#ezra's salt tag

[lawfulspawnofthedevil]

something lowkey frustrating at hell is someone going "dO yOu hAvE a dEgReE iN __?" when you provide genuinely helpful tips/advise/'fun' facts. no man, I'm not a nurse but like 3 of my immediate family members are and they passed that shit down for free. fuck you mean degree everyone should know the heimlich maneuver and how to do it yourself with a chair by now, but we dont because everyone thinks the most basic lifesaving knowledge merits scaling a paywall first

[tarisilmarwen]

Ahsoka "The Jedi, The Witch, and The Warlord" Liveblog

Woo boy, there were certainly some Choices in this.

Yeah yeah, I'm late and spoilered to hell I know, look, I have been Going Through It out in realspace and my priority has been finishing Whumptober fics, cut me some slack.

Anyway.

Lars Mikkelson continuing to crush it as Thrawn.

"Even I fell victim to the... heroics of a single Jedi." Looooooool another bit for my collection of Pissy!Thrawn moments.

We're not going to get an explanation for why the Nightsisters and Thrawn are so tight, are we?

Morgan looks a little bit trepidacious about all of this ha ha.

All right, a point in this show's favor, this look at Nightsister rituals and culture is interesting.

And the flaming sword is cool, I'll admit.

Ngl, the editing really needs to be tightened up in this scene, we really only needed the one or two establishing shots before cutting into the interior.

Eman continues to be the perfect Ezra. I love him. 10/10 no complaints.

Ngl, this is sweet on the surface that Ezra's new saber has pieces of Kanan's buuuuuuuut *waves Green Saber Ezra Supremacy flag*.

Sabine, let him borrow y'all's lightsaber and YOU build a new one.

Ah goody, an Exposition Reveal.

-_-

This... doesn't actually explain Baylan's "Your family is dead because your Master didn't trust you." line btw. JUST SAYING.

I don't even know what the narrative wants anymore re. Sabine's choice to gamble Thrawn's return for Ezra.

Aaaand please not to be reminding me of the Wrong Jedi arc kthnx.

Oh good an action scene.

Ezra and Ahsoka being cool Jedi together, nice. Could be more emphasized and staged even more coolly tho.

Well poop, I guess that's the reason why we had to risk stowing away on Thrawn's ship.

Oh good! This holomap thing is exactly the kind of plot device I actually needed for one of my Sabezra Week fills.

Lol Thrawn be taking NO chances lololol.

Oh hello finally some of Thrawn's theme in the score here. Thrawn using the men's loyalty and fanaticism towards him personally to achieve his goals, fits the culty vibes, sure.

I am liiiiiviiiiiiiiiiiing for the subtle nervousness in Ezra's voice when talking about Thrawn finding the Dathomir castle and waking the witches. PLEASE CAN I HAVE A THOUSAND WHUMP AND ANGST FICS ABOUT THE IN-BETWEEN BEFORE EZRA'S ESCAPE FROM THE CHIMAERA?

His arms are so comfortably around Sabine awwwwww.

Thrawn be all srs bznss and I'm loving it.

Yeah no, Jedi!Sabine is REJECTED, she did not have any kind of necessary mental or emotional breakthrough, she wasn't shown calming her mind properly, sorry Dave THE LEGWORK AIN'T THERE, Imma fix this to be Ahsoka in the inevitable rewrite/fixfic that I've apparently decided I'm doing.

Oh Ahsoka is helping too, well I'm still not having Sabine be able to do it.

HAAAAAAAAAA THAT PISSED LOOK OF THRAWN'S OH MAN THE SNARLING LIP CURL, THE RAGE, YES PLEASE MORE.

The struggle to recompose himself OH MAN.

This is peak Mirrorverse!Thrawn and I'm here for it. I love seeing my headcanons playing out onscreen.

Aaaaaand this would have been the perfect scene to have Ezra and Sabine sharing the Our Lightsaber, meanwhile Sabine should be fully kitted out Mando style.

*simmers*

STAGE THIS DIFFERENTLY SO THAT SABINE'S BESKAR IS NOT CONSTANTLY LITERAL PLOT ARMOR PLEASE.

Aahhhhhhh Ezra my love! <3

Should have either let him use the Our Lightsaber or continued with the Force martial arts though, pick a lane. Or have a conversation about why they need to actually get him another saber.

Eman is... waaaaaaay better at this than Rosario, sad to say, lol.

Look at him GO THERE'S MY BOY.

I love him.

Oh what are we doing now?

Ohhhhh the zombie!troopers!

Lol Ezra must have left before the Nightsisters could show Thrawn their zombie techniques.

Eman makes this look flawless, I am in love.

Battle Couple Sabezra moment, awww.

"I missed you."

FAKSJHFAKJFHHKKHHHFHFH OKAY DEAD.

DEAD AND DECEASED.

LIKE THE ZOMBIES LOL.

Aaaaaaaaand I'm gonna adjust this in the fixfic, because right now it looks like they were waiting to actually dock.

And my typing is being slowed down hang on a second.

Still dumb.

Okay back.

Thrawn basically telling Morgan, "Right, so you're going to have to go fight the Rebels and stall die for me, mmkay?"

She's looking like she might regret all of this now lolol.

I do like how the finale is making it very very easy for me to fix later lol.

Like here. Morgan should have attempted to stop Ezra and Sabine. Just a small attempt, and then blocked by Ahsoka, and Ezra and Sabine run around and outmaneuver them.

BATTLE COUPLE SABEZRA. :D

Aaaaand final trailer shot accounted for.

Okay, can there be a little more effort on the choreography there please?

Oh no Sabine, EZRA SAVE HER.

Or we could retcon Sabine into actually legitimately being Force Sensitive and have her pull the Our Lightsaber.

SIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH.

*grumbles, takes down notes about how to fix this in my rewrite*

Oh come on Ezra, you can jump that.

Catch me melting at the sheer and utter trust Ezra has in Sabine's abilities.

(But also, screw this, she's getting a jetpack in the rewrite.)

Aaaaaaaaaand I do hate that they got separated again, screwing alllllll of that.

Nice of the troopers to just politely stop shooting.

Yeah so, this is basically gonna be a 1 v 100 for Ahsoka when I rewrite it, let my girl have a hard fought climactic battle, she can take it.

"Your friends are dead." Uhhhh nah they ain't what does this bit of dialogue even connect to?

Lol Ezra gets to put on the big boy stormtrooper armor.

The vaaaaaaaaaguely panicky twitches that Thrawn has here. A+, excellent, no notes.

No kill like overkill LOLOLOL.

Thrawn, internally: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Ah Thrawn is going to try Break Them By Talking. Ezra tanked this let's see if Ahsoka can do the same.

Nope, she's Affected.

Aaaaaand he out.

Bye Thrawn!

Hmmmmgh, yeah no, because in my rewrite I'm axing the entirety of Sabine actually becoming a Jedi it's going to be better that she goes with Ezra on the Eye of Sion instead of stays with Ahsoka, if she stayed a Jedi then yes that's what the conclusion should have been that makes narrative sense now that I see it.

But also again, I Do Not Like That Plot Point so--*grumblegrumble mumble*

Hi Morai!

Bandit queen Shin? I could dig it.

Baylan chilling with Mortis god statues.

I STILL DO NOT SEE ANY SOLID EVIDENCE THEY'RE GONNA DO ABELOTH GUYS, SORRY.

And Thrawn is setting up base on Dathomir. Lol wait til he finds out that there's basically nothing there anymore lololol.

Those uh... those be a lotta dead troopers. Probably most of the Chimaera crew.

...Cripes did they die naturally, did Ezra kill them, or did Thrawn pull some kind of Jonestown thing in order to enact his eventual revenge?

Oh maaaaan what if it's that last one, that would fit with the cult-like chanting in his intro omgghghhhggkajsfkjh.

Frick man, Thrawn fixing to unleash an undead army on the GFFA that can really only be taken out by lightsabers.

Oh come on, you're telling me Ezra was on the Eye and didn't pull some last minute shenanigans before he left?

Didn't screw Thrawn over one last time for nostalgia's sake?

(He and Sabine are blowing up some engines before they skedaddle, in the fixfic.)

HERA AND EZRA SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED A HUG, FILONI.

The attempt at bookends here is cute but no. LET HERA HUG HER SON.

THIS DOESN'T EVEN REALLY WORK AS A BOOKEND.

YES THE PART WHERE CHOPPER RECOGNIZES HIM IS CUTE BUT THIS IS WASTED DRAMA. THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS.

LET HERA HUG HER SOOOOOOONNNN.

This whole scene just doesn't work because we're trying to shoehorn it into being a bookend for the opening, it doesn't wooooooooooorrrrrk.

THEY SHOULD HAVE HUGGED.

*furiously taking down notes on how to rewrite this scene*

*grumbling*

Blah blah Sabine can feel Anakin there but Ahsoka can't? blah blah blah.

Aaaaaaand closing us out with "As The Sun Sails And The Moon Walks"

Well.

Where do I begin?

Okay so... final verdict... I DO actually like this show.

THAT BEING SAID.

There was soooooooo much about the execution and so many of the narrative choices that I just NEEDED to be better and it frustrates me. Because this show by all rights should have been a spectacular emotional thrill ride like Kenobi and it just wasn't.

A lot of the problems and nitpicks I had with Kenobi are exacerbated here, especially under Filoni's brand of, "I didn't care for what Lucas did with the Prequels, here let me fix it." NO FILONI IT DIDN'T NEED FIXING IT WAS FINE! HOW THE FORCE WORKED WAS FINE! THE JEDI WERE FINE!

But there's such GOOD STUFF in here that I can't discount it all fully like I can with the Sequel Trilogy. (Which, believe me, I have attempted to workshop and fixfic but ultimately gave up on.) The purrgil lore! The Ancient Dathomiri! Another galaxy! Whatever Baylan was up to! Sabezra being adorable! Thrawn!

Soooooo yeah, basically join me sometime in the future for when I inevitably create a fixfic AU for this show like I did for Aldnoah.Zero because unfortunately I can't give up on this show I need to fix it, just hand me the characters and story and I can fix it.

Can't do much for the camerawork, choreography, and occasional stiff acting (Not you Eman, Natasha, Ray, Evan, and Lars, you're all great.) but I can at least salvage that part lol.

Ultimately... mid. Excellent premise and cool concepts brought down by subpar execution and some frankly baffling narrative decisions. But gimme like a week and I will workshop a Fanon AU that I can be completely happy with.

Hopefully we get a Season Two? Maybe? Or resolve everything in the Mandoverse movie?

Peace out, y'all.

[armoralor]

One of the worst aspects of the Ahsoka show is all of the people who love obsessing over shipping kids in Star Wars are coming out of the woodwork again.

"Ezra was so in love with Sabine in season 1-" he was a child.

"Sabine probably thought Ezra so hot-" she was a child.

Characters can have crushes and puppy love, but being a full grown adult and hyper-fixating on kids liking each other is so fucking strange.

[highpri3stess]

"Why are we hating on JJK writers and fans."

Okay, as a JJK fan, let's list everything that has happened for the past three months. Take a seat and drink water. You're gonna need it. And since you people always think I'm angry, imagine me saying this with the most deadpan tone in the world. I am not angry posting this. I am jaded.

Majority of you are racist. Don't boo me you know it's the truth. Just look at how you guys wanted me to deactivate or tried to gaslight me because I said your fave is supporting a pedo. In FACT. It was a JJK writer who sent my post to that lady who opened me up to a lot of racial abuse from JJK fans. Edit; oh and she didn't apologize for doing that to me btw. I won't expose her though.

And doubling down on the racism, you people do not respect black women in your fandom. Like it is VERY bad. My jjk moots since 2021 up until now still get racial slurs hurled at them because they exist in a space that does not care or defend them. And you see your black moots get racist comments but you want to go "no discourse". I get it. You are a pussy. But to that extent? If you're above 20 and you're still scared of talking about racism in your community or standing up for black writers I am ashamed for you and I am shaming you.

I didn't even see any of you talk about noury on here. Especially ms "I will use the palestinian genocide to hide from criticism." I genuinely hope you at least donated something to her or spoke about her on your other platforms.

The way you guys excuse anything as long as the person is your friend. Because tell me why you people were jumping on Ezra's and Tee's dick, especially after what they both did. Or trying to discredit his racism. Be for real.

The way some of you come for other fandoms. JJK girls, especially that one that deactivated came around to drag aot writers because they said they are "niggerfying" the characters. You go to tr writers and start sending hate, chasing them out. Hell, there are cliques of JJK writers and fans alike on this site. You guys are fucking elitist. You don't like any other person apart from yourselves and it shows. The way you come for how people write x reader "why is she so ghetto". It is ALWAYS you people. Always.

SatoSugu fans are slowly becoming extremely misogynistic. I'd expect that behaviour from dudebros but the moment a girl says they like either of them, they come out of the woodworks. Also, let people ship crack ships in peace. I've been a satosugu girlie long before the season 2 came out and I miss when we were a lot quieter. NanaGo girlies were chill. Can't you copy them at least?

Now moving on to less pending reasons:

I've said this before and I'll say this again, stop tagging "he spat in your mouth and came" or nsfw links with x reader and about 30 plus characters. I get it, we're all burnt out. But even in my busiest of days in university I have NEVER posted that kind of shit. I take my time because writing is a skill and an art. This is not fast fashion.

And stop rewarding anyone who does that. Why are they having 1k notes in 6 hours? What the fuck is up with that?

Do better writing Gojo and hell the entire cast. I get it. Every character has a stereotype attached to them. But come on, 800 words and STILL it is a copy and paste of every other fic? I have to check twice if it is the same author and it's not. It's like every naruto oc fic written in 2016. Same face syndrome but in fic writing.

Writers are getting burned out cause you guys want the same thing over and over again. I hope salt is not the only spice you use because sending hate anons to JJK writers who write outside daddy doms and playboy Gojo is giving that energy. Be for real. These people are giving quality fics, stop chasing them away.

These are my few gripes with you all, because one day is not enough to list every issue I have. If the shoe fits and you rant in my inbox, that's on you. I did tell you to take a seat, drink water and read this in the calmest voice as possible.

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Grays Masterlist

COMPLETE | Explicit 🔞 NO minors allowed

Frankie Morales x F!Reader

Series tags: Two-shot | hairstylist! F!reader | Reader has a nickname related to her job | friends to lovers | no physical descriptions of Reader

Part I

Frankie wants you to cover up his grays. You want to knock some sense into his salt-and-pepper head.

Sneak peek | extra peek

Part II

Leaning in close, you hiss in his ear, ‘You’re getting laid tonight if it kills me, Morales.’

Sneak peek

Shiv’s Salon drabbles

Hair appointment requests featuring Shiv and various Pedro boys as well as crossovers with my other fics. Mostly humour, a couple more risqué than others!

Seams x Grays crossover: Denim on Denim (Joel Miller)

Drabble: Max Lord (TLOU apocalypse crossover requested by @prolix-yuy)

Drabble: Marcus Moreno (requested by @radiowallet)

Drabble: Javier Peña (requested by @imaswellkid and anon)

Drabble: Jack Daniels (requested by @miss-mandalorian and anon)

Drabble: Dieter Bravo (requested by @damnyoupedro)

Drabble: Javi Gutierrez (requested by @psychedelic-ink)

Ask: Max Phillips and Ezra

Ask: Commandante Veracruz

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[transplantedmate]

Writer's Guild Cock Fight: Salt (Fic)

CW/TW: Explicit M/M sexual content, human AU, pining to lovers, (sensible) amounts of alcohol consumption, explicit discussion of consent. Additional tags on AO3.

Summary: Brief human AU in which they're (hopelessly smitten) coworkers. Anthony is moving on to a different job and Ezra is torn between being happy for him and sad about how much he'll miss him. The gang goes out to a club as Anthony's send-off; pining, confessions, and lots of loving ensue.

This is a GOAD smut war submission, please mind the rating and tags❤️

Excerpt:

He looks over to Anthony on instinct and is surprised to find Anthony looking back. His face quickly morphs into one of concern, and Ezra realises he is crying. 

It won’t be the last time they meet, surely. They can still get lunch every once in a while, or go to the pub on a Friday. They’ve been to each other’s flats, and Ezra’s roommate, Muriel, loves Anthony. Surely they can make it work, keep it going, and maybe one day Ezra will be brave enough to tell Anthony that he is in love with him something fierce. 

But what if they don’t? What if he never gets the chance? 

Anthony deserves to know. Or maybe Ezra simply wants to tell him. 

Anthony’s thumb strokes his cheek. Ezra looks at him with wide, teary eyes. When did he get so close? 

Ezra hopes he’ll stay. 

Do it again.

Read the full work on AO3

My eternal gratitude to betas LemonTart and MissUnderstoodLyrics who helped turn my late-night madness into readable content.

Picture is the view from Millenium Bridge in London, just down the road from the Globe Theatre (taken by me, while slightly tipsy from mead and good theatre). It loosely inspired the bridge scene in Salt.

[bonezone44]

Quick and Dirty (18+)

Ezra x afab!Reader

Word Count: 2,1k

Secret Santa Prompt for @gasolinerainbowpuddles : Ezra discovers they have a foot fetish and wants to explore it with you.

Tags: feet, frottage, tiny mention of past anal, f-masturbation, toeing the line of ball-torture maybe??

Reader pet names: starlette, mama

Ezra pet names: little boy, baby

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The room you rented on the station was small, but quiet. The walls were a warm yellow and the bedspread was the color of pale jute. It was soft, too, and more luxurious than you had experienced in years. But you could afford it–you and Ezra had just finished a prosperous contract on the Green and the bonuses you gained (through less than honest means) had filled your pockets heavy.

You were feeling victorious. Like you owned the whole wide universe and all the riches within. And with a loyal, beguiling man by your side.

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He had approached you in the early weeks on Bakhroma's moon, offering his guidance on harvesting aurelac, and you allowed it. Allowed him to speak to you on a private radio channel, to hover close and guide your hand through the thick layers of your enviro-suits. Allowed him to condescend and cradle your ego as if you were brand new to womanhood in the big, bad Fringe.

It made his expression of shock all the more amusing when you harvested a gem on your own in 13 seconds flat.

“What? Was it supposed to be harder?” You asked with a wry grin.

His wide eyes and gaping maw shifted when he caught the glint of your teeth holding tight to your bottom lip.

“Well well well,” he drawled, his mouth twisting into a grin of his own. “A little trickster, are we?”

“I wasn't tricking you.” You chuckled, unmoving, boring your eyes so deep into his, you were practically groping his soul. “I liked your little game. I didn't mind playing along.”

He lowered his voice. “I know a few more if you're interested.” He tilted his head, appraising you. “Perhaps you and I can amuse ourselves in a more private location once the day's tasks have been completed.”

“Perhaps,” you mused.

The rest of your time spent on the Green that was not dedicated to harvesting or recovery, was spent making love and fucking dirty in a dimly lit shared tent. Your enviro-suits half-on, half-off. Your sweaty skins sliding against one another. Mouths devouring the salt of your natures.

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The shower of your room was simple. And while you would have found more rest and relaxation in the deep waters of a bathtub, you were pleased by the accommodation. It was satisfying to watch the weeks of dirt and grime and work get washed down the small round metal drain. You scrubbed every inch of your skin raw, as if it would birth your body anew.

It worked well enough. You exited the shower feeling bright and shiny, eager to apply lotion to your tender shell.

***

Ezra sat in the window sill, gazing out at the bustling station below. His jumpsuit was unzipped and tied around his waist by the sleeves, exposing the long-sleeved white undershirt hanging loose and ill-fitting on his form. In his hand was a canister of sweet wine that he emptied slowly, sip by sip as you showered.

A new thought had occurred to him. A new spark of inspiration created by your presence–your magnetism. He hadn't considered it before. He'd had plenty of partners in his time, but none that could read him quite like you could. And here in this shared space, for the first time he can remember, his mind was not preoccupied by the next job, the next journey. He was satisfied for once to rest–and without the dread of the vacation's end creeping in the back of his mind.

No. Instead, his mind was busy thinking and obsessing over you. Over your body. And the way it made him itch and burn and ache for your touch.

A new thought sprang to mind when you two first stepped into the room and you began to immediately undress. He had seen your body before, but watching you remove your jumpsuit, untie and unravel the laces that criss-crossed up the center of your boots, unsheath your feet from long thick socks that protected you from chafe and blister--it all caused a hypnotic trance.

You retreated to the shower unaware. But Ezra was never one to keep his thoughts to himself for very long.

When you returned to the room, he made his move.

He left his wine behind on the windowsill as you plopped onto the bed, situating yourself right in the middle. You reached over and grabbed a small tub of cream from the nightstand.

Ezra lowered his knees on the end of the bed, his weight sinking down into the mattress. “Starlette?”

“Hmm?” You answered, rubbing the thick lotion into your arms and shoulders. It smelled faintly of flowers.

“You have honored me greatly these past few weeks.” He hummed. Eyed you up and down. “Sharing your divine form with a mere mortal such as myself.”

You threw your head back with laughter. “What do you want, Ezra?” You massaged the lotion into your elbows. “I'm too tired for you to put anything in my ass tonight.”

He released a breathy chuckle, eyes locked on your lower half as your hands moved to your breasts. “A knuckle would not exhaust you–” he stopped himself. Shook his head. “--not that that is what I am seeking to explore with you in this moment.”

You rolled your eyes. “Then what?” You grinned. “What praytell has you looking like a little puppy dog begging for scraps?”

Ezra bit his lip. One eyebrow arched high into his forehead. He took a deep breath causing the hem of his shirt to ride up and expose his belly, a brief line of hair. He reached forward. “I have yet to fully appreciate–” The long fingers of his left hand trailed down your shin. “--all parts of your angelic physique.” He laid his warm palm on your forefoot, fingers wrapping around your instep. His thumb rubbed circles on your ankle.

“What… what do you mean?”

He glanced up to find your mouth agape, eyelids heavy. Your hands frozen on your outstretched thigh. Lines of cream around the edges of your fingers.

Ezra pursed his lips. “While you were taking your time cleansing yourself of any and all filth.” He released your foot, fingertips tracing along your toes. “I was out here, sinking into the very depths of the gutters as I imagined what it would feel like to slide my cock against these beautiful feet.”

“Ezra,” his name released from your lungs like a plea. You stretched and curled your toes against his touch, causing him to grunt. Causing his hips to thrust forward into nothing.

“Would that please you as well?” He asked with a smile, brows high, making lines in his forehead.

“I think it would,” you whispered.

“Immaculate,” he whispered back.

***

He crouched down on his hands. His eyes locked with yours as he gripped your left foot. He trailed soft, lingering kisses with his pouting lips down the top of it and across your toes. His tongue slipped between the big and second toe from underneath, flicking as if his mouth was on your cunt.

You gasped and twitched.

Ezra grinned and sucked your second toe into his mouth. Then he sucked your third toe in along with it.

“Kevva's grace,” you moaned. Your hands returned to your breasts. Cupping and squeezing them in your palms.

Ezra placed a chaste kiss on the tip of your big toe. “As soon as I worry that I am asking you to indulge me, I discover that I am, in fact, indulging you.”

“Congratulations,” you quipped. You unfolded your right leg, splaying your toes and offering your other foot for Ezra to enjoy. You squeezed your thighs together to alleviate the growing ache between your legs.

Warmth spread through your chest as Ezra rubbed his cheek against the bottom of your right foot, like a cat spreading his scent. He licked up the arch with the flat of his tongue, before delving the tip of it into the little gaps between each toe. Sucking one of your little piggies into his mouth whenever he so felt the desire to.

Your feet were turning into a sloppy mess. And after all that time scrubbing them in the shower, too.

You had to lean back on one of your hands to keep yourself upright. The lotion long forgotten. Your breasts needn't any more attention, either. Watching Ezra worship your feet with his drooling mouth and reddening lips was enough. He made you feel like a goddess. Made you wanna give up the whole wide universe to take care of his every need. You brought your fingers between your legs, unsurprised by the pooling slick.

“Fuck, Ezra,” you groaned as you used two fingers to spread your wetness through your folds. “You're a dirty little boy, aren't you?”

“I'm terrible, mama.” He locked eyes with you and smiled mischievously. He massaged the ball of your right foot with his thumb. “Is mama gonna let her dirty little boy fuck these pretty feet?”

“Yeah,” you moaned and fell on your back, freeing your legs to move as he pleased. “Fuck my feet, baby boy.”

***

Ezra leaned up with a groan, his brain focused solely on sexual pleasure. “Mama's so good to her little boy.” He inched forward on his knees. He grabbed your right foot again and pressed it against the aching bulge trapped beneath his jumpsuit. “Little boy can't be without his mama. Can't come without mama.” He whimpered with his lips pursed and flicked his hips in small tight bursts. The knowledge that it was nothing more than the arch of your foot providing the pressure made his cheeks burn. Made his hardness harder. “Shitshitshit,” he cursed through gritted teeth. His eyes screwed shut. He focused on nothing but the growing fire through his body. Teasing himself. Pushing his limits. He groaned. “Mama, please.”

“Take that cock out, baby boy,” you said, your own hips curling to fuck your own fingers.

“Thank you, mama. Thank you,” he huffed out. He groaned and swiftly tugged his jumpsuit down further–

“Just the cock.”

“Fuck,” Ezra groaned, leaving his balls trapped against the tight knot of his sleeves. “Mama, please,” he begged again with his lips pursed and his brows tight.

He held his cock tight at the base.

“Just this foot,” you said, loving to deny him a little. You pressed your right foot forward, damp with his saliva, and spread his pre-come around with your big toe.

He gasped. “Oh, fuck,” Ezra groaned again. “Mama’s so mean. Mama's mean.” He chewed his lips, his eyes glazed over and staring at you.

You scoffed. “Mama's giving her dirty little boy just what he needs.” Your own eyes were barely open. Your fingers sliding around your clit.

“Lemme have it, mama.” Ezra’s face had gone red. Sweat lined his temples. “Please.”

“Then take it, baby boy,” you laughed through panting breaths. “I’m not stopping you.”

With his free hand, he grabbed your foot and held it tight against his thick cock. He thrusted and grinded against your arch and big toe.

“Mmm… mmm…” He whimpered. “Wanna come on these pretty little toes, mama.” He bit hard into his bottom lip.

“Oh yeah?” Your face burned. You could feel the heat rising within yourself.

“Oh shit yeah,” he slurred.

“Go ahead, baby boy.” You splayed your toes again. “Make a big ol’ mess for mama. Come on. Come on.”

His hips stuttered and he gasped. His eyes rolled back in his head as his come spurted upward. It covered your toes and the top of your foot.

“Mama's dirty little boy made a mess. Made a big mess!” You groaned loud with your orgasm, fingers working your clit fast after seeing his spend slide down your foot.

Kevva's grace! You might just be in love with this man. He was right. Every time he pleaded for you to indulge him, he woke up some new spark of sexual fervor inside of your brain. Sending your psyche spiraling. Sending your heart into free fall. Shit, you barely recognized yourself. No other man had ever crawled so deep inside of your skin, found a safe place to nestle, found a tender hearth to call home.

Ezra fell forward onto the bed, reaching haphazardly to free his balls from their confines. “I worship you, starlette.”

You giggled. “I know, baby. I know.”

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@ezrasbirdie Joel + Frankie  Catalyst

@lavendertales Joel  Kiss It Better

@forever-rogue Joel  Clumsy Old Man

@oonajaeadira Joel  Leave Off Your Wandering

@grippingbeskar Joel  Asking Nicely

@ozarkthedog Joel  Shadows

@odetodilfs Joel  His / Dieter  Thighs On Me / Frankie  Waking Up

@grogusmum Javi G  Litha

@flightlessangelwings Javi G  To Your Rescue

@radiowallet Marcus M + Dieter  Pretend Alleyways

@iamskyereads Ezra  Compulsion

@brandyllyn Ezra  Lucky Stars

@mishasminion360​ Ezra  Safe In My Arms

@whataperfectwasteoftime Marcus P  The Art of the Double-Cross

@something-tofightfor Marcus P  The Truth is Out There

@toomanystoriessolittletime Frankie  Girls’ Night

@theewokingdead Frankie  Hate Me

@spacecowboyhotch Frankie  What Dreams Are Made Of

@absurdthirst @storiesofthefandomlovers Dieter  In the Cards / @pedropascalsx Dave  The Apprentice / @wardenparker Joel  For Protection

@scarerjh Dieter  Love Machine

@prolix-yuy Pero  Position: Cowgirl / Dieter  Position: 69 / Whiskey  Position: 69 / Ezra  Position: Spooning / Max P Position: Reverse Cowboy

@foli-vora Din  Before You Go

@oliviajdjarin Din  Oxytocin

@psychedelic-ink Whiskey  Happy Accidents

@movievillainess721​ Whiskey  Midnight Rider

[panicsimss]

Associations tag game!! Since I got tagged twice (Thank you @shadowcursedballs and @aurorangen !!! <3 ), I'll do it for Poppy + Hudson! also sorry it took so long to get to this

ANIMAL: Lynx

COLORS: pine green, burnt umber, maroon

MONTH: October

SONGS: Black star - Radiohead, Theme of Laura - Akira Yamaoka, Wish you were here - Incubus, Shell - Bana

NUMBER: 11

PLANTS: poppies

SMELLS: dusty old t-shirts, patchouli incense, rain, cinnamon

GEMSTONE: carnelian

TIME OF DAY: 4 pm

SEASON: late summer / early autumn

WEATHER: cloudy, light drizzle

SKY: golden hour

PLACES: abandoned houses, record store, a friend's garage

FOOD: canned peaches, ramen, expired poptarts

DRINKS: root beer that lost all its carbonation, campfire coffee

SEASONINGS: pepper, chili powder

ELEMENT: copper

ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: leo

MAGICAL POWER: healing

WEAPONS: baseball bat, swiss army knife

SOCIAL MEDIA: none

MAKEUP PRODUCT: eyeliner

CANDY: melted peanut butter cups

METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: car / on foot

ART STYLE: messy pencil sketches

FEAR: death of loved ones

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: satyr

PIECE OF STATIONERY: crumpled notebook paper

THREE EMOJIS: 🎸🌲🩹

CELESTIAL BODY: jupiter

now for my pathetic pookie bear Hudson

ANIMAL: Raccoon

COLORS: charcoal grey, denim blue, army green

MONTH: August

SONGS: Lost in the supermarket - The clash, Found out about you - Gin blossoms, In the blood - Better than ezra, Kiri - Monoral

NUMBER: 26

PLANTS: devil's ivy

SMELLS: cigarette smoke, gasoline, cheap aftershave, coffee

GEMSTONE: onyx

TIME OF DAY: 2 am

SEASON: mid summer

WEATHER: partly cloudy

SKY: dusk

PLACES: empty convenience store, messy apartment, a quiet corner in a bookstore

FOOD: grilled cheese, gas station hot dogs

DRINKS: cherry slushie, blue raspberry energy drink

SEASONINGS: salt, onion powder

ELEMENT: lithium

ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: scorpio

MAGICAL POWER: the ability to turn into a bat

WEAPONS: folding chair, brick

SOCIAL MEDIA: none

MAKEUP PRODUCT: black nail polish

CANDY: skittles stuck in between the couch cushions

METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: car

ART STYLE: sharpie doodle

FEAR: being alone forever

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: VAMPIRE....

PIECE OF STATIONERY: post-it note

THREE EMOJIS: 🩸📓🚬

CELESTIAL BODY: charon

[lawfulspawnofthedevil]

The more you know about human beings the dumber hedonism as a concept gets. At our base level we're omnivores, we eat everything that'll fit in our mouths and tastes good, even if it makes our stomachs corrode. We create and listen to all types of music, writing and art, even when its not meant to be taken seriously. The fact we have entertainment at all to break up the monotony of daily life, at the very least something to discuss. We used to have all the time in the world to explore what made us the happiest until a few very specific things came along and said "nuh uh you're a bad evil person if you do that".

[foxtricksterwriting]

The Vatican MCs

Author's Note: I'm going to do these MCs all in one post 'cause I didn't feel like doing my usual format. Bruh the moodboards get cut off slightly, make sure to click on them/open them in a new tab/whatever you're supposed to say.

Tags: @the-vatican-if

Bennett 'Ben' Honeycutt | man + He/him | 22 | Face claim: Paul Simonon | ❤ Ace or Jules

Punk man with a motorcycle, he's cheery and enthusiastic. Ben's loyal to a fault and way too forgiving. No self preservation to be found, he'll dive head long into danger for his clients with little to no plan but somehow walks out with the best result. He spends so long moving around that he doesn't actually have a permanent home. Everything he owns fits in one suit case that he takes everywhere with him. I imagine that at some point before the story he had a cat that he had to give up due to his aforementioned lack of a home. He's a big music snobfan and can talk your ear off about the ins and outs of music.

Makana Raiola-Jamison | Demigirl + She/they | 20 | Face claim: Auli'i Cravalho | ❤ Ezra

Calm, blunt and protective, she's a good person to have as a paranormal investigator. She doesn't rest until her client is satisfied with her work and is relentless in her pursuit. Her goth aesthetic wards off the people she doesn't want to talk to, namely old conservative people. They don't have patience for people like that. They have a pet tarantula named Euchariah and they love him dearly. Yes, that is a reference to something. They do photography in their free time and holds the photos they take close, especially while they travel.

Roksana Kupiec | nonbinary + Fae/they/bun | 26 | Face claim: Weronika Spyrka | ❤ Stevie or Vinny

Fae act professional with faer clients and fae dress the part as well. Fae love faer fashion and you can find fashion magazines in most, if not all, of faer bags. That's not to say that they can't be chaotic and bratty, though. It's just that people don't usually see that side of them. Maybe the boys can help them loosen up a little.... without pissing them off too much in the process. I doubt it. Bun is the most prepared of the bunch, think doomsday level of ready. Shit is stashed everywhere and I feel like bun pulling things out of nowhere would be a running joke of some kind; a little container of salt shoved under the couch, a book with a thousand ways to banish a demon in the kitchen cabinet where you keep cereal.

[liminalmemories21]

Tag ten people you want to get to know better

Tagged by @ladytessa74.  Thank you!

Relationship Status:  effectively married, but not legally

Song stuck in my head: Good by Better Than Ezra, because it was playing at the restaurant I went to on Sunday night for some strange reason

Last song I listened to: The Chicks/Beyonce live performance of Daddy Issues

Three favourite foods: corn pudding, bread with salted butter & honey, pretty much anything chocolate

Last thing I Googled: home - the Gulbenkian Museum in Lisbon; work - not sure, probably tomorrow’s weather

Dream trip: so many, but castles in the Loire valley with a group of friends, or the South of France with a group of friends, or back to Lisbon and up to Porto

Anything I want right now: sunshine, it has rained so much this June

If you could be any animal, what would you be and why? a cat in my house - hot and cold running laps, toys, a hammock in the window

Would you rather have the power to read minds or fly? Fly. I definitely don’t want to know what most people are thinking

Tagging - @iboatedhere, @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, @chicgeekgirl89, @heartstringsduet, @bluflamingo, @irispurpurea, @walkinginland

[andallthatmishigas]

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better!

Tagged by @emma-hahn and @corasorangejuice (omg you guys, thank youuuu! I loved getting to read your posts!)

Favorite time of the year: Autumn for sure.  I love the sunny days and the brisker weather and HALLOWEEN and I just love the pre-holiday time when we have the anticipation and the trees start to change but it’s not too dark or too cold yet and it’s just perfect.  We are almost getting to spooky season and I cannot wait.

Comfort foods: Macaroni and Cheese is my favorite food of all time, particularly the deluxe four cheese from Kraft and I add a little bit of truffle salt to it.  Other comfort foods for me are my mom’s ground turkey tacos and the grilled ahi tuna my dad does on the barbecue with the sauce my mom makes (sesame teriyaki with wasabi and sour cream all melted and magnificent)

Do you collect anything? I used to collect miniature snow globes and now I collect magnets whenever I travel.  And I don’t think books count as collecting but I live in a studio apartment and I have 3 enormous bookshelves and I need another one so maybe that counts.  Oh and I low key collect makeup products but I use all my insane shit so...

Favorite drink: Red wine probably.  But I love an old fashioned or other classic whiskey cocktails or a fruity vodka cocktail.  I mostly drink a lot of water day in and out.

Favorite music artists: Oh man okay get ready for a paragraph that no one will read.  I was raised on the big-voiced divas.  Barbra Streisand is the deity to whom I pray.  Celine Dion and Whitney Houston and Julie Andrews are how I learned how to sing when I was younger.  Bette Midler is deeply important to my soul, as is Cher (I basically have the taste of a middle-aged stereotypical gay man, it’s fine).  Liza Minnelli and Judy Garland and Patti LuPone.  Love a big belter.  And then if we get away from the showtunes and divas, I love almost anything from the 60s, especially Herman’s Hermits, The Beatles and all those fabulous Motown artists.  Peter, Paul and Mary and Patsy Cline are deep loves of mine.  Jim Croce (another reason for me to love Jim Hopper, he’s a Croce fan).  And then of course we have my all time favorite bands, ABBA and Fleetwood Mac.  Deep love of jazz standards singers, especially Ella Fitzgerald and Frank Sinatra (my whole family were jazz musicians so I was raised on Sarah Vaughn and the whole Rat Pack).  Also why I have such a love of Sadie and the Hot Heads and Michael Buble. Modern artists I love are Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Ed Sheeran, Walk the Moon, Lizzo, Lil Nas X, Sugarland, Michael Buble, P!nk, Miley Cyrus, Maroon 5, Lady Gaga, Kesha, Imagine Dragons, Florence + the Machine, George Ezra and uhhhh I’ll stop it there I guess.

Current favorite songs:

(not gonna link them because I’m running late right now so here’s just five songs off the top of my head that I really love)

Back to Before by Patti LuPone (original from Ragtime performed by the amazing Marin Mazzie but I just am too obsessed with Patti’s voice)

Leaving on a Jetplane by Peter Paul and Mary (my favorite song of all time)

Mamma Mia by ABBA (has become my go-to karaoke song because I sing it really well and it’s just so fun and people love it lol)

Daylight by Taylor Swift (created an entire AU crossover fic just so I could use the lyrics in a couple chapters and this song just hits my soul real deep)

Rainbow by Kesha (”what’s left of my heart’s still made of gold” is a lyric that came to me at a very hard time in my life and it makes me cry whenever I even say it out loud and it’s very important to me)

Favorite fics: (again not linking because I don’t have time but you can find them all on ffn) Galway Girl by @rahleeyah (Spooks AU fic that changed my life and I think about it at least once a week), A Messy Kind of Love by rahleeyah (Doctor Blake fic that is the reason Leah and I became friends and one of the most impactful things I’ve ever read and also changed my life), One Fine Day by rahleeyah (Spooks AU fic she wrote for me and it’s everything I could have ever wanted), Dolce Notte and Calda Notte by @whatsabriard (Downton fics, the concepts of which have been in my head for forever and I just cannot stop thinking about how magnificent the idea is), Heartlines by ladycobert (Downton fic so good I just didn’t work at all one day so I could read it and as soon as I finished it, I read it again), The Proper Way of Things by AndAllThatMishigas (my Downton masterpiece that I’m more proud of and had more fun with than anything ever), Forever In Your Arms by AndAllThatMishigas (Doctor Blake vampire Jean which is really what I want to be known for forever), Glances by AndAllThatMishigas (City Homicide story that is probably the most perfect canon/canon divergence story ever, if I do say so myself), After by AndAllThatMishigas (Spooks post-series story that truly just made me so happy to write and makes me happy to reread) and honestly I think that is enough.

Tagging: @blossom--of--snow @yesmadamepresident @callhimnowmarisamylove @featherpluckn @aboxfullofdarkness @doctoraliceharvey @whatsabriard @lovesclassicposts @margotgrissom @mandalamarigold​

[shirks-all-responsibilities]

I posted 265 times in 2022

That's 265 more posts than 2021!

9 posts created (3%)

256 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@iamskyereads

@imtryingmybeskar

@skyshipper

@fangirlingcentral

@fuckyeahdindjarin

I tagged 263 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#pedro pascal - 53 posts

#ficrec - 37 posts

#javier peña - 34 posts

#javier peña x reader - 25 posts

#javier peña x fem reader - 23 posts

#bless the gifmaker - 23 posts

#ezra prospect - 23 posts

#bless the gifs - 22 posts

#beautiful man - 18 posts

#javier peña x you - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 91 characters

#just bone and give each other all the praise you desperately want and need you silly gooses

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sleuthing Ricky Hauk's Gas Station 😌

So I was watching baby Pedro Pascal in his Touched by an Angel TV episode that aired in 2000, where he plays shy budding-poet-trapped-as-a-mechanic Ricky Hauk, and I was like...WHY does this yellow gas/service station look familiar? I feel like I have seen it before.

And THEN I remembered...OH MY STARS, Touched by an Angel was filmed in Utah! I've (unfortunately) lived in Utah for 20 years now, and even before I moved here the circles I ran in at the time loved that cheesy show and held it as a point of pride that the series was filmed here. 🙄

Because I'm RIDICULOUS, I then went on a mission to FIND that damn gas station. The show reveals the building number (390) as Pedro exits the front door in one shot, and since Salt Lake City is on a grid system I figured I could find it, but only if it was even filmed here and not some other city or town...here's footage of me scouring google maps/street view 😆:

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40 notes - Posted March 25, 2022

#4

Oh to hug Pedro Pascal in an endless loop...

I still haven't recovered from The Hug to End All Hugs between Pedro Pascal and Diego Luna at the D23 Expo 2022 last weekend, their body language is SO genuine and sincere and joyful and tender it makes my heart want to burst into a million fluffy pieces.

Wanted to isolate and slow down this moment of preciousness...we are all Diego, imbibing the goodness that radiates from this human bean yah? 🥰🥰.

86 notes - Posted September 18, 2022

#3

So I picked up some popcorn at the grocery store this week that had this llama on it...

117 notes - Posted August 1, 2022

#2

Having LOST MY MIND along with the rest of y'all today, I wanted to gaze at that Vanity Fair smolder and wind-blown hair moment slowed down as much as possible...the flashing reflective lights made it uber jittery and the slow motion janky, but I wrestled with Adobe Premiere waaaaay too long tonight (and was so proud at removing the photographer's hand that was in the shot with awful motion tracking 😆) to keep this shitty gif all to mahself...enjoy! 😎

287 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Someone give him a hug.

Pedro Pascal as Javi Gutierrez in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022).

728 notes - Posted June 12, 2022

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[imaginationisveryrapid]

Spell your url with song titles and tag as many people as there are letters.

Tagged by @tm-trx - thanks for the tag!

(songs chosen from my iTunes library at random; YT links provided)

I Miss You / Blink-182

Material Girl / Madonna

A Lifetime / Better Than Ezra

Gleaming Auction / Snow Patrol

If You Could Only See / Tonic No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Beastie Boys All We Ever Knew / The Head and the Heart

The Boys of Summer / The Ataris I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For / U2 Outlines / All Time Low Now or Never / Sunset Curve (Julie and the Phantoms Soundtrack) I'm Alive / Aaron Tveit (Broadway Live Performance 2009)

Staci Stasis / Zombina and the Skeletones

Volcano Girls / Veruca Salt

Everlong / Foo Fighters

Right on Time / Brandi Carlile

You Could Start A Cult / Niall Horan

Rhythm of Love / Plain White T's

American Idiot / Green Day

Panic Switch / Silversun Pickups

It Just Is / Rilo Kiley

Don't Stop / Fleetwood Mac

tagging some recent folks popping up in my notifications (no pressure though, as always): @applepiips @periru3 @holypiercednipplesbatman @cereincroin @molly2009 @sarcasticfina

[webnewsify1]

What is the issue with Ezra Miller? Despite the star's off-screen problems, the early response to 'The Flash' has been mostly favorable.

When it comes to "first reactions" from critics and bloggers who attended an early screening of a superhero film, there is one major caveat. These screenings are designed to be uncritical, with a strictly chosen audience and multiple review embargoes. Studios want to maximize enthusiasm while minimizing negative feelings, which explains the generally breathless first reactions to the later panned Justice League or the "game-changer" Black Adam. So take The Flash's early reactions with a grain of salt. Warner Bros. and DC Comics displayed an incomplete print of the upcoming blockbuster to a CinemaCon crowd of largely cinema exhibitors and a few journalists and critics at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas on Tuesday night. Following the screening, guests rushed to social media to express their adoration for the film, which is a source of relief for Warner and DC. The Flash's reception has been a major, ahem, flashpoint for the studio in recent months, following an unsettling pattern of disturbing behavior involving its star, Ezra Miller, who has faced multiple arrests for disorderly conduct and assault charges, as well as allegations of grooming and harassing children. Miller, who uses they/them pronouns, issued a statement last fall saying, "I want to apologize to everyone who has been alarmed and upset by my previous behavior." I am dedicated to putting in the effort required to return to a healthy, safe, and productive stage in my life." Some speculated that The Flash could still be released with Miller playing a double role (Miller's title character races through time, resulting in a buddy action comedy with dual versions of the hero) and Warner focused on cutting costs and rebooting the underperforming DC division. After all, officials didn't back down from canceling the $90 million Batgirl, which sent shockwaves across the industry. But, as Miller's off-screen problems mounted, Warner Bros. and DC refused to cut connections; instead, insiders remained optimistic about The Flash after early test screenings reinforced the notion that the film was really, really terrific.  Its $200 million price tag didn't make it as disposable as Batgirl, and the film's multiverse-hopping plot set up a reset of the DC Universe, introducing new heroes like Supergirl (Sasha Calle) while also providing the obligatory fan service by bringing back beloved Batguy Michael Keaton, as well as several high-profile cameos. Andy Muschietti, the captivating director who shot to stardom with his tremendously successful adaptation of Stephen King's It, served as ringmaster, taking over a project that had gone through at least four filmmakers before him. While Miller, Keaton, and Calle were absent from the studio's earlier Tuesday CinemaCon address, Muschietti and executives skirted around their star dilemma. Miller's numerous controversies were not mentioned, but the director commended their work ethic, calling Miller "an incredible actor." For the time being, Warner Bros. appears to believe that disregarding Miller's off-screen difficulties and relying on fans to love the film anyway is the best course of action. If the reactions of critics and bloggers to The Flash on Tuesday night are any indicator, that tactic has a strong chance of succeeding. Someone going through these tweets would have no idea Miller had significant issues. https://twitter.com/ScottDMenzel/status/1651045397975166978?ref_src=twsrctfwtwcamptweetembedtwterm1651045397975166978twgrf0a12f96f29481bbd48234e40e97a090f85ae9ddtwcons1_&ref_url=httpswww.yahoo.comentertainmentthe-flash-ezra-miller-early-reactions-favorable-scandals-134523621.html "The Flash is hands down one of the best superhero films of all time," says Scott Menzel of We Live Entertainment. "DO NOT BELIEVE THE HYPE! Aside from Christopher Nolan films, #TheFlash is the GREATEST DC movie of the last 30 years, ranking alongside SUPERMAN 78 and BATMAN 89," asserts The Wrap's Umberto Gonzalez. "The movie is an absolute blast from beginning to end," Cinema Blend's Eric Eisenberg says. "It's hilarious, thrilling, emotional, and surprising."  The film's star was also praised. "Ezra Miller is phenomenal as dual Barry Allens," Menzel comments, adding, "Miller is the film's heart and soul." The entire weight of the plot is carried by Ezra's performance.  It's a duel performance that really shows off Ezra's amazing talent as a performer. They bring such depth and emotion to the role." Watch the trailer: https://youtu.be/r51cYVZWKdY Read the full article