#food promo

[shandzii]

guys look who came over

[mishafletcher]

you know how people are always like, 'someone should write a cookbook that's actually easy'? i wrote it (amazon us link). i actually did it a while ago, but i finally got my shit together enough that it's widely available as both an ebook and a paperback, so i figured i'd mention it again.

you can buy the ebook almost literally anywhere, including on amazon, kobo, indigo, thalia, booktopia, gumroad, and pretty much anywhere else you care to buy ebooks.

you can also buy a print book almost literally anywhere, including amazon, indigo, powells, waterstones, and basically any other bookseller.

this is a book for everybody, anywhere, who has limited, time, energy, or resources to make food. here's what i assumed:

you don't want to spend a bunch of time and energy cooking

you can't afford to eat nothing but takeout

you probably don't have access to Brands, because Brands are expensive and region locked.

you probably don't have a bunch of gadgets—there's no slow cookers or instant pots in this book

that's about it. there are vanishingly few measurements, and when there are, they're both imperial and metric. i'm from the us, but live in australia, and you can purchase 99% of the ingredients mentioned at the nearest supermarket in either country. when i was formatting this for print distribution, i also checked tesco and used my terribly bad german to check rewe to make sure this was as broadly accessible as possible, and they have basically everything, as well.

i wrote it for you. if you have more questions, you can see a couple sample recipes here and the answers to frequently asked questions here. If that's not enough, my ask box is open.

[gf-seasons-zine]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MABEL AND DIPPER!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

It's time to celebrate our favorite brother/sister duo! We hope you all have a happy August 31st and are able to take a little time in your day to be curious, whimsical, adventurous, and weird!

The GF Seasons Zine Mod Team

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Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Disney in any way. The zine will be a charity zine with all surplus going to charity- no one will profit from this zine.

CARRD TWITTER RETROSPRING

[crimeronan]

HAPPY BURGER DAY AMERICANS :D

get a 50 cent mcdonalds double cheeseburger with the app

1 cent jr bacon cheeseburger with additional purchase on wendy's app

free cheeseburger with $1 purchase for burger king rewards members

$2 burgerville cheeseburgers all day, apparently up to 5 per purchase

check your own regional fast food stores for their promotions!!

yes it's dystopian to download all these apps to get coupons etc. but the price of groceries is crazy and americans do be eating cheesed burger. food insecure friends drop by your local drive thrus today for easy meals (AND BE REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE TO THE EMPLOYEES....)

posted september 18!

[emotionalcadaver]

Ngl I think that the thing I'm the saddest about with the new season of HOTD being over is no more Tom Glynn-Carney and Ewan Mitchell promo shenanigans 😔

[mermaidsirennikita]

also obsessed with the My Lady Jane promo strategy being “Jane gets railed by her dumb husband, who is also a horse sometimes. Is he a horse when he rails Jane? Stream on Prime to find out.”

[lemonbrows]

Ever eaten tentacles before? 👀🐙

Taking a break from peddling my artistic wares to tell you: If you’re eager to give it a shot, there’s still time to preorder the @dunmeshizine !! a TON of fabulous stretch goals have been unlocked and you can tell me personally what you think of my cooking 🧑‍🍳

Head over to https://dungeonmeshizine.bigcartel.com/ to take a look!

[meroaw]

some of my new warriors charms! get them here

[art-the-f-up]

Now that Felonies and Other Love Languages is complete (!!) and I don't have to worry about spoiling anything I can finally share the brainrot moments and some of the most fun conversations I had with @miabrown007 about characters throughout the fic. mostly includes me hating on Luka.

also, bonus:

this collab was sm fun

[howbrightthemoon]

the whiplash I am getting from these...

hElp I need this hanging in the Louvre RN

LN has put on his story as well like damn boy it was about time

the fidgeting!!

I always thought this was a Colin™ thing but holy shit...he was just naturally nervous here before seeing N walk down the aisle...like

bro is this YOUR wedding?

BOOB PILLOW PT 2

HERRRR 😍😍😍❤️❤️✨❤️✨😍✨😍 🥰🥰🥰😍✨✨

[strangenewfriends]

I forgot how funny those were, I used to do one every day before the show. He was our trainer in 1D, he used to like bring us to the gym and stuff. He trained Harry more than he trained the rest of us let's be honest--[I: Was Harry the one who was in the gym all the time?] Oh yeah yeah yeah, Harry was like taking skin off the chicken and like going up and smelling cake and not eating it. Now Mark actually does like security with me and trains me now that I'm more into the gym. I'd ask him, "Where are we going today Mark?" and he'd make up some kind of crap dad pun on the different city, and that was and I'd do it every day. We were getting like crazy numbers every day on just him just being an idiot.

-Niall to Roman Kemp about the "Where are we going today Mark?" posts

[noisester]

▸▸ BRING THE NOISE!!

[tim-lucy]

Remember when Tim didn’t want to show PDA at work when he thought a missile was coming but asked his former rookie/sergeant’s aid out on a date while he was acting watch commander and on the clock.

[thesoftnesssupreme]

Exploring China Town in Buenos Aires was like stepping into a whole new world! 🌏✨ The blend of old and new was absolutely mesmerizing. I had the most mouth-watering dinner at Dragón Porteño – crispy fried chicken, juicy pork dumplings, savory beef and veggies, sizzling pork hot plate, and fried rice that hit all the right spots. 🍗🥟🥩🍚 If you haven't been, you need to go!

[caint-use-my-phones]

Call me to Ketchup - Food Friday

Vintage (80s) HEINZ telephone

[goodgatsu]

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