Tumgik
#for legal and illegal reasons this is a joke
Text
And when it comes out that Mclaren sabotaged the Ferrari tyre heating blankets I won't be acting surprised
18 notes · View notes
kisshim · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
i have something inappropriate to say
0 notes
whaalless · 8 months
Text
Small Destiny doodle dump + wip for a bigger drawing I’m working on
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
787 notes · View notes
qqueenofhades · 3 months
Text
Anyway, since All Presidential Official Actions Are Absolutely Legal, I for one suggest that Biden sends a drone to Mar-a-Lago to vaporize it and/or Trump and then tell SCOTUS it was an official action.
365 notes · View notes
harbingerofsoup · 3 months
Text
ok but it is funny that both buck and eddie ended up having love interests played by terrible bigoted people in s7
truly they are soulmates <3
87 notes · View notes
Note
i had a dream i was reading your blog and you face revealed and were secretly harlan. can you confirm or deny this?
Guys I think it's time for me to come clean it's me Harlan. Everything is canon now. Everything.
56 notes · View notes
sanpape · 1 year
Text
Fun fact. You can simulate putting the pathologic healers through the trials and tribulations of Fear and Hunger by building a party with Marcoh, Daan and Marina. Go forth and be merry.
99 notes · View notes
patchyworx · 2 months
Text
Istg if one more popular queer music artist does something illegal or weird I'm going to set something on fire
8 notes · View notes
Text
Imagine trying to threaten someone by sending them their IP, like damn bro, I already knew what my IP is you don't gotta tell me again.
Anyways, you go for their friends and family, like tagging their vehicle's system or even getting into their phone. Leak every chat. Leak every email. All of it. Leak the leeks. Yknow what I'm saying? Don't just go for the one idiot, go for the whole nest. The more important the person is to your target, the better. Hopefully Merrick doesn't see th
8 notes · View notes
oni-official · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
a "thank you, ONI!" would be nice every now and again.
103 notes · View notes
dirtysenner · 8 days
Text
Hey @47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat I hear they be doing transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison. I know you American but I’m sure we could arrange something.
Quick, go commit a crime.
3 notes · View notes
sillverstreets · 6 months
Text
the AUDACITY to fucking WINK
6 notes · View notes
mantisgodsart · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
(via @cordycepsbian)
We can answer this actually we love talking about Cool Art Stuff.
Despite what one may assume, sharp edges in watercolor is actually quite easy! Come, sit, allow us to share our secrets. It's like 50% "materials" and 50% "we spent a long-ass time figuring out how to do sharp edges in watercolor and now we're really good at figuring out the exact combos of consistency and brush stroke required to make those really hard edges"
The first trick is, of course, to not try and do it at the beginning of the painting. When you're just starting to block shapes in to your watercolor, pursuing sharp edges is a fool's ordeal, and you can only really get those sharp edges in as finishing touches near the end of the work.
The second trick is to work wet-on-dry - this limits the spread of the watercolor and allows you to prevent bleeding, but you have to make sure your painting is COMPLETELY dry before painting, or you'll risk having some ill-defined lines and bleeding.
The third trick is to work with... cake watercolors? There's a tern for it, we just can't remember it - dry pan watercolors, where you have to wet the paint to "activate" it, offer you a LOT more control over the consistency of your paint, and using a relatively thick paint will allow you some REALLY sharp lines! Fair warning, your mileage may vary based on the specific paints you use just because pigment is Expensive and cheaper brands of watercolor will almost definitely be, like, cutting out as much pigment as they can manage in order to cut corners, and the sharp edges will be less obvious the more transparent they are.
As a general rule of thumb when you pay for Fancy watercolor you're paying for the insane amount of pigment that they put in their Fancy Stuff and that lends itself a lot more to Sharp Lines (plus one thing of it will last Fucking Forever). The black we use Specifically is an Artisanal Fancy Brand that we don't remember the name of and we've been using the same ~$10 thing for more than a year without even using up half of it, but honestly the actual paints you use are the Least important part of doing watercolor, you can do like the exact same thing with dollar store paints it'll just be a bit less pigmented.
The fourth trick is to just, like, practice a TON. You WILL have to spend time getting it right. It will take a Long-Ass Time. You will have So Much Trouble. Unfortunately this step cannot be avoided but we can still warn you that you'll be trying to make really sharp lines for like an hour and it still won't quite work.
The last trick is to uhh
Tumblr media
#we speak#not art#unfortunately the people saying to invest in Good Materials are sometimes correct and good brushes are like#the number one reason that we can manage the sort of really sharp edges that we can without muddling#for context this is a fancy-ass semi-stiff lining brush that we've found allows for VERY sharp edges#it's VERY nice and it holds its shape INCREDIBLY well allowing for some very nicely defined edges without stray brush strands#however it's also like fifteen bucks for one brush so you kinda have to like. Decide If It's Worth It#we got like two brushes from the same brand from a watercolor technique workshop for free and we shelled out bc the other brushes were like#Really Good#total cost of this is like uhhh fucking twenty bucks. if you have that to spare we 100% recommend it#but if you dont then you can obtain it illegally from your local art store if youre fast enough#for legal reasons that advice is a joke tho. stealing from local businesses is bad. go after a bigger store instead.#like 60% of watercolors is having Good Technique but the really defined edges that we pull here are like purely possible bc of Good Brush#and Good Brush really makes a fucking difference tho we'll still bring in our older dollar store brushes for shit like texture#beyond that its just ignoring common wisdom for watercolor tho we do A LOT of drybrushing bc we like the texture#we like deliberately fucking up our washes to make the background look more interesting we think its Cool#every watercolor person who speaks of a flat wash being the very basis of All Of Watercolor wishes to kill us personally
7 notes · View notes
loveyougoodbi · 2 months
Text
If the McLaren car was legal Charles would have been 2nd in this session- applying the laws of being a Lando fan to Charles Leclerc: an essay by
2 notes · View notes
femchord · 5 months
Text
peter the first taxed not shaving a beard for men. i wanna tax shaving your bush for women 😕
4 notes · View notes
what-even-is-sleep · 4 months
Text
Can’t wait for my drivers license to arrive so I can be driving legally again for the first time in 1.5 years!
#for legal reasons this is a joke#SO THIS IS WHATS UP#as a youngin#a young adult one might say#I was starting to learn that some systems are bullshit when I’d previously been a pretty big rule-follower#my mom showing me how to navigate the healthcare system a bit/showing me how student loans legit have practices to confuse and fuck us over#also im really bad at getting things in on time (this is an important fact)#so when I see that my drivers license is abt to expire. I’m like ‘Oup gotta get that done!’ then promptly forget abt it#next time I remember it’s 3 months expired.#I check the date and realize that wait! in a year imma be turning 21 and just one yr after that Real ID’s will become mandatory (im p sure)#so I decide to push off renewing my license! I think that the whole process will b annoying asf bc I’ve only dealt with the DMV in-person#and it SUCKED and took forever. I’m thinking that if I renew my drivers license right on/after my 21st birthday I can knock out two birds#with one stone: I can get it as a Real ID and I can get an updated picture that’s flipped sideways so getting age-checked is faster#little do i know: it’s v much illegal to be driving around with an expired license!#I drive around for a year (over a year? I don’t remember when I first realized it was expired) j having fun#then one month b4 my 21st birthday I get into an abroad study thing and have to get my passport. which I realize is also expired. and#realize that to renew my passport I have to have a valid drivers license. At this point I also realize how fucked I could be if I get pulled#over with my expired license. so I check out the process for DL renewal and rejoice! it’s online!#AND THANK FUCK I CHECKED THEN. bc if I had waited LITERALLY two more days I would not have been able to renew online and would’ve had to go#in-person. and there were no in-person appointments until after my 21st. and I learned in this process abt the fines my state applies when u#renew a DL late and ALSO that u have to entirely retake the test/redo all the paperwork shit if it’s expired for too long. I would’ve had to#retake the test n everything if I’d gone past my bday. I was also in another state for college. idk how incoherent these ramblings are but#basically I would’ve been Ultra Fucked. anyways! got that figured out#renewed the DL and had it sent to my home. then da house floods and crime goes up in the neighborhood and my DL ends up either being lost#Or tossed (with other flood-damaged things) or stolen.#I don’t realize this for 4 months bc I am silly. also in college out-of-state. also other reasons.#finally got around to calling DMV and telling them that my DL never arrived… 6 months after I renewed it!#and they were v sweet and are resending me my DL for free. so in the next few weeks I shall finally b driving legally again#!!!! the end#mypost
4 notes · View notes