#for real you all get a cookie

[regulusrules]

there are two types of strong bonds in this world: ionic bonds and the bond between a writer and their wip readers who comment every time they update

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

[possibly-not-a-ghost]

Where the cookie is he made any good

✨No. ✨

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And let's not count Jazz out of the sheer horror of what came out of their toaster oven. It was a Fenton team effort! And Yes. It was made in a toaster oven because I figure the stove of their very cheap place wasn't working. Toaster ovens aren't bad replacements for ovens but you gotta have a Quality one and they did not have quality.

I'm talking unevenly baked batch on the wrong setting, attempted frosting designs by putting said frosting in a sandwich bag, maybe even a fruit bag. The frosting was too runny and the cookies too warm. They tried to draw on a pattern for a cheery bat face onto the cookies with a straight up marker. Flat, dry cookies because Jazz could not justify the usage of a whole cup and 1/4th of sugar in a batch. (Cause c'mon look at baking recipes and how much sugar they use it's ridiculous.) not to mention a slightly off taste that no one can figure out.

The best part of the cookies would have been their shapes because Danny used his ghost ice to make the cookie cutters. But the cookies spread out too much and Jazz had to gently break them apart again. They are truly Terrible Things they have created. The only one that Likes the cookies is Jason 'I died and walked it off' Todd and I'll give you one guess on to why that is.

[simgerale]

me after attempting to get back into sims and realizing i had a lot more to do than play the game

[deathbypufferfish]

Is there a rule that I can have a cookie on passover if I'm really sad

[roman-roy-apologist]

i love you animal symbolism

[detransraichu]

broooo not my ex making posts abt how hard it is to come to terms with being conventionally attractive while having low self-esteem issues and how wild it is to get compliments randomly on their appearance when they go out and how they're worried that their new transmasc boytoy is only into them bc they're hot -_- i'm tired... meanwhile i'm just seen as a gremlin now that i'm not hyperfem... they truly have the biggest issues in the world lol

also they were like "omg turns out i'm not ace i just needed a bf lol" and i'm like yeah. i know. you've been lusting after male characters for years. you were horny as fuck just not for me bc i didn't transition. you only made moves on me when you were bored, lonely or drunk. i always asked if that was the case and you were like no baby it's just your insecurities i don't need you to transition uwu. for 5 years. my trust issues are thru the roof now yayyyyy /dies

[alwaysneedyforsir]

back to bad habits (staying absurdly late at practice)

[bloodcoveredgf]

in my prophet era

[freckledsweetpea]

I'm so happy for people who had parents that didn't feed them propaganda they believed since their own childhoods, but I'm going to need people to realize that people's opinions changing with new (to them) REAL information is always ALWAYS going to be a good thing.

[creature-from-unknown-orgins]

I’m so tired and emotional, anything slightly positive you say will make me sob

[fragmentedblade]

Argenti is actually pretty Lancelotcoded, he is deranged and even suicidal. I adore him

[just-a-queer-fanboy]

John Dulaney was right 14 year Olds are the meanest people in the world

[sailortongue]

sometimes i really love university. we had an event tonight where the president of the uni read little kid books to us

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

oh my god i'm so in love with all the fic ideas you talked about, but especially the last two with the castles kidnapping matt in like a friendly and well-meaning way. it's so funny to me and also the dynamic here would be absolutely excellent. never realised i needed a pro-crime hyper-competent maria castle in my life but apparently i do???

the dynamic in those, but especially the christmas one, is fucking hilarious. i love it so much. i'd write it tomorrow if i had the time

like the castles are treating this like one of those times where you pick up a puppy out of a cardboard box in a kmart parking lot and like, it's a little scrawny and underfed and feral and yeah, it probably would have been smarter to pick one out of the shelter where at least you know they've been checked out and have their shots and everything, but you know, the kids wanted one so bad and it's christmas, and it's cold and the poor thing's probably going to freeze to death in the cardboard box, so you bring it home, and suddenly it's in these new and unfamiliar surroundings and it keeps trying to skitter out the front door every time it opens, so maybe you have to keep it in a back room or tied up for a while and you hand feed it treats until it stops trying to run away and like, you know eventually the puppy's going to warm up to you as long as you treat it right and when that happens you'll have a happy new member of the family that you can probably shove felt reindeer antlers on for the family christmas card

meanwhile matt's treating this like a fucking kidnapping

[littlerainbowfrog]

If you were the head of NASA, which planet or moon would you send a manned space mission to first?

Holo Anon!! This is Such an incredible hypothetical honor you've bestowed upon me🥹 'if' is still a very real possibility! Lol assuming we had made the technological advancements needed to not send a crew to certain death, I'd like to send (and be SENT DAMMIT) To either our good neighbor mars or Titan, one of Jupiters moons.

Mars has so many potentials that we would be able to confirm definitely and titan with the possibility that COULD potentially harbor life? Dude, first class ticket. The only caveats here would be the temperatures. Coming from a warmer climate myself, I think I'd just about rather die than be exposed to the cold for too long lol but we're operating under the assumption we have all our shit together in a neat little bag, I think we'd be fine! Worse comes to worse, we could settle for the moon and build moon castles🥹

Thank you for this question! I hope you have a wonderful day, stay safe, hydrate, do right by you!! Drink your milk so YOU can be the explorer we need you to be😂 have a great day friend