#fandub eggman

[moon-swag-tourney]

Propaganda below!

Gunpowder Tim

Stream Gunpowder Tim vs The Moon Kaiser (the story of how he blew up the moon)

he's immortal. he's gay. he's in a band. he's got eye motifs. he *blew up the moon*. he's british. he's from the future. everybody go listen to gpt vs the moon kaiser rn and you'll understand. ps it was soooo hard for me to pick a favorite image of him PLEASE look him up and look at him

Blowing up the moon not only, y'know, blew up the moon, but was a vital part of his story because he gained? Was given? Had forced upon him? immortality in response to his blowing up the moon (and also nearly himself). The moon is in fact very important to his story. Also, he blew up the moon because his best friend died in a war that took place there. Imagine someone blowing up a moon for you wouldn't that be so nice. I love Tim he's everything to me

HE BLEW UP THE MOON

Also he is so gender

He's incredibly gender and also a cool immortal space pirate

He blew up the moon!

There was a war between the Moon Kaiser and England because the Kaiser threatened to blow up London, and Tim and Bertie (his best friend) joined the army and were sent to the moon. After Bertie died, Tim went on a murderous rampage and killed a not-insignificant amount of the Kaiser's army, but was eventually captured. In the throne room where he was to be executed, he noticed two allies he had known from earlier in the war. Tim had them distract the Kaiser and his (the Kaiser's) soldiers while he pointed the cannon the Kaiser had threatened to blow up London with at the moon and lit the fuse. He got to an escape pod before it blew up, but didn't get the visor closed, and lost his eyes (and died) in the resulting explosion that blew up the moon.

Fandub Eggman

Destroyed a large part of the moon because he was mad at a hedgehog and also Obama I guess

[hg-aneh]

I've come to make an announcement

[realtimefanduboutofcontext]

SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub | "Sonic Riders" (2020)

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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[siren-nate]

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Dr. Eggman is Bisexual and uses he/him pronouns!

[melanchollyanna]

😔

[crappy-cat-the-tabby-cat]

just checking to see if haikubot still works

shadow the hedgehog that bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my wife

[its-kall-the-clown]

[rayghosts]

you know how memes are always funnier in their original context?

[planetbass]

is this anything

[moon-swag-tourney]

Propaganda below!

Fandub Eggman

Destroyed a large part of the moon because he was mad at a hedgehog and also Obama I guess

Usagi Tsukino / Sailor Moon

In the name of the moon she'll punish you 

SHE IS THE ONE! SAILOR MOON! 

Fights for love and justice, the quintessential magical girl

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, SHE WILL PUNISH YOU!

She is the Moon Princess. "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"

She's Sailor MOON. Of the moon, in the sky.

I love her

she is simply iconique …. the pretty guardian who fights for love and justice … princess of the moon deeply in love with humanity … also id be kinda mad if some kind of magical girl didnt win this tournament

Possibly the most iconic moon themed character in existence 

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

so i watched the latest real time sonic fan dub

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

... Rouge could've told Shadow anything after he woke up at the beginning of Heroes.

--

Rouge, sitting Shadow down in the remains of the lab he and Omega just blew up: Okay, what do you remember?

Shadow: ... Nothing. My mind is completely blank.

Omega: Alert: Amnesia Detected.

Rouge: All right. Your name is Shadow Robotnik, you're the Ultimate Life Form created by Professor Gerald Robotnik more than fifty years ago. This base we're in right now? It was created by your nephew, Ivo Robotnik, whose wrestling name is Doctor Eggman.

Shadow: ... That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about myself to dispute it.

Rouge: Also, this robot here, E-123 Omega? Also created by Eggman. That makes him your grandnephew.

Omega: What Wait No.

Rouge: You were last seen falling out of orbit after saving the world with your boyfriend, Sonic the Hedgehog --

Eggman, appearing on the monitors: What are you two FUCKING talking about?

Omega: Eggman Detected. Engaging Destruction Protocols. (blasts the monitor into smithereens)

Eggman, shouting incomprehensible profanity through the broken speakers:

[zanza47]

Commission from WolfLord62!

Eggman's plans for the evening.

[realtimefanduboutofcontext]

i miss my wife tails. i miss her a lot

SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub | "Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story)" (2018)