#fool proof plan

[rarilight]

next year ill save money to commission a ton of raritwi art and ask the artist not to say it was a commission and that way ill trick everyone into thinking raritwi is popular again

[it-was-dead-when-i-found-it]

Tonight I learned that some animals will play dead if they're not interested in someone's advances and that has GOT to be the best tactic I've ever heard

Next time some guy tries to flirt with me I'm ABSOLUTELY going to drop to the floor twitching and freezing up in rigor mortis

[tweakersofreddit]

[trobedarchive]

if i were a youtuber id edit the red watched line onto all my thumbnails so people would think they’d started my video and just never finished it and then they’d click on it and be like who is this

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[knife-at-a-knife-fight]

standing in such a way to put a great deal of pressure on my lower back in order to assert dominance over my spine. 

[patt-off]

Thanksgiving?

No. Freddie Mercury

,😭😔,

[akanemnon]

Group project part 2

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

[hurricanes-art]

AU where Murtagh inherited Morzan's heterochromia

[sleeplesscenarios]

kim dokja: why are people not improving that much when they're with me? :/

also kim dokja: it's alright, friends, i have a plan for everything, you don't need to worry or even think about anything, i have matched every detail of my plan to your current skill level and possible potential, all you have to do is trust and follow me ^^

[istadris]

trick or treat!

How about a little sneak peek B)?

*

And this was where all his life led to: Luigi running across a jungle while dragging a giant turtle behind him after attacking his own brother.

But that was okay! He was going to fix it! He would use Mario’s shortcuts through the pipe network, get Bowser back to the Darklands, leave him somewhere where the Koopa Troops would find him, and then pray for everyone to act as if nothing had happened at all. Given Bowser’s pride, there was a good chance he would sweep that new humiliating defeat under the rug and forbid anyone to ever mention it. Things would then go back to normal, Luigi would keep pining from afar without ever acting on it and Bowser would be none the wiser about it!

Fool proof plan!

[claudiatherelentless]

Episode where Tariq and his new girlfriend have a Pregnancy Scare that ends on the punchline of Janine detailing her Extensive Birth Control Efforts during that relationship.

[oneknightstand-if]

I want to know who the imposter is, not to know the mystery, but so I can play an MC that crushes on Adrian only for his rebuffs to put him directly into the line of one of the people trying to murder MC 🙃

Like, wow Adrian, good job, you ran MC right off to their doom 🥰

[purpleshadow-star]

So... since Hades didn't send the Minotaur after Percy, but he did take Sally... then, technically, that means Hades saved Sally's life. Like, she would have died if Hades hadn't decided to take her to lure Percy to the Underworld.

[owl-with-a-pen]

Didn’t even consider the possibility that Nia might use her dreams to give her and Brainy an edge in the games. That’s really funny to me. I think Brainy would 100% be in on it too, and completely ready to be like “how DARE you, she is very tired and she can sleep if she wants to” the second anyone tries to call her on potentially going into a vision during games. And he does genuinely want her to get some rest if she needs it but y’know... if she just so happens to see the cards in Alex’s hand...

Yes, you see my vision! 😉 Querl "card counter" Dox would absolutely not be above supporting his girlfriend's wrongs. Especially if it means getting a guaranteed win. (Meanwhile Alex gets closer and closer to tearing her hair out with every passing game night)

[goldeneyedgirl]

Any chance you have a STL snippet you could share? Or an update 🥹🥹

Anon, if I could give you the chapter right now, I would just... paste it right here and see who noticed.

But I cannot because it's not done. I am sluggish with this chapter because we all know what's coming and there's so much tension and anticipation... I played myself. I'm at the FAFO stage of this fic, I'm afraid.

But I can give you a snippet.

The Major settles beside her on the roof. He’s not keeping his distance anymore, sitting right next to her, their hands nearly touching. If she wanted to, she could rest her head on his shoulder. (She’s never done that before. It’s a gesture she’s seen humans do in pictures. She thinks Alice Cullen might have done it a few times, after seeing it in films. Some of her visions overlap and overwrite each other. And sometimes it’s easier not to remember the little details.) “You and Edward were talking?” The concern in his voice is obvious, and her lips quirk into an almost smile. “We did.” She’s still got the wildflowers in her lap, and she twists the stems around her fingers as she thinks. Edward is… not what she expected. But what she expected was the boy who had been so very close to his sister. Who had that person who was on his side, no matter what. Not this lonely, worried, and overprotective Edward Cullen who saw her as threat, as another hurdle, rather than an ally. And she’s not even sure if she can still be that sister to him.