#adventure time incorrect quotes

[coffee-master]

[Prohibitedwish]

Prismo & Scarab: *are arguing*

Prismo: Ok that's enough- *rises his hand*

Scarab: *thinks that Prismo is gonna hit him or something*

Prismo: *gently picks him up and then placed him in the corner*

Scarab: *clearly confused and is trying to process what had happened*

Scarab: What the-?

Scarab: Did you just send me to the corner, as if I was a child!?

Prismo: If you're acting like a brat then you'll be threated like one!

Scarab: Are you serious?!

Prismo: Chill out it's could be worse.

Scarab: How so?

Prismo: *creates a sprayer with water for cats*

Scarab: ....

Scarab: I hate you so much.

[the-last-hipopotamovolador]

My version of the meme "Would you fuck a clone of yourself? " for adventure time/ fionna and cake.

[ayyyyysexual]

[capndragn94]

*Simon and Fionna arguing*

Gary: I gotta say, I don't buy them as a couple. One's this macho alpha surging with testosterone, and then there's Simon.

Marshall: Well, they seem to be working it out.

*Simon and Fionna making out*

Fionna: I'M GONNA PUT A BABY IN YOU!

[thesitharts]

Finn: hey Jake? Why does Prismo call you “baby girl?”

Jake: you’re asking too many questions, man.

[nightmaree-eyess]

LSP: is your dad bee keeping age?

Marceline: wha-? Who? Simon?

LSP: yeah girl is he bee keeping age?

Marceline: what does that even mean?

LSP: it means I want him all up on these lumps

Marceline: DUDE! THATS MY DAD STOP!

LSP: SIMON ARE YOU BEE KEEPING AGE???

Simon: •.• ??

Marceline: LSP YOURE NASTY!! NA NA NA NASTY!!!

[rainbow-beanie]

Marceline upon hearing someone indirectly or directly insulting simon: HEY. THAT’S MY SECOND- TECHNICAL DAD YOUR TALKING TO!!

Bully(s): What??

Simon, close to tears: Huh…??

Marceline, realizing what she had just said: I mean- What?

Listen, we all know that if Marceline was there when those rude tourists were harassing Simon, that little girl wouldn’t have had the chance to have her book taken away, cause she would have been quickly escorted away by the arm by a very pissed off vampire. Everyone else would also quickly get the boot, just a bit more aggressively compared to the little girl, who had only gotten away with a slightly sprained wrist and a stern scolding.

[thealienrumi]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know.

Leo: Good god, that's depressing.

Splinter: No, it's not.

Leo: I'm responsible for my own happiness? All due respect, Sensai, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.

[awesome-possum-midnight-hour]

Simon Petrikov x Y/N Incorrect Quotes:

The Candy Queen’s song has been stuck in my head for almost a week now. Send help.

I’m working on actual Simon x Readers, but those are gonna take some time…so I’m posting this instead.

Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Y/N: You and me!!!

Simon, tearing up: Okay.

Simon: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Y/N: Stop romanticizing the past.

Simon, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Y/N: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Simon, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.

Simon: This is what I’m talking about people.

Y/N: We both look very handsome tonight.

Simon: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Y/N: I couldn't take that chance.

Y/N: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Simon: Okay.

Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.

Simon: Th-

Simon: The scary parts.

Simon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Simon: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Simon: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Simon: But you’re always acting stupid?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Y/N: Simon and I are no longer friends.

Simon: Y/N THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Y/N: Talk dirty to me~

Simon: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Y/N: Wha-

Simon: The economy is in shambles.

Y/N, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Simon, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

[coffee-master]

[Prohibitedwish]

[Again coworkers au...]

Prismo: *doing something on computer*

Scarab goes to the Prismo: Oi, Prismo come here. *has some papers that they need to fill together*

Prismo: What's yup?

Scarab: Stand up stand when you're talking to me-

Prismo: What?? Why? You're litteraly next to me. I don't need to go to you.

Scarab disgusted: When you're sitting, you've got a huge hunch.. At least straight up.

Prismo: ...

Prismo: *in the end gets up irritated a little*

Scarab: ....

Scarab: *sees the huge hight difference between them*

Scarab: Nevermind sit back down-

Prismo: What? But you've just-!

Scarab: I said sit down!

Prismo: OK, ok chill out man-

[NEXT DAY]

Scarab: *wore heels to job, so the hight difference wouldn't bother him anymore*

Scarab thinking: "HA! Now we'll be the same hight-"

Scarab: Prismo come here for a moment!

Prismo: *stands up*

Scarab: . . .

[There's still the a big hight difference between them]

Scarab thinking: "How the fuck is he still taller than me!?!?"

[Meanwhile Prismo]

Prismo thinking: "Nice heels-"

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ethan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Ethan: *turns around and helps a young Hannah through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hannah

Hannah: Okay

[ayyyyysexual]

[capndragn94]

Marceline: What? You have a date? Who with?

Simon: No one.

Marceline: C'mon, what's their name?

Simon: Nothing.

Marceline: Come on, tell me.

Simon: Alright, but I'm very excited about this ok, so promise you won't get all protective and judgmental.

Marceline: I promise.

Simon: It's Fionna Campbell.

Marceline: Who's Fionna Campbell? Fionna, Fionna the Human?! You have a date with Fionna the Human?! Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that chick, she's like a uh, sister to... Finn.

[horton-hears-a-who-cares]

Part five + Rohan (and others) because they just fit too perfectly

Also ask box is open if you wanna ask for drawings/text posts cause I’m fresh outta ideas

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

-

Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

-

Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

-

Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

-

Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

-

Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

-

Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!