#foolish pictures

[miscellaneoussmp]

This island is a fucking mess.

[starscollide0]

beautiful green gumdrop eyes~

[mangofanarts]

Tina punching Bagi.........

Bad kicking Foolish......

[sunshinereani]

the story goes like this:

- tr!bad asks tr!foolish to the ball. !foolish agrees on the promise he can kill !bad on the night of the ball.

- !foolish kills chip's parrot, !bad kills !foolish in revenge but in revenge for that !foolish kills all of !bad and chip's pets. tr!ros tries to take the blame and in a shocking twist, !bad doesn't believe her.

- !bad refuses to go to the ball with !foolish.

- !foolish burns down !bad's snail statue, a chase ensues.

- !foolish takes to mining, whilst !bad lurks in the air and around the castle. !bad also steals and hides the camel (is it stealing if it's co-parenting?).

- chip hunts down !foolish in the mines and chases him.

- !foolish escapes to the nether, !bad follows.

- !foolish and !ros plan to run to the mushroom island to hide out.

and that's the gist of what you missed on glee!

[radaverse]

Dis new avatar is lit vro🔥

EEPY SAMURUYYYYYY

he so eepy bro let him eep 😭😭

[svtskneecaps]

does it ever drive you crazy

just how fast the night changes

[soars22]

It was the best solution they had, at the time.

They hadn’t taken this new “Hostile Faction” seriously at first. How could they? All of the factions were hostile-just look at what had happened with Pangi and the honey. What was a few new bloodthirsty faces to The Realm, really? What harm could a bunch of pirates do?

They should have listened.

It’s been months now of nonstop attacks, of homes and crops ruthlessly and systematically put to the torch, of all their people living in fear. It’s been months and they’re all at their breaking point. They meet up one night, slipping through the darkness to gather in the damp caves beneath the town. It’s the only really neutral place left, since the tavern was destroyed.

“We have to do something,” Bad mutters, pacing over the slippery stones. “Yeah, no shit, dumbass, that’s why everyone’s here,” Foolish snaps back. “And will you stop clopping everywhere with your hooves, you sound like a fucking pony, just clip-clop, clip-clop-“

“Language! I don’t see you offering any suggestions, oh ‘Great King.’”

“Ok, listen, pal, just because we have more people-why, why do I have to come up with something, huh? Why does it have to be me? Why can’t you do it?”

“But, Foolish, you said you had a plan, remember? You told me you were going to give yourself up as a hostage and let yourself be tortured to save us all!”

“What?!?” Foolish shrieks, his voice echoing painfully in the cave. “Oh, fuck that, if anyone’s getting tortured it’s going to be you—“

“Shut UP!” Tubbo snaps, eyes flashing dangerously. “Both of you just fucking stop, this isn’t getting us anywhere. We came here to make a plan, not watch you two flirt with one another!”

“Flirting?!?”

“We are NOT flirting—“

“Oh my GOD, I don’t CARE,” Toby groans, throwing himself to the ground dramatically and flinging an arm across his face. “If I wanted to watch an old married couple, I’d go spend time with Fit and Pac.” Predictably, Foolish and Bad both squawk indignantly at this. Tubbo isn’t listening to them, though; he’s just had a brilliant idea.

“Fit and Pac,” he breathes, sitting up. “Holy shit. My liege!”

“Hmm? Yes, what is it, my humble subject?”

“My liege, how would you feel about having a wife?”

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“I still don’t understand why I have to wear a dress,” Bad grumbles. “Foolish isn’t wearing a dress.”

“Foolish is voluntarily wearing assless and crotchless lingerie under his armor,” Hannah says soothingly. “Besides, you kick ass in those heels.”

“Language,” Bad mutters morosely. “That’s not the point and you know it.”

“Well, think of it this way,” Pac says brightly. “At least this way you know for sure the curtains matched the drapes, right?” Bad sputters and Hannah cackles and all three of them try to ignore why they’re here in the first place, and what it’s all for. That’s a tomorrow problem, after all.

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It works-barely. That’s what matters in the end. Bad works tirelessly with the Kingdom of Fools’ smith and archmage, bringing them the resources they need to craft better armor and stronger weapons and tools. Foolish commands his extra troops with chaotic yet undeniable efficiency while Pangi and Pac are a force unto themselves (for years to come, the seas would shiver with the threat of the dreaded “passa tudo”). Tubbo’s crowd pulls their weight as well, of course, with Philza to act as spy, and Tubbo’s concoctions saving more than one life in the rough battles ahead.

But they would have failed if not for the forced proximity a royal union brings. It’s not without its faults or flaws-the argument over last names alone lasted a full week and ended with five missing villages, an exploded mountain top, and a decision to turn their last names into a palindrome) but there is one thing that no one can deny:

It truly was the best decision they had.

(Thanks to @trappedinacomputer for the inspiration!)

[shadowfloofster]

Everyone at twitchcon: *having fun hanging out with people*

Bad, Cellbit, Foolish and Jaiden, fighting for their lives:

Bad specifically, popping 25 totems and using all his potions:

[basil-does-arttt]

okay i've had this song on repeat for like the last two hours because i can't stop thinking about how well it fits Signalis..

someone please listen to this and tell me i'm not the only one (also its just an amazing song regardless)

[25jiwheretheyshouldntbe]

Mizuki and Ena explored the town! Feat. Rui and Tsukasa, who joined them for dinner

[bbu-fan-blog]

Kidnapper: We have him.

Fantoccio: Have who?

Kidnapper: Barnaby.

Fantoccio: ...oh.

Kidnapper: Oh?

Fantoccio: You don't have him. He has you. Good luck.

[reisspieces]

I’m only upset bc after months of telling my friend to watch a game, this is the game she watches and this is what they do 😭

[sunshinereani]

pili: to be honest, i was planning on resetting myself one more time

derapchu: can i kill you? can i kill you please?

pili: no. i was gonna ask clown to do it

pangi: oh you pathetic fuck

[backfromtwitterforw]

Foolish reaction to learning Q!bbh and Richas are a tiktok family

[ultra-violetra]

i think its important to keep in mind that the new qsmp members, in character and most of the ccs, have only known each other for two days. at most they’ve spent a few hours together on the server. there hasn’t really been enough time for deep relationships to form, because the characters are just now meeting. let things evolve naturally

[qbdream]

would you fuck a clone of yourself?