#for so longgg omg

[y-vna]

　˚ 　 . 　 ⁺ 　∿　 so tell your girlfriend, @koosuvi 　 𓂂　 　○

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

✧ ━━ 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐔𝐑𝐋 𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒

I won't lie I've been in a very whimsical, romanticizing-my-life mood today and that is what this is about to be; mayhaps a little "Oh No Robin's Falling in Love" playlist. Which is always funny to me because yes he's a POS but man when he loves he gives EVERYTHING. Despite often trying to convince himself otherwise. ━ So let's begin this soft af nightmare ride:

𝐖 : 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙳𝚒𝚎 ━ 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝙸𝚛𝚒𝚜

𝐈 : 𝙸 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 ━ 𝙰𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚁𝚞𝚗

𝐓 : 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙽𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚎 ━ 𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚃𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗

𝐂 : 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚁𝚞𝚜𝚝 ━ 𝙿𝚘𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕

𝐇 : 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚜 ━ 𝙶𝚘𝚝𝚢𝚎

𝐂 : 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 ━ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝

𝐑 : 𝚁𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎 ━ 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚜

𝐀 : 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚎 𝙳𝚘 ━ 𝙾𝚑 𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝐅 : 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 ━ 𝙿𝚘𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕

𝐓 : 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚞𝚗 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚊𝚢𝚜 ━ 𝚅𝙾𝙲𝙴𝚂𝟾

𝐀 : 𝙰𝚕é𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 ━ 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚅𝚒𝚗𝚎

𝐍 : 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜

𝐃 : 𝙳𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 ━ 𝙱𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚟 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚟

𝐁 : 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 ━ 𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚎

𝐔 : 𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕 ━ 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜

𝐑 : 𝚁𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕 ━ 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎

𝐈 : 𝙸 𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝙴𝚢𝚎𝚜 ━ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘

𝐀 : 𝙰𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚜 ━ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙾𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊

𝐋 : 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 ━ 𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝙾 𝙽𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝐃 : 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕'𝚜 𝙵𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 ━ 𝙴𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗

𝐈 : 𝙸𝚗 𝚊 𝚆𝚎𝚎𝚔 - 𝙷𝚘𝚣𝚒𝚎𝚛

𝐑 : 𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 ━ 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚜 𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚜

𝐓 : 𝚃𝚠𝚘 ━ 𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝

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[everwisp]

double trouble 🙂🙃

[satoruxx]

i was just brushing my teeth and wrote a whole suguru drabble in my head….

[ayyponine]

Hiii my name is Daphne my hobbies include trying on black velvet dresses at the thrift store 👀🖤

[elysiumcalled]

TONIGHT I GOT THE BIGGEST COMPLIMENT I COULD EVER GETTTT someone asked me if my hair was all mine and real like omg YESSS YES IT IS ITS ALL MINEEE 🩷🩷🩷

[amberofember]

and the award for most underrated song goes to…

[fyodor-the-whore]

chia beloved hey hi hellloooo hru <3333

kerryyy my love omg hii!! I almost didn't recognize u bc of the theme change (which is sososo pretty omllll) but hi hi hellooo! I am doing ok-ish, school is kicking my ass as usual, but yeah not too baddd hbu?

[loving-august]

hello bb 😭😭😭 namiss kitaaaaaa nagbabalik na si mee huhu musta kana august 🥺?

I SCREAAAAAM?!?!?!?! HALLAURRRRR OMG OMG !!!!

[mikgreo]

Can you right something about nagi having a raging breeding kink pls🙏😚

uesyes omg !!! so sorry i took so longgg

sorry if its rushed, im trying to get tjrough my requests bc ive been inactive so for long, i jate college!!!🥲

minors dni !!!!

as you were making nagi breakfast, he came up behind you and hugged your waist from behind, laying his hands on your tummy. “mm you look so fuckin’ hot like this, makes you look like a mama..” nagi said in a low raspy tone. he kissed your neck and occasionally sucking on your plump skin. “sei.. ‘m cooking wait-” he put his hand over your mouth as an attempt to shush you, continuing his slow make-out session on your neck. he reached infront of you turning the stove off, and in one swift, he picked you up and sat you on the counter. “seishiroo..” you whined, you had both just woken up and you know where this was going. nagi started undressing both you and himself.

“mm, fuck.. feels so good baby.” you moaned out in desperation as nagi fondled your tits and kissed you down your collar bones. “fuck, wanna make you a mommy so bad, the way you always take such good care of me mama.” he placed one hand on your thigh separating it from your other one, giving him an opening. “look at you, so wet f’me already, you want this to huh?” nagi said in his familiar tired nonchalant voice tone.

“mm, fuck!! sei- theyre so deep…!!” you yelped out, feeling your cunt being abused by nagi’s two fingers. “gotta prep you babe..” he rubbed your clit with his thumb as he felt you come undone. as soon as you came, he was already aligning himself by your entrance. his pink salvating tip, which you swore was pulsating, was so eager to enter your wet, warm pussy. he looked up at you with his eyes for confirmation. you nodded and he gave you a faint smile.

“fu..fu-ck!! seishiro, so good, faster!!!” nagi thrusted in your poor cunt as you held the cabinet walls for the smallest support. “fuck mama, wanna give you a baby, wanna fill ya with my cum so good and so much and make yer tiny tummy bloat.” he said in a desperate whine, while picking his pace up, rubbing circles on your puffy clit. he leaned in to kiss you, a blabbering mess. “seiii.. gonna cum!! gonn-“ you cried. “y/n.. wanna be a mama? you wanna have my kids?? please wanna make you so full ‘n have a mini me. please, let me cum in you mommy, mommy…..mommy! please!!… fuuuck, cumming mama!”

[floralcyanide]

˚₊✩‧₊◜kinktober 2023! ―

― day four ⛧ orgasm control

Stu Macher x Reader

You take it upon yourself to get off without Stu's permission, and he punishes you.

warnings: pwp, pussy slapping, unprotected sex, penetrative sex, oral sex (f receiving), fingering, orgasm control, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, withheld orgasm

word count: 697

author's note: welcome to day fourrrrr (: I missed writing for Stu omg it's been a longgg time. I don't think I've written for him in 2 years. if I'm a little rusty with his character I apologize but I do hope everyone enjoys (: thanks for any feedback!!

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this fic has been cross posted to ao3.

ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴘʏ, ʀᴇᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴏɴ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ, ᴀᴏ3, ᴡᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ, ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ɪɴ ᴀɪ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀs ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʀᴛɪғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴛᴏ sᴇʟʟ ғᴏʀ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.

“Oh, you wanna cum? That’s too bad,” Stu mockingly pouts, a gentle hand mussing through your hair in contrast with the harsh snapping of his hips into yours. 

He grips the hair he has between his fingers, pulling your head to the side to allow his mouth to latch onto your neck underneath your ear. His other hand is freely working on your clit- your arousal spreads along it in a perfect amount to coerce a sickening sound as Stu’s fingers pick up speed. You whimper pitifully as the mixture of Stu’s hand, and his hard cock rubbing against your bundle of nerves with every thrust causes your body to vibrate. You oh so badly want to cum around his cock over and over until you’re absolutely spent- but Stu won’t allow it. You’re being punished, and not getting your release is your punishment. 

“Should’ve waited for me to come home like the good kitten you know you are,” Stu growls in your ear, feeling your walls begin to clench around him.

He quickly pulls out of you and removes his fingers from your puffy clit, his hands completely off you. You move to squeeze your legs together, but Stu forces them apart to ogle at your throbbing, sensitive pussy and how it convulses from lack of touch. Stu repositions himself onto his chest, his face buried between your thighs as his fingers grasp the shaking flesh there. He gives your clit a tentative lick and slips two fingers inside your heat, curling them immediately. Your spine curves upward, your body reacting to the sudden stimulation. Your hand grips Stu’s wrist like a vice, and you start to cry as his fingers curl and fuck into you.

“Please let me cum, baby, I won’t touch myself without you again, I swear-”

“Too late for that, I’m afraid,” Stu tuts, nipping your clit with his teeth with an insatiable grin. 

Adding a third finger, Stu gains a steady pace of circling your exposed pussy with his warm tongue and long fingers, bringing you to the edge of orgasm three more times. At this point, you’re nearly sobbing, incoherent words falling from your lips as your hips stutter messily. “Please, please, please.” has become a mantra.

“Does this sweet kitten wanna cum? Hmm?” Stu purrs into your thigh, and you nod vigorously, “Be careful what you wish for.”

Stu removes himself from you, flipping you onto your stomach and pulling your hips into the air, slamming his length inside you. He hits your spot perfectly, causing your body to start quaking in pleasure.

“Let go, baby. And don’t stop until I say so,” Stu growls in your ear, his hands spreading your ass apart to get a better view of you from behind.

Stu curves his cock into your cervix, sending your core reeling and your orgasm washing over you at last. It’s so strong that it sends you into another orgasm seconds after as Stu slaps your clit harshly. He’s relentless when it comes to rubbing you- he knows just how to do it right without it hurting or feeling useless. So he continues to press circles into your clit with his deft fingertips until you cum again and again around his length. 

“Don’t stop cumming until I say so,” Stu groans, his cock rehardening from your desperate clenching around him as he begins pushing into you again.

Your body trembles as Stu fucks you again, your overstimulated cunt hot and wet around him. He wraps a hand around your throat, your pitiful moans vibrating against his palm. You weakly buck your hips against his, “Just like that, one last time,” he praises.

Stu moans hotly into your ear as he releases, and you cum again before nearly blacking out, feeling limp underneath Stu’s grip.

“You good, baby?” Stu asks as you sink down underneath him into the mattress.

You nod tiredly, and he gently pulls out of you, rubbing a hand down your back soothingly.

“You did good, doll,” Stu curls up behind you, his arms wrapped around you softly.

You sigh, nestling your face into the sheets as you finally give in to your body’s exhaustion.

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[saltymongoose]

Streamer player who got into the game with their phone and aren't exactly behaving the way the employers expected them to at first💥

Auditor goes on his little monologue about you being important to this entire reality and how you being locked up in here is non-negotiable and how you can't just leave! They finally got you here and they're so excited-

Player is giving no visual reactions but he keeps on talking (he. Is acting a bit out of pocket now that the player is finally here! You can't blame him!!!)

Then suddently they just kinda.

Player is now visibly irritated and typing up a longgg post abt them having to stop streaming for now and how they love their fans and won't stop interacting!!! It will just take longer to post significant content! And apologising profusely to their followers.

As they're doing this they start a very upset rant about the situation they're in

Like they go all the way off💥💥 going from how badly planned their kidnapping was and how if they really wanted the player to stay in this bland little concrete room the employers should have at the very least let them grab a charger. Did they even know if humans could breathe in this atmosphere?? They could have died! Did they even take their medication with them? No? Of course not. God, can it even get any worse? Oh! And just so you know, being locked in a small boring enviroment is very detrimental to any human's mental state! Do they even know if food in nevada can fit their dietary requirements?? If the auditor didn't go on that rant about the importance of the player, they'd assume they were captured to get tortured! If this is the level of planning the employers were capable of, then they could see why they couldn't catch Hank yet.

40 minutes after being left in the room by themselves the player gets out and they apologize for getting so mad.🫡

(What the rest of the employers see after the auditor leaves the player's room)

Omg, it's something the Employers never expected to see. The consequences of their own actions. 🤯

Yes, we love to see the Player sticking it to the Auditor (and the rest of the Employers), and they do have a point. Besides the observations they made over your webcam, they had no other source of information on humans, and it's not like watching someone play video games and go about their business in their room can tell you about all their needs. Your biology is completely unfamiliar to them, and who knows if you need any specialized medical care to deal with any disorders or ailments you have? Like if you were diabetic, how the hell would you get insulin? Do they even have insulin in Nevada? What about food? Or enrichment? Humans are social creatures, and it's not like talking only to the four of them would be sufficient for that. And that's just a few things in addition to the arguments you gave in your ask as well.

I like to think that the Player is just so done with the situation that they're the one who orders the Auditor to leave the room while they type out a message to their followers. I mean, they just woke up in a whole other dimension/world after being kidnapped. It's not like they'd be all that comfortable with just chilling in the room with the Auditor after giving him the verbal lashing they did lmao. 

Meanwhile, the Employer is just beside himself, because he can't exactly weasel his way out of responsibility here or argue against what the Player said - because they're right. The Auditor took a major gamble by really just assuming they would be able to survive there off of some similar details in their surroundings, and if he were any less impulsive, he'd have done some further tests to see if such a thing was really feasible.

What makes it worse for him is that I'm also willing to bet that Stygian or one of the other Employers suggested doing just that, but he didn't listen to them because he never listens to them lmao. (Also I love that picture of the Auditor, it's one of my favorite things in the world now, no joke.) 

And it's not like they're going to comfort or support him once he steps out of the room either. In fact, they'll probably chastise him (Stygian totally would at least), and then insist that you were entirely right and they don't think you should apologize at all. 

Maybe they're doing it for extra brownie points, as the Auditor's clear fuckup in your eyes provides a very good opportunity to make themselves look good (even if it's extremely hypocritical lol). But then you reference their own work to help the Auditor's plan and throw it back in their faces because you just know he could never do this whole operation alone. (And you're still important to other people besides them regardless, like your beloved fans who're gonna have to deal with the fallout of their selfishness.)

However, fortunately for the other three, your scolding is far less harsh than it had been on the Auditor. That doesn't mean you won't still make a point of it when necessary though.

[ssahotchnerr]

going in a babymoon with aaron 🥺 going to greece or somewhere else in europe for like months and documenting how ur bump changes over those months. u end up running out of clothes that fit bc u werent expecting ur bump to get so big 😭 and every month being like “baby is the size of ___!!!” and buying the fruit/vegetable to show aaron 😁

- 🍓

omg that is EVERYTHING cw; fem!reader, descriptions of pregnancy

UGH a babymoon with aaron 🥰🥰🥰 he'd be so so so sweet and even more attentive if it were possible - making sure you're hydrated, that you're getting your steps in, which is SO easy due to sight seeing and it's so exciting seeing new places!!! but he makes extra sure you're not overexerting yourself, insisting you sit and take a breaks here and there, and again, staying hydrated - the man has an extra water bottle on him at all times. and once you get back to the hotel, he's gently massaging your ankles and feet after a longgg day of walking 😭 and as the baby grows, it becomes a nightly ritual too because of your ankles swelling up, and aaron is more than happy to dote on you 🥺 you're doing all the hard work, so he'll help in any way he can <3

if you're nauseous :( aaron's more than willing to spend the day in the room with you <3 just laying in bed, giving you kisses, rubbing your belly gently and talking to the baby, saying sweet words and sometimes says something like "ease up on your mom please🥺" 😭😭 because you've just been in the bathroom all morning :( BUT you're literally not going to lift a finger on his watch. he fluffs your pillow, makes sure you're comfy in bed, draws the curtains if you need a break from the sun, makes sure the temperature of the hotel room is just right. and if you get nauseous while sight seeing :((( aaron pulls you to the side, finds a shady spot, and gives you some water - his eyes are full of concern and a tad touch of guilt - he feels bad because he wishes there was more he could do :((( because he greatly contributed to the newest member of the hotchner family, but yet you're the one dealing with the not-so-great parts of being pregnant :((( he gives you a second to see if it passes and if you feel alright/want to keep going, or if you prefer to go back to the hotel, that's perfectly okay too <3333

late night cravings? he'll run to the store if room service doesn't have what you want/is closed, regardless if he even knows where a store is due to being in a different county - he will find one 😭 AND!! before you even left for the babymoon, aaron does his research when it comes to restaurants, and makes an itinerary of places to go 😭 so you're getting all your necessary nutrients while away, what food options there are that you can eat while pregnant, etc..

finding out the gender while there too 🥰🥰🥰 hehe the two of you make a lil date night out of it - dressing up, a fancy dinner, and then finding a reallyyyy romantic place at sunset to open up that little card that has the baby's gender on it 🥰 or!!!! you find a local bakery and have them put blue or pink frosting inside 🥹🥹🥹

and after showing the fruit/veggie to show aaron once, just a cute - "hey look! this is the size of our baby :D" he has to download that app himself too for his phone - the one tells you what size fruit the baby is hehe 🤭 he'll consistently report the current size to you over breakfast <33333 he checks it like social media hehe <3

AND every month aaron insists on taking a polaroid of your baby bump progress 🥹🥺 hehe he loves comparing all the pics throughout the months and once the lil baby is a bit older - aka old enough to sit up hehe - he has them on their lap, and is showing them the pictures <3333 and tells them "that's you growing in momma's belly :D" 😭😭😭😭 and he takes sooo many pics of you sight seeing!!! hehe you have that pregnancy glow and he loves it, so he wants as many pics as he can get of you showing off that bump where your little one is growing <3333 so he'll show the baby those too!!! and tells them just look at all the places you've already been!!! while we were celebrating you!!! 🥰💓💞💕💓

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Southern Mc with a little Trauma

A/N: as someone who grew up in southern U.S. in a Christian home with their Grandparents and getting religious trauma just to have ended up Bi with pronouns, this is very self indulgent.

Warnings; slight mention of a bad home life and stereotyping

It was just a plain day in the HOL, except quieter until Lucifer started yelling at Mammon for the usual bullshit. Mc stayed silent but eventually couldn’t handle it. 

Mc in a heavily southern accent: “Listen hear you Motherfuckers! ain’t you got anything better to do than scream at each other like a damn banshee?!

Everyone paused and stared at Mc as they had never heard them use an accent before, they didn’t even know that Mc was southern

He had no clue you had an accent

The file he got only said where you currently lived, not where you grew up

He stops arguing with Mammon and doesn’t bring it up.

After dinner he calls you into his office to ask a few questions.

Lucifer: “Mc, can you please explain why you never use your accent?”

Mc: “W-well… umm”

Lucifer: “Mc”

Mc: “Well my grandmother always used a southern accent and I don’t want to associate myself with her. People also automatically assume that because I am south I am homophobic”

Lucifer: “Oh… well feel free to use around us Mc, we won’t judge you for having an accent”

Lucifer won’t bring it up again unless you bring it up

He knows Southerners can be extremely religious so he assumed it was that because for him it was like “yeah same” 

He doesn’t ask any questions about your life growing up and instead uses other sources (Barbatos) to look into it

He finds it amusing whenever you accidentally use southern terms such as “Skeeters” and “ternaders”

Oh my lord is this boy a himbo

His first reaction is to laugh

He thinks you just picked it up off of old westerns or movies 

Then he heard you use other southern terms 

It takes him a longgg time before he realizes unless Mc tells him outright

He actually gets the tea from Asmodeus first because Mc didn’t want to explain it to him since they knew Mammon would freak out

He freaks out and tried to get to Mc and would have if Lucifer didn’t clothespin him.

Mc doesn’t need to be overwhelmed by Mammon freaking out over them

Gets super excited when he first hears the accent

“OMG you sound like [inset character name] from [super long anime title]”

He won’t ask a lot of questions 

Mc may have done impressions for him before so he’ll ask you to sound like southern characters and maybe want you to do a few cosplays

He doesn’t ask if it’s your original accent or why you don’t use it because he’s too excited 

Hehe, Helluva Boss wrath ring

He will laugh his ass off because of how funny he finds “southern wrath”

He asks where Mc got the accent despite having a good guess

They mostly avoid the topic of their home life and just mention they grew up south

Satan doesn’t dig deeper despite having a feeling there was something more

He won’t bring it up again but still giggles when you do the accent or use southern terms

Asmodeus already knew about the reason Mc won’t use their accent thanks to Mc venting during spa sessions 

He may know why you don’t use it but he still gets horny every time

He wants this cowboy to ride him into the sunset

He’ll never actually bring it up unless Mc does first so his horny thoughts will stay thoughts

He does have to stop Mammon from bringing it up since it’s not a fun topic for Mc

He stays as understanding as possible while containing his horny

Doesn’t notice 

I don’t think he goes to the human realm often unless it’s to eat so he won’t really know a lot about Southern culture 

He assumes Mc either learned the accent somewhere or grew up with it

He doesn’t really question it but may ask a few questions about where Mc grew up

The questions are mostly food related

Also laughs at the accent

He couldn’t care less he just thinks it’s funny

Well, that is until he overheard Asmodeus talking to Mammon

He won’t ask questions but that won’t stop him from laughing his ass off

he won’t take anything you say seriously if it’s in the accent

He may also ask food questions so he can cook something for Beel

[spicyicymeloncat]

HAKSKSNSKLANS

Hi @rarlkove :) gosh I loved this (but also omg this took so longgg), but like Zane angst and the composition and idea were very cool! Thank you for the challenge!! Hope you like it I’m really proud of this one!!

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hi my babies ! i’ve gone so longgg omg, honestly writing was so hard and draining i wanted to meet all of your expectations with a new fic and that was like taking so much mentally but i don’t know something shifted i guess , so here we on a random ass wednesday way past my bedtime i’m writing this short little thing for yall 👁️ anywhom enjoy this silly fic and if yall behave i’ll write a wedding 😛 i love you sm baee :)

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Sitting beside your soon-to-be husband, Jack. You both stared off into space dreaming of a hearty meal “Hungry?” he said licking his pink lips “What do you think?” You said giving him a pained look, Jack hopped off the couch pulling you by your hand and dragging you to the kitchen. “Alright? What to eat?” He said sighing scratching and ruffling his curly hair, “Nothing in this bitch but salad does Romi hate us?” Jack groaned looking at you who was equally frustrated. Romi was your wedding planner who strictly prohibited fast food and any meal besides veggies and other keto crap so you wouldn't gain a pound and be able to fit flawlessly into your tailored tux and gown.

“Romi does hate us, I'm going to bed Jack, I can't live like this.” You whined before you could get away Jack pushed you against the marble counter sitting you on top of it “Stay, please.” He begged softening his gaze, you caved. “Alright baby what are we doing?” You asked, “I don't know but there isn't anything in here palatable besides you.” He replied watching your cheeks redden, he pulled his phone from his pocket and opened an app then flashed his phone at you “Pizza?” he laughed “Pizza.” you said breathlessly.

30 minutes later a delivery guy arrived at your house and you ran to the door took the pizza from him and shut the front door, you and Jack immediately got to work devouring the pie not even leaving a crumb in the box. After you and Jack laughed for at least 2 minutes straight over the greedy act the two of you just committed, ridding yourselves of the evidence. Jack walked towards you “You got a little sauce mama, eh hold on?” He took his thumb and wiped it from the corner of your mouth. “Hey J, do you think we'll be this impulsive when we get married?” You look up at him “No, I'll think it'll be worse. But on the topic of impulse, look at you.” He said running his hand up your shirt as you giggled “Stop! Jack.” You laughed as he claimed your lips.

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