#fionna and cake incorrect quotes

[awesome-possum-midnight-hour]

Simon Petrikov x Y/N Incorrect Quotes:

The Candy Queen’s song has been stuck in my head for almost a week now. Send help.

I’m working on actual Simon x Readers, but those are gonna take some time…so I’m posting this instead.

Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Y/N: You and me!!!

Simon, tearing up: Okay.

Simon: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Y/N: Stop romanticizing the past.

Simon, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Y/N: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Simon, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.

Simon: This is what I’m talking about people.

Y/N: We both look very handsome tonight.

Simon: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Y/N: I couldn't take that chance.

Y/N: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Simon: Okay.

Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.

Simon: Th-

Simon: The scary parts.

Simon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Simon: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Simon: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Simon: But you’re always acting stupid?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Y/N: Simon and I are no longer friends.

Simon: Y/N THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Y/N: Talk dirty to me~

Simon: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Y/N: Wha-

Simon: The economy is in shambles.

Y/N, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Simon, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

[the-last-hipopotamovolador]

My version of the meme "Would you fuck a clone of yourself? " for adventure time/ fionna and cake.

[thealienrumi]

[xanderindisguis]

[rius-cave]

I don't have the source of this textpost sorry lol

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey, to Donnie & Casey: KISS EACH OTHER!!

Casey: Don’t think it hasn’t occurred to me ;)

[caitlynscat]

“You were a wonderful experience”

“You were everything”

[scarletlight-has-issues]

I made this in 5 minutes

[coffee-master]

[Prohibitedwish]

[Where they are exe's and where Cake can smell the Drama] [2/???]

[Place: Winter King's Kingdom]

Cake: *kicks Scarab frozen in the ice.*

Scarab: Cat.

Cake jumps: Ah! Get out of my head!

Cake: Wait. Can you hurt me from it there?

Scarab: You two are abominations, disease. I'll break free of this prison and once free-

Cake: *relaxed sits on the ground and starts playing on the phone*

Cake: Nice. Now tell me ALL the details!

Scarab confused: ...what details?

Cake: Oh Come on! Don't play dumb I can littelary smell the tension between you and the big pink guy!

Scarab: *suprised & confused*

Cake: Just tell. I wanna know everything! How it started and how it ended! And what is the most- Who broke up.

Scarab too confused to even say something: ...

Cake: Just give me the Drama! THE DRAMA!

Scarab: ...

Cake: Better spill the tea. I can do this ALL week-

Scarab ignores her: ....

Cake: Now you're gonna pretend that you can't do a thing, huh?

Scarab: ...

Cake: ...

Cake: You have a thing for Big Guys, don't you?

Scarab: I'll turn you into a rug.

Cake smiles: I'll take that as a yes-

[oceanview15]

Simon to PB: Bonnibel, would you do me the honor if becoming my daughter-in-law?

Marceline: Wait a minute-

Marceline: Did you just propose to Bonnie for me?

Simon: Someone had to.

[that-random-outsider]

Fionna: This is Prismo he's gonna hook you up with some new threads

Gary: Uhm.. I don't know about this

Marshall: Oh come on, you know I'll love you no matter what, hit it wall guy

Prismo: Done

Fionna: Uhh Marshall

Marshall: *looks in a mirror* WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHERE'S MY DREADS??? I LOOK LIKE I'LL BURN IN THE SUN!! WHERE TF IS MY MELANIN!??AND WHAT’S WITH THIS ANIME BOY HAIRCUT!?!?

Fionna & Gary: *Dying of laughter*

[capndragn94]

*Simon and Fionna arguing*

Gary: I gotta say, I don't buy them as a couple. One's this macho alpha surging with testosterone, and then there's Simon.

Marshall: Well, they seem to be working it out.

*Simon and Fionna making out*

Fionna: I'M GONNA PUT A BABY IN YOU!

[sometimes-you-write]

Simon: Can I be frank with you guys?

Reader: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Betty: Can I still be Betty?

Reader: Shh, let Frank speak.

[ proship/comship/anti-anti DNI ]

[cannotandwillnotrest]

Prismo: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.

Simon: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

[sharkaiju]

Simon: This is one of the nicer sewers we've been in!

Marcy: It's stinky.

Simon: JFC Marceline, I almost just died, would it kill you to say something positive

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Lily : “you were a wonderful experience”

Severus : “you were… everything”