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Heart of a Traitor - Peter Pettigrew

What makes the heart of a traitor? Peter Pettigrew should know. It was, after all, the heart beating in his chest, pumping the traitorous blood that kept him alive. Lately, his heart rate has felt less human, more rat-like. He was more rat-like. Years of being Scabbers has taken an obvious toll on him. The Peter Pettigrew that called himself a marauder, studied James’ quidditch moves, gleefully cast aguamenti to wake up Sirius, and snuck down to the kitchens to feed Remus’ never-ending appetite, was scarcely there anymore. Being a Death Eater on the run would do that to you. Now he was constantly twitching, flinching at every movement and loud sound and (possibly worst of all) reduced to acting as a servant of the one and only Severus Snape. Sitting down miserably in his cellar after a long day of being belittled and listening to thinly disguised quips about his dignity and intelligence, he reminisced. Of his long-gone Hogwarts days; days of freedom and laughs and pranks and never-ending homework. Back when he was Pete, one of the marauders, the good guys. Those were easily the happiest times of his life, when things were simple and happiness seemed to be everflowing. 

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im sorry tmf fandom

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Hm...I am going to trust you, for now.

Hello Sean!! I'm so sorry to bother you right now but. I have something really important to share and I don't know who to talk to....

I... I'm starting to think I might be (part) demon. I don't know what to do.... I knly started researching common demon experiences a couple months ago but it all just explains so much...

Just thought I'd share!! (I really needed to get this out of my chest).

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literally no one cares lmao bozo even

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Trying to figure out my Altmer’s Fancey Name has led to making up elf words to give him a part that’s nice that he would like

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doing a reverse image search of lewis: sir lewis hamilton wore this outfit by fancyname mcexpensivepants to a nighttime gala celebrating aardvark conservation on sunday, june 7, 2019 at the somethingsomething hotel in-

doing a reverse image search of seb: buy this assortment of near-identical $30 flannel shirts

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Create a fancy name ✌🏻

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Fucking love the idea of an urban fantasy/ "real world + sprinkles" story where different countries have wildly incompatible systems for dealing w/ things.

I have a extremely ambitious story i'm working on where theres vampires as the sprinkles, but clans only have a significant presence in the old world. So the entire new world is just Fucked and scrambling like in the US is this a forestry department thing?? Is this an FDA thing?? And eventually it winds up going by zip codes. The postal service handles vampires because it's the only national system with enough reach.

Whereas in europe its just oh that thing in the distance is manchester dark manchester fine and nothing to worry about and NOT a conspiracy to hide a Whole Ass City full of Whole Ass Vampires. And a dark manchesterian vampire goes to a square state in ~1960 visits some podunk town for business reasons and is like whats poppin, im from lastname and the other guy is like. Cool im josh 90210 and life is an unending nightmare. so fancyname is like. Knuckles voice Oh No. And tries to convince josh to start a rebellion of One Wimp Ass Vampire in like fucking arizona where there is Sunlight and josh is like. Bro have you ever been shot?? And the guy is like "with a. Bow??" because he's sort of amish-adjacent due to the fact that its hard to hook a hidden city up to the british power grid or anything.

Also NYC has a hidden neighborhood called the pleat and it's hidden inside those hard to fold subway maps and it has steam hammers making loud noises on purpose because the apartments dont need heat from the municipal steam grid

The main characters of this story are a 60 year old vampire who was changed as a 20 y/o in 1930s kansas and subsequently wound up in dark manchester The Place Between Places because reasons, and his 25 year old adoptive human father who is trying to fight city hall and accidentally founded a clan with his older son in the process. In TPBP the word "reasonable" is an insult and to arrest vampires the cops just nail it to something with a railroad spike

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Gotta show love to @halloftwotruths for providing a spot for house music in Columbus. Drinks are on point as well... #faded #housemusic #columbusbar @run614 #fancyname (at Two Truths)

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Okay this just got INTERESTING

So I went back to check on my pal Russian Warship 545 (registration name KOLA), and being unable to find the red dot in the area, thought it had moved on. Curious as to when and where to, I ran a search on Vesselfinder for the name “Russian Warship 545”.

No results found.

“Okay, that’s fair. Maybe you can’t search for naval vessels by name. National security and all.” I said to myself. Then I remembered that I’d screenshotted the ID number (see above), so I ran a search for that instead.

This is when shit got weird.

So I mentioned just now that while the vessel showed up earlier today under the AIS tracking title “Russian Vessel 545”, the legal registration name listed at the bottom of its details page was “KOLA”. This isn’t that weird in and of itself — I was poking around home on the map earlier today, and found Canadian naval vessels with tracking titles like “Canadian Warship 707” and then the actual vessel name (HMCS FancyName or what have ye) listed as the registration name along with the flag country.

I mentioned also that I couldn’t find Russian Warship 545’s distinctive red dot (red is the colour for search and rescue, coast guard, and naval vessels in Vessel Finder) in the Red Sea anchorage field outside the canal when I went to check up on it.

So imagine my surprise when I type the ID number for “Russian Warship 545” into the search, and am told IT IS STILL LOCATED IN THE RED SEA ANCHORAGE.

Huh???

But not ONLY that.

It has now been switched to an ORANGE tanker vessel dot, and is showing up with “KOLA” as its AIS tracking name, looking for all intents and purposes like a regular oil tanker:

Except for the fact that when you open the details page on Vessel Finder, the image attached is VERY MUCH STILL A RUSSIAN WARSHIP:

And the specs and details are all the same as earlier, including being owned by what is still listed (due to the 1967 manufacturing date) as, I shit you not, “Soviet Navy”:

However!!!

On further investigation via Marine Tracker, I’ve found what seems to be a much less “stripped from Wikipedia”, and much less impressive, image of our friend Russian Warship 545 (which is still listed as the AIS name on Marine Tracker):

This page on Baltic Shipping also associates similar pictures with the same ID numbers, further corroborating this and giving a bit more extra backstory about the builder etc. “Kola” is listed as an Altay-class Russian military tanker with a matching 1967 build date on this List of Active Russian Military Vessels, and was actively doing stuff for the Russian Navy in the Mediterranean within the last two years (x) (x).

So.

My best guess at an explanation for all this weirdness?

Creaky old Soviet-built oil tanker KOLA, owned by Russian military, was doing regular oil-getting business in the area.

Said oil tanker is listed on some AIS records in the same manner as most military-owned vessels, “[nationality] warship [hull #]”, and with a red military ID dot.

Somebody working for Vessel Finder is really lazy about attaching a database image to the profile for KOLA. (Interestingly enough, reverse image search turned up no other instances of the warship image used on the listing).

Then, this week, Ever Given does the world’s worst parallel parking job and blocks up the Suez canal.

KOLA, gone to go get oil and bring it back to the fleet, is now stranded with many other oil tankers in the middle of the Red Sea, unable to pass back up through to the Black Sea or wherever the hell she was going.

At some point, perhaps somebody involved in the control/management of KOLA had the thought, possibly while sitting around at anchor for two days twiddling thumbs and playing cards, “hey, you don’t think our AIS designation would make us look like we’re up to some really sketchy shit out here, do you? given that hundreds if not thousands of random people are looking at vessel tracking sites right now?”

“Hm. Shit.”

(Alternatively, somebody onboard is killing time on their phone looking at the shipping carnage and notices their bright red tracking dot and alarming name).

Phone calls are made/things are updated and Creaky old Soviet-built military-owned oil tanker KOLA hastily has its AIS display name updated to read as its registration name instead of “Russian Warship 545”, now with an orange oil tanker classification marker.

This change has the unintended result of making them look EXPONENTIALLY sketchier than they did before.

ALTERNATIVELY: Less funny version, it may just be a glitch in Vessel Finder’s software that gets triggered by the two different names and the conflicting classifications. When I went to look at it again just a minute ago, we were back to a red indicator and “Russian Warship 545”:

Bottom line: do I think that anything freaky or untoward is ACTUALLY happening with this vessel? Not really.

Do I find this all EXTREMELY entertaining? You bet your ass I do.

Highly recommend just fucking around on vessel tracking sites for a few hours. Gosh what a fun time to be had.

my favourite new arrival today to the Suez Canal party is this incredibly conspicuous Russian warship labelled as an oil tanker that’s just anchored amongst the stranded cargo ships. chillin.

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The final adventure of Reginald Fancyname

The final adventure of Reginald Fancyname

210905 In the ongoing adventures of Reginald Fancyname, we still have the problem of who to eat and how to get to them. Ald has a severe need to eat someone, this is always true, and he needs to find the proper elites. Those institutionally rich types who aren’t actually in danger of failure. The good news is, Ald has worked out how to use Twitter. As the civil war foments in the background and…

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Anyway freakblr it feels too quiet can anyone drop their headcanons on grandpa maximus ivo fancyname the third cause I'm bored

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Reginald Fancyname kills Donald Trump and makes things worse

Reginald Fancyname kills Donald Trump and makes things worse

210904 Let us describe an issue. Maybe that will make a good start to the story. Maybe it will make a start to the story at all. In this case, we will describe the issue thusly… I almost forgot my antidepressant, hold on… Right, so the issue at hand? I don’t know, I feel like getting back to Reginald Fancyname actually. So, the issue at hand is that Ald Fancy has become less able to infiltrate…

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The tale of Reginald Fancyname

The tale of Reginald Fancyname

210902 Once upon a time there was a man. Now, to be fair, there have been many men at many times and the world is often poorer for it. This particular man was at this particular time and we’ll see if the world was poorer for it. So, there was a man. Did he have a name? There’s the first question. Did he matter? That’s the second question. If he mattered, then why did he matter? There’s the…