#foot and it’s scary

[a-walking-fandom-reference]

okay gonna take a shower hope i don’t fall and die/j

[cinna-bunnie]

was drunk at my friend's place yesterday and her bf was given some throwing knives, played around for a bit and i still got it 🧐 that was my last push to get back into knife throwing, haven't been into it since i was 17/18 lol. i ordered these ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

edit: if ur here from my top posts you can see me throw them here!

[0l-unreliable]

ramblings on twinyard body types

I think if you look at how I draw the foxes and ravens, there is the possibility of misconstruing the reasoning behind their body types as something strictly 'sexy' or 'diverse' or what have you. But I really truly do try to reason out their bodies, and they are sexily diverse because that's just how people are.

The reason I was thinking about this was because of how I draw the Twinyards vs how I see others draw them. It makes me feel like I'm treating non-thin bodies as something to ogle and fetishize for the explicit reason that they are 'larger'. But I draw them that way because to me it makes the most sense for them to look that way. So they are attractive not because they aren't skinny, but because they ARE hot (in my head, everyone has at least one attractive/pretty/wonderful thing about them).

To me, Andrew and Aaron are chubby. Not considering muscle or diet or exercise or whatever, to me their healthy weight is 'chubby' (though this chubbiness can also be linked to their height) like I drew below.

But adding in lifestyle, diet, Exy roles, statistics (with Andrew being The Goalie of all time and Aaron constantly working fluidly with Matt on court) health standards, goddamn feelings about Exy I cannot see them as anything but tiny brick shithouses. They are packed with muscle, they just have to be. Andrew especially. And over that muscle is fat, because that's how real strong bodies look/are and because the Twinyards don't give a shit about being healthy. They drink, smoke, eat like fuck, they don't care! At the end of the day if their body does what it needs to that's a job well done. For freak's sake THREE people had to hold Andrew down at Kathy's show!

And absolutely none of this is to say fat=unhealthy, there is just no way they can be shredded twinks. not to me. Obviously, if that is how you see them I'm not kicking your ass about it, but my early easter post has got me feelin' like a freak who objectifies non-skinny people instead of a freak who objectifies blonde guys.

Anyways muscle Minyards 5-ever 🧡

[slothgiirl]

imagine all the tales in liyue about the terrifying villigant yaksha that staves off demons. those who've met him think him quiet, reserved, and uncaring for companionship. other adepti look up to him. his commitment to liyue inspires respect but hes always this lone intimidating figure. and the first time in centuries (mb even thousands of years) he walks into liyue harbour, xiaos carrying ur bags, all loved up, chiding u for buying flowers when he brings u the freshest blooms in all of liyue from peaks only an adeptus could reach

[astrobei]

every byler creator who has ever felt unappreciated or has never seen their work on a rec list or has stayed awake for hours working on something for it to get no interaction or has had their work passed up in favor of the big fandom favorites or has never been taken a chance on or has ever come last in a poll they didn’t ask to be on or has felt self conscious about posting or about calling themselves a creator if what they’re posting is not a magnum opus or has created something for themselves and still hoped deep down that people would love it: get behind me. i’ll protect u

[black-and-yellow]

[fauvester]

clays 11.. a professional robber organizes a ragtag team of thiefs to steal a fortune and his ex-fed ex-husband from his frenemy casino magnate martin van buren

[ryllen]

i thought alien would win, i picked nessie bcs it’s cute also tribute to my son  🦕💛

[enderwoah]

being a ranchers fan during this crossover is like actually terrifying nono like u guys dont get it

ppl that arent ranchers fans will NEVER UNDERSTAND the guttural fear of clicking on a new episode and seeing tango participate in a toy joke at jimmy. like jimmy's whole thing is getting bullied and since cc!tango isn't really playing a character he's under literally zero obligation to keep up the ""respect"" (in quotations bc theyre obviously all friends joking around) for jimmy AT ALL. he could jokingly join in with grian and joel and The Rest Of The Server on one (1) joke and i think all of us would instantly crumble into dust. its like watching two cars drive at each other at 500 kmph except theyre slightly off so they MIGHT hit each other but they also might just pass by each other and wave through the windows

do you get it. every episode is filled with fear and expectation and im just trying to get in as many "MAN guys do you see how much tango RESPECTS JIMMY and DOES NOT PARTICIPATE in the TOY JOKES like EVERYONE ELSE" posts as i can to try and psychically influence them from across the world

[gaycrittercentral]

Mr. Sandmax…Sam me a Max………..

I got knocked over by so many waves today it was awesome :D at least I’m not max sized, they probably would’ve just swept me away…

[fizzytoo]

911 i need more ellis pics it's an emergency

she can spare a few minutes 😋

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Pawn AU Eclipse and Reader bonding time,,

[static-quo]

I had an idea and needed to get it out as soon as fucking possible-

(Just a wip but I think I may be on to something here- ówò)

[stimiez]

CREDIT 📷 - Cryptid stimboard!

[eggs-can-draw]

Oh, you’re the Ultimate Hope, right?

[tennessoui]

ok I am obsessed with the canon force ghosts obikin being young twunk anakin skywalker in all his glory and old man ben finally thriving

BUT can you imagine how funny it would be if vader was yanked into the Force to live forever as a force ghost dressed in his Vader armor??? like nothing about his appearance changes (he’s no longer in constant pain which is nice) he’s just Good and Light now

I know I know I know that’s not the point of the ending and Vader finds freedom from the suit as a force ghost to live forever as Anakin Skywalker

But I just think Ahsoka going about her day and turning to find the hulking and nightmarish form of force ghost Darth Vader is hilarious like:

Ahsoka: hm maybe today I’ll go into the market and buy those fried tentacle rings and — HOLY FUCK

Anakin as Vader: fried tentacle rings?? I thought you hated seafoo—stop screaming it’s just me—when did you start liking seafood??? You used to throw it out our window when you thought I wasn’t looking—seriously I promise it’s me I’m better now :)

Like. Old Ben makes him wear a sign around his neck that says “Vader Lite” or “I’m A Good Boy” or something because he won’t stop scaring the Force Sensitives by way of looking like the visage of the enemy and their worst nightmare for twenty years now looming in the corner trying to distribute Life advice because he’s sorta bored