moving scene in a fic, or some lyrics in a song instead, ngl

Do you have kids? not unless my plant children count? I have quite a few, not as many as I used to, but still plenty. (I think current count is 55, though it used to be over double that at some point)

What sports have you played/do you play? I played soccer in kindergarten/elementary school (still salty over being the only one dressed in pink) but that was nothing serious, and then my asthma got worse and was no longer able to run for long periods of time, plus the hip issues I was born with flaring up a little every now and then. spent ten years in the circus though, which is kind of like sports? poi and juggling, dancing (mostly hip hop, swing, tap), mini trampoline stuff (where I nearly broke my nose and made a bloody mess of my friend's math homework), a lot of balancing (walking/doing tricks on the ball, unicycling, some tightrope walking.. incidentally the same tightrope I smashed my face into during my over-enthusiastic front flip off the trampoline), trapeze.. all kinds of stuff, really. loved it, still remember that time so very fondly even if it left my body a little too wrecked for comfort (my wrists are a mess and my ankles still roll every so often, my ribs still feel bruised whenever I gain too much muscle around the bottom of them, lol) also have dabbled in climbing, mostly indoor bouldering, which I really should get back to, these days the social anxiety gets the better of me though. inline skating which I love and my hips and knees hate, sadly enough.

tldr: I love all kinds of being active and moving around, it's just that my body doesn't agree with most of it.

Do you use sarcasm? a lot of the time, more so when fed up and grumpy or defensive

First thing you notice about people? clothes, maybe? hair, perhaps. faces, but also not in a way where I really remember them? I'm not sure, actually. but the first two are the things I tend to remember the most even long after I've last seen someone

What is your eye color? blue-grey, depending on the lighting it can be either near completely blue or really grey. idk

Scary movies or happy endings? both, preferably together. though, I'm not a fan of artificially happy endings, sometimes bittersweet and a little sad is the best you can get and that's fine with me. more true to real life that way anyhow

Any talents? hm. maybe it's finding all kinds of wonderful knick-knacks and integrating them into my flat to make it wonderfully chaotic and cluttered, but welcoming? (it prevokes either extreme joy or utter despair in visitors who come to my place lol) not sure that counts as a talent though.. I guess I'm real good at getting back up every time life does its best to crush me into a smudge on the sidewalk? can you call that a talent? it's either stubbornness or just straight up spite, definitely not a pretty sight but I make it work, somehow

Where were you born? Dresden, home sweet home. (home of old-ass architecture, the beloved Frauenkirche and Zwinger, eternally indebted and cursed by the river Elbe, sadly haunted by right wing politics) born and raised here, only lived elsewhere for a year and a half, or so. missed it terribly while I was gone, a blessing and a curse, really, but I don't think I'd ever want to move away again, no matter how haunted some places are for me now. I'd miss the river and the Elbsandsteingebirge too much.

What are your hobbies? a little bit of everything. collecting hobbies is another talent of mine. most hobbies last me a few weeks at most before they rest in limbo until I pick them up again, but here's a few: book binding, sewing, painting, video games, board games, reading, dissociating to the perfect (at the moment) song on loop for hours/days straight, sometimes (very rarely these days) writing - fic and poetry, dreaming (a fave, ngl. wouldn't mind if my life was nothing but), finding the most amazing terrible horror films to watch, collecting dice and rolling them until they all show the same numbers, collecting and looking at Magic: The Gathering cards and building decks that I then never end up playing with because I have nobody to play with (rip), making DnD characters that I will never play but have entire backstories for nonetheless, taking care of (and multiplying) my various plant children

Do you have any pets? not at the moment, I used to keep garden snails for a bit, but then I felt bad for them never experiencing the outdoors so I released the latest batch of them to where I found the parents originally. I hope they're alright out there. I'd love to have pets again, but I'm allergic to most furry beings, and my flat isn't a good place to keep non-furry animals either because it gets really cold and draughty in winter and far too hot and stuffy in summer, and I'd rather not subject any critters to that. plus, most of everything in here vibrates whenever I used the washing machine since I live in what used to be an attic space with wooden beams all around, so anything that needs structural integrity (like an aquarium etc) is out as well. I guess at the moment I do have a few visitors though, two tiny spiders that live in my bedroom and bathroom respectively, tucked away in corners where they don't bother me and I try not to bother them, and I regularly get bird visitors outside my bedroom window since I'm still putting out bird food that's left over from me feeding them over the winter, so I have a flock of 8 or so pigeons, a few crows and a few more magpies. not pets, but daily companions nonetheless.

How tall are you? 164 cm, which according to google is around 5'4''

Favorite subject in school? English (as a second language), Art, and maybe Biology? used to be German but then German became all about remembering boring dates and I lost interest

Dream job? no idea, I go where the winds of life blow me. I mean, in an ideal world (where my knees don't suck) I supposed I would have loved to be a graveyard gardener for the rest of my life. that was my favourite time at work ever. OR if we lived in a different time, maybe a lighthouse keeper. sometimes I still dream of that, or of roaming some deep dark woods and I feel so very at peace

[lautakwah]

i like how u can buy cars in hsr like yeah i guess i own several luxury sports cars, a self-driving cab that in theory gives me infinite money, and whatever that unicycle ball thing is now♡ i cant drive any of them though they're just there to look pretty in front of the extremely expensive hotel 🥰