Lobster: Goes for the fanciest thing.
Crawfish: Realistic; affordable.
Coral Grouper: Imported means it’s good, right?
Potato: At only 8 yuan ($1.14 USD), it’s a steal.
King Crab: Will bribe teens for a seat at the dinner table.
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Mattarella che se n'è andato alle nove e un quarto prima che uscisse ultimo è così reale, almeno si è risparmiato le orecchie
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RAAAAAAHHHH *SHOOTS EKKO WITH HUGE TIDDIES BEAM*
yeah she's not happy HAHAHAHA
aftermath:
poor girl
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sono le 8 del mattino dio bestia
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comunque non potete capire il disagio, oggi ho assistito a una conversazione tra due colleghe con oggetto: stirare le camicie del proprio fidanzato. l’eterosessualità ha veramente devastato questo paese
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😁 - kadir
𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 & 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 . a happy text from my muse with @spaceny
[text] TSUKI-CHAN
[text] GÜZELIM
[text] ADIVINHA
[text] Primeiro, comprei os 3 ingressos pro kabuki 😁 mas não era isso.
[text] ADIVINHA quem conseguiu fechar aquela negociação pra trazer a exibição de civilizações mesopotâmicas pra cá???
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Henry/Abby, "Want to go see a movie? With me, I mean."
(This prompt gave me life, watered my plants and cleared my skin. I love these two.)
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"Want to go see a movie? With me, I mean."
Henry blinked, and pointed to himself, as if the whole idea of them going to the movies was a wholly new one on him and not something he'd daydreamed about for the last three months. "Uh… I… uh…” Abby’s face was falling and that wasn’t cool (all his insides were feeling all squirmy and antsy and)-- “Sure! Yes, yes I’d like that,” he added, grinning. “What were you thinking?”
Abby’s lips quirked like the corner had a secret; leaning forward, she asked, “How are you with horror films?”
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Send me a ship and a sentence and I'll write the next five.
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preciso parar de enrolar e entregar logo esse pedido da irene, mas tô com tanta preguiça por conta da gripe
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