#for a long while

[pizzazzgf]

I’d like to provide some introspection on loose ends I see people commonly confused about. I think that Agatha is so torn about Rio because the one singular time that she took a break to not kill witches was when Rio took Nicky. In her grief, she must’ve come to the conclusion that Rio was holding off until Agatha didn’t give her what she wanted—i.e “you get your power I get my bodies”. It has always been transactional in Agatha’s mind. I think she always thought that Rio only loved her for how much she killed, when the whole time Rio was just falling deeper and deeper while Agatha built all this grief and misery. When billy asked if this is how Nicky died, it reminded Agatha of all the others she sacrificed to keep Nicky alive. I think. And Rio probably just thought Agatha was getting power and leaving her love gifts like usual😭

[foundmars]

omg yesss

lives were destroyed

[mintaii]

a wandering knight, drawn to the quiet of the forest. her touch may be a blessing or a curse.

[opt1gan]

Two movies I like

[goldensunset]

hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

[aroaceleovaldez]

i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[vicholas]

the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

[bumbleboa]

oh what a joy it is to get to grow old

[danidoodels]

trying to get used to drawing this goober again

[yvotoro]

turbo granny

[kensatou]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Wicked!

We're all in agreement here: the movie would have been better if they'd kissed. Nonetheless, Gelphie rules your hearts and your fanart this week, and they're sapphic if you say so, dammit. What else are headcanons for?! Please enjoy this Gelphie art. Pink does go good with green 🩷💚

@o6frog:

@tapiocats:

@sixofsol:

@breeberrypies:

@imforeverpositive:

@rogertaylorswift:

@thingsaday:

@wicked-fan89:

@smolowl:

@sisalrian:

@angelwiththeblue-box:

@tomwambsgays:

@a-curious-squirrel:

@sabeedraws:

@fellbirb:

@lucentcosmos:

@pudkipsey:

@mio00-00:

@aidede-camp:

@dontwear-itout:

@minaritehe:

@monicherrie:

@tangledcostellations:

@gengarirl:

@radiomomo:

@valuvi:

@glidna:

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[kokodrawings]

Role reversal AU: Naruto as the ambassador of the shinobi nations

[silosbears]

i think alphonse would still experience depersonalization and dysmorphia even after getting his body back