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Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol

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15 Questions 15 Mutuals

I was tagged by @khaotunq 🫶🫶

Are you named after anyone? - Nope, I was actually named something else until I was born when I came out the wrong gender (they thought I was boy, scans weren’t great in the 80’s lol) So I was nameless for the first couple weeks of my life until my aunt named me, she thought the name she chose matched my sister’s name well, said we sounded like sisters.

When was the last time you cried? - Like six hours ago lol, I had an anxiety attack which usually involves some tears.

Do you have kids? - Nope, I cannot medically have children. If I did manage to get pregnant by some miracle, there’s a good chance I could die ☠️

Do you use sarcasm a lot? - According to medical professionals, I apparently use it as a coping mechanism lol!

What spots do you play/have played? - I haven’t played a sport since I was in school, ngl. I was on the girl’s travel soccer team and the shot put team. I also did gymnastics, swam and ice skated. I was big into BMX biking when I was a pre-teen too, it was a 90’s, that was super cool at the time.

What’s the first thing you notice about other people? - Height, eyes, lips, hands.

What’s your eye colour? - Dark dark brown, my eyes look black indoors and nearly gold in direct sunlight.

Scary movies or happy endings? - I enjoy scary movies more than anything, but I do tend to write happy endings. So… both 🤷‍♀️

Any special talents - I mean, I have one that tends to be a party trick that people want to see when they find out about it. I have zero gag reflex, no it’s not suppressed, no I don’t have to work past it, it’s just legit not there. I’ve had doctors look at me in shock when they basically stick their hand down my throat and I don’t blink an eye lol. @kellanwrites once watched me put an entire banana down my throat without even breaking eye contact 😉

Where were you born? - Ontario, Canada.

What are your hobbies? - Reading, crocheting, writing, baking, nail art, colouring, video games, sitting around and doing nothing while waiting for the cold hand of death to grip me and drag me away… too dark? That might have gotten too dark, sorry about that.

Do you have any pets? - A dog, a rabbit, and guinea pig and four cats.

How tall are you? - I’m 5’8, which is very tall for someone who’s AFAB, although I am one of the shorter females in my family, shockingly lol. My older sister is 5’11 and my mother is 6’ tall.

Favourite subject at school - English, science, art, music and history.

Dream job - Something where I wouldn’t have to interact with anyone, like stacking books or shelves in the back of a store. Counting out pills in a pharmacy, just a job where I could count/stack/arrange things quietly away from people. Maybe working in an archive of some sort 🤔

Oh no, help me, I need to see if I have 15 mutuals now lol!!! Sorry if you’ve already been tagged in this, feel free to ignore me and as always, there’s no pressure to play along 💖

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fanfictionroxs: replied to your post “I’ve been really wanting to get into Titans 2018, but I’ve been...”

Don't listen to anyone else and judge for yourself. I myself am starving for good Nightwing content and every episode of Titans calms me a bit 😃

That’s what I had wanted to do, honestly.  And I love Nightwing as much as the next girl, I really do.  Where I’m worried is Donna and Dawn--I’m just starting to become fans of theirs since I have friends who adore them (and write them super-well in their own fan content), so I want to be able to distinguish bad interpretations.  They’re the ones I’ve seen the most complaints about in regards to OOC writing, and I’m just worried because I already love those two a lot.

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Nothing makes me go homicidal more than seeing someone bash Lily. NOTHING. Listen man, I don't care if you want to ship James with Voldemort or Dumbledore or Peter or Frank! Just don't use it as an excuse to turn the ultimate MOTHER Lily Evans into some villain. And especially don't use your ship as a way to steal Lily's own child from her and turn Harry against her like.. LILY EVANS?! The woman whose blood magic fucked up Voldemort's body 14 years after her death to once again protect her son? Y'all DARE say shit about her? Have a heart!

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I don't like how Boston got treated by the narrative. It just sends an icky vibe down my spine because he's apologising to everyone, but where's the apologies he is owed for being threatened to have his non-consensual sex tapes released or being falsely accused of rape or other revenge porn shit? I just.. ugh. I'm fine with him and Nick breaking up since they both clearly want different things, but not the other stuff he was subjected to.. like just big no.

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Lily Evans has abandonment issues thanks to Petunia and Severus. Petunia is the major contributor as that's her big sister who should have been her eternal confidant and best friend, but who has been abandoning her in increments their entire lives. Petunia, whose love remains conditional and prejudiced, who loathes Lily's very being, her jealousy turning to spite and bigotry because if she cannot have magic then it is wrong, immoral, unnatural... and so is her sister by extension. And Lily, who has only ever wanted two people in her life, watches one of them abandon her for no fault of her own. And then there's Sev, and I know I said Petunia was the major contributor to Lily's abandonment issues, but Sev was her hope. He was the hope Lily carried that she was worthy of love, that she deserved better despite her own sister's screams of freak! Sev was the one who assured her of this every time she cried about Tuney, Sev understood her, Sev would never choose anyone other than Lily, right? Wrong! Sev chooses Voldemort and abandons Lily for a side that wants her own eradicated, expecting Lily to remain content with him treating her unlike 'other' muggleborns. She's the 'special' one from the group of filth he despises, she's the one who 'deserves' to live, she's expected to fall in line and watch her own people burn while the bigots rejoice. At the end of fifth year, it may have been Lily that walked away, but it was Sev who stole her hope the second he called her mudblood. For in the 'mudblood!' resounds the 'freak!', Tuney and Sev's voices blending as one, attacking Lily's very essence, destroying her hope and faith. So, Lily takes the abandonment issues and vows to take down Voldemort and kill every damn death eater that dares cross her path on the battlefield. She will have no other friends, her trust gone up in flames, her Gryffindor courage extinguished in the face of her fear of being abandoned once more. And she carries that fear and nurtures it against James, so fearful yet resigned of him leaving her (he never will and he will spend their lifetime proving it to her). Lily nurtures that fear far more than she ever gets to nurture Harry, the one love she hopes will never leave her. And yet, it is her who leaves him because there's no other way to save Harry. But her magic stays, her love stays, Lily stays. The girl who got abandoned stays for her baby boy. The girl Lily Evans, the freak, the dirty blood envoking old powerful magic, her blood taking down Voldemort in life and in death for her own creation, her baby Harry. Lily stays.

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(Custody) Battle of for the Bastards!

Can y'all imagine the custody battle over Jace, Luke & Joffrey aka the 'bastards'?

Rhaenyra: Strongest claim because she's the mommy who doesn't give a single shit about the bastard nonsense of their society and protects her kids like a dragon protecting its hoard. Screw everyone. SHE is the queen and her firstborn WILL be her heir and the rest WILL be well settled!

The judge loves her!

Harwin Mr. literal heart eyes at his babies: STRONGest claim lmao. He is fine with standing by the sidelines and watching his sons call others 'father', but he WILL commit murder and breakbones if you try to steal them. Nurturing comes very naturally to him and he is super sweet with his kids!

The judge loves him too!

Leanor: ADOPTION RIGHTS! JACE IS MY FIRSTBORN, LUKE IS MY HEIR AND JOFFREY IS NAMED AFTER MY DEAD LOVER! MY SONS!

The judge loves him three!

Deamon: I CUT OFF HEADS FOR THOSE KIDS! I TAUGHT JACE AND LUKE WHAT BEING A MAN IS! I RAISED JOFFREY! *bares teeth* MINE!

The judge is terrified, "sir put your sword away this is a legal proceeding" bangs gavel "order order" daemon cuts the gavel with his sword and gets thrown out of court!

Incoming Aegon ii, Aemond and Daeron with 'Uncle rights' custody papers to lay claim on their handsome, wise, strong nephews they 'hate' so much.

The judge wants to go home because he married these kids with their nephews (?!@#$) yesterday sweet home westeros!

Alicent behind them: Bastard 1 & I have the same bad posture; bastard 2 & I take the same anxiety meds; I am the father AND the evil step-mother, your honour *Larys trying to stab Harwin in the background*.

The judge sets the courtroom on fire!

Jace: Wins the custody battle because eldest daughter syndrome rights :)

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Was watching the episodes and like now that I'm older and can actually see that these are KIDS! I'm like.. those gods need to be chemically castrated so that they can never have kids again. Because who do you think you are bringing children into the world and not even changing their diapers, not being there every step of the way, leaving them to fend for themselves against MONSTERS, leaving most of them to DIE before they reach adulthood?! Parents are not supposed to be some mystical, unapproachable grand being to whom you have to prove yourself to get scraps of attention. They're supposed to be your safe space who raise you from Day 1. That is literally in the job description of a parent, it's the fucking bare minimum! Like cut off the god's pee pees or whatever you have to do to make them stop having kids and ruining lives!

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The way Lan Sizhui gives off vibes of that kid who will burn out by 25. The return of Wei Wuxian and a-yuan's memories of the Wen remnants are practically confirmation of his brewing inner turmoil, the beginning of the emotional exhaustion that's going to fuck up his mind as he keeps returning to memories of his grandma & those bodies in the blood pool.. and the destruction of 'Lan Sizhui'. Maybe he'll revert to being Wen Yuan or perhaps forge his new identity as Wen Sizhui. After all, 'Sizhui' is the gift he cherishes by his rich-gege, but his enmity lies with the Lans, the Jiangs, the Jins and other cultivation sects who wrongfully murdered his family. Most of the main perpetrators are gone, fate already having avenged the Wen remnants by disposing off Nie Mingjue, Jin Guangshan, Jin Gunagyao, but many still remain. Jiang Cheng and the people who raised Sizhui.. Lan Xichen and Lan Qiren. The fact that Sizhui will have to deal with the mental burden of the realisation that he was raised by his would be killers.. who did kill his loved ones, the fact that he will have to battle with the rising conflict in his mind of being filial, but to whom? His grandma who carried him on her weak back and ensured his survival through the worst of the camps which killed his uncle Wen Ning himself? His aunt Wen Qing without whom not even his Xian-gege would have come to help them? His original sect whose leader didn't give a shit about poor farmers like a-yuan's family or his current sect who killed those poor farmers? His fathers who saved him time and again or his birth mother and father whose memories were forever lost to him? Who should he be filial to, whose injustice should he start with? So much veangeace to take, but only one Wen left to fight because Sizhui knows that Wen Ning has fought for a lifetime. It's all down to him.. It's all down to The Last Wen.

Oh how ever will you survive a-yuan?

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I'm a big fan of Cregan looking like Harwin theories because

1. Hello Jace's daddy issues making him fall for a dude looking like his papa hehehe. Jace looking for his dead father in every man he meets finding only disappointment after disappointment.. and then to find Cregan, to find this wolf born from the same First Men blood as Harwin looking like he could be his twin? Something about Cregan seeing his little brother in Jace and Jace seeing his father in Cregan makes me go feral.

2. It makes Cregan executing Larys so much more poetic. Last thing Larys seeing being a face resembling his older brother who loved him so much.. Harwin who adored Larys, who was so protective and couldn't stand anyone being rude to his little brother, who was perhaps one of the few people who loved Larys genuinely and without prejudice.. only to get burnt alive by him. And it's like Harwin himself is reading out Larys's judgement and Larys doesn't see a wolf, but a ghost that somewhere.. he really missed.

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I just want one scene where despite all the civil war going on and Rhaenyra and Alicent being on opposite sides, Rhaenyra comes and beheads Larys because she finds out he's been practically assaulting Alicent all along. The fact that it's revenge for Harwin, for the father of her dead children is the cherry on top. Maybe she knows he killed Harwin, maybe she doesn't, but Alicent tells her later on when Rahenyra pulls the shaken woman into her lap that she didn't do it, never meant it, never intended it. Gently, she rocks her back and forth, breathing calm words into Alicent's ears who insists that she didn't kill Harwin and Rhaenyra knows because she told Daemon years ago that this woman wasn't capable of cold murder. Maybe things have changed now, but despite all the hatred and the suppressed wants, Rhaenyra knows her best friend inside out. And they will both probably met the stranger soon because there's still so much hate, hate that now perhaps exceeds the love that still burns, hate fueled from the pyres of dead sons and dead grandsons and chairs of torment that tear apart families and friends and love that could have been. They will meet the stranger who might look like their mothers or their sons or each other, and maybe then they will have their happy ending.

That's how Aegon and Aemond find their mother, wrapped in the arms of their half-sister with the separated head of Larys Strong bleeding on the sheets, his body thrown aside carelessly to make space for the two women. And for a minute they get a glimpse of the could have beens, where these women would have been their mothers, where their mother might have looked happy like she actually had a partner and not a prison guard in the form of Otto and Viserys, where they weren't torn apart from their nephews by hatred and ambitions that they wanted no part in. Where friendships and love might have been allowed to flourish, nurtured by the hands of these women. And then Rhaenyra looks up and there's an ugly fire burning in her eyes as she tightens her grip on Alicent, a look like that of a jealous dragon protecting its hoard and they attack because this woman has taken enough from them and it wasn't enough that she took the affections of their father, but now she comes to steal their mother.

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Sev chose Lily's bully so Lily chose Sev's bully. The only difference was that Sev's bully chose to save him, but Lily's bully murdered her.

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Pre-everything going to shit, news reaches the Red Keep that Lucerys Velarion has once again slashed someone's eye out. Cue Aemond being a jealous mess, his one eye twitching with fury because how dare his nephew mark another?! Oh the tantrum that follows is legendary and ironically Rhaenyra is the only one who can understand him because just the thought of Alicent stabbing anyone else makes her feel like she herself will turn into a fire breathing dragon. Cue brother-sister bonding time over the audacity of their nephew-stepmother trying to mark someone else.

PS Luke didn't even hurt anyone, he just accidently nicked Jace with his sword during a fight. This does NOT help Aemond's jealousy because Jace is literally the no 1 anti-lucemond guy out there (closely followed by Aegon because say whatever the guy DID slash his little bro's eye and he is sort of protective). Alicent is just confused because why does she have the angry eyes of her ex-bestie following her around and is that smoke coming out of your nostrils Rhaenyra wtf?!!!

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Imagine if Harwin raised all the kids. Jace, Luke, Aegon, Heleana, Aemond, Daeron in their early years (before the birth of Joffrey) and that ended up creating a strong family. Yeah yeah I know not subtle, but just imagine. I mean I always think the reason Aegon and Aemond are so fixated on the whole strong thing is (other than Alicent filling their ears - no hate for her though please) because here is this man who cannot even openly proclaim those kids as his own and yet he loves them so much. It is so obvious in Harwin's every interaction with Jace and Luke while Viserys sits around like the deadbeat pos he is. There is obviously some jealousy towards the 'bastards' having this amazing father who loves them despite knowing they may never even call him father openly. But imagine if Harwin could have raised them all together.. oh what a lovely thought. Aegon would have been a clingy child while Jace would shoulder him away from their dad because his nephew does NOT share. I can imagine Aegon sneaking to follow Harwin to Harenhall because he wants to be free from the shit of the red keep while Jace looks on in jealousy because why the fuck does his uncle get to go to his dad's house?! And having Harwin around would have given Aegon an actual non-toxic male figure who could have taught him better values. Luke and Aemond wouldn't have any issues because Harwin doesn't die in my delusional world and also Aemond gets love and patience and support and doesnt attach his entire identity on a dragon. Luke doesn't develop that Alicent like anxiety though a bit of it might always linger. Ugh I have SO MANY thoughts about this..

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Rahewinicent poly thoughts in my head 24/7 folks with Rhaenyra and Alicent being romantic, Rahenyra and Harwin being romantic, and Alicent and Harwin bing platonic because Alicent is a lesbian while Rhaewin are bi4bi and both my precious girls deserve this Strong brother and not the rapey one. Harwin and Rahenyra have Jace, Luke and Joffrey while Rhaenyra gets Alicent pregnant with the power of lesbian dragonism or something and Harwin gets to be a dad to all 7 of their kids who follow behind him in a line like ducklings following their mama duck. Alicent does always say that Harwin is a better mom than she is and then will drag Nyra away for dates leaving him to try and control their 7 kids with 7 dragons gods help him (Harwin loves it so much, he just knows he was born to be a dad ALSO he is living his best girl-dad life through Helaena <3).

PS Alicent and Harwin bonding over being terrified of dragons and puking all over the floors after flights while Rhaenyra holds their curly hair up and wonders how the fuck her dragon ass managed to fall for, not ONE, but TWO people who hate flying.