#feel free to rb <3

[glossysoap]

pls pls pls have your age in your bio or navi!! i’m going through my following soon so i’ll give you all a few days to do this before i start blocking <3

if you find that i mistakenly blocked you, create a second account and dm me through that <3

[24hrgore-fawn]

I just like these photos

[spinchs-field]

wow what cool characters! i hope nothing like terrifying, reality-shredding cosmic horror happens to them!

[khaloymes-a]

Chris Klemens Starters !

Sentence starters inspired by this Chris Klemens video. Feel free to change wording or anything else to fit your needs!

“Can you tell that I’ve been crying all morning? I’ve been crying all morning.”

“No, we’re fine, guys. We’re fiiiine. We’re fiiiiiine.”

“That house was literally so dark, there was no fucking light. It was like a log cabin in a horror movie.”

“Food is something I take too seriously.”

“Never has anyone ever been so excited to not collect a check.”

“Girlboss Mode Activated!”

“What the fuck is good, Kyle?!”

“I can barely remember what I did yesterday, let alone what someone said in a 2014 Vine.”

“I have Takis, I have jalapeños, and I have real ass cream cheese.”

“Do other people have this much trouble, or am I just extra Caucasian?”

“I have this hollowed out and we’re just gonna put some laxative in.”

“That was so sad, from start to finish. That sentence was devastating.”

“Hey Houston? We have a fucking GINORMOUS problem.”

“My mouth is watering, it’s like ‘Give me more, bitch!’”

“What the fuck are we doing here?”

“Well Philly Cream Cheese, we meet again.”

“I don’t like it, but I need to try it because I need answers.”

“It’s a dead watermelon, why am I so fucking scared?”

“It’s like when I lived in New York and it struck midnight: I’m doing two lines now.”

“Oh my god. At first I thought I was eating a hot dog, then I was like it’s cold and it’s also watermelon.”

“Fuck, and I mean FUCK, whoever came up with this.”

“Next up on this nonstop thrill ride, we have nacho Dorito chips dipped in marshmallow cheese sauce.”

“Yep, yep, yep. Wow!”

“I got laxative number two of the day: Cheese Whiz.”

“This is a sight I never thought I’d see in my lifetime, let alone yours.”

“I hope this microwave doesn’t give me radiation and I just drop dead on the spot! That would suck.”

“Nothing screams party like putting marshmallows in queso.”

“Can you believe I gave this any sort of optimism?”

“It’s not even gross, it’s just off-putting.”

“I’m done giving my energy to this!”

“I love peanut butter and I love pickles. What I don’t love is this bullshit.”

“I have pickles in my fridge, but I really like those ones, and don’t want them ruined, because no offense to that man, some fucking idiot on the Internet.”

“I’m not proud of this, but when I was younger, I used to drink pickle juice.”

“I was gonna say I had hope for this, but look where that fucking got me.”

“What in the Jimmy Neutron? Gotta blast!”

“Hello? Is anybody there? Where is everyone? What the fuck was that?”

“You will never catch me dead with a pickle and peanut butter. If you do, that’s the saddest way I went out.”

“I am sorry to the person in the Tiktok who I called an idiot, you are not as big an idiot as the fucking watermelon person. Unless you also came up with that. In that case? Idiot.”

“I think I’m making a mistake, but my hopes are incredibly high.”

“I’m a blue raspberry bitch!”

“This is gonna take out a tooth.”

“Oh yeah, I’ve always wanted a lollipop in the shape of a foot!”

“We’re gonna take some of these crack rocks and-“

“Ew, it has like wig hairs coming off of it. Okay bitch, me too!”

“It has some terrestrial vibes. Like, Saturn who?”

“Oh. Oh! Ow. Oh?”

“That was enjoyable.”

“If I wasn’t so scared of becoming Jack Sparrow and losing three teeth, that’d be a 10 out of 10.”

[transgaysex]

[unicornpopcorn14]

I've realized everyone has a different interpretation of how much Dazai covers his body with bandages so here's a poll (from least coverage-most coverage):

[dungeonbf]

kissing your f/o’s hands… appreciating each knuckle, each finger, the sheer strength behind their hands - if they’re arthritic, giving them special attention and massaging their hands. just appreciating one of the most important parts of their body <3

[thorin]

does anyone have bg3 fic recs that are NOT astarion-centric or astarion/character?

i love the guy but i can't find fics that are about the other characters & pairings.

edit: i mean i'm ok with halsin/astarion. & also wyll/astarion!!! i already see a lot of bloodweave fics floating around

[24hrgore-fawn]

My last sh pics were a success so here’s more

[blossoms-phan]

if y’all could take dnp anywhere in your hometown/city/country where would it be

[hwanwooyoung]

the never-ending fairy saga [14/?] ↪ jiho + ‘broken heart’

[guard-en]

hank studies based on this lovely model

[ftm-radio]

Today's gender euphoria was kindly delivered to me by:

brushing my teeth in my underwear, freshly showered and waiting for my T gel to dry

[iceicewifey]

i made a relationships chart for those ig ‘add yours’ things the other day, but dropping it here too in case anyone wants to use it. i’ve never seen (to my knowledge) a relationship chart for all the characters and i wanted to make one, even tho i cut some out. examples under the cut if you’re unsure how to use it. 💗

[l0velybugg0]

Some mermaids I did for a toontown collab a while back!!