"But fortresses are also placed up high, with views for days and Napa Valley wine farms don't usually come with security patrols and electric fencing and five stories of underground bunker."
-from Afterland by Lauren Beukes, pg. 133
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the audience in my theater for Cocaine Bear
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So other than all the other shit, how would Liifa rate the Binding on Goodreads?
wisp. wispie. wispie woo. HOW are you consistently the funniest motherfucker i know?? ♥
"If we're leaving out the possession and torture attempts: solid four out of five stars." The lanky lich forcefully patted the top of the book, earning a hiss from whatever was inside. "You can fit SO many secrets in this bad boy! And bodies, actually. You can find a surprising number of bodies... I'm still not sure how they got there..." Liifa stared off to the side, clearly contemplating yet again, how those bodies might've gotten inside the Binding.
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Ooooh my god 💀... So I just made the unfortunate realization that Zayne has ZERO 4 and 5 star Lunar memories with Emerald or Amber stellacrum. F M L
So I guess I am forever f u c k e d in the Open Deepspace Trials unless I can pull his last emerald lunar 4-star and SOMEHOW get it up to level 65 (and replace my poor level 64 5-star), because this sad solar 3-star is not going to cut it 😩
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who tf looked at faruzan and thought "She definitely looks like a character who deserves a gut wrenching backstory".
Before this,I barely remember she existed.Wth is that kind of backstory,I'd imagine she'd be in a lot of events or whatnot.
I expected hoyo to give her screentime as to show her arc of gaining new friends and family after that existential horror thing.
I expected a xiao treatment yk?
Idk,I'm over here brainstorming about all the chef kiss found family healing writing potential she can have.
is it just a me thing?
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y'all heard about this debut author who went on tiktok and called a reviewer a bitch for giving her book 4 stars out of 5 on goodreads? and revealed the reviewer's identity in a screenshot of said review??
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