#foul foul man

[frankiebirds]

FUCK william reid all my homies hate william reid.

i know they try to retcon his reason for abandoning diana and spencer to make him more sympathetic but a few things: a. it's very much a retcon that i think contradicts what's established in revelations. b. i don't think the "better" reason makes him any less of a scumbag and c. i think he's lying to himself about why he left to make himself feel better.

walking out on your ten-year-old son and mentally ill wife because her mental illness is too much for you to handle is pathetic it makes you pathetic. diana doesnt even know what day it is when william leaves and she tries to get him to take spencer with him because she knows deep down she can't take care of him. it's one thing to be overwhelmed—that would be sympathetic and understandable.

i think what people miss sometimes is that it's established that diana was diagnosed with schizophrenia and on medication for it before spencer was even born, as she mentions going off her antipsychotics for the duration of her pregnancy in memoriam. diana's diagnosis is not recent in the flashback in revelations, she was diagnosed at minimum ten years prior. it's not like this is some new, overwhelming thing he's struggling to get used to (not that it being sudden would make abandoning her better). i always gathered that she was fine and had a handle on things at first, but her illness slowly worsened and she became less good about taking her medication.

again. being overwhelmed would be understandable and sympathetic. even considering divorce. but go to counselling. get her the help she clearly needs. especially because you have a child. sure, fine, you're overwhelmed because your wife is seriously struggling to take care of herself and manage her mental illness. but how the hell is your response to that to leave her with your ten-year-old? especially when she's asking you to take him with you because she knows she can't take care of him by herself. how is your response to that to go "bye severely mentally ill wife! bye ten-year-old son! oh, how will you two manage now that the household consists of a woman dealing with severe mental illness and an actual child? idk. figure it out."

and i know it's contradicted by memoriam, but my headcanon has always been that part of the reason he left is because he found a "normal" woman and wanted to go have his picket fence, abandoning the family that needed him in the process.

good job william. you fucked up a perfectly good ten-year-old. look at him, he's parentified now.

[zara2148]

Obsessed with the idea that a modern Dracula reimagining could have Count Dracula tossing Jonathan’s smart phone out the window, declaring it to be a “foul bauble of man’s vanity” and the bit would still work. XD

[sirspeep]

[theridgebeyond]

[despazito]

it's true and you should say it

[ravenqueensspecialboi]

Jonathan, in the midst of a full blown breakdown as he realizes that he absolutely is in a horror story: “....Is the Count making my bed?”

[baskeigh-ball]

Leonardo's off-handed assignment for Donnie to be the referee may have been taken more seriously than intended

they're gonna have to pry this power trip from his cold dead hands

(i promise I'll get back to regular AU stuff but this competition has been so fun to think about ever since it became an interdimensional basketball tournament lmao)

@tmntaucompetition

[valtsv]

How does one work at a cat shelter? What qualifications did you need, in the UK? - Unemployed and desperate for a job that provides joy. Mwah.

it's a volunteer job i'm afraid, so it doesn't pay me. experience requirements depend on where you apply, but most places are happy to take you on if you have basic experience looking after a cat, or even just a willingness to listen and learn. it's not glamorous work, though. there's a lot of cleaning up shit and vomit. the cute cats are a bonus but they make a lot of mess and they do kinda stink. i don't gaf because i used to own a cat and i worked at a horse rescue sanctuary as a kid so i'm used to it, but some people quit real fast when it's not what they expected.

[sakuraspoke]

[thingspeoplesayintoontown]

[rhadamantthys]

omgomg for the requests, kai cutting lloyds hair (saw the tags to ur last drawing post and i 👁️)

here u goooo 😄😄😄 nya has been burned 1 too many times and now she cuts her own hair (or has pixal give it a go)

[keepscrollinghun]

tiddies out buddies..

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Some drawings of the boy that couldn't become nice individual pieces :')

[imminent-danger-came]

Mei: "Monkey King! Did you find him?" MK: "Yeah! I did!" Pigsy: "So...where is he?" MK: "He said...it's up to me...to us!"

(1x00 A Hero is Born)

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Nuwa: "This is their destiny...your destiny. It is the only way." MK: "No- it shouldn't be up to you! And it definitely, definitely shouldn't be up to me! If it's a choice between fighting and just lying down...I know what people are gonna choose!"

(5x10 Harbinger)

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[salemelas]

got bored, decided to draw how i envision pre-foul murder voryn

if you like my art and feel like leaving a tip, i have a ko-fi!

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Foul legacy hanging out with natlan!y/n while everyone else is worried about the large abyss monster just walking arround.

with how things are going in Natlan, everyone's going to be doing double takes all day

being merged with a human, Foul Legacy doesn't look quite as odd as most monsters from the Abyss, but he still exudes an otherworldly energy, so the moment you encounter anyone at all they're IMMEDIATELY picking up their weapons. you have to hastily explain that Legacy is your friend, that he's no harm to anyone unless they try to hurt you or him first. eventually, usually, your would-be attackers begrudgingly lower their weapons and allow you to pass, watching your every move. in truth, it's mostly thanks to Legacy standing behind you and looking as pleading and harmless as he can. you'd think that an Abyssal beast would be hard-pressed to look innocent and cute, but he's had a lot of practice. with you, specifically. when he's asking for a taste of whatever you're cooking. you always relent, and he always trills and chirps in delight and bumps his head against your shoulder

you try to avoid going into populated areas, he'll stick out like a sore thumb in the cities, so usually you either encounter a few lone civilians or a group of Saurians, the latter of which absolutely adore Foul Legacy once they deduce that he's a friend. they run alongside you, leaping over hills and climbing mountains to make sure neither of you fall- at night they all pile around Legacy until he's nearly covered in Saurians, curling up and falling asleep. so although you haven't been to the city or visited most of the tribes, you've no shortage of friends! and perhaps somewhere, in the distance, the Pyro Archon is keeping an eye on you, nodding approvingly whenever Legacy protects or snuggles up to you affectionately. perhaps some light can shine in even the Abyss

now she'll just have to make sure you're not suffering from Abyssal contamination...